ichiban

[watson]

will the ichiban bit ever take off?

or does it just need better show prep?

[Chigworthy]

I need an itchy-ban. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69792)

[PanterA]

does it just need better show prep?Why dont we help?

Everyday we should post IN THIS THREAD what you think the days Ichiban might be.

Place a date in the title box of the reply and a link to the article in the message box.

[Chigworthy]

I smell epicness.

[drusilla]

ichiban is a really shitty asian restaurant in albany.

[Chigworthy]

ichiban is a really shitty asian restaurant in albany.

It's a really shitty asian restaurant in every city.

[STC-Dub]

I thought Ichiban played for the Seattle Mariners?

[watson]

Why dont we help?

Everyday we should post IN THIS THREAD what you think the days Ichiban might be.

Place a date in the title box of the reply and a link to the article in the message box.

see this is why they pay you the big bucks to be admin, always thinking and helping the process :thumbup:

[Chigworthy]

If this thread becomes an epic show-helping monstrosity, can we rename it

"Ichiban: Turning number 2 into Number One."

[PapaBear]

ichiban is a really shitty asian restaurant in albany.

It's a really shitty asian restaurant in every city.
Here, it's one of those places where they cook at your table. I've never been there, but I've heard good things about it. Then again, we don't have much here.

[underdog]

I think tomorrow's cinnabon should be an American Idol recap.

[watson]

todays ichiban should be

the 125th Birthday of the Brooklyn bridge....

does Fez think its safe being twice as old as he is???

[sailor]

he's an over-rated slap hitter.

[Gvac]

todays ichiban should be

the 125th Birthday of the Brooklyn bridge....

does Fez think its safe being twice as old as he is???

Don't kid yourself. Fez funded the building of that bridge.

With Confederate money.

From his Communion.

[IMSlacker]

David Cook! David Cook! David Cook! (http://www.kansascity.com/238/story/631282.html)

This story has legs, Fez!

[sailor]

Don't kid yourself. Fez funded the building of that bridge.

With Confederate money.

From his Communion.

that you gave him?

[Reephdweller]

There's always this Ichiban...

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/val-thomas-wakes-from-the-dead.jpg

The woman who was dead for over 17 hours after three heart attacks and with rigor mortis setting in when she was woken up and is now fine.

The miraculous recovery of a woman who had no neurological function for 18 hours is baffling to the woman’s attending physicians. They performed a ‘heart cath’ on the patient on Wednesday, May 21, to determine the level of damage to Val’s heart. They found no blockage or damage. She has been sent on to the Cleveland Clinic to further investigate what appears to be an electrical problem within her heart.

http://bittenandbound.com/2008/05/22/val-thomas-dead-woman-comes-back-to-life-video/

[Drunky McBetidont]

There's always this Ichiban...

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/val-thomas-wakes-from-the-dead.jpg

The woman who was dead for over 17 hours after three heart attacks and with rigor mortis setting in when she was woken up and is now fine.



http://bittenandbound.com/2008/05/22/val-thomas-dead-woman-comes-back-to-life-video/

fucking zombies. now you see why the plants are plotting against us.:furious:

[razorboy]

Ichirumor: Laker girl forced to resign after caught having affair with Kobe. http://www.thedirty.com/?p=27256. Some people are just genuinely stupid.

[Chigworthy]

There's always this Ichiban...

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/val-thomas-wakes-from-the-dead.jpg

The woman who was dead for over 17 hours after three heart attacks and with rigor mortis setting in when she was woken up and is now fine.



http://bittenandbound.com/2008/05/22/val-thomas-dead-woman-comes-back-to-life-video/

Miracle or abomination?

[MadMatt]

I like the idea, but HATE the word "ichiban." For some reason it just grates on me the more it is said. It simply isn't a 'pretty' word.

[razorboy]

I like the idea, but HATE the word "ichiban." For some reason it just grates on me the more it is said. It simply isn't a 'pretty' word.

Don't bitchiban.

[watson]

Ellen DeGeneres asks John McCain to walk her down the aisle.... that will get votes!

[Fezticle98]

McCain rejecting the endorsement of Hagee over his Hitler's actions were god's will comments. Retarded predicament, just like the Obama thing, but the Ichiban nonetheless.

Kirin Ichiban. Is it the ichiban of Japanese beers?

[chubbyknuckles]

Ichiban is how FUCKING AWFUL THE NEW INDIANA JONES WAS!

