Seal Caught on Tape Molesting Penguin

[Jujubees2]

Seal tries sex with penguin (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24585481/)

I wonder if Al Sharpton will lead a penguin protest against the seals at the Bronx Zoo? Probably not because the penguins aren't completely black.

[RAAMONE]

i thought you were talking about the singer...now that would be funny

[EliSnow]

Seal Caught on Tape Molesting Penguin .

I feel bad for Heidi Klum. To find out in this way is heart-breaking.

[Knowledged_one]

Well he just gave them a kiss from a rose

[Sheeplovr]

im afaird of the penguin seal hybrid that we have to deal with

[jeffdwright2001]

Seal tries sex with penguin (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24585481/)



Sounds like a Batman after party.

[ADF]

If the act was completed, I guess you could say he'd broken the seal.

[jeffdwright2001]

If the act was completed, I guess you could say he'd broken the seal.

That's fowl.

[A.J.]

A Navy SEAL molested a nun?

[DolaMight]

This seems to be the first known example of a sexual escapade between a mammal and another kind of vertebrate

I guarantee A dog has fruxed a vertebrate before. If they'll do a leg they'll tap vert ass.

Besides there's hundreds of hours of video evidence of human female mammals having sexual escapades with every species in the animal kingdom.

[Midkiff]

How dare he???

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liveimages/Seal+_1111_18336316_0_0_8537_300.jpg

[EliSnow]

How dare he???

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liveimages/Seal+_1111_18336316_0_0_8537_300.jpg

Apparently, he was heard muttering "In a world full of penguins there's none that want to fly?"

[DolaMight]

How dare he???

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/liveimages/Seal+_1111_18336316_0_0_8537_300.jpg

Facial scars; Lupus or defensive penguin beak scars? Methinks this was not his first time.

[Zorro]

i thought you were talking about the singer...now that would be funny

I assumed it was Jesse Ventura

[paracetamol flanders]

Thanks alot Pinniped! Now when ever I sit lecherously outside a Wet Seal store at the mall all I can think of is penguin rape.

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.kelleysonline.com/batman/images/penguin.jpg

"HWAHHH HWAHHH!! It's true what they say! You'll never go back!!"

"HWAHHH HWAHHH!!!"

[DarkHippie]

that penguin got a Chilly Willy

[TeeBone]

im afaird of the penguin seal hybrid that we have to deal with

Again, its not a question of. 'IF,' its a question of 'when.'
Be ready.

[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it the penguin was frigid

[PapaBear]

That penguin got sealed with a kiss.

[Phil_Nubbs]

It's inevitable.

[El Mudo]

He seems to be taking it well....perhaps TOO well...

http://www.gameusedsticks.com/sticks/malkin_match_1.jpg

[sailor]

not funny!

[joethebartender]

i thought you were talking about the singer...now that would be funny

Not unless...he was a little crazy.