If You Were Stuck With Earl in an Elevator For 8 Hours ... What Would You Talk About?

[Bowel]

I would talk to Earl about Obama, the failure of Jack FM, the time he met Bob Dylan and then I WOULD KILL MYSELF.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id help him win the Sex bet

[Chigworthy]

I would talk about the different amounts of ammonia nitrate in various Norwegian licorice candies, and whether or not it is a reflection of that region's love for fermented fish products.

[Team_Ramrod]

I'd just talk with him to try to find that "Earl that the listeners don't get to hear" that Ronnie speaks about.

[Fallon]

I'd finally find out if he jacks with his socks on.

[ChoppedLiver]

Eight solid hours of Febreeze talk.

[TooLowBrow]

he'd bring up black rock coalition, mention some black rock acts, then we'd wait the 7 hours and 59 minutes it took to be rescued

[Team_Ramrod]

I'd finally find out if he jacks with his socks on.

Jesus Christ!

You sure are high on yourself!

He's an Asexual... Not even you will make him want to jack so bad he would pull it out and stroke it on the spot.

[HBox]

I'd ask him what it's like to be an inadequate black male.

[Slumbag]

I'd ask him to tell me the best Bob Dylan story that he knows.

[PapaBear]

I'd discuss fashion and hair care products.

[The Nature Boy]

I'd wonder if he had any good Vernon Reid annecdotes.

[moochcassidy]

I'd just talk with him to try to find that "Earl that the listeners don't get to hear" that Ronnie speaks about.

its still all muney/rock talk..just really really dull and he wont shut the fuck up

[Lady Resin]

I would tie his hands behind his back. Then question him why he doesn't masterbate.

[Reynolds]

I'd ask him to strip so I could count the shades of black on his body.

[Gvac]

I'd talk to Earl about the only thing in the world he seems passionate about - classic rock.

[Reynolds]

I'd talk to Earl about the only thing in the world he seems passionate about - classic rock.

Oddly enough, the same music would probably be playing in the elevator during the conversation.

[moochcassidy]

Oddly enough, the same music would probably be playing in the elevator during the conversation.

:lol:

[Dash77]

I'd break his will and tell him to get out of the all black all the time..

[Marc with a c]

cunnilingus techniques

[MadMatt]

First I would discuss the rules of Thunderdome with Earl, then I would beat him to death with my left shoe.

I would then spend the following 7 hours and 50 minutes in blessed silence.

[Midkiff]

I'd punch him in the face until he promised to quit the show.

[chili_chest]

i'd play the silent game and calmly say "Lilly" at the top of hour #7 for shits and giggles then throw salt on his sweaty ass...

how cool would it be to watch a human pumpernickel pretzel twist itself up and bake right in front of your eyes?...

[ChrisTheCop]

I'd talk to him about the amount of class there is on the yankees,
and that it didnt all leave with Tino Martinez.

[Tazznum1]

I'd count how many times he said: Absolutely, no, not at all, without question etc...

Then poke him in the eye through to his pea sized brain.

[SouthSideJohnny]

I'd count how many times he said: Absolutely, no, not at all, without question etc...

Don't forget about "clearly" and "definitely" but he only uses those two when the subject is completely unclear or indefinite.

I would have Earl tell me the baby dinosaur fairy tale so I could fall asleep and miss most of the 8 hours.

[ralphbxny]

Stare at him !!! HARD!!!

[DarkHippie]

Donkies

[RhinoinMN]

I would ask him about Bob Dylan.

:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[DarkHippie]

Don't forget about "clearly" and "definitely" but he only uses those two when the subject is completely unclear or indefinite.

I would have Earl tell me the baby dinosaur fairy tale so I could fall asleep and miss most of the 8 hours.

Earl is an adverb's best friend

[RhinoinMN]

Earl is an adverb's best friend

abusive best friend.

[Hithead]

Suicide

[TooLowBrow]

him - 'again, i called the elevator people last week. they were supposed to call back'

me - 'i got them on the phone right now, they say they called 7 times!'

him - 'again, i called. but i never got a call back'

me - 'he has the call taped!'

him - 'again, we DID talk. but i thought we'd talk more than once'

me - 'he has you on 3 separate calls!'

him - 'again, we talked. but the other times i thought he was calling about the elevator'

me - 'he was!'

him - 'again, i thought he was calling for the show'

me - (shoots self in the head)

[jlehane3]

I'd milk :sleep: him for his radio :king: knowledge and bore him to tears with my ghostwriting :clap: projects. If I started talking about life on :wink: Mars he might last 2 hours before he was forced to ring my neck,yelling"Please,Jerry....I can't take it.I have to do what's best.TRUST ME.Head for the white :unsure: light,and don't look back." :) :laugh: I coined the term "Classic Rock" and ghostwrote for Bob Dylan,winning him a grammy for the Traveling Wilburys....see,you didn't believe me.Now you want to kill me too. :flush: :help:

[extracheese]

since i have no idea who this dude "earl" is...id say

"who are you, and why are people writing about you on ronfez.net"?
then id ask him if he had water and/or anything to eat to give me.

Lastly i would tell him about that episdoe on All In the Family when archie was stuck
in the elevator with that negro and hispanic pregnant porter (Hector Alisondo)

[DiabloSammich]

I'd get him to tell me the story of the first time he met Ron, how he tried to use the phone at the cigar shop, only he didn't know it was a cigar shop....