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bobsnin
05-15-2008, 11:57 AM
Palm Beach Gardens man accused of sexually assaulting 2 dogs
By BY MARK HOLLIS Sun-Sentinel

Originally published 03:34 p.m., May 15, 2008
Updated 03:34 p.m., May 15, 2008

Two black-and-tan German shepherds have been put in the care of animal welfare workers as authorities investigate a Palm Beach Gardens man accused of sexually assaulting the dogs.

Palm Beach County Animal Care and Control officials on Wednesday asked a judge to give the county permanent custody of the pets.

County attorney Shannon Fox said in court papers that the man, who lives in an apartment with his mother, had repeatedly performed sexual acts with the dogs.

No arrest had been made by Wednesday evening but "an ongoing investigation" is under way, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman. An animal custody hearing will take place May 29. Neither the man nor his mother could be reached for comment despite calls to their residence.

Officials said the investigation, which began more than a week ago, prompted renewed calls for a law making it a felony for people to have sex with animals.

Florida is one of about 20 states with no specific law prohibiting such acts. Outlawing bestiality, legislators say, would make it easier for law enforcement officials and prosecutors to clamp down on sexual abuse of animals. Since 2001, there have been at least a dozen documented cases in Florida.

This spring, state Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, filed legislation aimed at preventing anyone from knowingly committing bestiality, knowingly causing or aiding another person to have sex with an animal, or knowingly permitting sex with an animal. Rich filed the legislation, in part, because she has seen academic evidence that there is a direct correlation between animal abuse and child abuse. The legislation passed one legislative committee.

Rich said the struggle for passage of the legislation centers on the taboo subject and graphic nature of the acts.

"I think people are just uncomfortable with the subject matter," she said Wednesday. "It's just unfortunate that there's just not more ways to prosecute these atrocious acts, because there is so much evidence that they are an indicator of other sexual deviant crimes."

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/may/15/palm-beach-gardens-man-accused-sexually-assaulting/

Dave said he's never been to Florida, right?

Furtherman
05-15-2008, 12:01 PM
Two black-and-tan German shepherds

http://www.serienoldies.de/images/magnum_higgins.jpg

K.C.
05-15-2008, 12:06 PM
Dave said he's never been to Florida, right?

Man, first CrazeD steals Board Gossip from him, now this...

What's next...someone rips off the jelly bit?

LaBoob
05-15-2008, 12:13 PM
black-and-tan German shepherds


At least he has good taste in dogs...

Phil_Nubbs
05-15-2008, 12:16 PM
http://www.serienoldies.de/images/magnum_higgins.jpg

:lol:

Bulldogcakes
05-15-2008, 02:59 PM
At least he has good taste in dogs...

Don't tell me he did oral, too.

scottinnj
05-15-2008, 03:24 PM
Two German Shepherds and they didn't fight back or bite him? TWO???

Fuck 'em. They had it coming, them doggies must have a case of the ghey!

pennington
05-15-2008, 04:44 PM
Were they male German Shepherds or female? Because, you know, it would be creepy if they were male...

Midkiff
05-15-2008, 04:55 PM
Two German Shepherds and they didn't fight back or bite him? TWO???

That's because they enjoyed it.

pennington
05-15-2008, 04:57 PM
I wonder if he did it "doggie style"?

usoilworker
05-15-2008, 04:57 PM
Were they male German Shepherds or female? Because, you know, it would be creepy if they were male...

I was just thinking it was creepy cause there dogs but there is this cute lil rotty i've had my eye on.

bobsnin
05-15-2008, 05:04 PM
You think he told his friends he had a threesome?

KnoxHarrington
05-15-2008, 05:23 PM
Those dogs were totally asking for it. Did you see the collar she was wearing?

SatCam
05-15-2008, 06:27 PM
Lucky

ralphbxny
05-15-2008, 06:43 PM
You think he told his friends he had a threesome?

