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Sheeplovr
05-12-2008, 10:05 AM
10 things you didnt know about hitler (http://www.socyberty.com/History/10-Things-You-Didnt-Know-About-Hitler.43699)

A.J.
05-12-2008, 10:10 AM
He became a vegetarian after attending the autopsy of a girlfriend:
She killed herself after being actively pursued by Hitler. He was grief stricken, and felt compelled to attend the autopsy. Afterwards, he refused to eat meat, and took every opportunity to ruin meat for others. He would often make jokes about preparing a pudding made from his blood, and called beef broth "corpse tea"

I think that "girlfriend" was his niece Geli Raubal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geli_Raubal).

TooLowBrow
05-12-2008, 10:25 AM
He had a remarkable sweet tooth:
Hitler regularly ate up to two pounds of chocolate a day, in addition to pastries and hot chocolate with copious amounts of whipped cream. He generally took his tea with seven teaspoons of sugar, and Ernst Hanfstaengl once witnessed Hitler adding spoonfuls of sugar to a glass of red wine.

this seems like it would be the mark of a true psychotic

Death Metal Moe
05-12-2008, 10:30 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/shoot.jpg

"Maybe 10 things YOU didn't know!"

Sheeplovr
05-12-2008, 10:33 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/shoot.jpg

"Maybe 10 things YOU didn't know!"

10 things you didn't know about anthony cumia?

DolaMight
05-12-2008, 10:46 AM
11th thing you didn't know about Hitler:

He loved to perform theater. He once reenacted the first word war via interpretive dance

Drunky McBetidont
05-12-2008, 10:58 AM
12th thing,

he liked to be called susan while wearing high heels

Jughead
05-12-2008, 01:09 PM
13th he invented the Hitler Mustache ..

Earlshog
05-12-2008, 01:14 PM
14. Despite his anti Semitism he loved Paul's Boutique and Ill Communication

ndr
05-12-2008, 01:15 PM
all the money I wasted on college when I could have learned it from the "internets" - sad...

MagillaGorillaz
05-12-2008, 01:16 PM
#15 Hitler was a Dallas Cowboys fan

Earlshog
05-12-2008, 01:18 PM
#15 Hitler was a Dallas Cowboys fan

Danny White was his favorite QB

outlawfrank
05-12-2008, 01:21 PM
# 16 Hitler was an accomplished synchronized swimmer

Earlshog
05-12-2008, 01:23 PM
17. Inbreeds

mikeyboy
05-12-2008, 01:26 PM
18. Hitler was the inspiration for Jeri, the handicapped comedienne on the Facts of Life.

MagillaGorillaz
05-12-2008, 01:28 PM
18. Hitler was the inspiration for Jeri, the handicapped comedienne on the Facts of Life.

:thumbup:

Team_Ramrod
05-12-2008, 01:33 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/shoot.jpg

"Maybe 10 things YOU didn't know!"

10 things you didn't know about anthony cumia?

No Sheepy, By Moe putting up a picture of Ant he is trying to show it as though Anthony is saying "Maybe 10 things YOU didn't know!". Like Ant already knew this stuff... Cause if anyone would know these facts it would be Ant.

It was a really funny post on Moe's behalf.

ChimneyFish
05-12-2008, 02:27 PM
He didn't much care for the likes of the "Transformers", or even the "Go-Bots" for that matter.
His passion was "Converters".
His favorite two being the cash register....
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/CashRegisterLoose1a.jpghttp://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/CashRegisterLoose1b.jpg

and the camera....
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/FocusLoose1a.jpg
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/FocusLoose1b.jpg

Gvac
05-12-2008, 02:31 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/cloudmax/shoot.jpg

"Maybe 10 things YOU didn't know!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Laugh of the day.

djjd
05-12-2008, 02:34 PM
he had a circumcised penis












it was a gift from Goerring, he used it as a door stop

PanterA
05-12-2008, 02:35 PM
10 things you didnt know about hitler (http://www.socyberty.com/History/10-Things-You-Didnt-Know-About-Hitler.43699)21. He used to vacation on the beaches of Normandy. Where he would enjoy games of badmitten in his tight little speedos.

