Guess who's eating penis?

[LordJezo]

If you guessed "LordJezo" then you are correct!

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis.jpg

I managed to acquire some bull penis from an asian supermarket here in NJ. Tonight I will be boiling it up and tomorrow bringing it in to work to hopefully win an eating contest a couple of us have been having.

So yeah, I suppose I will let you know what a pound of cock tastes like once I indulge in a few bites.

[IMSlacker]

Yeah, I'm going to have to remove you from my Wii friend list.

[jeffdwright2001]

I am going to buy a Wii just to add you to my friends list and then remove you.

[BoondockSaint]

I thought you had broken into GVAC's house.

[jeffdwright2001]

I thought you had broken into GVAC's house.


I thought GVAC had broken in to BoondockSaint's house.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no guessing needed


fact: Lord Jezo craves penis


what we learned is that you also eat Bull Penis

[LordJezo]

Okay so I have washed it out.

Here is the size of the thing uncurled:

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis2.jpg

This is (I think) a close up of the pee hole.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis3.jpg

The thing I saw online about it was that you need to cut it open and wash out any urine left in the tract, so that is what I did.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis4.jpg

It's currently in a pot boiling. I hope I cook it enough.

Anyone know how long it takes to boil penis?

[Bulldogcakes]

Lets face it. Anyone who has ever eaten a Hot dog has already had a little of that, along with other unmentionable areas.

[mtbeedee]

I can't wait to see the outcome of this thread.

[underdog]

I don't think there's actually an eating contest.

[sr71blackbird]

So you work at a place where eating dick is allowed?

[nevnut]

The thing I saw online about it was that you need to cut it open and wash out any urine left in the tract, so that is what I did.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis4.jpg

It's currently in a pot boiling. I hope I cook it enough.

Anyone know how long it takes to boil penis?

I just puked im my mouth a little bet.

:help:

[sr71blackbird]

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[MobCounty]

Any food you gotta wash the urine out of, is off the fuggin list..

[LordJezo]

a ton of scum boiled off it as it sits in the pot of water..

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis5.jpg

I think I will leave it out there for a little while longer and then maybe bbq it for 10 minutes. I am really ruining this meat but I don't want to take any chances.

The thing also rolled up a little bit and became as hard as a rock.

Not only will I be eating penis tomorrow, but I will be putting hard cock meat into my mouth.

Can't wait.

[AngelAmy]

This is the most disgusting thread ever.

[Rorschach]

faggot

[Foster]

You should wrap it in a condom, it will keep it safe from bacteria before you eat it.

[Reephdweller]

Thank goodness for the likes of Jezo, whenever I feel like I'm getting a little too weird or something I can always look to something you've posted to creep me out enough to know I'm pretty normal.

Revolting stuff.

[Chigworthy]

a ton of cum...I don't want a little bit...became as hard as a rock...I be eating penis, putting hard cock meat into my mouth.

Can't wait.

Edited for clarity.

[SinA]

mentally it's gross, but at the end of the day it's beef.

unless it was a gay ox, then that dick you're eating might have railed another ox-butt.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i have had the same thing. it wasn't boiled, just grilled for a half an hour and drenched in hot sauce. i only had to eat a big bite and swallow.:glurps:

i walked away with $500:smoke:

how much can you win?:wink:

[MagillaGorillaz]

Ok Just for the record tonight when I saw the top most recent posts there was one that said penis and one that said nuts. I clicked on the penis one first.

[Hottub]

If this creep gets on Board Gossip for eating dick...:furious:

[Drunky McBetidont]

If this creep gets on Board Gossip for eating dick...:furious:

guess what esd has in his ass next time o&a let him in studio?

[Gvac]

As if we needed more proof that LordJezo is the greatest poster on RonFez.net.

I salute you, sir.

[marky2bucks]

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis.jpg

Ox penis is 4.99/lb. Good to know

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis.jpg

Ox penis is 4.99/lb. Good to know

frozen. fresh will cost you a little more $ :wink:

[Melissa the Accountant]

Organ meats have a real tendency to get tough if they aren't cooked very specifically, so I'm not surprised that bull penis turned out to be no different. I tried looking for recipe suggestions for you, but (perhaps also not surprisingly) there are not many English sources for what to cook with bull cock. Most of the sites that seem to mention it as anything more than a novelty (the South American "la sopa de pene" that young men eat as a coming of age soup) are Chinese or Malay.

The crazy thing is, I realized I was actually disappointed not to find any recipes. Not that I especially want to make it myself, and I know you already started and everything, but I was still kind of curious.

If for some reason you decide it tastes good and you ever decide to make it again, you should try making it in the slow cooker. If it were me, I'd throw it in there with some vegetables and beef stock and stuff. Not that I really know if it would work - but it's hard to go wrong with slow cooking. It's never a bad idea to let organ meats tenderize a little before you chow down.

[RhinoinMN]

If this creep gets on Board Gossip for eating dick...:furious:

that term has always been thrown around loosely, but I have never actually seen it in its practical sense.

[DarkHippie]

this thread is going Epic

[K.C.]

Well...let us know how that juicy cock tastes deep in your throat.





...I just threw up :flush:

[Death Metal Moe]

Eh.

