Dave Eats Baby...

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT...

Geek producer of the Ron and Fez show Eastside Dave has been taken into custody after trying to eat his own newborn daughter.He stated he could not resist and blamed his boss Ron Bennington for putting the thought in his head.His wife refused to comment.:ohmy:

[lleeder]

This threads not long for this world...

[Cleophus James]

Mock

[OneEyeJack]

the TRUTH must not be supressed...

[AngelAmy]

grove to murgatory is more like it

[Death Metal Moe]

I get what Jack is trying to do here. He's not doing it to SHOCK or be malicious, this should stay.

I can't say that it's extremely funny but it's not meant to be a Dave hate thread or anything.

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT...SPY REPORT...


Police Reports states.... That when the new father was handed the infant for the first time, he was quoted as saying,''lets see if its true'' and preceded to try to ingest his off spring. The infant had to be wrestled away from the father.Witnesses state that the suspect was yelling '' Ron told me to do it''as he was subdued..:ohmy:

[reillyluck]

this is a perfect example why people shouldnt have sugar before going to bed.

[Chigworthy]

this is a perfect example why people shouldnt have sugar before going to bed.

Or meth.

[thelyonhart]

Or meth.

I will not sit idly by and listen to this meth bashing

[Freakshow]

He eats Veal? Lilly would be appalled.

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT... SPY REPORT



Police report that, Witness stated that this is not the first time suspect has put strange items in his mouth and has eaten them.:ohmy:

[AngelAmy]

uhh

[deliciousV]

Comedy...........it only looks easy because pro's like Mr. B make it look that way. This thread is just another example of why the untrained should heed the warning "please don't try this at home"

[mikeyboy]

Wow. If OneEyeJack was even a tenth as funny as he thinks he is...

This is massive thread fail.

[Chigworthy]

Wow. If OneEyeJack was even a tenth as funny as he thinks he is...

This is massive thread fail.

Don't lose faith, I sense something working here. Hopefully we'll get some more Spy Reports.

[mikeyboy]

Don't lose faith, I sense something working here. Hopefully we'll get some more Spy Reports.

Don't encourage him.

[reillyluck]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z187/felipebb/fail-1.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

Comedy...........it only looks easy because pro's like Mr. B make it look that way. This thread is just another example of why the untrained should heed the warning "please don't try this at home"

if you only knew, you would surely be surprised.

[Hottub]

This thread rulez!!!!1!!11 LOL!!!!

http://buffalopundit.wnymedia.net/blogs/files/2007/10/fail.jpg

[Tall_James]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/inkfail.jpg?w=400&h=273

[Midkiff]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/cuntymcslut/dogfail.jpg

[Caseyelan]

Don't lose faith

Truer words have never been spoken, mikey.

[Heather 8]

the STUPIDITY must be supressed...


FTFY


http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1208551186-1206793390013.b.jpg

[Bunny™]

http://zinyaw.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/shipment-of-fail.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT...SPY REPORT

Police are reporting the Baby Biter has escaped custody. Description of Dave by police is as follows, Suspect is of average height and that is all that is average
Suspect is covered in bizzare tatoos.(Lugky Boy,Soprano family portrait, etc.)
Suspect swells up when exposed to sunlight.

Suspect talks excessively about Indiana Jones.

Police protection has been placed at all vicinity maternity wards and preschools..:ohmy:

[AngelAmy]

you would think they would have at least described his red hair...thats a big giveaway

[Heather 8]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/royalfail.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT...REPORT SPY

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

A Ron Bennington has been interviewed by POLICE on the Baby Biter case.He was ask if he knew why his producer would suddenly turn cannibalistic towards his offspring.Mr. Bennington did not have an answer. When POLICE confronted Mr. B ennington with the 17 voice messages left by him on the confiscated cell phone of Dave telling him over and over how good baby meat tastes, he asked to speak to his lawyer and clammed up.

Police confirm CSI will be involved in the voice analysis of this new evidence. FACE!:ohmy:

[NewYorkDragons80]

Damn... I thought the subject line was going to end with "... Placenta"

[midwestjeff]

Ron would never allow himself to be brought in for questioning. No fucking way.

