Will Fez and Earl Bang One Another With or Without Lube?

[Bowel]

I highly doubt either Fez and Earl have had sex. Earl the dumbfuck would rather be a bitch and spend money taking people who can't stand him to dinner than get him a high class white whore of his dreams.


Which means that Earl is definitely gay and has been intentional not getting laid so he could come out of the closet on live radio. :thumbup:


Have these fuckers gotten laid already and win the bet?
Have they not gotten laid but back out of the bet?

OR have they not gotten laid AND FUCK THE SHIT OF OUT OF EACH OTHER ON THE SHOW?

[Bob Impact]

I highly doubt either Fez and Earl have had sex. Earl the dumbfuck would rather be a bitch and spend money taking people who can't stand him to dinner than get him a high class white whore of his dreams.


Which means that Earl is definitely gay and has been intentional not getting laid so he could come out of the closet on live radio. :thumbup:


Have these fuckers gotten laid already and win the bet?
Have they not gotten laid but back out of the bet?

OR have they not gotten laid AND FUCK THE SHIT OF OUT OF EACH OTHER ON THE SHOW?
Ugh.
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[spoon]

Ugh.
http://a3.vox.com/6a00cd9708535d4cd500d41436b4ab685e-500pi

Wow I know it's hack type pic but damn did that crack me up.

And no way does this one happen, and I hope it doesn't. I say they both will settle on some other payout and call it a bet.

Oh and I'm sure Dave will somehow get pulled in as well bc he'll show solidarity with Fez.

[Foster]

This is a tough call:
1. I don't think either one had sex
2. Earl has shown he pays off on the bets he looses
3. Fez has been known to avoid his debts when he looses
So that can only mean Earl will rape Fez on PalTalk.

[TheGameHHH]

theyre not having sex with each other. dave will probably shove something up his ass or eat poop and we will all laugh and call it a day.

[Devo37]

after several weeks of avoiding paying-off the bet, Fez will take Earl on a romantic trip to Graceland.

Fez will also win the "who's got the coolest ring-tone" contest on the airplane by downloading the Batman TV show theme to his phone.

[DiabloSammich]

Their baby is gonna be adorable.

[Friday]

i think it would be fantastic if there were a pre-recorded show or replay tomorrow.

hehe.

[Team_Ramrod]

For the good of the show I'm willing to let them ass fuck me... with lube, of course.

[Dash77]

This is a tough call:
1. I don't think either one had sex
2. Earl has shown he pays off on the bets he looses
3. Fez has been known to avoid his debts when he looses
So that can only mean Earl will rape Fez on PalTalk.

QFT:lol:

[ChoppedLiver]

Does 'pee in the butt' count as lube?

[Uncle Fezster]

This is a tough call:
1. I don't think either one had sex
2. Earl has shown he pays off on the bets he looses
3. Fez has been known to avoid his debts when he looses
So that can only mean Earl will rape Fez on PalTalk.

Yeah I remember when he left the show because he didnt get Ron Wood in Studio....oh wait

[PhishermanEto]

I bet Earl was willing to pay for a hooker but was too much of a puss to get one.
In the end I'm sure he'll lie and say he got laid.

Fez is such a beaten man that he probably doesn't care if he bangs a chick or Earl
In a shocking move he changes his radio persona to Todd Hilliard to avoid paying off the bet.

[Team_Ramrod]

In the end I'm sure he'll lie and say he got laid.

If he still has the number of the crazy chick he may not have to.

[Team_Ramrod]

Yeah I remember when he left the show because he didnt get Ron Wood in Studio....oh wait

No, you don't understand... That's coming in the spring of '07!!!

Oh.....

[K.C.]

*Radiopsychic, Radiopsychic*

Earl and Fez both got laid.

[Epschtein]

i think i have this all figured out now;

it is the same as the anthony and jill thing, they have been dating for a while now and this bit is just a way of bringing it out to the public...

:innocent:

[PhishermanEto]

Let's suppose neither got laid. *not much of a stretch*
Do you think they would just have sex with each other to avoid doing it on paltalk?

[Devo37]

In a shocking move <strike>he changes his radio persona to Todd Hilliard to avoid paying off the bet.</strike> Fez goes AWOL and is replaced by the Midnight Rider II.

fixed that for ya.

[PhishermanEto]

fixed that for ya.

At least it'll be a decent "Rider" impression then. :smile:

[K.C.]

i think i have this all figured out now;

it is the same as the anthony and jill thing, they have been dating for a while now and this bit is just a way of bringing it out to the public...

:innocent:


Actually, the more likely scenario:

Fez: Ronnie, I got laid!

Ron: Wow!

Fez: That's right, Ron...I penetrated a woman! I tasted that sweet poon! I dipped it in, baby, and it was great!

Ron: So who's the lucky lady?

Fez: Well, I don't want to make a big deal out of it.

(A good 40 minutes of Ron trying to extract the truth)

Ron: This isn't another Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister bit, is it?

Fez: No!

Ron: Then who?

Fez: Jill Nicolini, ANTHONY'S Girlfriend!!!

[dim499]

Ron will put some pressure on people, someone will start crying and that will be the end of it. Like that time when Casey cried.

[nate1000]

just a little prison lube.

[Drunky McBetidont]

they will have to wear shirts that proclaim their asexuality (this will not bother fez)
they will have to register with that asexual website from the other day
they will have to record a production bit where they proclaim their asexuality and it will be used as a bumper.
earl will be fired on air at 2:43 pm today for not complying with any of the above terms.
Earl is replaced by than (this has been the bit all along regarding june 1st)

[patrick187]

They won't have to use lube. They can just use their tears.

[patrick187]

Ugh.
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South to drop off! North to pick up!

[jimmyolsenblues]

no way no how earl will keep his end of the bet up.
fez....i love you .....i am sure you have no problem at all keeping your end and front as part of the deal.

[Midkiff]

Of course they'll back out of the bet.

[weslank]

The chances that Earl and Fez both got laid are about as good
as Ronnie watching his popcorn movies.:thumbdown: