Fire Breathing Lesbians

[LaBoob]

I was at a lesbian beach house party last night and one of them attempted to breath fire. She tried many times, first using tequila and a long stick really well caught on fire which she held pretty close to her mouth, but not dangerously close or anything. She kept blowing the fire out. She tried many times... I love this girl, she was so tenacious and insisted on breathing fire before the night was over... (and the fact that she even got the notion in her head to try it... she's my hero) finally she moved on to a stronger proof Jamaican rum and after a few more attempts finally got a huge blast of fire.

Anybody here that knows anything about me must know how badly I wanted to try it. Something told me not to... I'm really attached to my eyebrows. I just got the perfect shape and everything. I promised myself I'd go home and do some research first, so...

Is there officially a way to do this? Anybody have any tips? What was she doing wrong, because I think that last time she just got lucky. I might be able to post a video of it later. I have to wait for the lesbians to wake their sleepy asses up.

[FUNKMAN]

don't have any helpful hints but certainly don't do one of these :smile: scary and funny at the same time


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[jeffdwright2001]

I was at a lesbian beach house party last night . . .


I always thought beach houses were asexual.

[LaBoob]

don't have any helpful hints but certainly don't do one of these :smile: scary and funny at the same time



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I love it. :happy:

[Judge Smails]

NEVER, under any circumstance, set your crotch on fire.

http://i31.tinypic.com/sqgtg0.jpg

[LaBoob]

NEVER, under any circumstance, set your crotch on fire.

http://i31.tinypic.com/sqgtg0.jpg


Hahaha... oh my god that just made me laugh so hard. The best part is the stomping.

[Bulldogcakes]

NEVER, under any circumstance, set your crotch on fire.

http://i31.tinypic.com/sqgtg0.jpg

:lol::lol::lol::lol::thumbup::clap:

[midwestjeff]

I have no fire breathing advice, but I would like to nominate this thread for "Best Thread Title of 2008". I know it's early, but I think this one has a real shot. So much intrigue, so few words.

[Kris10]

Oh my! As much fun as it sounds I'd end up in the emergency room.

It'd be cool if you could get Stasha to breathe fire!

[LaBoob]

Oh my! As much fun as it sounds I'd end up in the emergency room.

It'd be cool if you could get Stasha to breathe fire!


HAhaha, amazing visual! I'd be the coolest girl on the block!

That made me think of this picture I took of some random girl and her dog at the beach. I'm such a creep. I just thought it was such a nice moment...
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/Picture144.jpg?t=1210523817


http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/Picture145.jpg?t=1210523864

That's wake from my sister's husband kite surfing. Good timing.

[DolaMight]

NEVER, under any circumstance, set your crotch on fire.

http://i31.tinypic.com/sqgtg0.jpg

oh that was fruxing funny

[Kris10]

Cool pics.

My dog would be barking like a bitch at it, my stupid shih tzu. She's not a fire breathing dog at all. I wouldn't trust her near a flame.

[JPMNICK]

you need to use higher proof liquor. Something like 151 would be best. and you need to make sure when you spit it out, you try to get the droplets as small as possible for the biggest whoosh! noise.

and you are a crazy person if you try this. breathing in at the wrong time will cause a fireball in your mouth and lungs

but if you do try, at least video tape and post it here!

[FUNKMAN]

there are other methods -lol

http://nocrappycrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/fireass-thumb.jpg

nsfw (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.andharbor.com/devoin/stedelijk/voinfire.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.voindevoin.com/index.php%3F/project/fireass/&h=308&w=595&sz=141&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=CfVpVaT3Jajg_M:&tbnh=70&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfireass%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T 4DKUS_enUS253US253%26sa%3DN)

[Team_Ramrod]

You lost me at the mention of Lesbian party... I'm a lesbian. I wish I was there.

[Fallon]

I was at a lesbian beach house party last night and one of them attempted to breath fire. She tried many times, first using tequila and a long stick really well caught on fire which she held pretty close to her mouth, but not dangerously close or anything. She kept blowing the fire out.

Maybe the long stick near her mouth threw her off.

[Kris10]

You lost me at the mention of Lesbian party... I'm a lesbian. I wish I was there.

LOL First, you are stupid! But I :wub: you!

Second, your sig really likes my mod quote it says your an anal fiend! LOL

[Fallon]

HAhaha, amazing visual! I'd be the coolest girl on the block!

That made me think of this picture I took of some random girl and her dog at the beach. I'm such a creep. I just thought it was such a nice moment...
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/Picture144.jpg?t=1210523817


http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/Picture145.jpg?t=1210523864

That's wake from my sister's husband kite surfing. Good timing.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6355/laboobct9.jpg

[A.J.]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6355/laboobct9.jpg

I really did just laugh out loud. Nice!

[LaBoob]

:help:http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6355/laboobct9.jpg


That's awesome!

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[Kris10]

I really did just laugh out loud. Nice!

LMAO! :lol: So did I!!!

Many props here! Boob for the thread, Fallon for the sig, and myself for suggesting her dog learns to breath fire!

[Team_Ramrod]

LOL First, you are stupid! But I :wub: you!

Second, your sig really likes my mod quote it says your an anal fiend! LOL

We should get them together for a play date; the sigs I mean :sad:

[Sheeplovr]

i thought this was going to be about belly dancers
cause that reminds me of my sisters wedding

but the lesbian party reminds me of where my sister lived in college

this is about blowing fire

theres a guy dankwork on pal talk i think he posts on other boards but he blows fire at the Travaling virus show in the parking lot

[JPMNICK]

fire breathing lesbians would be a great name for a band

[Fallon]

fire breathing lesbians would be a great name for a band

Google "fire breathing lesbians" and RFnet comes up first. Wooo!

[LaBoob]

i thought this was going to be about belly dancers
cause that reminds me of my sisters wedding

but the lesbian party reminds me of where my sister lived in college

this is about blowing fire

theres a guy dankwork on pal talk i think he posts on other boards but he blows fire at the Travaling virus show in the parking lot

Did your sister go to Douglas? Or art school?

[PapaBear]

I checked "Wiki How" and they had nothing. That's surprising, since they DO have "How to survive a fall from a great hight" and "How to play with a pig".

[patsopinion]

Maybe the long stick near her mouth threw her off.

i got it
great line

[Thebazile78]

Did your sister go to Douglas? Or art school?

No, I did not go to Douglass.

The summer after I graduated, I sublet a room in a house off Douglass campus. And ended up living with lesbians. (Not a bad group overall, though, since I knew one of them from choir and had sung with some of their friends...fun group. Of course, that's where Sheepy and I came up with the "only 5 out of 35 lesbians are hot" phrase. And, no, you can't reduce it to 1 in 7 because that's just not true.)