[Caseyelan]

This is like a fun adventure! I can't wait to see how it turns out!!!!

[angrymissy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128347587844687500fail.jpg

[Hottub]

http://time4fun.my5gb.com/wp-content/mini-043_fail.jpg

[A.J.]

http://www.themadhat.com/images/vader-fail.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

do you know in all the time I been driving my car, I have never made a right turn, all of my turns have been to the left , never to the right.I use to wonder why my left directional light would always burn out.now I know why.:ohmy:

[Hottub]

http://time4fun.my5gb.com/wp-content/mini-043_fail.jpg

FAIL


:annoyed:

[OneEyeJack]

REPORT SPY....REPORT SPY

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

Police sources have said they have followed up on a lead they were investigating on one of the places the fugitive could be held up at .It was an apartment on Roosevelt Island.Police heard muffled cries thur the door and entered only to find a naked middle aged man sitting on a bench, crying while water cascaded over him in the shower.Police search the apt. and left immediately.:ohmy:

[Hottub]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2483/earlfailry0.jpg

[Jughead]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2483/earlfailry0.jpg

http://www.ambusales.com/images/bull_dozer.jpg

[Bob Impact]

http://www.ambusales.com/images/bull_dozer.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/bobimpact/f-I-Slipped-3045.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

This is amazing.

It's like watching a train plow into a bus full of school children, but then it keeps hurtling along, killing more and more people, even smashing aside other trains. It's the trainwreck that never ends!!!

[sailor]

SPY REPORT...SPY REPORT...


Police Reports states.... That when the new father was handed the infant for the first time, he was quoted as saying,''lets see if its true'' and preceded to try to ingest his off spring. The infant had to be wrestled away from the father.Witnesses state that the suspect was yelling '' Ron told me to do it''as he was subdued..:ohmy:

shouldn't the thread title be "dave tries to eat baby"?

[Chigworthy]

shouldn't the thread title be "dave tries to eat baby"?

As usual the media fucks up.

[mikeyboy]

This is amazing.

It's like watching a train plow into a bus full of school schildren, but then it keeps hurtling along, killing more and more people, even smashing aside other trains. It's the trainwreck that never ends!!!

I'm wondering if the awful bit has an ending or if it's just going to trail off.

[OneEyeJack]

shouldn't the thread title be "dave tries to eat baby"?

Dave,s intent was to eat the baby, wether he was successful or not is not implied. FACE!

[Caseyelan]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/57/93442359uz4.jpg


His profile is very telling.

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS


Police chased a suspiciuos character in the vicinity of the address where the Baby Biter resides.It is believed to be Dave.Suspect got away. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of a Male, wearing a red cowboy hat, wrestler mask, and country attire, and say he,s got one more silver dollar ,should contact the Authorities.Individuals should not try to apprehend, suspect is a biter you know.:ohmy:

[sailor]

Dave,s intent was to eat the baby, wether he was successful or not is not implied. FACE!

intent = tries

double face!!

[AF Mike]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/57/93442359uz4.jpg


His profile is very telling.

Damn - RonFez.net 2.1 FACE !!!

[TheMojoPin]

I'd like to think that OneEyeJack knows how awful this is, but he's so determined to see it out that he posts each update just covered in flopsweat and crying btterly out of shame.

[Team_Ramrod]

Keep 'em comming Jack!!!!

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for this to play out!!!

I have to go take a shit; I'll be right back!!!

[Team_Ramrod]

Ah, Screw it!

I couldn't wait, I brought my laptop with me....

Keep the updates comming, this thread ishttp://www.virgilanti.com/journal/images/genius2.jpg

[Hottub]

If I've ever wanted Midkiff online...

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT.....REPORT SPY

NEWS UPDATE NEWS UPDATE NEWS UPDATE NEWS UPDATE

Mayor Bloomberg early today deputized the Whatley Posse thinking they might have more of an advantage in locating the Baby Gobbler by distributing "DAVE GIVE YOURSELF UP" leaflets.One hour later, all were arrested and fined for dumping the leaflets and putting up "OBEY FEZ" propaganda.:ohmy:

[Tall_James]

A mercy killing is in order. This is painful to watch.

