Shania Twain & Mutt Lange Split Up

[Gvac]

She's on the market again. And she's LOADED.


http://shania-twain.topwomen.org/images/shania-twain.jpg

[Freakshow]

Shit, I'm going to have to change my votet in the 'favorte Canadian' thread.

[BoondockSaint]

So that's why she's been calling me.

[jeffdwright2001]

So that's why he's been calling me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

So that's why he's been calling me.


well done

beat me to the punch


is Mutt his actual name, I would assume Matt is his name , but this is the South

[A.J.]

This story don't impress me much.

[jeffdwright2001]

is Mutt his actual name, I would assume Matt is his name , but this is the South

I think it's short for Muttley. I hear he loves receiving medals.

[Freakshow]

well done

beat me to the punch


is Mutt his actual name, I would assume Matt is his name , but this is the South

Robert "Mutt" Lange is British. Shania Twain is Canadian. So much wrong with that last sentence. :lol:

edit: ok so I looked him up--he was born in Zambia to a German mother and a South African father. Everybody gets to be wrong today!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think it's short for Muttley. I hear he loves receiving medals.


Muttley

http://adesivoslabella.com.br/loja/images/CachorroMutley.gif


>

Mumbly, from the Laff Olympics

http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/stills/M/mumbly3.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Her name is actually Eilleen Edwards.

I would like to fuck Eilleen Edwards<<<<---Mod Quote Please!

[Gvac]

This story don't impress me much.

Really? It made me feel like a woman.

[bobsnin]

Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/56126935@N00/2497275108/" title="fwstatic45555 by bobsnin, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2375/2497275108_36efc0b995_o.jpg" width="128" height="128" alt="fwstatic45555" /></a>

[jeffdwright2001]

Shania hates mayo all right


Then I question whether she is really Canadian.

[joethebartender]

Really? It made me feel like a woman.

That's a little ghey...Tell me, who's bed have your boots been under lately?

[hexy68]

http://www.bloggang.com/data/jaojaoja/picture/1186733306.jpg

..she's purtty!! :thumbup:

[MM2]

Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/56126935@N00/2497275108/" title="fwstatic45555 by bobsnin, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2375/2497275108_36efc0b995_o.jpg" width="128" height="128" alt="fwstatic45555" /></a>

I heart Naomi Watts.

[meanmrbill]

She's on the market again. And she's LOADED.


http://shania-twain.topwomen.org/images/shania-twain.jpg

But still not talented (like it matters).

[Dingbat_Charlie]

she's still the one I batch to.

[Cleophus James]

http://www.adultshania.com/shania_sets/junos/shania_twain_junos_hq_13.jpg

[scottinnj]

But still not talented (like it matters).
apparantly not when it comes to this board-including me.
time to tune into x-country for any important info.

[Kevin]

http://www.adultshania.com/shania_sets/junos/shania_twain_junos_hq_13.jpg

Good lord, is that a life sized photo of her?

[Gvac]

You know, I saw her in person one time in NYC. Tiny little thing. And adorable.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

http://www.billcasselman.com/shania_twain.jpg

[lleeder]

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[Chigworthy]

If she had asked for kayaks for the poeple of New Orleans, we would have listened.

[Jughead]

If she had asked for kayaks for the poeple of New Orleans, we would have listened.

L- Longer...:tongue:

[fezident]

I'm so happy!
Finally back on the market.

And I'm referring to Mutt.
I am -easily- the biggest Mutt Lange fan in the world. I have every note he's ever written or recorded. I have two favorite songwriters and Mutt Lange is both of 'em.

Shania is amazingly good lookin'.... but I'd marry Mutt.


http://www.shaniatwainbiography.com/Wedding8.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

i'd take the twain for a ride

[jeffdwright2001]

i'd take the twain for a ride

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/almaxp/200511251449_MarkTwain.jpg
Come and get me big boy.

[fezident]

:clap:

[Hottub]

*edit*

DAMMIT! I just confused Mutt with Mack.:wallbash:

[FUNKMAN]

Come and get me big boy.

Ha Ha, good one! :smile:

[Bulldogcakes]

Shania Twain & Mutt Lange Split Up

Does this mean I can get my $20 bucks back for her "Up!" CD??

[Mike Teacher]

He'll fix this in post-production. Guys a genius.

[fezident]

I love the guy. And I love Shania's voice too but... the writing was on the wall with this marriage.
A few years ago, I read that they had a sexless marriage. They were "friends and partners" and they felt a bond when they were songwriting that was "a closer bond than any clumsy sexual relationship could possibly provide".

When ya think aboot it, 15 years together is looooong ass time to be in a sexless marriage. I did it for 5 years and I went bananas. Interestingly, my ex-wife is also from Ontario. Hmmm....

[scottinnj]

http://www.orlandofloridaguide.com/entertainment/music/bands/shaniatwain/Shania3.jpg




http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/92/shaniatwain109wo.jpg



http://www.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/Quagmire.jpg

[tele7]

Love bites

[Friday]

i enjoy the fact that you doofuses think you could get within half a mile of her.

HA!

:bye:

[PapaBear]

i enjoy the fact that you doofuses think you could get within half a mile of her.

HA!

:bye:
Does this mean we don't have a shot at her, either?

http://www.kevin-yang.com/portraits/liv/Liv%20Tyler.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

i enjoy the fact that you doofuses think you could get within half a mile of her.

HA!

:bye:

Did I ever mention that I have a rare birth defect which allows me to stretch my wanker up to 3/4 of a mile?

[Bulldogcakes]

A few years ago, I read that they had a sexless marriage. They were "friends and partners" and they felt a bond when they were songwriting that was "a closer bond than any clumsy sexual relationship could possibly provide".

When ya think aboot it, 15 years together is looooong ass time to be in a sexless marriage. I did it for 5 years and I went bananas. Interestingly, my ex-wife is also from Ontario. Hmmm....

As opposed to most marriages, where you're just thinking about someone else when you have sex.:wink:

[Fallon]

So, um. Here's the woman he cheated on Shania with.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6514/marieannethiebaud1bannefh4.jpg

wtf

[A.J.]

Ummmm.....nice rack?

[joethebartender]

So, um. Here's the woman he cheated on Shania with.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6514/marieannethiebaud1bannefh4.jpg

wtf

One wouldn't, one would. (Explanation in full.):smoke:

[mikeyboy]

i enjoy the fact that you doofuses think you could get within half a mile of her.

HA!

:bye:

Ha. The jokes on you. The restraining order expired.

[scottinnj]

i enjoy the fact that you doofuses think you could get within half a mile of her.

HA!

:bye:

I can. The restraining order she set against me says only 100 yards. It's a bummer I had to give up my front row seats at her last concert though.


wakka wakka!

[scottinnj]

Ha. The jokes on you. The restraining order expired.

DAMMIT!