Ways to approach women

[reillyluck]

As discussed on the show....


How do you get a womans attention when your interested in her?

[Freakshow]

shouldn't you be telling us? I want to hear an alleged woman's opinion.

[A.J.]

I go to PalTalk and ask "Where can I meet some internet girls?".

[mikeyboy]

shouldn't you be telling us? I want to hear an alleged woman's opinion.

Seriously. Give it up, lambchop.

I go to PalTalk and ask "Where can I meet some internet girls?".

:lol:

[Furtherman]

shouldn't you be telling us? I want to hear an alleged woman's opinion.

Exactly. Because there's only so many times I can be charming and funny only to get shit on.

[reillyluck]

shouldn't you be telling us? I want to hear an alleged woman's opinion.

i dont approach women. :tongue:

[DolaMight]

Before anyone here posts it, No, "Invite them to ComicCon" is the wrong answer.

[weekapaugjz]

"whaddya, about a size 14?"

[nate1000]

"How you doin'?"

[Badinia]

Dan Savage gave great advice to a 15 year old str8 boy who wrote in- he said, you're too young for a 'real' relationship, but start planting seeds by taking care of your body, read books to grow your mind, and in a couple years, present yourself as a well-groomed, fit, interesting adult and you won't have any trouble.

I don't know if there's anything to say to a woman that trumps who you are.

[mikeyboy]

I don't know if there's anything to say to a woman that trumps who you are.

Shit. There better be.

[Thebazile78]

I always thought that if you brought a puppy or a baby to the park it was an instant chick-magnet.

(Having observed this from afar, this seems to work.)

[Hottub]

I usually tell them a story so funny, they piss themselves.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2586&size=1

[Badinia]

I don't know if there's anything to say to a woman that trumps who you are.

Shit. There better be.

Maybe..."Who do you like better,Ron or Fez?"

[K.C.]

"Hey baby....let's go down to the Regal Beagle....it's Adam & Eve night....I'm going to raise Cain...if I'm Abel."

Works every time. :smoke:

[Tall_James]

"My mom says I'm really cool."

[Badinia]

"My mom says I'm really cool."

How about, "Hey, you can park in my driveway. My lady's at work."

[nate1000]

How bout the evercool: 'Sup.

[JPMNICK]

just walk up and say hello. and be prepared to be shot down 90%+ of the time.

[jimmyolsenblues]

mostly women approach me in a strip club...outside a strip club....not so much.

[Fezticle98]

just walk up and say hello. and be prepared to be shot down 90%+ of the time.

Basically like this. But the getting shot down part isn't that high. It's not going to be a love connection every time, but running into someone who is rude or completely uninterested is less than 50%. It helps to have a few witty rejoinders that you can go to.

You just have to start the conversation and maybe have enough to carry it for the first 30 seconds. If the chick is at all interested or just nice, she'll make it easier for you to continue. If she's not into it at all, you'll know by then.

[Dougie Brootal]

1.unzip pants
2.take out wang
3.approach woman
4.gesture towards wang
5.cover balls to avoid kicking


always works for me!

[PanterA]

How do you get a womans attention when your interested in her?I'm an admin on RonFez.Net

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm an admin on RonFez.Net

hahahaha! gold!

[mikeyboy]

Make the sexy face.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/Nightevacoil/jht0dh.gif

[PanterA]

Make the sexy face.http://ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=12975&dateline=1197829136[

[reillyluck]

Make the sexy face.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/Nightevacoil/jht0dh.gif

was this another commercial you were in?

[Death Metal Moe]

For better or for worse my personality usually comes through in a room REAL quick. So ladies are either interested in intereacting with me or keep away.

[Furtherman]

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[Soupy_Dreck]

i usually hand $60 to the old korean at the door, pick the one i want and head to the back room for a "massage"

[BoondockSaint]

Buy a Wrangler.

[Freakshow]

I approach from their blind spot. I don't want them to see me, it ruins the suprise.