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT...SPY REPORT

MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE

Media outlets camped outside Ron Benningtons residence have gotten a statement from the man who might be behind Daves bizarre behavior.When asked what are his views on his producer actions today, Mr. Bennington replied (quote)" BITING A BABY DOESNT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON" (end quote):ohmy:

[Team_Ramrod]

OH SNAP!!!

Now Bloomberg is involved!!!

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/I-Detect-Fail.jpg

[jlehane3]

I predict the baby will POP OUT on Sunday May 18.I have no reason for writing that,but I just like to guess. 8 lbs 5 ounces is my guess.Without red hair is my guess.Healthy and Happy,Long Life.:bye:

[Mike Teacher]

If we all fail him wont he just have to repeat?

F +

[kdubya]

You should have said:

When told about the biting incident Ron replied, " That don't make you a bad person".

Well actually you shouldn't have said anything from the get go.

SPY REPORT...SPY REPORT

Mr. Bennington replied (quote)" BITING A BABY DOESNT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON" (end quote):ohmy:

[OneEyeJack]

You should have said:

When told about the biting incident Ron replied, " That don't make you a bad person".

Well actually you shouldn't have said anything from the get go.

I just report the news as it happens and is stated to me, I refuse to change statements or make things up.FACE!:ohmy:

[jlehane3]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/ESDPuppetsimagesbig.jpg Dave Macdonald baby vs jerry Lehane : The winner is Dave Macdonald baby http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=east+side+dave&btnG=Google+Search

[Hottub]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-blinds-abort-retry-fail.jpg

[Heather 8]

If I've ever wanted Midkiff online...

Fear not, Hottub. It's Caturday! AND Failday!

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1191862800-1189254064763.b.jpg

[Bob Impact]

http://media.tumblr.com/voIjRZLHd52tocmiTdKCkrQ3_500.jpg

[suggums]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/ESDPuppetsimagesbig.jpg Dave Macdonald baby vs jerry Lehane : The winner is Dave Macdonald baby http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=east+side+dave&btnG=Google+Search

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/108740548_1742eb4442.jpg
is he really back? i know im not here much

[boken-a]

Good example why noobs should not be able to start new threads. This coming from a guy still cursed with that FUCKING RUDE AND RUDE FUCKING HORSESHIT!!!

Quality over quantity should be a consideration, for god's sake. Jeepers! Give a guy a break already. :annoyed:

[Tallman388]

I can't believe this thread is still going.
I can't believe I'm adding to it.

[underdog]

You folks fell on your face. You get an F minus in my book.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/itrytoputon128389842783593750.jpg

[Bob Impact]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/clown-protester.jpg?w=599&h=384

[SarahImpact]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/plungerfail.jpg?w=640&h=480

[mikeyboy]

I can't believe it takes something so awful to bring Sarah back.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I can't believe it takes something so awful to bring Sarah back.

I can't believe that something this awful hasn't gotten Midkiff and his pics involved yet.

EDIT: Never mind, he posted upthread. Damn you ignore list!

[Bob Impact]

I can't believe it takes something so awful to bring Sarah back.

She wouldn't miss this epic of a fail.

[scjr]

http://maineaccessibility.hypermart.net/faildozer.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT...SPY REPORT

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

ATTENTION- ATTENTION-ATTENTION

UPDATE ON BABY BITING SUSPECT TO BE
POSTED
PLEASE STAND BY FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION.....:ohmy:

[Heather 8]

http://image.mycolours.com.au/medium/970879.jpg

[midwestjeff]

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/tastes-like-chicken-1.jpg

[Phil_Nubbs]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/57/93442359uz4.jpg


His profile is very telling.

There's no reason to be mean. He's here to entertain us.

[A.J.]

There's no reason to be mean. He's here to entertain us.

When is he going to start?

[sailor]

There's no reason to be mean. He's here to entertain us.

when's he start, mr giant sigpic?

edit: damn aj!

[Phil_Nubbs]

when's he start, mr giant sigpic?

edit: damn aj!

Jealous much?

[Phil_Nubbs]

When is he going to start?

The intention was sarcasm.

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

MEDIAUPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE








SUSPECT IS......













