Save me dashboard jeebus!

[Bob Impact]

Sarah and I are on the way to bermuda now. We got a car service to bring us to the pier to get our cruise(thanks notrandy). The driver from the car service won't shut the fuck up. He says "fridee" too. What do I do dashboard jeebus?

[mikeyboy]

Pretend like you have Tourette's. That or talk about colon health.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id brag about the cruise and how the cab driver is stuck driving back to CT

also a loud fart would make things awkward



Have fun in Bermuda, PM me or email me if you need anything

[Bob Impact]

Fuck! He's talking about his childhood! I blame this on you hippo you bastard!

[Bob Impact]

Id brag about the cruise and how the cab driver is stuck driving back to CT

also a loud fart would make things awkward



Have fun in Bermuda, PM me or email me if you need anything

I'll need an axehandle, a loaded gun and a bag of lime. Amazing coincidence: the driver dropped out of the college I graduated from.

[BoondockSaint]

They'll have all the limes you want on the boat. They prevent scurvy.

[Bob Impact]

Scurvy?!?! I knew it was a trap!!! Goddamn you
Hippo!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Scurvy?!?! I knew it was a trap!!! Goddamn you
Hippo!

damn it, I was sure I placed you on a Beri Beri cruise

Balcony Climbing has been canceled


we all know what happened last week

1 Bad Apple spoils the bunch

[Bob Impact]

I'm considering inviting the driver just to fuckin push him off.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm considering inviting the driver just to fuckin push him off.

all CT Cab Drivers are all crackheads

when up at Mohegan Sun, every cab driver is 30-40 and is on Meth

I had 2 suicidal cabbies in one night, bunch of creeps

[Bob Impact]

Mohegan cab drivers are just above shit on the food chain. Mericfully the talking has stopped. Sarah takes those bullets for me, but when she stopped talking I think he got the point.

[Friday]

anyone who says "Fridee" is ok in my book! :wink:

have fun in the sun, sillies!!

[GvacMobile]

Start blowing in his ear & tell him to pull over for a threesome. He'll shut up.

[Bob Impact]

Were waiting to "embark" now.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Were waiting to "embark" now.


how is the line, did you go through customs yet


the pier is dull in NYC

[A.J.]

all CT Cab Drivers are all crackheads

when up at Mohegan Sun, every cab driver is 30-40 and is on Meth

I had 2 suicidal cabbies in one night, bunch of creeps

You're not talking about the glorious CT limo (http://www.ctlimo.com/)are you?

[Bellyfullasnot]

Rolling the window down @ 70mph everytime the driver starts yackin' is a great way for him to shut up. The company I work for has a few retirees and they will talk a cust.'s ear off. I usually make sure the info I have is correct and only speak until spoken to. In your driver's defence, I usually have a 45min. run. I don't have enough material for a CT run.
If you can afford it, lay out the extra $40-50. and get a stretch. You get the booze and the divider.
Have a great trip. Make sure you keep jackets handy for the return. The pier area in NYC is a pain in the ass for picking folks up. The wind can howl through there and make a June day feel like April quickly.

[Bob Impact]

We just got back and oddly enough total time from getting out of room to getting into the car was less than 20 minutes. What a great trip, if you ever get the chance to book a cruise with KHB do it.

[meanmrbill]

He says "fridee" too.

Tell him there is no such day as fridee. Then shit in his car.