Sure he did..He had one with these two crazy bitches!

Coach
05-15-2008, 06:44 PM
http://www.serienoldies.de/images/magnum_higgins.jpg
I thought Zeus and Apollo were Dobermans..no?

jauble
05-15-2008, 07:52 PM
Although creepy I would like to nominate this for thread title of the year in the category of "No its exactly how it reads."

Fallon
05-15-2008, 08:00 PM
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two dogs at the same time, man."

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/567456292_257a85505e_m.jpg

joethebartender
05-15-2008, 10:16 PM
This title reminded me of an old Indian joke...

The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name...

The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."

Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky...

Then he asked the boy...
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
:bye:

PapaBear
05-15-2008, 10:22 PM
I thought Zeus and Apollo were Dobermans..no?
I didn't watch that show much, but I think you're right. And Dobermans would be much more difficult to fuck than German Shepherds. Their hair is too short to grab on to.:unsure:

LaBoob
05-16-2008, 03:38 AM
I didn't watch that show much, but I think you're right. And Dobermans would be much more difficult to fuck than German Shepherds. Their hair is too short to grab on to.:unsure:

:laugh:

As long as this is turning into a conversation about which breed of dog would be easier to fuck...

I grew up with a Doberman that was the most passive dog I've had to date...When I was about 4, my mother walked into the living room to find me straddling (I really should know better than to use the word "straddling" on here...) the dog's back like it was a horse (the dog was lying down, like on her "elbows"), kicking her ribs saying "Giddyup!". The dog was just looking back at me as if to say ... "really kid?"

My German Shepherd dogs I've had throughout my life were always super aggressive and otherwise "unfuckable".

ADF
05-16-2008, 04:00 AM
Alright, one dog I can understand... but two? That's just crazy.

Gvac
05-16-2008, 04:51 AM
I grew up with a Doberman that was the most passive dog I've had to date


Ewwww.

RAAMONE
05-16-2008, 04:55 AM
i wonder if PA is one of those 20 states that its still legal



i've been tip toeing around the idea

Furtherman
05-16-2008, 06:01 AM
I thought Zeus and Apollo were Dobermans..no?

Oh yea.

Damn. :wallbash:

Midkiff
05-16-2008, 06:10 AM
It's legal in Texas.

joethebartender
05-16-2008, 06:45 AM
It's legal in Texas.

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Bulldogcakes
05-16-2008, 08:24 PM
.

I grew up with a Doberman that was the most passive dog I've had to date

Had to? You could have told him "Sorry, but I'm busy this friday night"

bobsnin
05-16-2008, 08:39 PM
:laugh:

I grew up with a Doberman .

I too grew up with a Doberman. It had an eating problem and a lot of our neighbors thought it was a rottweiler.

Chigworthy
05-16-2008, 10:16 PM
1. Is there really a civil liberties issue with outlawing bestiality?

2. What would be the reason for not outlawing it?

3. Is Florida as awful as I imagine?

4. Does everyone grow up in Florida stabbing their abusive friends and feeding them to the crabs?

5. Who's weirder: Rachel Miner or Macaulay Culkin?

6. Who's hotter: Rachel Miner or Macaulay Culkin?

ChrisTheCop
05-16-2008, 11:23 PM
Oh yea.

Damn. :wallbash:

If it's any consolation, your post made me laugh,
but then immediately say "wait--those were dobermans" so i stopped laughing.




and havent laughed since.

ChrisTheCop
05-16-2008, 11:35 PM
Apparently, it's legal in Canada.

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FUNKMAN
05-17-2008, 01:12 PM
Man F's 2 Dogs

afterwards gets spots on his dick

Chigworthy
05-17-2008, 01:13 PM
Man F's 2 Dogs

afterwards gets spots on his dick

But he can lick them.

lleeder
05-17-2008, 01:17 PM
This old man, he fucked two
He played knick-knack on my shoe
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home