Do you lick your finger to turn a page?

[PanterA]

why??? you sick fuck! its so disgusting! youre the reason i dont take books out of the library or buy a book from a bookstore. i will only buy a book from amazon. i know for sure it wasnt touched by you filthy finger lickers. cant you take the extra tenth of a second to make sure you only turn one page? i cant even look at you sickos. dont you realize how many people touched those books and newspapers? then you go sticking your finger in you mouth page after page. you should be banned from society!

[jeffdwright2001]

why??? you sick fuck! its so disgusting! youre te reason i dont take books out of the library. i will only buy a book from amazon.!


Inded. I'm sure that everyone who packages for Amazon, it's independent sellers, and the shipping companies have pristine fingers and other body parts.

As for me, I usually have the piss boy take care of turning my pages. I like to multi-task.

[Hottub]

Ecch!!! I goddam hate that! That is so gross. When I borrow a book from the library, I wipe boogers on the corners of the pages. Think about that you savages.
Are your fingers so slick from jacking that you can't grab the corner of a page?
Die!:furious:

[underdog]

I used to never do it but over the last couple of years I've started to. I just cannot turn pages all the time, so I have to lick my finger and flip the page.

I also like how you're freaked out that someone is putting a finger in their mouth and then touching the page, completely glossing over where our hands have been way before we ever touched the mouth.

[PanterA]

i never received a book from amazon that wasnt wrapped in plastic before being placed in a box

[RhinoinMN]

I dip my finger in rubbing alcohol to satisfy the OCD that some of you possess.

[jeffdwright2001]

i never received a book from amazon that wasnt wrapped in plastic before being placed in a box

I'm guessing most of the books are put in plastic by humans and not automation. The only thing plastic does is incubate those germs.

[jeffdwright2001]

I dip my finger in rubbing alcohol to satisfy the OCD that some of you possess.

If you dip your tongue in drinking alcohol you really won't care about the issue anymore.

[PanterA]

I'm guessing most of the books are put in plastic by humans and not automation. The only thing plastic does is incubate those germs.Dude, I'm done with books!

Thanks!

[RhinoinMN]

If you dip your tongue in drinking alcohol you really won't care about the issue anymore.

I don't have an issue. I just sterilize my finger so the next guy won't have to worry about the fact that I had just put my finger in my ass.

[Recyclerz]

You all read/have read books?

Fucking Elitists, that's what you are.

[LaBoob]

I like to just skip the finger licking and turn the pages with my tongue.

[PanterA]

I hope all you finger lickers go turn pages to a doctors office magazine and get herpies on your tongue.

[Furtherman]

Never have... nor have I ever licked my thumb to count money. You think a book is dirty?!

[PanterA]

Never have... nor have I ever licked my thumb to count money. You think a book is dirty?!oh God! You might as well lick a subway hand strap.

I'm mostly pointing out that you go and lick every page of a book then stick it back on the shelf for me to touch. Putting money to your mouth is just fucking stupidity.

[jeffdwright2001]

Could be worse . . . Rockvillejoe might be turning pages with his anal lips.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I only lick my fingers if excess fun dip lands on my fingers

[RhinoinMN]

I only lick my fingers if excess fun dip lands on my fingers

Oooooh. Fun Dip. That's old school.

[Skellington]

...gonna vomit....

[jeffdwright2001]

...gonna vomit....


Put the book down first, there's no need to start making this thread gross or anything.

[Friday]

at my previous place of business we had a finger moistener by the fax machine because of the many offenders i used to work with.

the last thing i want to touch is your germy dna! blech!

[jeffdwright2001]

at my previous place of business we had a finger moistener by the fax machine because of the many offenders i used to work with.



How much did you pay him?

[ralphbxny]

:wub:I like to just skip the finger licking and turn the pages with my tongue.
:wub:


I too am a finger licker!

[BoondockSaint]

How much did you pay him?


He payed them!

[RhinoinMN]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Y4R2NACVL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

How could you not lick your fingers reading this book.

[PanterA]

<strike>He</strike> I payed them!Thats more like it.

[BoondockSaint]

Thats more like it.

