Monkeys controlling robot arms...WITH THEIR MINDS!

[BoondockSaint]

It's only a matter of time now. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/29/science/29brain.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin) Humans had a good run being top species on the planet. We accomplished a lot. This day was always coming, though, and deep in our souls we all knew it. So, I suggest that you go out and live each day to the fullest. Hug your family and spend time with friends. Take that trip you've always wanted to take. There's no need to make those mortgage payments anymore. In the words of a great philosopher, "Enjoy every sandwich."

[Fallon]

Nooooooooooo... I'm the only one who has robot arms! Sluuuuuuuuurp.

[Furtherman]

Maybe these will be our defense against the upcoming robot rebellion that I've been warning you about for years!!

Robot vs. Monkey!

Monkey play in the jungle,
Robot work in the factory,
They will have a giant rumble,
Monkey Versus Robot!
Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey hate technology,
Robot hate the monkey,
They will fight eternally,
Monkey Versus Robot!
Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey mate in the jungle,
Robot replicate in factory,
They both love their mother,
Why must they hate each other,

Why cant we all get along?
Would that be oh so wrong?
Why cant we all love each other?
Monkey and a robot brother.

[bobsnin]

I saw a monkey with a robut butt.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, good. Science is now taking inspiration from my nightmares.

[JPMNICK]

does it have laser eyes?

[Freakshow]

I, for one, would like to welcome our new monkey overlords. I remind they I could useful to round up people to toil in their underground banana plantations....

[Judge Smails]

Sweet Baby Jesus! You realize what this means, don't you? Shit flinging robots!

[midwestjeff]

No, this is a good thing. It will be so much easier to rip off their arms and beat them to death. It takes 6 hits with a real monkey arm but I bet with metallic robot arms it can be done in 3. Think ahead people, think ahead.

[BoondockSaint]

No, this is a good thing. It will be so much easier to rip off their arms and beat them to death. It takes 6 hits with a real monkey arm but I bet with metallic robot arms it can be done in 3. Think ahead people, think ahead.
Don't you see? It starts with controlling robot arms but it leads to controlling your arms! Imagine the horror of your arms controlled by a monkey!

[Furtherman]

Imagine the horror of your arms controlled by a monkey!

Eh, I can do some good damage on myself.

[Furtherman]

There are two monkeys.

Why aren't they on a pay per view fight by now? I would have thought 20 minutes after the experiment succeeded they would have set that up.

I'd pay to see that.

[Freakshow]

Joe Rogan could host

How come someone didn't bring this up with Mike the Teacher. Seems like the perfect time for them to discuss.

[Stankfoot]

..... BE AFRAID!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/monkeyrobot.jpg

[DarkHippie]

We will have to counter with robots with monkey arms. Then bears with shark faces.

[furie]

the only thing that could make this worse? Zombie monkeys!

[DarkHippie]

the only thing that could make this worse? Zombie monkeys!

ZOMBIE MONKEY KNIFEFIGHT!!

[furie]

ZOMBIE MONKEY KNIFEFIGHT!!

Zombie Monkey Cyborg Knife Fights or as we call in the biz ZMCKF

[scottinnj]

isn't this the scene in "the planet of the apes" where the first chimp says "no" to a human?

[Judge Smails]

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