Asexuality

[Gvac]

Quite awhile ago Ron postulated that both Fez and Earl were asexual, having neither heterosexual nor homosexual thoughts or desires.

What do you think? Are either of them straight? Are they homosexual? Are they really asexual?

Is asexuality a natural occurrence in humans, or is it a physical and/or psychological malady?

[PapaBear]

Is asexuality a natural occurrence in humans, or is it a physical and/or psychological malady?
I think it's all about hormone deficiency. I saw a thing on the news about hormone replacement therapy for older men yesterday. Maybe it can work for asexual guys, too. Seriously...

[TeeBone]

Fez is asexual, no doubt about it.
Earl is not only gay, but white too. In his natural habitat; Earl exhibits no signs of sexual desire toward the female species and acts/sounds more white than Pitz. Its possible that he may never have sex again. Seriously, what does Earl have going for him?

[IamPixie]

In his natural habitat; Earl exhibits no signs of sexual desire toward the female species and acts/sounds more white than Pitz.

By white, do you mean he's not what you deem to be stereotypically black?

[realmenhatelife]

I don't think earl is asexual, I think he's just pussy repellant.

I could buy Fez as asexual, but I feel like maybe he treats companionship as just another problem he doesn't want to deal with. If Fez felt satisfied with all of his issues I'll bet his eye would start to wander to the fairer sex (smooth fillipino men) But it's not his most pressing issue, and he can always change his mind, so if Fez feels Asexual now I say cool.

[KnoxHarrington]

I don't think earl is asexual, I think he's just pussy repellant.

I could buy Fez as asexual, but I feel like maybe he treats companionship as just another problem he doesn't want to deal with. If Fez felt satisfied with all of his issues I'll bet his eye would start to wander to the fairer sex (smooth fillipino men) But it's not his most pressing issue, and he can always change his mind, so if Fez feels Asexual now I say cool.


That's how I feel about it: Fezzie has so many other issues, phobias, and compulsions that it's hard to think that he could have a reasonable notion of who he really is.

[Furtherman]

They both have certain issues that can be worked out, however when it is not easy for them, the anger comes out. That's selfishness. If they can drop that, then the other issues would be easy to tackle.

[DolaMight]

Asexuality or Assexuality?

[MM2]

I don't think earl is asexual, I think he's just pussy repellant.

I could buy Fez as asexual, but I feel like maybe he treats companionship as just another problem he doesn't want to deal with. If Fez felt satisfied with all of his issues I'll bet his eye would start to wander to the fairer sex (smooth fillipino men) But it's not his most pressing issue, and he can always change his mind, so if Fez feels Asexual now I say cool.

Yeah Earl isn't asexual or gay, he's just pathetic when it comes to girls. He would be railing the shit outta Lilly if she was at all interested. Earl is the type of guy who needs a girl to make all the moves.

Fez, I'm not sure if he's gay or asexual. I think more than likely he's gay, but he could be an asexual. I think he's probably just gay but too shy to ever engage in a gay relationship. Wasn't he pretty gay for that Nick Swordson (sp?) guy?

[silas]

I enjoy this stuff on-air, not so much here

[realmenhatelife]

I wanted to call and ask this question, but did not have a chance. "You can never have lustful/romantic contact with anyone (including yourself), but noone will ever question your sexuality or confront you about your nonintamacey; would you take that trade?"

I think earl would say no, and Fez would say yes.

[midwestjeff]

Wasn't he pretty gay for that Nick Swordson (sp?) guy?

http://64.237.40.189/media/images/tags/nickswardsonbanana.jpg

Who isn't?

[mongothetrucker]

I think Fez is asexual. Earl may have desire, but is just inept.

[TeeBone]

By white, do you mean he's not what you deem to be stereotypically black?

Does it really need explanation?

[Ritalin]

By white, do you mean he's not what you deem to be stereotypically black?

Does it really need explanation?

Uh oh.

[IamPixie]

Does it really need explanation?

Yes, I'm curious to know how Earl can act/sound black enough to satisfy you. What should a black person sound like and how should they act? I'll be waiting patiently for your response so that I can take notes for myself.

[sailor]

Yes, I'm curious to know how Earl can act/sound black enough to satisfy you. What should a black person sound like and how should they act? I'll be waiting patiently for your response so that I can take notes for myself.

you don't type black.

[watson]

you don't type black.

but does type ethnic

[IamPixie]

but does type ethnic

EVERYONE HAS AN ETHNICITY! :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

I really thought more highly of you, .net.......

[Ritalin]

This just keeps getting worse....

[scottinnj]

you don't type black.

C'mon, that's goddamned funny. Who's with me on that?

[IamPixie]

This just keeps getting worse....

I think what you meant to say was : :popcorn:

[Ritalin]

I think what you meant to say was : :popcorn:

Whoa, what did I do?

I mean, I guess you're right, in a way, but not really.

[Chigworthy]

Is putting a picture of Cartman and typing "Race War!" below it considered message board hack?

