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What is the most annoying habbits that some of your coworkers have?
In my office there is a woman, who means very well but is the very epitome of white trash. She always smells like cigarettes and dirty laundry and she never cleans under her fingernails and she alwasy asks me questions and points to stuff on my desk and it skeeves me out so bad. Plus she tries to force me to eat all these wierd snacks that she brings in. I don't want to be mean but she really annoys the poop out of me sometimes?
Do any of you have someone like this in your office, or soemone worse?
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furie
12-11-2001, 08:17 AM
I work with a guy that WON'T SHUT UP!!! AND NEVER HAS A POINT!!! I would off him, but it's such a small office, his absence would be noted quickly.
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F1Gm3nT
12-11-2001, 08:20 AM
hate the coworkers taht take my stuff without asking... including food... grrr
on day I actually put some special home made spicey food on this food of mine, left it on my desk for an hour unatended, came back and saw an abulance.... guy was alergic to spicey foods... sux to be that person
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furie
12-11-2001, 08:26 AM
How was I supposed to know it was spic...errrr...it sucks to be him :)
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Figgie: thats awful. Because you wanna be like "ha ha! In your face you greedy s.o.b" but at the same time you dont want to get into trouble.
I feel like watching office space right now. "the cake to person ratio is not enough!"
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F1Gm3nT
12-11-2001, 08:31 AM
well im sorry I mean I warn people and I mean i can only take enough untill I blow up and become mean....
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and how was I supposed to know that the person was alergic to spicey food... I mean comon evntho I do not like spicey food... spics are verry well known for spicey food.... I did apologize for the spicey food to him tho... but he did tell me that he was sorry and he deserve what happend for doing what he did.
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Jennitalia
12-11-2001, 08:32 AM
my last job, almost everyone there was annoying, and they all sat near me. one woman was just so fucking clueless and didn't know how to do basic things. one girl just never shut up and was always so loud. another girl was the office skank. everyday at lunch she'd have sex with her sleezy boyfriend in our parking lot, for the worlkd to see, including the owners, and just didnt care.
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Figgie, i wasnt saying YOU are awful, i was saying that guy is awful.
And jen, we have an office skank where I work too, but she's like 45 and has been caught cheating on her husband like 5 times!
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F1Gm3nT
12-11-2001, 08:45 AM
oh.... yeha thats what im talking about then!! but yeha we ended up in good terms
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Jennitalia
12-11-2001, 08:46 AM
my office skank is 24, has 2 kids, same father, but they're not together. when she got pregnant with the second one, she started dating her married sleezy boyfriend, and she always brought the problems to work.
this company was full of wierdos. one guy walked around talking to himself, and scared the hell out of everyone. another guy calls himself peter parker. he's actually kinda cool, though. another girl, who i had to live with for a couple of months, would cry if you didnt say hi to her, and would lift up her shirt to show people her stomach and the 10 pounds she lost (she's still at least two fiddy)
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Sheeplovr
12-11-2001, 10:02 AM
If i had a job id tell you about an annoying coworker like my freind brian who is annoying all year round i work with him in the summer and hes very dumb and annoying and Says What all the time for no reason
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-11-2001, 10:10 AM
Years ago, I worked for this company chock-full of whacked out people:
one guy stole the insoles from women's shoes.
the guy in the cube next to me was a pimp and running his "business" out of the VIP lounge on the 15th floor at night (I was SO glad when he got fired and escorted out of the building!)
another guy-- real nerdy, nebishy guy-- used to go into uncontrollable rages in his office. I couldn't work past 7pm if he was there. He was finally fired, to which his reply was, "GOOD! I suffer from headaches! My doctor said I should quit!!" Someone else got his office and when she cleaned it out she found crosses made out of index cards. CREEPY!
But the CREEPIEST guy was this guy who had all these odd pictures (stills from "Blue Velvet" and a pic of the Black Dhalia) and all these knife magazines in his cube. The company started to downsize and we'd get memos every now and then from the president/CEO about it. One day he sent a reply to the president saying, "I know where your children go to school." Needless to say, he was escorted out too.
I have more stories about this place.
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Alice: OMG thats awful! It sounds more like a looney bin than a company!