[Snoogans]

JFC baby

they should bring the show back now cause of this surfer

[watson]

the Ichiban has to be the end of Vagina Watch 08 and the glorious arrival of Julianna Elise McDonald

followed way behind by the death of Sidney Pollack

[KC2OSO]

I prefer the Autobahn.

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://shinobu.cocolog-nifty.com/apty/images/cinnabon.jpg

[KingGeno]

I'm starvin'. :thumbup:

[drjoek]

Ban roll on
http://img.classiccloseouts.com/images_104/attributes_m/5DZ157985.jpg

[hammersavage]

Rea-gan

http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/reagan.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

The Ichiban is Dave's baby killed Sydney Pollock

[watson]

Jay Mohr being unmasked is the ichiban today

[watson]

Scott McClellan's book

or

the hospital helicopter crash.... flying paranoia strikes Fez

or Iron lung power failure kills!


Suddenly I am at the pharmacy and craving a canolli

[watson]

the death of Harvey Korman, sadly he will never be unmasked :(

[Davey Donuts]

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/05/29/must-watch-the-coen-brothers-burn-after-reading-trailer/

Too bad Ron can't see it. This ain't no popcorn movie::thumbup:

[watson]

Ichiban has to be hot interracial sex between Earl and Fez

[Hottub]

Ichiban.
I can't decide between Kennedy's brain and Yves Saint-Lautent.

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/05/29/must-watch-the-coen-brothers-burn-after-reading-trailer/

Too bad Ron can't see it. This ain't no popcorn movie::thumbup:

that looks great.
its funny how a cohen film can be st up in a trailor to look like a comedy or horror, depending on the scenes. either way, you know it is going to be good.

[watson]

Barack Obama!!!!


....and that he was wearing a flag pin last night

[watson]

Todays ichiban...

Makeup Makes Male Birds Sexier, More Macho

A little strategically placed makeup quickly turns the wimpiest of male barn swallows into chick magnets, amping up their testosterone and even trimming their weight, new research shows.

It's a "clothes make the man" lesson that — with some caveats — also applies to human males, researchers say.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362845,00.html

[watson]

The death of Jim McKay

&

The ass branding of South Jersey Dave

[Devo37]

monday's ichiban: not-so-Big Brown sh!ts the bed in the Belmont Stakes.

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Monday, June 9: It's fucking hot out.

[watson]

The Ichiban is the branding of South Jersey Dave's ass (FEZ IS BACK, Jinxed no more)

and or

The crushing death if Jim McKay

and or

the Monday Mystery Day off speculation

[watson]

Today's Ichiban is Fez's biggest fear...

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/sudan.plane/art.jpg

A jetliner burst into flames Tuesday after landing in Sudan, killing at least 28 people, officials said. Officials say 28 are dead after a plane caught fire shortly after landing in Sudan.

Khartoum Police Chief Mohammad Othman Mohammad Noor said "a defect" in the Sudan Airways plane caused it to catch fire as it touched down.

"The fire then led to an explosion on the airplane," he said. "There was a large number of passengers on the plane, some of whom survived. The number of casualties is still unconfirmed at this time."

Lighting up the night sky, flames consumed the plane as it sat on the runway at the airport, which is in the center of Khartoum near residential and business areas.

[blacknoi]

I'm all about the Ni-ban, san-ban etc.

[watson]

Marijuana potency reaches 30-year high in 2007

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Marijuana potency increased last year to the highest level in more than 30 years, posing greater health risks to people who may view the drug as harmless, according to a report released Thursday by the White House.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/06/12/pot.potency.ap/index.html

[watson]

ichiban, hysteria about the popcorn movie of the weekend "The Incredible Hulk"

or

that Hulk Hogan's estranged wife is dating a 19 year old!

or

that the Boston Celtics Defeated the LA Lakers in Historic Game 4 Comeback

[watson]

Heart attack kills Tim Russert

or

Tigers Woods playoff Golf, live play by play on Ron and Fez noon to 3

or

LA Lakers trail by 1 game after almost blowing it again

or

Obama calls out Earl's father (and others like him) for being deadbeats on Father's day

or

The Branding of the Ass of South Jersey Dave

[KC2OSO]

Obama calls out Earl's father (and others like him) for being deadbeats on Father's day


Ronnie style ::wow::

[Caseyelan]

Ichiban for me?
MY LAST VAG STITCH FELL OUT!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jimmyolsenblues]

Ichiban for me?
MY LAST VAG STITCH FELL OUT!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha!!!

[A.J.]