If it didn't have the word "PENIS!!!" on it I wouldn't blink. It's meat, no better or worse than those people who eat the neck, gizzard and kidneys from the turkey.

[PanterA]

When you're shitting out the bull cock, does that make you gay?

Some kind of homo-erotic bestiality.

I agree with Hippie, this can be an epic thread. Keep us posted with photos!

[Midkiff]

That ox was packing a fucking monster cock. He must have frequently bottomed out while deep-dicking all the cows in his pasture. Bravo, good ox!

Oh, and Jezo is gay.

[TheMojoPin]

this thread is going Epic

Epic happens out of nowhere. This is way too forced.

[Death Metal Moe]

Epic happens out of nowhere. This is way too forced.

100% agreed.

[SatCam]

Anyone know how long it takes to boil penis?

http://photos-403.friendster.com/e1/photos/30/48/4218403/32097618046478l.jpg

yes

[PapaBear]

The thing also became as hard as a rock.
You weren't supposed to suck on it!

[SatCam]

You weren't supposed to suck on it!

how else do you get the scum out?

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis5.jpg

[Friday]

:wacko:

[Yosammity]

Side dish?

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/Penis_Pasta_small.jpg

[Yosammity]

This little gadget could end world hunger.

http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/images/penis-enlarger-system.jpg

[LordJezo]

Since I wasn't sure if it was cooked right I put it on the bbq for a while just to make sure it was well done.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis6.jpg

I dine on it around 2:30 this afternoon. Should be interesting to see who will take a bite.

[Bulldogcakes]

When you're shitting out the bull cock, does that make you gay?

Some kind of homo-erotic bestiality.

I agree with Hippie, this can be an epic thread. Keep us posted with photos!


Hasn't this thread been gross enough?

[A.J.]

Since I wasn't sure if it was cooked right I put it on the bbq for a while just to make sure it was well done.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis6.jpg

I dine on it around 2:30 this afternoon. Should be interesting to see who will take a bite.

I thought only the cold could make a dick shrivel up.

[Knowledged_one]

you know the teenage lesbians from Russia gave me a much better feeling in my stomach

[LordJezo]

Well, I am officially a cock eater.

It tasted like the grizzle part of a steak, the part that you normally would spit out. From the bbq it had a bit of a charred flavor as well.

Both of us ate it and kept it down, I almost had him beat but he struggled through and swallowed it down.

I don't know where we will go from here in our eating contest, but I am sure we will find something worse.

[underdog]

I don't know where we will go from here in our eating contest, but I am sure we will find something worse.

Just blow each other and get it over with.

[Knowledged_one]

Just blow each other and get it over with.

FTW

[hexy68]

Since I wasn't sure if it was cooked right I put it on the bbq for a while just to make sure it was well done.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis6.jpg

I dine on it around 2:30 this afternoon. Should be interesting to see who will take a bite.

OH DEAR GOD!! :blink:

[reillyluck]

Since I wasn't sure if it was cooked right I put it on the bbq for a while just to make sure it was well done.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis6.jpg

I dine on it around 2:30 this afternoon. Should be interesting to see who will take a bite.

you HAVE to do the cooking at the ronfez.net sofball game....you just HAVE to!!!!

who's bringing the cock?

[Hottub]

who's bringing the cock?

You know I will, Honey. OOOHHH!!!!!

[TheMojoPin]

You know I will, Honey. OOOHHH!!!!!

Are you breaking out the collection? I figured you'd want to keep those jars out of the sun.

[NewYorkDragons80]

It's currently in a pot boiling. I hope I cook it enough
You could never cook that enough

[RAAMONE]

what kind of job do you have that you can just stop everything in the middle of the afternoon so you and a co-worker can eat dick together?

[Tall_James]

I don't know where we will go from here in our eating contest, but I am sure we will find something worse.

Just take the next logical step and eat out each other's asshole.

[ANC]

If you guessed "LordJezo" then you are correct!

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis.jpg

I managed to acquire some bull penis from an asian supermarket here in NJ. Tonight I will be boiling it up and tomorrow bringing it in to work to hopefully win an eating contest a couple of us have been having.

So yeah, I suppose I will let you know what a pound of cock tastes like once I indulge in a few bites.

My mod quote just seems a bit silly now...

[Jughead]

Since I wasn't sure if it was cooked right I put it on the bbq for a while just to make sure it was well done.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/penis6.jpg

I dine on it around 2:30 this afternoon. Should be interesting to see who will take a bite.

If you close one eye it spells cock

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Seems Rf.net has dick on the brain once again. Today.

[Midkiff]

Oh, what a sick fuck this guy is.

[RhinoinMN]

He should have marinated it.

[Bulldogcakes]

what kind of job do you have that you can just stop everything in the middle of the afternoon so you and a co-worker can eat dick together?

Fashion designer?

[PanterA]

Did you stick it between 2 buns?

[Chigworthy]

Do you skin one end of it?

[RhinoinMN]

Do you skin one end of it?

That would be civilized. I'm sure he likes them unclipped.

[Reephdweller]

you HAVE to do the cooking at the ronfez.net sofball game....you just HAVE to!!!!

who's bringing the cock?


Only Reilly could make a dick eating thread hot!!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Only Reilly could make a dick eating thread hot!!!

I think any girl could. Just me thinkin out loud