STILL AT LARGE
BEWARE!
SAGA CONTINUES.....:smile:

[Phil_Nubbs]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

MEDIAUPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE








SUSPECT IS......













STILL AT LARGE
BEWARE!
SAGA CONTINUES.....:smile:

Awesome. Simply awesome.

[Hottub]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-cat-snoozes-barka-lounger.jpg

[Caseyelan]

There's no reason to be mean. He's here to entertain us.

It's working. Now, shut up and let my hormones have their way. KTHANKS!

[Chigworthy]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/BBuffet/failgozer.jpg

[Phil_Nubbs]

It's working. Now, shut up and let my hormones have their way. KTHANKS!

I knew better...

HAPPY SUNDAY!

[mikeyboy]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

MEDIAUPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE








SUSPECT IS......













STILL AT LARGE
BEWARE!
SAGA CONTINUES.....:smile:

Hahahahahaha. He's got nothing. He has no idea how to end this awful bit.

[mikeyboy]

Since he didn't already have an avatar, is it an abuse of admin powers for me to give him one?

[Phil_Nubbs]

Since he didn't already have an avatar, is it an abuse of admin powers for me to give him one?

Nice work, Mikey Boy!:clap:

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT.... SPY REPORT

MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE


Media outlet in Spring Lake have gotten a statement from suspects mother, Mrs. Beanie McDonald .She said she would like her son to give himself up and until he does she is going to stay with her daughter in law and grandchild during this confusing time.
A reporter asked: would you stay thur the trial? Yes, she replied. Another reporter asked"what if he goes to jail for 10 yrs would you stay?Beanie retorted "FOREVER AND EVER".She excused herself to begin packing.:ohmy:

[sailor]

SPY REPORT.... SPY REPORT

MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDATE


Media outlet in Spring Lake have gotten a statement from suspects mother, Mrs. Beanie McDonald .She said she would like her son to give himself up and until he does she is going to stay with her daughter in law and grandchild during this confusing time.
A reporter asked: would you stay thur the trial? Yes, she replied. Another reporter asked"what if he goes to jail for 10 yrs would you stay?Beanie retorted "FOREVER AND EVER".She excused herself to begin packing.:ohmy:

and then?

[OneEyeJack]

ZE=6][/SIZE]
<MIKEYBOYS BABY PHOTO:laugh:

[OneEyeJack]

< MIKEBOYS BABY PHOTO:smoke:

[scottinnj]

< MIKEBOYS BABY PHOTO:smoke:

Alright. You ended it. Now let's lock it up and send this thread to lockeytown.

[Chigworthy]

ZE=6][/SIZE]


http://theletter.co.uk/images/lc/fail.jpg

[A.J.]

< MIKEBOYS BABY PHOTO:smoke:

Watch out! Dave might try and eat it!!!LOL111!!!!1

[Caseyelan]

http://a496.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_ae3201624ea00e5e620e261d23889057.jpg
This advice goes to the baby AND the writer of this novel of a thread.

[WampusCrandle]

http://a496.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_ae3201624ea00e5e620e261d23889057.jpg
This advice goes to the baby AND the writer of this novel of a thread.

hahahaha :clap:

[A.J.]

http://a496.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_ae3201624ea00e5e620e261d23889057.jpg

"We have a match!" (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1727507&postcount=221)

http://www.nndb.com/people/374/000022308/geneface.jpg

[Caseyelan]

"We have a match!" (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1727507&postcount=221)

http://www.nndb.com/people/374/000022308/geneface.jpg


I realized I posted it twice.
But, fuck that. I am a mess. Plus, I assumed this thread would be locked and in the garbage by 8pm.

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

POLICE REPORT...RON BENNINGTON HAS BEEN SPOTTED WALKING INTO THE FILM
"THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA" UNDERCOVER OFFICERS ARE TAKING A PASS
< MIKEY BOY
AND WILL RESUME SURVELIANCE AFTER FILM ENDS:ohmy:

[Lady Resin]

Since he didn't already have an avatar, is it an abuse of admin powers for me to give him one?