Ichiban for me?
MY LAST VAG STITCH FELL OUT!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does this signal the end of "Vagina Watch 2008"?

[realmenhatelife]

I'm pretty sure vag stitches make for itchyban rather than ichiban

[KnoxHarrington]

Gvac is a half-assed monkey boy

Ichiban has to be the fact that it looks like the XM/Sirius merger will be approved, though I wouldn't blame the buddays for not wanting to talk about it.

[Caseyelan]

Does this signal the end of "Vagina Watch 2008"?

After Dawn Cumia and Heather 8.... I think we are baby free for a bit.

[Boyzbigg]

Today's Ichiban will be like everyday's Ichban it will not be what Fez thinks it is.

[KingGeno]

I bet Fez will talk about the Iowa floods or Princess Di's butler railing her.

I just hope Ron does the "Let's check the phones".

[watson]

Ichiban is

Chien-Ming Wang being out for the season with ligament and tendon damage in his right foot suffered running the bases Sunday in Houston. A Pitcher who cant run, good grief

or

Tiger Woods choking at the US Open just as Mr Perfect ( AKA Ron Bennington ) predicted

[watson]

Javon Walker, good luck bro

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8253672/WR-Walker-found-unconscious,-taken-to-hospital

[watson]

The Boston Celtics humiliate the Los Angeles Lakers to win their 17th NBA Championship

or

Cyd Charisse = DEAD

[Epschtein]

i cant listen live this week but words will not be able to express my outrage if anyone even suggested anything other than the celtics dismantling of the lakers for ichiban today...

[watson]

Today's Ichiban.... instead of Vagina Watch, we have ASS WATCH

the update of the ass branding on South Jersey Dave

....and the question of the day...how was the first bowel evacuation post brand dave?

[Fezticle98]

Goodbye Ichiban.

Hello BIG STORY!

[JustJon]

Today's Ichiban.... instead of Vagina Watch, we have ASS WATCH

the update of the ass branding on South Jersey Dave

....and the question of the day...how was the first bowel evacuation post brand dave?

How awful was it when he tried to sit on the bowl for the first time?

[A.J.]

How awful was it when he tried to sit on the bowl for the first time?

Bloody awful --- when he took a dump before the show.

[watson]

Today's Ichiban is....

The one year (minus 1 day) anniversary of Dave and Casey's Wedding at the Hard Rock!

OR

A Massachusetts high school is facing a pregnancy boom with 17 girls entering summer vacation expecting babies in what some have called a pregnancy pact. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,369103,00.html

OR

Koko B. Ware's 51st Birthday!!!

[underdog]

I think its time to lock this thread, as the ichiban is yesterday's news.

What is today's BIG STORY?

[watson]

TODAY'S BIG STORY IS...

the Tampa Bay Rays SWEEP the Chicago Cubs!!!

[barjockey]

Today's Ichiban.... instead of Vagina Watch, we have ASS WATCH

the update of the ass branding on South Jersey Dave

....and the question of the day...how was the first bowel evacuation post brand dave?
http://www.nearbycafe.com/litandwriting/villaflorentine/images/asswatch.jpg


asswatch

[watson]

Ichiban for me?
MY LAST VAG STITCH FELL OUT!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

classy.

[watson]

ichiban....

George Carlin

[watson]

ichiban....

George Carlin

or

Imus in trouble again, this time for his comment "What color is he?"

or

First female 4-star Army general nominated

or

the Softball game recap.... Zzzz

[watson]

The Big Story


Coldplay!

[S0S]

guess:
mini-me s e x tape.

[watson]

N Korea releases nuclear program details

or

Hundreds arrested in child-sex crackdown

or

Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon was suspended indefinitely by the team Wednesday for insubordination after reportedly grabbing general manager Ed Wade by the neck and throwing him to the ground.

[watson]

The Big Story,

the annual pre-vacation aviation crash to freak out Fez has occurred...

At least six people died and one critically injured Sunday when two medical helicopters collided in midair near an Arizona hospital, an official with the Federal Aviation Administration said. At least one of those killed was a patient, according to an FAA spokesman

or

Louis CK unmasked recap

or

Vogue model commits suicide

A European Vogue cover model fell to her death from her Manhattan apartment building Saturday in an apparent suicide, a coroner ruled Sunday.

Ruslana Korshunova, 20, died around 2:30 p.m. in a fall from a building on Water Street, in Manhattan's Financial District. - bet she was think this is a mistake right before impact

[drucifer]

The Big Story,

Vogue model commits suicide


Maybe God needed a tie rack.