PanterA
05-12-2008, 02:38 PM
22. He didnt like sauerkraut.

PanterA
05-12-2008, 02:41 PM
23. As a child he inspired to be a veterinarians.

PanterA
05-12-2008, 02:51 PM
24. He blames his mother for the way he acted. He couldn't even love an orphaned kitty.




wait a minute....

silas
05-12-2008, 02:55 PM
Sadly gotta admit, i enjoyed the "hitler resto" pyramid, but this could be 10 reasons why hayseed nation is ironic last R+F bunker.

scottinnj
05-12-2008, 02:56 PM
47. Hitler was a Chevy Man.

48. Invented Santa Klaus.

49. Fond of Gulden's mustard on his Brautwurst.

ChimneyFish
05-12-2008, 03:11 PM
50. He rather enjoyed the act of "dry humping".

SinA
05-12-2008, 03:15 PM
things 25 thru 46 that you didn't know about hitler you STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT HITLER

FUNKMAN
05-12-2008, 03:18 PM
his moustache was actually a shit stain...

AnnoyedGrunt
05-12-2008, 03:52 PM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/CashRegisterLoose1a.jpghttp://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/CashRegisterLoose1b.jpg


Holy shit! I completely forgot I owned that as a kid!




Now back to your regularly scheduled Hitler thread.

furie
05-12-2008, 04:04 PM
http://www.sharenator.com/Paintings_of_Adolf_Hitler/

http://files.sharenator.com/g252010-s281x396-856-580.jpg

Judge Smails
05-12-2008, 04:12 PM
Hitler had a secretary named Roosevelt. Roosevelt had a secretary name Hitler . . .

PanterA
05-12-2008, 04:22 PM
The original title for Hitlers book was "Mein Yours"

DolaMight
05-12-2008, 04:33 PM
#101 - Hitler thinks Anthony Cumia is a racist

Tenbatsuzen
05-12-2008, 04:34 PM
Mengele was actually a hysterical prop comedian. Dinner parties at Dachau were loaded with laughs.

DolaMight
05-12-2008, 04:40 PM
http://www.sharenator.com/Paintings_of_Adolf_Hitler/

http://files.sharenator.com/g252010-s281x396-856-580.jpg

that's a fucking awful drawing.

#102 - Hitler grew bratwurst instead of brain matter in the part of the brain governing artistic creativity and talent.

Coach
05-12-2008, 04:44 PM
He was a huge Disney fan! he had an origional copy of Snow White..and painted several versions of the Dwarves. For True!

Sheeplovr
05-12-2008, 04:49 PM
Hitler was a Werewolf and since its germen its pronouced VereVolf

Sheeplovr
05-12-2008, 04:53 PM
He was a huge Disney fan! he had an origional copy of Snow White..and painted several versions of the Dwarves. For True!

weird Disney was a fan of his work to

furie
05-12-2008, 04:58 PM
There volf. There castle.

DolaMight
05-12-2008, 05:11 PM
Sadly gotta admit, i enjoyed the "hitler resto" pyramid, but this could be 10 reasons why hayseed nation is ironic last R+F bunker.

Comedy pyramids and these people don't mix

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PanterA
05-12-2008, 05:14 PM
Hitler was a slam poet

PanterA
05-12-2008, 05:40 PM
Hitler had a black belt in Taekwondo. He was trained by the same guy that trained Bruce Lee.

Coach
05-12-2008, 05:44 PM
Hitler had a black belt in Taekwondo. He was trained by the same guy that trained Bruce Lee.Umm? Way to mix Martial arts...Taekwando is Korean. Master Lee origionally was a practitioner of a form of Wushu

Epschtein
05-12-2008, 05:45 PM
http://www.sharenator.com/Paintings_of_Adolf_Hitler/

http://files.sharenator.com/g252010-s281x396-856-580.jpg

that doesnt look anything like hitler...

furie
05-12-2008, 05:46 PM
Umm? Way to mix Martial arts...Taekwando is Korean.