[Tall_James]

I'm an admin on RonFez.Net

Oh yeah? Try this one...

I'm a Forum Moderator on RonFez.Net!!!
























:flush:

[Drunky McBetidont]

best advice i have heard for making "sexy time"

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8329703598699043551&q=borat+dating+advice&ei=SY8sSKvTCKWCrAL3p9T9Cw&hl=en

[Recyclerz]

I ask them "Does this rag smell like ether to you?"

Don't you people listen when Mr. Bennington is speaking?

[LaBoob]

Buy a Wrangler.


oooh, HOT

[Dougie Brootal]

I ask them "Does this rag smell like ether to you?"

Don't you people listen when Mr. Bennington is speaking?

who's mr.bennington?

[marcpsych]

http://www.kultofathena.com/images%5CYK0413_l.jpg

[K.C.]

I just take off my pants in the middle of a bar and scream "It's Naked Time!"

[LaBoob]

I personally appreciate the honest and confident approach...

...and maybe an offer to buy me a drink... it truly is the way to my heart :wub:

(vodka on the rocks and keep 'em comin'!!)

[jeffdwright2001]

Hi, I'm Tall James

or

We haven't met before, but I've been snipped.

[JPMNICK]

Oh yeah? Try this one...

I'm a Forum Moderator on RonFez.Net!!!




try being the Nerd forum moderator.

Nothing but chicks all over me

[jeffdwright2001]

try being the Nerd forum moderator.

Nothing but chicks all over me


Those aren't really chicks.

[Earlshog]

http://www.typicallyspanish.com/spain/uploads/1/cocaine_lines_on_a_mirror.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

http://www.typicallyspanish.com/spain/uploads/1/cocaine_lines_on_a_mirror.jpg

i just shit my pants.

[jeffdwright2001]

i just shit my pants.


I'm not sure that's the best way to approach women, but hey, who am I to stop you.

[patrick187]

I like to walk up behinde them, punch them in the back of the head and push them to the ground and take whats mine, and pee on them, yelling "House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!" That usually works for me.

[Earlshog]

i just shit my pants.

must have been cut with a laxative

[Badinia]

Nothing but ticks all over me

Fixed it!

[Flea_Man]

http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738

Read this book. Best advice I've ever been given.

[Dr.Rockso]

http://www.typicallyspanish.com/spain/uploads/1/cocaine_lines_on_a_mirror.jpg


ceh-ceh-ceh- YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!


Now you're talkin Dr.Rockso's language.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/hariy-man-wearing-speedos-or-budgee-smugglers-and-1.jpg

[AF Mike]

I’ve had good luck inviting a lady back to my car to check out my GPS

[KnoxHarrington]

I like to say "Hey, if you're a hooker, I'll totally pay you to blow me. If you're not, would you do it for free anyway?"

[ralphbxny]

i dont approach women. :tongue:

Why would you ruin my fantasy...plus Amy will be upset!

[Stankfoot]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/hypnosis_spiral.gif

[mikeyboy]

http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738

Read this book. Best advice I've ever been given.

Flea gets laid? That seriously fucks up my worldview.

[Hottub]

Flea gets laid? That seriously fucks up my worldview.

I think you are inferring a bit too much. Being given advice is far from getting ass.
I've been given advice from John Comuta and Frank Zapper, and, well...

[FUNKMAN]

are those mushrooms in your shirt or are you just happy to meet me


teehee

after my divorce i was in Sam's and somehow the woman behind me in line reached over and swiped my card, not sure of the circumstances but it felt odd. She was older than me, maybe 6 years or so, had to be age 50 to 52 but beautiful and elegant...

i go out to the car and I'm putting my things away and she comes up and is two cars away putting her items away in her trunk... i look over and say " uh excuse me, are you married? " and she got a big smile, giggled and said " yes ". I then apologized and told her I asked because i'm recently divorced. She was really sweet and told me not to apologize

what i didn't think of at the time was asking her if she had a sister or any friends that were divorced

[ohioscouser]

Shoulders not slumped eye contact and saying 'hi hows it goin?' always is a good start it seems, shows you have confidence yet you dont seem like a cunt.