[IamPixie]

Whoa, what did I do?

I mean, I guess you're right, in a way, but not really.

I didn't mean it in an aggressive way towards you. Damn sterile text and images in front of me. I can't be contained by my keyboard. Or something.

[PanterA]

lets not derail this thread into a race issue.

pixie i apologize if you feel what was said was ignorant, and in a way it is, but Earl has forever been portrayed as the whitest black guy and i feel teebone may have been parroting what he hears on the show. Or maybe he wasnt and is just an ignorant fool. i'll try to keep my eye on whats said here.

[Leticia]

I didn't mean it in an aggressive way towards you. Damn sterile text and images in front of me. I can't be contained by my keyboard. Or something.

Are you insulting me??

[PapaBear]

I still think the both need testosterone shots.

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Now that I think about it, I don't think Earl is asexual. Remember how Earl brought Lily to be an intern just so he could hit on her? Then remember how Lily immediately shot Earl down?

I think that episode so emasculated Earl that it caused his penis to crawl back into his body.

[sailor]

so, maybe earl became asexual by giving up after numerous defeats?

[TeeBone]

It's so easy.
And fun.....Please continue.:bye:

[Chigworthy]

Earl is a mongosexual; he's retarded in the ways of normal human sexual interaction.

[Melissa the Accountant]

I don't think earl is asexual, I think he's just pussy repellant.

Poor Earl. Maybe it is the fact that his head does not look like it belongs on his body. The first picture I saw, I thought it was photoshopped because his head looks like it is just sprouting out of his body. Then after seeing another dozen I realized that look never went away.

The sad thing is, unlike a lot of people I actually really like Earl, so I feel a little bad about how I can't help being fascinated with how he does not look like a real person.

But hey, when I got the big ass prize closet one day, he got me my stuff the very next day. When I got home from work my boyfriend said, "You got a package from Black Earl Douglas."

[smiler grogan]

Fez is Asexual I guess, I mean how the hell do I know what he is. He never expressed an interest in anyone besides a crush on Rory Hamptons, a fake broad in Canada, Dawn Cumia Anthony's sister, and finally he strung along some dame named Coco.
So i guess Fez is an asexual.

Earl=chronic liar so its hard to believe him when he says that he has had sex in the past.
I personally believe that Earl and Fez are both virgins.
Earl's nonjacking for over two years is crazier to me than not having sex with another person for the same amount of time.
Earl is either a severly guilt ridden homosexual (I think this is the case) or an asexual.
I on't see where race has anything to do with any of this btw.

[smiler grogan]

When I got home from work my boyfriend said, "You got a package from Black Earl Douglas."
tee hee
thats something Shabidi has heard before

[sailor]

Fez is Asexual I guess, I mean how the hell do I know what he is. He never expressed an interest in anyone besides a crush on Rory Hamptons, a fake broad in Canada, Dawn Cumia Anthony's sister, and finally he strung along some dame named Coco.
So i guess Fez is an asexual.

Earl=chronic liar so its hard to believe him when he says that he has had sex in the past.
I personally believe that Earl and Fez are both virgins.
Earl's nonjacking for over two years is crazier to me than not having sex with another person for the same amount of time.
Earl is either a severly guilt ridden homosexual (I think this is the case) or an asexual.
I on't see where race has anything to do with any of this btw.

so of the two statements from earl "i've had sex in my life" and "i haven't masturbated for two years" you cherry pick and accept the latter but dismiss the former? this is even though of the two statements you'd have to say the sex one is far more likely to be true (if one were true and not the other).

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I don't think I've ever met anyone who was TRULY asexual. When I think back on it, most of the "asexual" people I met were in college (1985-1989) came out after graduation.

[smiler grogan]

so of the two statements from earl "i've had sex in my life" and "i haven't masturbated for two years" you cherry pick and accept the latter but dismiss the former? this is even though of the two statements you'd have to say the sex one is far more likely to be true (if one were true and not the other).
I could see Earl having sex in the past, in fact its all i think of. He is so vague about his supposed conquests that its easy for me to dismiss it as Earl lying. Plus the no jacking thing, he's so adament about not doing it that when they bring it up his story is consistent so I do believe it.

in conclusion Sapphire is a crazy son of a gun that will eventually slice his skin off and run through the streets of Queens screaming in delight.

[Furtherman]

Maybe they're just unisex, like the sign on the salon down the street that always made me giggle as a child.



Still does.

[A.J.]

I don't think I've ever met anyone who was TRULY asexual.

No, we've met before.

[TheCrump]

Fez has some sort of irrational fear of intamacy weather it be with men or women. I think it has something to do with the overload of mommy issues he has. I think if he can get past that he will feel in his own mind like he is worthy of a more intimate relationship.

Or maybe he just doesn't have it in him?

Either way I love the Fez!!!!

[Velvet_Grout]

I enjoy this stuff on-air, not so much here

Thank you.