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Arienette
12-11-2001, 10:29 AM
the guy who sits in the cubical across from mine is a huge freak. we sit in the same direction, but facing to the opposite diagonal corners. sometimes, i'll start feeling odd and i'll turn around and he'll be sitting there staring at me. he turns his chair around to face directly at me and just sits there watching me. even when i do turn around and catch him doing it, he doesn't stop... he just stares right at me until i turn back to my computer.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-11-2001, 10:54 AM
I'm in publishing and it's a very "incestuous"industry-- you're always running into people you've worked with at other companies. I always run into people who have either worked there or have friends who have. They all have their own freaky stories about that place!!
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Tazz1376
12-11-2001, 11:45 AM
It's not so much my coworkers that annoy me, but my bosses children. They are both in their 40's and are both schizoprenic. I don't want to sound insensitive, but we really don't need these people hanging around in our office. They talk to the clients as if they work for us, and it makes the company look bad. The daughter comes in, wearing a shirt that is half the size it should be (she is about 275), steals all of the coffee, sugar, and tea, then goes home. Then she comes back and steals aspirin out of people's desks. The son brings in his equally as "special" girlfriend, who wears way too much of the worst perfum on Earth. And thats just to cover up the naturally occuring mystery odors that she has. I guess I am just hoping that one of them forgets their meds one day and snaps. Maybe then we can keep them out of the office.
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MightyMatt
12-11-2001, 11:52 AM
I work at a brokerage firm and the same stupid people ask me the same stupid questions every single day. And all they have to do to find the answer is check their computer!!! And worse then that are the ones that speak english as there 4th or 5th language!!!!
AND THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT
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EffMeBoobs
12-11-2001, 04:48 PM
Our office manager should have stayed as the lowly X-ray tech. Noooo...instead my boss decides to take this ditzy bitch and makes her in charge. She loses vacation/personal day requests, she loses ANYTHING in her hand, she gets right in your face whenever she talks to you (ANNOYING!), she always sticks her face in your lunch and always picks at your food. The worst is whenever we're eating lunch in the office kitchen, she always opens the door to the kitchen and pops her head in to say meaningless crapola to everyone. When she's done with her ramblings, she leaves the door OPEN! ARGHHHHH!!!!!! Oh and she's a major KISSASS too...ugh. People who you spend 8+ hours a day with are people who should be cool to be around, it's torture enough as it is to work. lol
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Poison Ivy
12-12-2001, 03:14 AM
I wish I had co-workers to annoy me ( lol
There is one guy from my old job that still calls me, e-mails me, IM's me and keeps asking me out no matter how many times I tell him no, he's pretty irritating.
Oh and Lisa....if she gets fired let me know...an Office Manager job is exactly what I'm looking for :p lol
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JerseyRich
12-12-2001, 05:56 AM
I have 2 jobs and my co-workers are the least of my problems....If you guys work with the public, you know what I am talking about.
Having to deal with snotty, rich people is not fun at all...
But I work with some real rednecks at the liquor store...
They clean pools as their other job for god's sake!!!!
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CruelCircus
12-12-2001, 05:12 PM
hes very dumb and annoying and Says What all the time for no reason
You work with Stone Cold Steve Austin?
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Poison Ivy
12-12-2001, 05:57 PM
I have 2 jobs and my co-workers are the least of my problems....If you guys work with the public, you know what I am talking about.
Having to deal with snotty, rich people is not fun at all...
I feel your pain...I was a selling specialist at Macy's for 3 years....all it taught me is how to hate ignorant people :p
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12-12-2001, 06:05 PM
Well, let me tell you. I work for 95.9 the Rat in Jersey. I was an intern up until june when i got an on-air job. Keep in mind that i worked my ass off to get that. Now in the middle of the summer this new inter started. A real f'ing stupid f. The original receptionist went away for a week and this f'tart took over for the week. Keep in mind that she had been there for 3 weeks. Well by the end of that week she took over as receptionist and now she makes more $$ than yours truly. Not to mention that just the sound of her voice is enough for you to want to set her dumb ass on fire.
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At least once a week here at the Town Hall some toolbox cooks popcorn in a microwave and burns it, which in turn sets off the fire alarm for the building. No one even responds to it anymore, but today I saw the building supervisor go flying past my office so I thought it might be serious. I started putting on my coat and getting my stuff together when the announcement came on that said "This is not an emergency please return to your business"
No matter how old they get or how much responsibility they have some people are still f'n morons!
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