It must be nice to have the powers that be. Good choice mikey!!:smile:

[Heather 8]

http://www.linuxscrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/blue_screen_demotivator.jpeg

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

MEDIA UPDATE MEDIA UPDAT...BLAH BLAH BLAH

At downtown Police headquarters an interview with fellow employees Pitzy and Black Earl has just ended.As the two left the building they were met by reporters and ask for statements.Heres what was said:

Pitsy.. I have no knowledge of Daves whereabouts..
Earl.. I also have no knowledge of Daves whereabouts..

Pitsy..I do not condone biting infants for any reason..
Earl ..I do not condone biting infants for any reason..

Pitsy..(looking angry at Earl) My name is Faildozer and have no thoughts of my own..
Earl ..My name is Faildozer and.....(Earl catches himself)
reporters just walk away..:ohmy:

[A.J.]

I realized I posted it twice.
But, fuck that. I am a mess. Plus, I assumed this thread would be locked and in the garbage by 8pm.

It's OK -- I just saw a wonderful opportunity to make a Match Game reference.

Hang in there Casey!

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW

YOUVE NOW REALIZED THIS WHOLE THREAD HAS BEEN DREAM OF YOURS.ALL THE CHARACTERS,THE RESPONSES,MY NARRACTION, THE HATRED,HAS COME FROM YOU.AS YOU READ THIS NOW YOU ARE SLEEPING,DREAMING YOU ARE AT A COMPUTER.WHICH CHARACTER WAS THE REAL YOU OUT OF ALL YOU HAVE MADE UP FOR THIS FANTASY THREAD.SOON THIS ALL WILL FADE AS ALL DREAMS DO, BUT YOU FIRST MUST WAKE. MY ROLE IS ENDING...WE,LL MEET AGAIN WHEN YOU SLUMBER.......:ohmy:

[Heather 8]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-bird-window-fail.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

none Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None

[Furtherman]

Oh good. Maybe I'll wake up from this nightmare.

[jauble]

none Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None Of This Is Real None

You're gonna be ok, You're gonna be ok

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/77/039_27431~Harvey-Keitel-Posters.jpg

[reillyluck]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w77/bfk4life5/asplode_Fail.gif

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT.... SPY REPORT

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS


Police have received their first confirmed sighting of the Baby Biter in 6 days. A midget who was walking in central park has been bitten.The midget said a red haired stranger tried to lure him into the shrubs with candy.WHEN he refused , the man attacked...:ohmy:

[RAAMONE]

you already said none of this is real

[OneEyeJack]

you already said none of this is real

the dream is still in progress, once it ends we cease to exist.

[RhinoinMN]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1114/1471507331_931a90ca9e.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

"THIS SUCKS!"
http://www.beavis-butthead.ru/pictures/whoa.jpg

[underdog]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-red-shoes-cat-stupid.jpg

[getyasome]

Ron was reading some statistics today on the show from a world prespective if only 100 people were representated....Did anyone get the web site he was getting that data from?

Thanks!

[Dougie Brootal]

Ron was reading some statistics today on the show from a world prespective if only 100 people were representated....Did anyone get the web site he was getting that data from?

Thanks!

miniature-earth.com


since yer new ill tell ya to talk about things brought up on air, check the listening threads. welcome to the board budday!

[getyasome]

thank you so much!

[Dougie Brootal]

thank you so much!

glad to help!

[OneEyeJack]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT

Geek producer of the Ron and Fez show Eastside Dave has been taken into custody
(THE DREAM IS HAPPENING AGAIN)
after trying to eat his own newborn baby daughter. He stated he could not resist and
(IT,S STARTING OVER)
blamed his boss Ron Bennington for putting the thought in his head. His wife refused to comment.
(WILL IT BE THE SAME OR DIFFERENT):ohmy:

[jonnyAK]

Wow. If OneEyeJack was even a tenth as funny as he thinks he is...

This is massive thread fail.

I agree Sir, but here we are. Still, just imagine if it true........

[OneEyeJack]

I agree Sir, but here we are. Still, just imagine if it true........

IT IS DIFFERENT THIS TIME,THE SECOND POSTER WAS SUPPOSE TO BE lLEEDER AND IT WASN,T.I,M STILL THE NARRATOR THAT MUCH IS THE SAME BUT THE REST WOULN,T BE
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DREAMING. IF YOU WAKE, WE ALL DISSAPEAR.