It was worth every penny.

[IamPixie]

germs are good for your immune system, people! I bet you would swim in a vat of purell if you could.

[razorboy]

Hell no. I read The Name of the Rose when I was a kid.

[Gvac]

why??? you sick fuck! its so disgusting! youre the reason i dont take books out of the library or buy a book from a bookstore. i will only buy a book from amazon. i know for sure it wasnt touched by you filthy finger lickers. cant you take the extra tenth of a second to make sure you only turn one page? i cant even look at you sickos. dont you realize how many people touched those books and newspapers? then you go sticking your finger in you mouth page after page. you should be banned from society!

This from the man who says mailmen take your magazines into the shitter with them before they deliver them.

You're a walking contradiction, Bobby.

[Kris10]

I like to just skip the finger licking and turn the pages with my tongue.

LMAO!


What a misleading thread title....All I saw was 'do you lick your fingers..." and I was starting to get excited.

[Recyclerz]

Hell no. I read The Name of the Rose when I was a kid.

Oh ho! We're going to be doing Umberto Eco/post-modern novel jokes, are we?


That's why I only read Plato.

[jeffdwright2001]

Oh ho! We're going to be doing Umberto Eco/post-modern novel jokes, are we?


That's why I only read Plato.

<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p>You all read/have read books?

Fucking Elitists, that's what you are.

Caught you!! Hypocrite!!

(see how I used Greek language "hypocrite" instead of Midle English "liar"? - it's cause you read Plato and he's Greek and . . . eh, nevermind).
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[Recyclerz]

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Caught you!! Hypocrite!!

(see how I used Greek language "hypocrite" instead of Midle English "liar"? - it's cause you read Plato and he's Greek and . . . eh, nevermind).
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Your J'accuse moment would have been more effective if your cut & paste skills were a li'l better. :wink:

And when I said read, I mean that I have otherwise unemployed comparative lit majors read them to me. That's how I keep it real.

[FUNKMAN]

i bite my nails so no big difference

i just hate reading the paper after digging in my butt crack

[weslank]

no

[Bossanova]

This from the man who says mailmen take your magazines into the shitter with them before they deliver them.

You're a walking contradiction, Bobby.

Not to mention all of the envelopes he carries that have been licked.

[EffMeBoobs]

That's why you need this, no more book germs!

http://www.bycommonconsent.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kindlesk.jpg

[jeffdwright2001]

Your J'accuse moment would have been more effective if your cut & paste skills were a li'l better. :wink:

And when I said read, I mean that I have otherwise unemployed comparative lit majors read them to me. That's how I keep it real.

Crap a duck. It took me at least 5 minutes to figure out that AIM had installed some whacked out tool that took away my alt-c and alt-v abilities. I finally turned it off.

What's worse, that it took me that long to figure it out or that I'm still using AIM?

PS - using French doesn't distract me enough to no speculate that these same unemployed comparative lit majors lick your fingers while reading to you.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i NEVER EVER licked my fingers to turn a page, i never understood why someone does it

I remember being in kindergarten, and the teacher licking her finger for every single page and she just looked like an insane person to me.

[jeffdwright2001]

Any idea which comedian used to lick his finger and turn the page with his other hand?

I've been trying to think of it since this thread started.

[Badinia]

Time was, my skin was dewy and radiant, and I never had to resort to finger-licking- but age and disappointment has leached the extra moisture from my fingers.

Without assistance, I would scrabble at the page like a penguin using a doorknob. Don't worry, I sterilize all library books in an autoclave before I return them.

[PapaBear]

http://www.spectronicsinoz.com/images/product/ablenet/flip-route0002.jpg

[A.J.]

Only when I'm reading on the shitter.

[LaBoob]

Your J'accuse moment would have been more effective if your cut & paste skills were a li'l better. :wink:

And when I said read, I mean that I have otherwise unemployed comparative lit majors read them to me. That's how I keep it real.

Unemployed lit major here...
:bye:

[jeffdwright2001]

Unemployed lit major here...
:bye:

You could probably make more money taking your fire breathing dog on tour.