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DolaMight
05-25-2008, 08:16 PM
I was at a 4ish sunday afternoon family event and, like most, I have to toil 9-5 tomorrow. Aside from food, there was a couple of drinks being offered.

Needless to say "if" I am presently drunk I would be somewhat embarrassed as I would be the sole inebriated person in the household following the event. I interacted with the known sober and I need an outside opinion.

Am I drunk?

Even though I've already eaten I'm presently eating leftovers with condiments not befitting the original meal.

Earlier, I stood talking to the sober aware of the possibility of an omnipresent speech impediment that I was unsure whether it may or may not have existed and I realized I didn't listen to a word they said. I replied "uh-huh".

I commented that although the aftershocks in china were tragic I don't feel soo bad because it somewhat benefits us for reasons being that their current rise to superpower status will eventually lead to combat them in WWIII.

I picked up a cat on more than one occasion to address to the sober the fact they liked to cuddle while they furiously attempted to escape my grasp.

I think this thread will go over better than it actually will. It has more words than I initially envisioned,

Am I drunk? Are you drunk?

watson
05-25-2008, 08:32 PM
no

seek psychiatric help

you have no spelling errors...thus not drunk, or not drunk enough

hunnerbun
05-25-2008, 08:45 PM
You my friend, from your post, seem to be drunk. I on the other hand SHOULD be shitfaced considering the amount of alcohol I have consumed since we got back to the hotel after dinner, yet I still feel completely sober.
My problem is the awesome supper we had at the Keg, mmMmMmmm bacon wrapped scallops, mushrooms neptune, med rare bacon wrapped blue cheese filet, garlic mashed taters and a brownie sundae for dessert. Not to mention the two orange slice martinis I had with dinner.
I bet as soon as I stand up I will be hammered! If I am it will be a shitty long drive home tomorrow. 7 hr drive hungover = not good

Holla Achu
05-25-2008, 08:46 PM
Intoxication is the least of your problems. You have to work tomorrow -- Memorial Day -- which means that your bosses are communists. You need to organize a coup.

jauble
05-25-2008, 09:31 PM
psst they are canadiens.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Holla Achu
05-25-2008, 10:01 PM
Please explain the difference between Canada and communism. Both beging with a c . I rest my case.

Philly Franko
05-25-2008, 11:14 PM
I only had one drink on Sunday, and went to Church...Does that make me a C .....or an A or Marc with a C ? never mind need more drinks...will try grey Goose and cranberry...thanks to all our Veterans who served and Gave the Ultimate Sacrifice for our Country...God Bless you all...where ever you may be in this crazy World....GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS.

Badinia
05-26-2008, 12:15 AM
The mister and I are shitfaced, eating leftover Thai food that we brought to Ken from Portland's house when we were visiting his babies and watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force...when will I be sober enough to go to bed? Will it be in 2008? Time will tell.

paracetamol flanders
05-26-2008, 12:21 AM
The mister and I are shitfaced, eating leftover Thai food that we brought to Ken from Portland's house when we were visiting his babies and watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force...when will I be sober enough to go to bed? Will it be in 2008? Time will tell.

All I can remember is a baby's fontanel PULSATING AS SHE SUCKED A FINGER!!!