Giant Or Midget

[EliSnow]

As Fezzie asked on the show today, would you rather live your life as being a "giant" (essentially a really tall person (say 7'6" to 8'0"))or a midget?

And why?

[JPMNICK]

an in proportion midget?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Giant,

people would fear me and I'd have a 34 inch penis

[EliSnow]

an in proportion midget?

Yes, not a dwarf but a midget.

[Hottub]

I'm setting up a confereence call with Tall James and jonyrotn.

I'll get back to you.

[bobsnin]

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[Badinia]

As a six foot lady, I am kind of used to being a giant, so I'll just keep going in that direction.

[Soupy_Dreck]

id rather be a giant and marry a midget

hell, i'd marry a midget right now

[Jughead]

If I was born athletic???? a giant..If not I guess being a midget salesman might not be that bad..I would always have great leg room in the back seat on test drives..See this folks room to spare:tongue:

[JPMNICK]

midget. it just seems so uncomfortable to be so tall. imagine having to be on a train or a plane.

[TeeBone]

Easy, giant.

Have you seen how midgets are forced to live?

[Tall_James]

I'm setting up a confereence call with Tall James and jonyrotn.

I'll get back to you.

What's that fucking access code again? I can never remember. Can we just WebX this damn thing?

[Hottub]

I prefer gotomeeting.com

[IamPixie]

As a six foot lady, I am kind of used to being a giant, so I'll just keep going in that direction.

really? Wow!:ohmy:

[DiabloSammich]

Giant,

people would fear me and I'd have a 34 inch penis



No you wouldn't.


I'd say giant, I could parlay it into some money-making endeavors, renting myself out at Halloween for example. Or maybe just hanging around the aisles in the supermarket, and getting things from the top shelf for people. For tips, of course.

I don't know how I could make money being a midget, and still retain my dignity.

[Badinia]

As a six foot lady, I am kind of used to being a giant, so I'll just keep going in that direction.

really? Wow!:ohmy:

Well, 5'11". :wub:

[smiler grogan]

being 6'3" I automatically thought giant. I am so acustomed to being taller than almost everyone else that the idea of being a midget is very freaky.

[cougarjake13]

giant for pretty much the same reasons as smiler grogan

[Team_Ramrod]

As a six foot lady, I am kind of used to being a giant, so I'll just keep going in that direction.

my wife is 5'11... that's a perfect height for us :smoke:

I'm into taller chicks too, I think I'll go to ashley maddison and see if i can't track down an amazon for a fling.

the local barmaids are all petite.

[Hottub]

my wife is 5'11... that's a perfect height for us :smoke:



You got that right!

[lleeder]

If I was a giant I'd definately have a goose.

[jonyrotn]

It would have to be giant..Being a midget is no fun at all..If you can't get work with Willie Wonka or Mr. Rourke you're fucked..Everyone's ass is in your face, their balls are on your shoulders and your legs fall asleep on the bowl..I wanna dunk a basketball that doesn't say nerf on it and I wanna order a slice of pizza and not have the guy behind the counter say "who said that?"..

[Hottub]

:clap:
Love this little prick!

[EliSnow]

:clap:
Love this little prick!

Oh wait, you were talking about jonyrotn.

[IamPixie]

Well, 5'11". :wub:

If I were that tall I'd wear high heels all the time and make everyone else around me feel even more inferior.

[lleeder]

If I were that tall I'd wear high heels all the time and make everyone else around me feel even more inferior.

Thats impossible.

[IamPixie]

Thats impossible.

I meant even more inferior than if I was just 5'11 w/o heels.

[A.J.]

Giant. Chicks would assume I was a basketball superstar.

[eeroomnhoj]

Giant all the way

I could then be like my hero.

http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/1/f11/671328321
I would wear the bad suits and grow giant mutton chops.

Bring me a beer Vince

[Dougie Brootal]

Giant all the way

I could then be like my hero.

http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/1/f11/671328321
I would wear the bad suits and grow giant mutton chops.

Bring me a gallon of beer Vince

fixed

[Tall_James]

Well, 5'11". :wub:

You could wear heels with me everytime and still look petite.

That's why chicks dig me.

That and my ability to cloud minds.

[Badinia]

If I were that tall I'd wear high heels all the time and make everyone else around me feel even more inferior.

One of my favorite tricks: meeting someone at a club or party while I am seated and in heels, and standing to shake their hands and watching them watch me go up and up, unfolding like a fricking Transformer.

Yeah, I don't think I would like being a midget. I saw one the other day at the train station who was wearing a pair of men's shorts like they were pants, but the hems were huge, and then he had normal-sized feet, which is both fortunate and unfortunate.

[IamPixie]

One of my favorite tricks: meeting someone at a club or party while I am seated and in heels, and standing to shake their hands and watching them watch me go up and up, unfolding like a fricking Transformer.


so fucking cool! Do you shove your breasts in their face just to make it more uncomfortable?