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S0S
05-16-2008, 08:59 AM
The Black Phillip Show with Patrice Oneal, Dante Nero & Dru Boogie return May 17th to The Saturday Night Virus!

Relationships; Men; Women; Comedy.

Some may say it is "unlistenable" but you may try.

Drunky McBetidont
05-16-2008, 11:01 AM
i wonder if mr cumia will make an appearance??? he promised patrice he would after he showed on lazlo a while back.

i like black phillip (although i thought it was black fill up)

Team_Ramrod
05-16-2008, 11:16 AM
I like listening to Patrice's views on relationships.

He talks so passionately and confident; I listen and soon find myself naked in bed with my asshole all moist.

Lady Resin
05-16-2008, 12:00 PM
i wonder if mr cumia will make an appearance??? he promised patrice he would after he showed on lazlo a while back.

i like black phillip (although i thought it was black fill up)

It's possible since him & Jill can't hook up this weekend.

Soupy_Dreck
05-16-2008, 12:01 PM
It's possible since him & Jill can't hook up this weekend.

and he can get drunk with danny...

DolaMight
05-16-2008, 12:39 PM
I like listening to Patrice's views on relationships.

He talks so passionately and confident; I listen and soon find myself naked in bed with my asshole all moist.

Same here except the nakedness and ass moisture.

DolaMight
05-16-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm waiting for another uninformed. It's been like 2 months and 4 months since a live one. Methinks Joe Derosa has had enough of being made fun of. I apologize to joe for writing this.

KaiyureBoy
05-23-2008, 04:33 AM
OK!!!!! It Does work, thank you for your kindless.
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NewYorkDragons80
05-24-2008, 07:35 AM
I'm waiting for another uninformed. It's been like 2 months and 4 months since a live one. Methinks Joe Derosa has had enough of being made fun of. I apologize to joe for writing this.
Bill Burr is becoming one of my favorite comics... As much as I loved seeing Patrice on Wednesday, part of me was disappointed that I didn't get to hear Bill's set

WampusCrandle
05-26-2008, 07:46 PM
hey, i love the black phillip show, starring Patrice Oneal. does anyone have any of his shows for me to download. i have his first two, but i would really like to get all of his shows. does anyone know how i could get them all. please, please message about it because i really like his show and his take on . . . . the woman.

S0S
06-06-2008, 05:48 PM
Saturday, June 7th is another Saturday Night Virus of Black Phillip with Patrice O'Neal & Dante Nero & Dru Boogie!
:smoke:

hornypervert
06-13-2008, 03:31 AM
After clicking this link:

http://www.amny.com/media/acrobat/2008-06/39920566.pdf

Go to page 22 to see:

"On The Trail With Oneal

by Ed Condran
Special to amNew York

When comic Patrice Oneal delivers a bit about running for President, he's only kidding. However, the Presidental race between presumptive candidates Barack Obama &
John McCain is inspiring his material.

"I wouldn't mind a black president just because he's black," Oneal says while calling from his Jersey City apartment. "I don't give a crap about his views. I'm going to vote for his blackness.

"If Barack Obama becomes our leader, he can bring back dinosaurs & save baby seals, but he won't be known for that. He'll be know for being the first black president, & that's the way it is. It'll be interesting having a black president. It'll be exciting."

When the theatrical Boston native takes the stage, there is palpable electricity because anything can happen. The unpredictable Oneal will say whatever is on his mind.
Oneal can be outrageous 1 minute & self-deprecating moments later.

"I'm just me when I get up there," Oneal says. "I just have fun. I don't have to come across as a know-it-all like some comics. Up until a few years ago, I didn't know that we made gas out of oil."

What Oneal, who has impressed with HBO & Comedy Central specials, does know is that it's time to kick it up a notch. "I want to jump to that next level," he says. "Some markets I do really well in like New York, Washington, D.C. & San Francisco, but I need to come up with bigger numbers in places like Pittsburgh & Seattle.

"I'm a mid-level headliner, who is ready to take the next step up the ladder. I've worked hard for this. There are guys from my neighborhood who were way funnier than me, but what people don't understand is that it takes a lot of work to become a really successful comic. I've put in the work, & I'm ready to put more in."

Oneal, who is set to perform this weekend, will deliver bits on race, gender & religion.

"I think all of that is ripping up the country," Oneal says. If you're a black Catholic, you clash with a black Baptist. If you're a black woman, should you have voted for
Hillary [Clinton] or Barack? Where should your loyalty lie? It's a crazy time, but you know what, it's a great time to be a comedian."

At the left of the article, it says:

"On stage

Patrice Oneal is at Comix Friday & Saturday

Time:8:30PM & 10:45PM

Tickets:$30

353 W. 14th st.,
212-524-2500"