June 1st Is Rapidly Approaching

[Gvac]

And things will never be the same.

Details to follow.

[DiabloSammich]

Hoo Hoo. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67914&highlight=april+1st)

[Drunky McBetidont]

spy report spy report.

paltalk stock to explode june 1, 2008

(is this insider trading?)

thank god i got in on molly's cupcakes on the ground floor when the price was low.

"sell sell sell!!! mortimer were ruined"

http://www.crossingwallstreet.com/Trading-Places--C10045389.jpeg

[Marc with a c]

what do you consider rapidly?

[mikeyboy]

Details to follow.

As long as they don't come from OneEyeJack

[Devo37]

quick, earl! jump in your time machine so you still have time to go out on a date!!!

[PanterA]

Fez and Earl hereby dub May 31, hooker night. :drunk:

[BlackSpider]

Radio Psychic...
June 1st - Neither Earl nor Fez has sex with a woman,
and there is no payoff to the bet.

[watson]

June 1, I will be at Dover International Speedway and while admiring little cars going round a track in circles my mind with surely wonder to thinking of Earl and Fez,

I wonder if Fez will go for a spa day before his love making with the large black gentleman known affectionately as Black Earl,

will earl shave and buff his skull?

will fez finally get his Fez voice back full time after the release of sexual tension???

so many questions to be answered... this is the next great thing after Vagina Watch

[MadMatt]

Radio Psychic...
June 1st - Neither Earl nor Fez has sex with a woman,
and there is no payoff to the bet.

Ding, ding, ding!!!

That's my bet as well.

[TheMojoPin]

Gvac, did you put this here expecting the "That's Life" treatment? If so, everyone else, remmber where you are.

[Friday]

And things will never be the same.

Details to follow.

you're getting your tubes tied??

:glurps:

[ralphbxny]

you're getting your tubes tied??

:glurps:

Poor G-Vac!!

Who knew...good luck with that! Only The Redwings will be his pride and joy!

[Gvac]

2 hours to go.

This is going to be a BIG change for me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you aren't leaving because of a new kid and work issues

[Snoogans]

Fez and Earl hereby dub May 31, hooker night. :drunk:

against the rules. They cant buy it

[Jughead]

Spy Report...CNN Reporting from New York Tomorrow...:wub:

[Team_Ramrod]

And things will never be the same.

Details to follow.

Gvac, did you put this here expecting the "That's Life" treatment? If so, everyone else, remmber where you are.

GVAC, you are loved by all (most) on this board and we all need you in one way or another; so I beg of you, please rethink this.

I dream of the day I get to come down to meet you... yes, YOU.... Not for the bar nights, not for the community... but for you.

Every time Ron and Fez play the Irish Alkey Paltalk clip, I pretend it's you. And by golly you know what? It's true! I'm coming to a bar night.... and it's to meet you!!!

Don't do it bro, I want June 1st to come and for everything to be the same.





Unless you were talking about the Fez/ Earl thing... if that's the case then Mojo made me make an ass out of myself.

[biggestmexi]

Ding, ding, ding!!!

That's my bet as well.

agreed

[Gvac]

Well gang, tomorrow is the dawn of a new era.

I have decided once and for all to give up cigarettes. I have also decided to give up coffee.

From now on it will only be water and decaf herbal tea for me.

It's kind of like a detox thing, where I want to stop living on nicotine and caffeine.

Crazy as it sounds, coffee and cigs have been a major part of my life for a loooong time and I'm going to miss them more than most people could imagine. They've been good friends and constant companions of mine. As hard as this is going to be, I'm really psyched for the lifestyle change and I hope it does me some good. Hell, I may become one of those health nuts!

If only I could learn to like vegetables.

[Slumbag]

Man, I thought you were talking about the Fez/Earl thing.

You're a stronger man than I. I could probably never give up either.

BEST OF LUCK.

[Team_Ramrod]

Well gang, tomorrow is the dawn of a new era.

I have decided once and for all to give up cigarettes. I have also decided to give up coffee.

From now on it will only be water and decaf herbal tea for me.

It's kind of like a detox thing, where I want to stop living on nicotine and caffeine.

Crazy as it sounds, coffee and cigs have been a major part of my life for a loooong time and I'm going to miss them more than most people could imagine. They've been good friends and constant companions of mine. As hard as this is going to be, I'm really psyched for the lifestyle change and I hope it does me some good. Hell, I may become one of those health nuts!

If only I could learn to like vegetables.

Well, I only look like a half an ass....