FACE!

PanterA
05-12-2008, 05:53 PM
form of WushuGesundheit!!

Epschtein
05-12-2008, 05:56 PM
after being rejected from art achool for the second time he was briefly a co-owner of "Adolf and Shlomo's Dreidel Emporium".

Coach
05-12-2008, 05:59 PM
Hitler was an alien Space Criminal and Earth was a Prison Planet..Saw it on Sci-Fi!!!

scottinnj
05-12-2008, 06:01 PM
Archie Bunker's daily woes was originally a graphic novel written by Hitler. Stan Lee said he would have published it, but it had too many frames of Edith drawn topless.

JustJon
05-12-2008, 06:05 PM
132) Inbreds.

Judge Smails
05-12-2008, 06:09 PM
He liked Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. He also enjoyed killing jews.

PanterA
05-12-2008, 06:12 PM
this was Hitler original flag design:

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Richard-Nodine/San-Francisco-Harvy-Milk-Plaza-Gay-Flag-Photographic-Print-C12325238.jpeg

Coach
05-12-2008, 06:56 PM
132) Inbreds.
nice callback to post # 14!:clap::clap:

A.J.
05-13-2008, 04:24 AM
"Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."

http://bp3.blogger.com/_DnPwaEn8aGE/RjiEiU4U3wI/AAAAAAAADEk/s0KdTgC0Acc/s320/Producers196.jpg

Earlshog
05-13-2008, 04:52 AM
his favortie Sienfield episode was "the contest"

PanterA
05-13-2008, 06:08 AM
Hitler had a wooby (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wooby) and was found cuddling with it the day he died.

Earlshog
05-13-2008, 06:14 AM
Voted for Shawn Green as the 2001 N.L. MVP

ADF
05-13-2008, 06:25 AM
Hitler had his own candy bar. The O'Hitler!

Thebazile78
05-13-2008, 06:40 AM
"Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."

http://bp3.blogger.com/_DnPwaEn8aGE/RjiEiU4U3wI/AAAAAAAADEk/s0KdTgC0Acc/s320/Producers196.jpg

I was actually thinking:

"Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!"










(I love that movie. Mel Brooks was touched by the gods at that point in his career.)

PanterA
05-13-2008, 06:49 AM
Hitler had his own candy bar. The O'Hitler!he also had his own breafast cereal. Honey Nut Fuhurieos.

ahhdurr
05-13-2008, 07:58 AM
It's said that his ledger entries contributed to Ice Ice Baby...

including:

"The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by"

and

"Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother"

Death Metal Moe
05-13-2008, 08:26 AM
I'm having "Nazi Cola" flashbacks.

LINGER LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paracetamol flanders
05-13-2008, 08:43 AM
Hitler received extensive facial surgery in March 1945, escaped Berlin in April and fled to NYC where he became known as Abe Vigoda. The rest is history.

SinA
05-13-2008, 09:12 AM
until puberty he was 1st trombone in the all-austrian youth boys polka ensemble

JustJon
05-13-2008, 09:12 AM
14. Despite his anti Semitism he loved Paul's Boutique and Ill Communication

nice callback to post # 14!:clap::clap:

I'll say.

PanterA
05-13-2008, 09:18 AM
Hitler was the creater of the "Farfrompukein" t-shirt.

PanterA
05-13-2008, 09:21 AM
Hitlers first passion was the jews harp.

Gritty
05-13-2008, 09:23 AM
A lot of people say "Hitler had a lot of balls." But, no. One. That's it.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/George_Carlin.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
05-13-2008, 10:36 AM
He had his own balloon at the Thanksgiving Day Parade, funded by Tom Cruise

scottinnj
05-13-2008, 04:32 PM
Hitler despised domestic beer. He was a big fan of the imports, and always voted for Bud Light in the Bud Bowl.

Coach
05-13-2008, 05:58 PM
17. Inbreeds

I'll say.
Proof that admins are sometimes wrong.:wacko::wacko: