Ron turns a caller statement into a song

[ahhdurr]

Today (so far):

"Don't go back to Rockville"

"The KKK took my g/f away"

[realmenhatelife]

I'm surprised Ron screwed it up, but its The KKK took my baby away, although he is just on the fly with this.

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm surprised Ron screwed it up, but its The KKK took my baby away, although he is just on the fly with this.

yeah but "baby" means g/f in the song so its okay.

[realmenhatelife]

yeah but "baby" means g/f in the song so its okay.

and she was baby in 1980, so shes grown now, so it isnt pedophilia. I think thats what I got out of todays show, anyway.

[hammersavage]

Tommy? Tommy? Tommy can you hear me...

[Dougie Brootal]

and she was baby in 1980, so shes grown now, so it isnt pedophilia. I think thats what I got out of todays show, anyway.

:lol:

[CardiffGiant]

The don't go back to rockville line had my laughing pretty hard.

I realize that some of the stuff Ron says isn't as off the cuff as it might seem on the radio, but damn is he quick on his feet. Jimmy Norton is the same way. For the longest time I used to wonder if all hecklers at standup shows were planted by the comedian to give them a way to do a segway into new material. While I think some might be in some cases, after listening to how quick on their feet Ron and Jimmy are, I definitely don't think all are. it is possible for someone to be that funny and quick on their feet.

[Enabler]

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that phone in your hand?"

[ahhdurr]

Although it is officially an album (with awesome Giger art on the cover)... I'll count the Brain Salad Surgery reference from yesterday's show.

[ahhdurr]

all night long - Lionel Richie

He even belted it out a little. I would have sworn Mr. Richie was in studio.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I always like "Hey Joe, where you goin' with that phone in your hand?", especially when Joe quotes the song back to Ron.

[tileslinger]

Gust in the Wind

Rockumentary

[ahhdurr]

intensity in ten cities - ted nugent (to Dave)

[ahhdurr]

jeannie needs a shooter - warren zevon
(a shooter like me)

[ahhdurr]

accidents will happen... it's only hit and run.

[thisispatrick]

"the only house im interested in is a brick house, because shes mighty mighty"

[ahhdurr]

we're from a land down under - where women ... something, they always do a fart joke in there.

(and men chunder)

[tileslinger]

"So she's giving you a Run around. The "Long Distance Run Around".....
Proceeded to play Yes

[tileslinger]

In the Pal-talk pre-recorded show I think he ment to
To Dave "Take it to the limit"

[FunkyDrummer]

When Fez mentioned the Moby Camera at the Olympics, Ron sang "why does my heart feel so bad"

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4451/mobyvs5.jpg

[Freakshow]

Caller: It was the the Age of Taurus, i'm not sure what age we are in right now
Ron: It's the Age of Aquarius.

[Enabler]

Is, "Lorenzo rollin in your benzo" a line from a song?

[SatCam]

Is, "Lorenzo rollin in your benzo" a line from a song?

http://www.mtv.com/bands/h/hip_hop_week/2007/groups/images/nwa.jpg

[Enabler]

Is, "Lorenzo rollin in your benzo" a line from a song?

http://www.mtv.com/bands/h/hip_hop_week/2007/groups/images/nwa.jpg


Word up, G.

[ahhdurr]

Diamond Dogs - Bowie

[Freakshow]

he quoted Alabama by Neil Young during the Jews to Alabama segment:

Alabama, you got the weight on your shoulders
Thats breaking your back.
Your cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch
And a wheel on the track

Oh alabama.
Can I see you and shake your hand.
Make friends down in alabama.
Im from a new land
I come to you and see all this ruin
What are you doing alabama?
You got the rest of the union to help you along
Whats going wrong?

[ahhdurr]

"Laura when I think of you I laugh and don't cry b/c I know you'd want it that way"

Christopher Cross - Think of Laura

[Freakshow]

And the train conducter says driver 8--take a break driver 8.

[ahhdurr]

Everyone's favorite... a classic... and probably one of the finest I've heard in quite awhile... the poor bastard never saw it coming and didn't know what to make of it...

TOMMY CAN YOU HEAR ME?:lol:

[ahhdurr]

werewolves of London again

huh - draw blood

[ahhdurr]

there's blood on my amp and my Les Paul's beat

Once bitten twice shy...

[Freakshow]

Angie? You're beautiful...

[ahhdurr]

board operator

boaaarrd.... operatorerrrrr.

[Freakshow]

hey Sergio. Jane says she's done with you...

[ecobag2]

Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Because I have Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme...

or something like that.

[ecobag2]

LA is a great big freeway - put a hundred down and buy a car.

Burt Bacharach - Do you know the way to San Jose.

This gets my vote as an obscure one.

[ecobag2]

"... when you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide."

Helter Skelter.

Is how the world ends.

[ecobag2]

a chair is still a chair even if no one's sitting there

Luther Vandross

[ecobag2]

this is more like - Ron mentions a song thread.

[ecobag2]

as we all roll along... stumped.

Who's gonna drive you home?

The Cars.

[ecobag2]

Do you know the way to San Jose

Repeat from yesterday.

[Slumbag]

I heard Ronnie singing "Whatever you Like", by T.I. about three times last week.

Made me laugh everytime. Never took Ron for the biggest T.I. fan, but I guess when they play a song three times an hour, you're bound to hear it.

[Badinia]

We *can* be Heroes. Just for *one* day.

It's nice to spend time with someone who loves the Thin White Duke as much as I do.

[ecobag2]

We *can* be Heroes. Just for *one* day.

It's nice to spend time with someone who loves the Thin White Duke as much as I do.

oooh I heard him singing this but I was in the car.

And I don't have up to date technology.

There is no ecobag3mobile

or ecobag3nomore.

[weekapaugjz]

Wasn't a song but when ezra called in, ron said he was better than him.

[Badinia]

Wasn't a song but when ezra called in, ron said he was better than him.

And Ezra sat in stunned silence!

I guess he just got done makin' Amish fudge.