It's tough and you'll need support. I've tried stopping my habbit a few times and have failed miserably. Do what I didn't and when you need a lift, come here and look for support.

Good luck pal.

[IMSlacker]

Good luck, Gvac.

With the money you'll be saving on smokes, it'll be like getting a pay raise.

[weekapaugjz]

good luck gvac. ive decided to quit smoking this week as well. fell on my face last night as i bought a new pack. but it is a great thing to do. best of luck to you.

[JPMNICK]

you still going to hang out side with the cool kids at bar 9?

good luck buddy! get through the 1st week and you are going to be good to go!

[sailor]

against the rules. They cant buy it

i could have sworn it was allowed.

[PanterA]

I didnt read this thread completely yet, but am I the only one that REALLY doesnt want to see this?

Fez should NOT have to deal with this. Earl if you dont take the brunt of this bet then I lose respect for you. You need to protect Fez on this one. He's been through enough. I dont want to see a man who has built an amazing career, paid his dues, and EARNED respect in the business and with his diehard fans. I for one give Fez a pass.

NOW EARL! Dude, YOU have to take on this bet. Prove to Fez that you love this man. Prove to the fans that you are willing to go above and beyond for this show. Show us that you are the mother fucking man, and take it in the ass from Dave and a dildo....

[Justice4all]

I hate when I double post

[Justice4all]

Uhhh Bobby, you MIGHT want to read the rest of this thread...:laugh:
Seriously, G....good luck. I know it isn't going to be easy. Hope you can pull it off.

[underdog]

Take luck, Gvac!

[Gmann]

Well gang, tomorrow is the dawn of a new era.

I have decided once and for all to give up cigarettes. I have also decided to give up coffee.

From now on it will only be water and decaf herbal tea for me.

It's kind of like a detox thing, where I want to stop living on nicotine and caffeine.

Crazy as it sounds, coffee and cigs have been a major part of my life for a loooong time and I'm going to miss them more than most people could imagine. They've been good friends and constant companions of mine. As hard as this is going to be, I'm really psyched for the lifestyle change and I hope it does me some good. Hell, I may become one of those health nuts!

If only I could learn to like vegetables.


After a day without smokes we're gonna see ALOT of angry threads and posts started by Gvac.

I cant wait.



and seriously.....good luck man

[jauble]

If only I could learn to like vegetables.

I thought she was nice.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/25/terri_wideweb__430x312.jpg

[sailor]

Well gang, tomorrow is the dawn of a new era.

I have decided once and for all to give up cigarettes. I have also decided to give up coffee.

From now on it will only be water and decaf herbal tea for me.

It's kind of like a detox thing, where I want to stop living on nicotine and caffeine.

Crazy as it sounds, coffee and cigs have been a major part of my life for a loooong time and I'm going to miss them more than most people could imagine. They've been good friends and constant companions of mine. As hard as this is going to be, I'm really psyched for the lifestyle change and I hope it does me some good. Hell, I may become one of those health nuts!

If only I could learn to like vegetables.

quitters never win and winners never quit.







best of luck with the lifestyle change.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

good luck Gvac

I hate both Cigs and Coffee with a passion

[oh_kee_pa]

good luck man...
i could never give up coffee....
hmmm... 3 pots a day isnt bad for you though is it???

:::: walk away from computer because hands are shaking too much to type::::

[DiabloSammich]

Is this the big surprise that you, Phishy, and Snoogans had planned for us all? I have to say, it's a bit anti-climactic.


Seriously, good luck with this, buddy. I've never been so happy in my life that I never took up smoking as when I watch someone try to quit. Hang in there.



Now bring on the angry threads!!!

[Friday]

you have my support!

better breath and nicer teef in '08!

[MadMatt]

Weird - today I plan to START smoking and DOUBLE my coffee consumption. :laugh:


Seriously, best of luck my friend. Quitting either is tough, and both at once may seem pretty daunting after a day or two.

However, keep in mind that you will have a lot of support here on the board! :thumbup:

...and you may want to keep some aspirin/Tylenol handy, since you will probably develop a pretty solid headache from quitting cold turkey. You might also want some Tums or something to help settle your tummy.

[MadMatt]

Well, I only look like a half an ass....

Don't sell yourself short Budday...

:lol:






j/k :tongue:

[BoondockSaint]

Good luck, my brother.

Every time you get an urge to smoke or drink coffee, stop, think about it and eat a porterhouse.

[A.J.]

I have decided once and for all to give up cigarettes.

