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mikeyboy
05-15-2008, 09:19 AM
A caller on the show informed us today that Canadians eat horses. How does it taste?

Dougie Brootal
05-15-2008, 09:19 AM
failure.

King Hippos Bandaid
05-15-2008, 09:21 AM
I'd figure it would taste like Chicken Eh

Diver Dave
05-15-2008, 09:22 AM
The people of France eat horses. You can go into many of their resturants and get a horse steak.

Delphi Dave

MobCounty
05-15-2008, 09:34 AM
Add a little donkey to it, and it will taste like ass...

DolaMight
05-15-2008, 09:44 AM
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K.C.
05-15-2008, 11:15 AM
A caller on the show informed us today that Canadians eat horses. How does it taste?

Nothing compares to that clubbed Baby Seal meat.....mmmmmmmm......

Blackie_O
05-15-2008, 11:19 AM
A caller on the show informed us today that Canadians eat horses. How does it taste?

Like Polar Bear.

Jughead
05-15-2008, 11:34 AM
Horse Bacon....Yummy

K.C.
05-15-2008, 11:36 AM
Horse Bacon....Yummy

...you just blew my mind....

Tall_James
05-15-2008, 11:38 AM
PROOF !!!!

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LaBoob
05-15-2008, 11:43 AM
Nothing compares to that clubbed Baby Seal meat.....mmmmmmmm......


so tender...

Blackie_O
05-15-2008, 11:49 AM
Nothing compares to that clubbed Baby Seal meat.....mmmmmmmm......

Baby Seal, sea weed and saw dust are in the Canadian version of the "Chicken" McNugget.

K.C.
05-15-2008, 11:58 AM
Baby Seal, sea weed and saw dust are in the Canadian version of the "Chicken" McNugget.

That's better then the Newfie version, which consists of Fishhead pieces, grinded up hockey puck, and tree bark.

Fez should be proud of his relatives....I hear it's quite the delicacy up there.

Skellington
05-15-2008, 01:03 PM
I ate some NAYYYYY in Switzerland. It's really bright red meat uncooked. After prep, it was rather.....chewy and tasted like a bad steak...

kangaroo on the other hand, tastes like tuff chicken. So does rattlesnake, just gummierererer.

jeffdwright2001
05-15-2008, 01:05 PM
Nothing compares to that clubbed Baby Seal meat.....mmmmmmmm......

Unless you have a time machine, you'll have to settle for the adult Seal. And I hear he tastes like penguin.

Tall_James
05-15-2008, 01:35 PM
Unless you have a time machine, you'll have to settle for the adult Seal. And I hear he tastes like penguin.

And he smells like Heidi Klum.

Team_Ramrod
05-15-2008, 01:45 PM
A caller on the show informed us today that Canadians eat horses. How does it taste?

I was going to call about this one; then I looked in my rear view mirror, realized I was an unconfident ass who would flub if I got on the air... so I let the misinformation spread.

Canadians DO NOT eat horse meat!

There are many slaughter houses in Southern Alberta, where I live. The horses are killed and butchered up and the meat is sent over to Europe within 24 hours of the electric pulse hitting their neck (that sounds bad, I know).

The top devoured animals here are Beef, Pork, Chicken, and then wild meat.

Besides, we are too busy consuming unhealthy amounts of 'AAA' Alberta Beef to worry about what the horses are doing.

Oddly enough, the only time I had horse meat was while I was in Paris.

Team_Ramrod
05-15-2008, 01:48 PM
Oh yeah, Drop the Canadian Bacon thing.

There's no such shit as Canadian Bacon.

There is Bacon strips and there is Ham.

The only Bacon Canadians eat is Bacon strips. If it's round... It's fuckin Ham.

Kevin
05-15-2008, 01:49 PM
I was going to call about this one; then I looked in my rear view mirror, realized I was an unconfident ass who would flub if I got on the air... so I let the misinformation spread.

Canadians DO NOT eat horse meat!

There are many slaughter houses in Southern Alberta, where I live. The horses are killed and butchered up and the meat is sent over to Europe within 24 hours of the electric pulse hitting their neck (that sounds bad, I know).

The top devoured animals here are Beef, Pork, Chicken, and then wild meat.

Besides, we are too busy consuming unhealthy amounts of 'AAA' Alberta Beef to worry about what the horses are doing.

Oddly enough, the only time I had horse meat was while I was in Paris.

So what you are saying is the caller was right,Canadians DO eat horse meat.

BoondockSaint
05-15-2008, 01:50 PM
Canadians DO NOT eat horse meat!

Horsepants will be very disappointed.

ralphbxny
05-15-2008, 02:02 PM
so tender...

i'm salivating!!! In a nice wine sauce with risotto!!

Team_Ramrod
05-15-2008, 02:41 PM
So what you are saying is the caller was right,Canadians DO eat horse meat.

yeah, who am I kidding.

It's a pride thing. We have annual festivals where all Canadians get together to enjoy the company of one another and take in a little horse Meat(ing).I've provided a link to the video of last years festivities. Of course you know us Canadians, when we all get together it gets a little NSFW. (http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=2505)