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Rockvillejoe
05-12-2008, 08:30 AM
The jabroni tried to sneak a 22 caliber pistol through the airport in his baggage. This guy is an ex chicago detective in real life. what was he thinking?

ChrisTheCop
05-12-2008, 08:49 AM
for those of us who like links (http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSN1133086420080511)

He immediately called his lawyer and asked moron #1 to put moron #2 on the phone.

Judge Smails
05-12-2008, 08:58 AM
In the Airport Security System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally inept groups. The Transportation Security Administration which is manned by mental midgets who lord their power to inspect shoes over people and half-heartedly man x-ray machines and the Department of Homeland Security which maintains a list of nearly one million suspected dangerous terrorists such as Nelson Mandela and Cat Stevens. This is one of their stories.

Da-Dum

jeffdwright2001
05-12-2008, 09:00 AM
Wednesday May 07, 2008, 6:19 PM (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/05/judge_orders_arrest_of_former.html)
An Essex County judge has ordered the arrests of former New York Giant Bart Oates and former New Jersey Devil Kenneth Daneyko for their repeated failure to show up for depositions in a real estate lawsuit, an attorney said today. (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/05/judge_orders_arrest_of_former.html)

First Oates, now Farina, I'm sensing a trend and it smells supsiciously like breakfast cereal.

EddieMoscone
05-12-2008, 09:11 AM
He immediately called his lawyer and asked moron #1 to put moron #2 on the phone.


That was awesome...

ChrisTheCop
05-12-2008, 09:13 AM
Wednesday May 07, 2008, 6:19 PM (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/05/judge_orders_arrest_of_former.html)
An Essex County judge has ordered the arrests of former New York Giant Bart Oates and former New Jersey Devil Kenneth Daneyko for their repeated failure to show up for depositions in a real estate lawsuit, an attorney said today. (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/05/judge_orders_arrest_of_former.html)

First Oates, now Farina, I'm sensing a trend and it smells supsiciously like breakfast cereal.

Inconsolable:
http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/050e63d95c_crisp12072007.jpg

That was awesome...

Somehow I knew youd enjoy it.

TheMojoPin
05-12-2008, 09:16 AM
In the Airport Security System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally inept groups. The Transportation Security Administration which is manned by mental midgets who lord their power to inspect shoes over people and half-heartedly man x-ray machines and the Department of Homeland Security which maintains a list of nearly one million suspected dangerous terrorists such as Nelson Mandela and Cat Stevens. This is one of their stories.

Da-Dum

WINNAR.

*70's guitar skronk*

Doctor Manhattan
05-12-2008, 09:28 AM
Well, He was just there to pick up some money in hundred dollar bills inside one of those jock bags, you know? In a locker at the airport, just waiting to be picked up.

It was locker C-17.

One of the TSA guys was seen running around screaming "Call 9-fucking-1-1-1!!"

FUNKMAN
05-12-2008, 09:53 AM
Dennis Farina-ARRESTED!

where was Stymie?

jeffdwright2001
05-12-2008, 09:57 AM
Dennis Farina-ARRESTED!

where was Stymie?

Running lines with Buckwheat.

furie
05-12-2008, 11:58 AM
In the Airport Security System the people are represented by two separate, yet equally inept groups. The Transportation Security Administration which is manned by mental midgets who lord their power to inspect shoes over people and half-heartedly man x-ray machines and the Department of Homeland Security which maintains a list of nearly one million suspected dangerous terrorists such as Nelson Mandela and Cat Stevens. This is one of their stories.

Da-Dum


no you are wrong. The TSA maintains the no fly list, not DHS. DHS is the cabnet level department, it's not an agency.
And TSA is a component of DHS.

Mike Teacher
05-12-2008, 12:06 PM
Thought he was on a plane to England to meet Doug the Head and hire Bullet Tooth Tony to get the diamond Frankie Four Fingers told him about before Boris the Blade gets it and Brick Top offs Tommy and Turkish, along with Tyrone and Saul and Vincent.

"You're on thin fucking Ice my pedigreed chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, Fuck Off." - Brick Top

Slumbag
05-12-2008, 07:37 PM
Did you know, they say the fucking smog is the fucking reason L.A. has such beautiful fucking sunsets.

ralphbxny
05-12-2008, 07:56 PM
Best thread of the evening!