You made Keith Richards cry. I hope you're happy.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Well gang, tomorrow is the dawn of a new era.

I have decided once and for all to give up cigarettes. I have also decided to give up coffee.

From now on it will only be water and decaf herbal tea for me.

It's kind of like a detox thing, where I want to stop living on nicotine and caffeine.

Crazy as it sounds, coffee and cigs have been a major part of my life for a loooong time and I'm going to miss them more than most people could imagine. They've been good friends and constant companions of mine. As hard as this is going to be, I'm really psyched for the lifestyle change and I hope it does me some good. Hell, I may become one of those health nuts!

If only I could learn to like vegetables.

Fucking American Addicted Faggot

[ralphbxny]

Well gang, tomorrow is the dawn of a new era.

I have decided once and for all to give up cigarettes. I have also decided to give up coffee.

From now on it will only be water and decaf herbal tea for me.

It's kind of like a detox thing, where I want to stop living on nicotine and caffeine.

Crazy as it sounds, coffee and cigs have been a major part of my life for a loooong time and I'm going to miss them more than most people could imagine. They've been good friends and constant companions of mine. As hard as this is going to be, I'm really psyched for the lifestyle change and I hope it does me some good. Hell, I may become one of those health nuts!

If only I could learn to like vegetables.


I wish you well my friend. Lifestyle changes are hard, but well worth it!!

[Gvac]

This is fucking bullshit.

Seriously.

[Bossanova]

Don't listen to the assholes lover. I wish you nothing but the best, and I know you can do it

[TheMojoPin]

Don't listen to the assholes lover.

But you're the lover of assholes. Why wouldn't he listen to you?

[Gvac]

Thanks for all the encouraging words, my friends.

Yesterday was a nightmare. I spent nearly the entire day sleeping, but when I wasn't I was irritable, anxious, and my digestive system is all screwed up.

I can't believe the sheer exhaustion I felt yesterday, and I hope I'm not that bad today. It felt as if I had been drugged. I kept asking "How are you supposed to wake up without caffeine and nicotine?"

If I don't wind up in the loony bin I'll keep you all posted on my progress.

[Mike Teacher]

I just stopped smoking about eight months ago; didnt tell anyone, just stopped. Cant even remember my last cup of coffee.

Booze and bad food ended in 2002, sheesh I'm a fucking monk now.

[all of this talk about it, imho = preperation for failure, but I hope you do it, G]

[TheGameHHH]

i dont smoke but part of my diet change about a year and a half ago was to give up coffee. it really wasn't all that hard, i went the old cold turkey and was met with little resistance. good luck man, i know how hard this is for you.

[spoon]

http://www.edblog.de/pub/brinalein80/COFFEE_CIGARETTES_______________-120.jpg

Mmmmmmmmm! :smoke:



















































:devil2:

[spoon]

Japan thinks of everything!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:LvjLFyO5XdaakM:http://lh3.google.com/_NBIGvz_mKvA/R8h_qiuOaQI/AAAAAAAAAXc/q-tnZHqm_5Y/s800/IMG_3001.JPG

[ravn816]

I also loved and had to give up both. Coffee because caffeine started giving me heart palpatations and cigarettes because I got knocked up, but still. I also did it cold turkey and so can you. The physical detox and cravings don't last forever, I promise. :thumbup:

[Gmann]

Thanks for all the encouraging words, my friends.

Yesterday was a nightmare. I spent nearly the entire day sleeping, but when I wasn't I was irritable, anxious, and my digestive system is all screwed up.

I can't believe the sheer exhaustion I felt yesterday, and I hope I'm not that bad today. It felt as if I had been drugged. I kept asking "How are you supposed to wake up without caffeine and nicotine?"

If I don't wind up in the loony bin I'll keep you all posted on my progress.



Well you've been drinking coffee and smoking ciggs for what....about 50+yrs now right ?

[Drunky McBetidont]

strong connections between caffine and nicoteen chemically in your body. best to quit both at same time as they trigger eachother.

last time i was successful for any length (8 months) completely aired my house and car out. frebreezed both. tossed out all ashtrays and smoking related items (lighters and such) then i got my teeth cleaned at dentist on day one. from there i either washed my hands (if i was out of the house) or brushed my teeth (at home) everytime the withdrawl got intense. i noticed that the worst is over in about 72 hours.

good luck gvac.
i'll be on the non-smoking wagon again soon.

