Earl's "2 years"

[GreatAmericanZero]

On today's show, Earl said he hasn't had sex in "2 years". But that has always been his answer for as long as theyve been on XM (for at least 2 years). I don't remember him ever saying "a few weeks ago" or anything like that.

Also, and I may be wrong, I remember hearing him once say its been "4 years". I dont know.. maybe my memory isnt so good, but it just doesnt seem to add up. I think we should keep track of what he says whenever Ron asks him "how long its been" and see if there is any consistency whatsoever

[PanterA]

Remember, he banged the crazy broad about 2 years ago?

[underdog]

He banged that crazy chick while they were on XM, didn't he?

[Heather 8]

He banged that crazy chick while they were on XM, didn't he?

I believe so, right at the beginning of their XM days.

[GreatAmericanZero]

oh i thought the crazy broad was 2 years from the begining of xm. my mistake


i do think hes lying about the "3 dates" he said hes been on since the deal with fez was made

[PanterA]

i do think hes lying about the "3 dates" he said hes been on since the deal with fez was madeEveryone knows Earl doesnt lie.

[Gvac]

Earl didn't bang that crazy chick.

I'd bet my left nut on that.

In fact, I'd bet my right one that he never banged any chick.

[smiler grogan]

Earl didn't bang that crazy chick.

I'd bet my left nut on that.

In fact, I'd bet my right one that he never banged any chick.
I agree 100%. Jahbibi is a virgin.

[Epschtein]

I'd bet my left nut on that.

In fact, I'd bet my right one that he never banged any chick.


i'll see your nuts and raise my cock.

good thing that doesnt sound gay or nothin'...

[GreatAmericanZero]

do u guys remember when he talked about banging a black chick and they asked him what her name was and he said "Monique" and they all started laughing at him?

hahaha...i don't think there was ever a Monique

[smiler grogan]

I remenber the first confessios bit when Earl said something to the effect that he was in his twenties when he lost his virginity to a woman then he trailed off and Ron brushed him aside. i believe if pushe he will admit to either a gay experience or straight Asexualness.

[FUNKMAN]

it's like when your parents caught you drunk when you were a kid

" all i had was 2 beers "

[sailor]

he obviously has interest in chicks, but doesn't have any confidence.

[Phil_Nubbs]

As far as masturbation goes, didn't he admit to doing during a vacation awhile back? Perhaps a year or so ago? I'm nearly certain he discussed on air. Maybe I simply dream of Earl jerking off. Either way, something about it doesn't makes sense.

[Gvac]

he obviously has interest in chicks

He does?

What makes you say that...because he stalks them on IM and the phone?

[PanterA]

He said he hasnt jerked in about 2 years? Well remember about 2 years ago Earl was complaining about a shoulder injury from playing softball?

I'll bet dollars to donuts that wasnt a softball injury...

I bet "the bad boy" whipped himself like the priest from DiVinci Code, because he was so ashamed of spilling his seed.

[PapaBear]

I'm almost positive he said he jacked less than a year ago. I think it was only about 6 months ago. LIES, LIES, LIES!!!

[sailor]

He does?

What makes you say that...because he stalks them on IM and the phone?

good point. ron had to tell him to stop harassing, what, three different gals? not nearly asexual.

[K.C.]

he obviously has interest in chicks, but doesn't have any confidence.

Bingo...the biggest tip off, and one of the most uncomfortable Earl moments came after R&F first started on XM, and their ex-WJFK producer Keisha was visiting with a couple of her friends, and Earl expressed interest, so Ron tried to get him to make a move on one of the girls, and it was like maybe the worst attempt at conversation in the history of man.

He has zero confidence, but it's hard to tell exactly why.

It could just be he doesn't know how to approach chicks...but Earl has a tough time on the show talking to anyone, period.

Honestly, is there any topic or line of conversation that comes up where Earl jumps in and either has a real interest or passion in, or gives an interesting take on something?

It comes across like he's almost waiting as if he believes some broad is just going to club him over the head and take him home without him doing any work.

[Serpico1103]

Earl claims to have had 3 dates recently. But he didn't bring up the first date when they busted his balls about being gay. He doesn't bring up the second date when they are busting his balls. And unless his date was the night before he finally lied about having 3 dates, he didn't bring up any of the dates until he was cornered by Ron about not dating.

He is a liar. Holy shit, how high pitched does his voice get when he is denying that he is a liar. Fucking shrill voice," I am not lying."

Earl is asexual, he has been with woman, but has no desire. Fez is confused. He has never tried and he is too afraid to try. If he was happy it would be fine, but he is driving himself crazy. They need to hire an intern that he can yell at all day, thats when he is at his best.

[sailor]

He is a liar. Holy shit, how high pitched does his voice get when he is denying that he is a liar. Fucking shrill voice," I am not lying."

generally that's a great indicator that someone's lying, but earl's voice does that every time he's defensive. if he was lying nearly that much...gvac would have been right all along.

[PapaBear]

Let's not forget how Earl appeared to be avoiding the plague in that studio pic of him with that cute girl that wanted to go out with him. I've tried, but I can't find it in the gallery.

EDIT: THIS THREAD... (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65138)

[Dash77]

It's ok cause on 6/1 Earl's gonna be taking it from Fez... And we'll all be scared for life

[SinA]

well.... two years is relative, since the world is only six thousand years old.

[trogdor2k]

It's ok cause on 6/1 Earl's gonna be taking it from Fez... And we'll all be scared for life

Earl will fail at this as well and then run from the studio.

[Phil_Nubbs]

Earl will fail at this as well and then run from the studio.

You must be dozing...Earl's never failed.

[Bay Ridge Tim]

I'm convinced Earl doesn't have enough testosterone. I can barely go two nights without running a batch. I'd be tossing and turning like I was coming off smack in Trainspotting.