What Crime Would Make You Stop Being A Fez Fan?

[lleeder]

Today Fez said that he might not be able to be a Bill Murray fan anymore due to recent allegations against the actor. What crime would Fez have to commit for you to stop enjoying his work?

[dim499]

double parking

[drjoek]

Grand Theft, Auto

[nukinfuts]

Today Fez said that he might not be able to be a Bill Murray fan anymore due to recent allegations against the actor. What crime would Fez have to commit for you to stop enjoying his work?


Finding out he had paid thousands of dollars for high dollar call girls.

[Brad_Rush]

public masterbation

[darthjulio]

Littering

[docgoblin]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/docgoblin/fez2.jpg

[Fez Whatley is in jail after being arrested for cocaine possession and attempted statutory rape]
Fez: They found something else.
Ron: What?
Fez: Well... it's just... they're so cute when they're so young like that...
Ron: Ah, Jesus..

[Marc with a c]

if fez raped me i'd stop listening to the show

[DiabloSammich]

Starting a pmaphone thread.

[mikeyboy]

if fez raped me i'd stop listening to the show

If Fez raped you, I'd get two more XM subs.

[zildjian361]

Give a interview with Chaunce. actually that would be good. final answer, NOTHING.:lol:

[Marc with a c]

If Fez raped you, I'd get two more XM subs.

i'm really going to try and avoid him until the 1st passes.

[docgoblin]

If Fez raped you, I'd get two more XM subs.

:thumbup::lol::lol::lol:

[darthjulio]

I wouldn't put male rape passed Fez. I bet in private, that is how he gets his kicks.

[reillyluck]

heterosexual sex in a public church. That's just wrong.

[DolaMight]

the crime of faking the funk on a nasty dunk

[King Hippos Bandaid]

pedophilia

[furie]

poor tipping.

[MadMatt]

Speeding.

[Jughead]

It was Murrrrderrrrrrr:tongue:

[docgoblin]

Having anal sex with Earl in studio would... oh wait... Sunday is June 1st... Never mind!

[OGC]

if fez raped me i'd stop listening to the show and spend my time re-living the experience in my mind.

Finished your thought for you buddy.

[sailor]

buggery

[FUNKMAN]

negrophelia

[starvingkids]

i think i would have a problem if i found out Fez's name really wasnt Fez, and his real name was something like Todd... That would just bug me out. Also, if Ron ever convinces Fez to trip on acid can i sign up somewhere to go along with them for the trip???

[DolaMight]

pedophilia

If you knew Fez was a Pedo but no one else knew would you still listen?

[IamFogHat]

Starting a potentially controversial thread without answering the thread's question.

[EddieMoscone]

Improper use of a canoli in public.

[djjd]

snackophilia, something like making love to a cupcake


unless it was a ron bennington, that would be disturbing, but i could forgive him

[donnie_darko]

robbing ron in an unequal radio "partnership"

[Team_Ramrod]

heterosexual sex in a public church. That's just wrong.

So wrong it might actually work!!!!


Someone get on this idea!!! It would be radio gold!!!


Gold I tell ya!

[underdog]

Eating ESD's baby.

[TheMojoPin]

Being from Florida.

[led37zep]

The Gout

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Murdering his wife and child before hanging himself.

Poor Jonah Bobo.

[silks]

Jaywalking

[moochcassidy]

distribution of counterfeit ashtrays

[BlackSpider]

Mopery, exposing himself to a blind person...

[Reynolds]

Being from Florida.

It's not where you're at, it's where you're from..... or something

[Nick the Cock]

Fez secretly dressing as a monster at night to keep the children too afraid to leave the village and discover how evil the outside world is.

[darthjulio]

If Fez illegally was taking someone's cable. That would be unforgivable.

[MadMatt]

distribution of counterfeit ashtrays

:lol::lol::lol:

[A.J.]

heterosexual sex in a public church. That's just wrong.

Unless it was before 1 June. Then it would be OK in order to win a bet.

[reillyluck]

Hopefully its in the luther vandross church.

[FUNKMAN]

obestiality - sex with a fat animal