If that doesnt work a rag of ether occasionally does the trick.

[Mike Teacher]

"Nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?"

[Freakshow]

I always extend them an invitation to the pants party.

[DarkHippie]

I always extend them an invitation to the pants party.

and dont forget using generous amounts of Sex Panther

[outlawfrank]

I on usually comment on how much bigger my boobs are than hers

[Bulldogcakes]

I just take off my pants in the middle of a bar and scream "It's Naked Time!"

Thats one way to make them laugh.

[conman823]

I usually just be me and if they don't like it.........."Fuckin Skanks!"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Have $$$

Be Tan

Have Muscles

Have Blond Streaks in your Hair


Then you can proceed to approach her



Seriously

I would always approach a girl who I am interested through a 3rd party who I knew

I rarely ventured to girls I didnt know, because the fear of rejection


I like playing the percentages

[Gvac]

I start conversations with everyone - people online at the bank, the lady at the register in the grocery store, the gas station attendant, etc. It's what I do. I genuinely like people and enjoy engaging them in conversation.

It's no different when I'm approaching a woman I'm interested in. I just engage in a little chit chat. It's no big mystery and no smooth pick up lines are necessary.

[Kris10]

I always thought that if you brought a puppy or a baby to the park it was an instant chick-magnet.

(Having observed this from afar, this seems to work.)

Nope, not for me. 2 more things I need to clean up after.

[Kris10]

I start conversations with everyone - people online at the bank, the lady at the register in the grocery store, the gas station attendant, etc. It's what I do. I genuinely like people and enjoy engaging them in conversation.

It's no different when I'm approaching a woman I'm interested in. I just engage in a little chit chat. It's no big mystery and no smooth pick up lines are necessary.

This is how I am and like my guy to be. It makes me happy when I'm with a guy who is friendly and out going.

[epo]

Hi, my name is X. I couldn't help but notice Y.

Often though, I lie and the X becomes Gvac! Ha!

[PapaBear]

I'm the wrong one to ask. All of the best relationships I've had were with women who approached me first. I wish I had 10 bucks for every time a girl I knew in high school, asks me now, "Why didn't you ever ask me out?":wallbash:

[epo]

I start conversations with everyone - people online at the bank, the lady at the register in the grocery store, the gas station attendant, etc. It's what I do. I genuinely like people and enjoy engaging them in conversation.

It's no different when I'm approaching a woman I'm interested in. I just engage in a little chit chat. It's no big mystery and no smooth pick up lines are necessary.

Lines and smooth talk are for faggots! You'll see!

[Friday]

Lines and smooth talk are for faggots! You'll see!

for once, and finally, i am confident that epo is Not a faggot.

*exhale*

[ruggedo]

"Excuse me would you like to see my extensive collection of Star Wars figures?" Has been a tried and true line of mine for decades. Women melt.

[Yerdaddy]

Hi, my name is X. I couldn't help but notice Y.

Often though, I lie and the X becomes Gvac! Ha!

and the Y becomes "you're leaving an abortion clinic."

[Death Metal Moe]

I usually just be me and if they don't like it.........."Fuckin Skanks!"

JAGER BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flea_Man]

I still suggest anything by Neil Strauss.

[Flea_Man]

JAGER BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"WHERE'S THE GODDAMN PROTEIN MOM?!?!?!"

[PopPop]

Whenever something seems to be working, my wife comes along and ruins it.:wallbash:

[mongothetrucker]

chloroform and a hammer.

[IamPixie]

consult an expert

http://www.renodiscontent.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mystery.jpg

I could never resist a man with a fur top hat.

[Flea_Man]

consult an expert

http://www.renodiscontent.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mystery.jpg

I could never resist a man with a fur top hat.

I fucking HATE Mystery. What a douchebag.