[trogdor2k]

Radio Psychic...
June 1st - Neither Earl nor Fez has sex with a woman,
and there is no payoff to the bet.


way to go black spider

[Midkiff]

Who didn't know seven months ago that they would puss out and not honor their bet? I knew it the day the bet was made. Earl and Fez always lie, they always make bets they won't honor, except the ones that are lame. They are all willing to give cash, or shave their stupid hair. They are never willing to honor anything that benefits the listeners who waited patiently for seven months. Never. Today, for the first time ever, I was truly pissed at Fez, even more so than the days he cries. Of course I expected this from Earl.

If they're truly not gay, they couldn't stay hard to fuck, but they sure could give each other blow jobs, and swallow.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

You get mad at Fez when he cries? Talk about a ghoul pushing a teddy bear in to the river.

And if neither guy can get it up, what exactly would they be swallowing?

[Midkiff]

No, just annoyed.

As far as erections, I am saying it's easier to get blown than to keep it hard in a man-ass. It is even possible to ejaculate without being fully erect. I can't imagine keeping it hard enough to sodomize Earl, though.

[GvacMobile]

Day 4 - no coffee or cigarettes.

I long for death's sweet embrace.

[A.J.]

Day 4 - no coffee or cigarettes.

I long for death's sweet embrace.

Drink more Dewar's and water!

[IMSlacker]

Day 4 - no coffee or cigarettes.

I long for death's sweet embrace.

Hang in there Gvac. In a few weeks you'll have all of that shit out of your system and you're gonna feel great. I promise.

[GvacMobile]

Drink more Dewar's and water!


No booze either.

It'll make me want to smoke.

[GvacMobile]

Hang in there Gvac. In a few weeks you'll have all of that shit out of your system and you're gonna feel great. I promise.


A FEW WEEKS!?!?

Thanks, Slacker.

I think.

[IMSlacker]

No booze either.

It'll make me want to smoke.

Yeah. Especially Dewars. That wonderful smokey flavor will make the cigarette cravings unbearable.

[A.J.]

No booze either.

It'll make me want to smoke.

Miss non-jittery, drinking Gvac. :glurps:

[drjoek]

Day 4 - no coffee or cigarettes.

I long for death's sweet embrace.

Try this, it may help.

I think.......
http://www.bamboozle.ca/wp-content/ColonBlow.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

The good news is, with all the money Gvac is saving from not buying coffee or cigarettes, he will soon be able to buy RonFez.net.


The new mobile skin is gonna rock.

[Bossanova]

The good news is, with all the money Gvac is saving from not buying coffee or cigarettes, he will soon be able to buy RonFez.net.


The new mobile skin is gonna rock.

Yeah. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jon will be charging top dollar if Gvac wants in. I would settle for a steak dinner and a back rub from him

[Gvac]

The good news is, with all the money Gvac is saving from not buying coffee or cigarettes, he will soon be able to buy RonFez.net.


The new mobile skin is gonna rock.


Bad news, buddy. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1749058&postcount=17)

[Bossanova]

Bad news, buddy. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1749058&postcount=17)

Wow, that sounds like a very bad day. I understand what you went through, don't feel bad my love. Once I quit smoking pot for like 8 hours, but then my Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde cd broke. I was forced to smoke to console myself.

[TheMojoPin]

Between quitting his vices and his love of steak, what's the over/under for how big Gvac balloons up?

Stay trim for Boss, sexay.

[BoondockSaint]

Between quitting his vices and his love of steak, what's the over/under for how big Gvac balloons up?



Now that he has no vice to turn to other than his secret love of mayo? I'll guess 1100 pounds.

[DiabloSammich]

Now that he has no vice to turn to other than his secret love of mayo? I'll guess 1100 pounds.



Yeah, it's a shame he loves mayo the way that he does.

He knows it's not really good for him, right?

[TheMojoPin]

All those guacamole and sour cream sammiches are gonna give him quite the gut.

[DiabloSammich]

Not to mention all that jelly he eats. It's a bit disturbing.

[TheMojoPin]

He's going to get his usual half olive/half sausage pizza and just fold it over into one messy pizza sammich, crying as he gobbles it down.

[DiabloSammich]

Fuckin starvin.

Hey Earl, we got any tear-covered pizza back there?

[lleeder]

Gvac good luck with this. I gave up all caffeine 2 and half months ago and the detox was horrible. I've never smoked so that added on top of everything must have made it even worse. The awfulness of that first week has made me never want caffeine again. I miss coffee I haven't even tried decaf. Its only decaf tea for me.