Cocaine Jesus

[Judge Smails]

I know what you're thinking: Cocaine Jesus would be a great name for a band

http://www.khou.com/news/state/stories/M_IMAGE.119f69798da.93.88.fa.d0.3fa3a004.jpg

Cocaine Jesus statue seized at the border (http://www.khou.com/news/state/stories/khou080529_tnt_cocainejesus.3fa03786.html)


Federal agents in Laredo seized a statue of Jesus Christ they say is made of cocaine.

According to The Houston Chronicle, the statue was made out of as much as six pounds of the lethal drug in paste form and could be worth as much as $30,000 on the streets.

[Dr.Rockso]

I pray to Cocaine Jesus everynight!!!


keh keh keh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[oh_kee_pa]

wow... genius

[parkway_jesus]

That's it, I quit!

You people are helpless!

[parkway_jesus]

Oh and you'll they'll be hearing from my legal team.

[Hottub]

Dear Parkway Jesus,
What do I do between miles 170 and 173?:ohmy:

[K.C.]

They stole that from Mr. Eko's heroin Virgin Mary statues in 'Lost'

[JPMNICK]

wow Parkway Jesus is back just in time for NJ Shore traffic!

[parkway_jesus]

That's Saddle River territory, screw those dried up rich cunts!

I only help the less fortunate, and anything I can fuck. Justice for you BITCH!

[parkway_jesus]

wow Parkway Jesus is back just in time for NJ Shore traffic!

What do I look like, Anthony's new twat!? Not a chance. I will however help any females in distress with my handy jack skills.

[DarkHippie]

Wow, the Parkway can even make Jesus pissed off

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm shocked that Ministry has not named an album or at least a song "Cocaine Jesus."

[scottinnj]

laredo cops busted them? what did they do, paint it with heroin, and use pot buds for jesus' beard and hair?

[zildjian361]

are you sure it was only 30k , seems like a lotta trouble to go through, for that amount of money. personally 5k in my lifetime as personal use is close :innocent::ohmy::dry:

[Sarge]

I'm shocked that Ministry has not named an album or at least a song "Cocaine Jesus."

I was thinking the same thing.