[jonnyAK]

IT IS DIFFERENT THIS TIME,THE SECOND POSTER WAS SUPPOSE TO BE lLEEDER AND IT WASN,T.I,M STILL THE NARRATOR THAT MUCH IS THE SAME BUT THE REST WOULN,T BE
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DREAMING. IF YOU WAKE, WE ALL DISSAPEAR.

How can we help Sir? What do you think we need to do to get you over this?


I say you just ride it out, man, ride it out!!!!!!!1

[docgoblin]

Wow. If OneEyeJack was even a tenth as funny as he thinks he is...

This is massive thread fail.

And 6 pages later... Just think of all the bytes wasted...

[OneEyeJack]

the truth is stranger than fiction..

[Bob Impact]

<a href="http://remiq.net/img/1740,barrel_roll,gif.html"><img src="http://remiq.net/static/img/remiq.net_1740.jpg" alt="barrel_roll.gif"></a>

[jonnyAK]

the truth is stranger than fiction..

Yeeees...... what the hell does it mean?

[OneEyeJack]

Yeeees...... what the hell does it mean?

you know exactly what it means, were ALL part of the same dream.

[Bob Impact]

you know exactly what it means, were ALL part of the same dream.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb19/youdumbcat/EpicFail02.jpg

[Fez4PrezN2008]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/youfail.jpg

[Heather 8]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/RFPeachy/voIjRZLHd52ss6zrWS2Tfy9K_500.gif

[Bob Impact]

This thread fills me with joy.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/fail_protest.jpg

[mikeyboy]

aby daughter. He stated he could not resist and
(IT,S STARTING OVER)

No, it's not.

[jauble]

No, it's not.

aww shit

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/855109~You-Got-Served-Posters.jpg

[barjockey]

How can you blame ESD babies are delicious:sleep:

[Bob Impact]

No, it's not.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-pwns-dog.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

Now what's happening?!!!!

[Bob Impact]

Now what's happening?!!!!

Please no.

[ravn816]

I know you guys hate this thread, and I agree that the original post and subsequent ones are a massive fail, but can I just say your responses are making this one of funniest threads I've read.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today. It's been shit.

[reillyluck]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/dancingcowboy27wm.gif

[Judge Smails]

Picture #1 = OneEyeJack
Picture #2 = OneEyeJack's Threads





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[Bob Impact]

I know you guys hate this thread, and I agree that the original post and subsequent ones are a massive fail, but can I just say your responses are making this one of funniest threads I've read.

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today. It's been shit.

I try to get out and they keep pulling me back in!
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[Jujubees2]

I try to get out and they keep pulling me back in!
http://media.tumblr.com/voIjRZLHd4i1xycfobGd9Fu0_500.jpg

Isn't that Keith Hernandez in the center of the front row?

[DolaMight]

I try to get out and they keep pulling me back in!
http://media.tumblr.com/voIjRZLHd4i1xycfobGd9Fu0_500.jpg

So that's the look that women are looking for? I can't blame them, those are some handsome men. My favorite stud is on the bottom row to the left.

[Caseyelan]

So that's the look that women are looking for? I can't blame them, those are some handsome men. My favorite stud is on the bottom row to the left.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/RaisingArizona.jpg

Separated at birth?

[awesomebill]

I hope dave's homosexuality doesn't influence his daughter.

[Caseyelan]

I hope dave's homosexuality doesn't influence his daughter.

influence his daughter to like... men?

[Team_Ramrod]

There HAS to be more to this story!!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

influence his daughter to like... men?



He's gonna have to go away and think about that one for awhile.

But when he responds it's gonna be fantastic!

[Caseyelan]

He's gonna have to go away and think about that one for awhile.

But when he responds it's gonna be fantastic!

FINGERS CROSSED!

[mikeyboy]

I hope dave's homosexuality doesn't influence his daughter.

I just read through your 8 posts. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you won't be one of our top posters, quality-wise.

[Team_Ramrod]

He sure as shit passed me 7 posts ago.

[underdog]

I just read through your 8 posts. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you won't be one of our top posters, quality-wise.

But he likes Southern Rock!

Southern!

Rock!