Earl Is Donkey

[albud]

Tired of being unmotivated? Not meeting your goals? Failing to be creative?
Welcome to the Thread. The Goal of this thread is to spend at least 15 mins a day doing something creative, something definitely lost on Earl. Post your results here.

[Reephdweller]

Great idea. I've been putting off writing, but I'm going to sit down tonight and just write something to try and feel creative again. I've been in a real rut lately.

[albud]

Sorry Guys I'd like to explore this more, but I can't get back into chat for some reason.

[FUNKMAN]

i thought he was goat

http://www.christianbaxter.com/blog/uploaded_images/fainting_goat-765279.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

The way it started I thought you were selling something.

It's a good topic.


Tonight I'm going to take a shit and spend 15 minutes creating a list of the different objects it appears to be.

Like the cloud game; except with my shit.

[Devo37]

i thought this would be a gordon ramsey thread. he loves calling under-achieving idiots "f#cking donkeys" on hell's kitchen.

earl is definitely a donkey. if earl was the donkey that jesus rode into jerusalem, he would've gotten lost, and jesus would have never been crucified (which was actually one of the things earl would have tried to stop with his time machine).

[albud]

Well the main goal of this thread is to achieve and to show it doesn't take much effort just motivation.

[Team_Ramrod]

Well the main goal of this thread is to achieve and to show it doesn't take much effort just motivation.

Are you going to email the results to earls XM account?

[DarkHippie]

I am get in on this and get back into my wrtiing. Its funny how 10 years ago it was the only think that mattered to me, now i'm too lazy to even try.

[albud]

Are you going to email the results to earls XM account?

This is about us not Earl;however, if somebody has that email and would like to PM certain members of this thread, it might be sobering to ole bojibee

[Gvac]

This is about us not Earl;however, if somebody has that email and would like to PM certain members of this thread, it might be sobering to ole bojibee

Earl.Douglas@XMradio.com

[Drunky McBetidont]

Tired of being unmotivated? Not meeting your goals? Failing to be creative?
Welcome to the Thread. The Goal of this thread is to spend at least 15 mins a day doing something creative, something definitely lost on Earl. Post your results here.

dear albud,
while i applaud your spirit to motivate others, i think you might need to rethink your view of earl.
he is the executive director of a major multi-national organization that promotes cultural awarness in youth.
he is the executive producer of one of the highest rated multi-national radio shows of all time.
he is an accomplished photographer that is planning to attend a college of fine arts to perfect his art.
he is an accomplished model that has posed for countless portraits on display in any number of digital galleries.
he is an accomplished musician that has been heard playing live guitar on the very popular opie and anthony show.
and still, in the midst of all these tremendous responsibilities, he never fails to: attend church with his family, entertain friends at trendy NYC restaurants, frequent fine gallery openings, get himself to the newest independent film premiers, compete in athletic competitions with co-workers and provide theologic insight to anyone willing to listen.



oh yeah, and he jacks while wearing socks

[albud]

Once again not about Earl even though his name adorns the title of the thread.
http://home.comcast.net/~abudinsky/pic/DSCN0136.JPG

[Reynolds]

The way it started I thought you were selling something.

It's a good topic.


Tonight I'm going to take a shit and spend 15 minutes creating a list of the different objects it appears to be.

Like the cloud game; except with my shit.

Well? Have you shit yet?

[DarkHippie]

Can someone change the name of this thread? It is misleading and uses poor grammar.

[DarkHippie]

Look at me look at me!! I wrote some today . . . well not exactly wrote a story, but brainstormed and wrote little snippettes of dialog and expostition and an outline. its the most progress i've made since i got sick.

Yay me.

And earl is still a donkey

[RhinoinMN]

Earl is
http://castletapestry.com/customtapestry/quixote.jpg

Living the impossible dream.

[DarkHippie]

Earl is
http://castletapestry.com/customtapestry/quixote.jpg

Living the impossible dream.

would that make Fez Dulcinea?

[RhinoinMN]

would that make Fez Dulcinea?

No, Earl is Asexual, silly!

Fez would be Sancho. Constantly saving him from embarrassment and self-ruin.

[DarkHippie]

No, Earl is Asexual, silly!

Fez would be Sancho. Constantly saving him from embarrassment and self-ruin.

Of course!! How could I be such a Philistine?

[KC2OSO]

Donkey?

http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/beat-street/reviews/pix/shrek2ndonkey.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

Well? Have you shit yet?

I stayed up too late watching the Overtimes in last nights Detroit/ Pittsburgh game; when it was over I was too tired.
Instead of making the effort last night I decided to wait until work today so I could kill some time.
There's nothing like getting paid to take a massive shit.


And it was a beautiful feeling...

[DiabloSammich]

I stayed up too late watching the Overtimes in last nights Detroit/ Pittsburgh game; when it was over I was too tired.
Instead of making the effort last night I decided to wait until work today so I could kill some time.
There's nothing like getting paid to take a massive shit.

And it was a beautiful feeling...


I gotta agree with Ramrod on this one, it was one of the highlights of my day when I used to work for someone.

Now that I'm the employer, however, it adds a level of stress I wasn't prepared for. I stand outside the bathroom with a stopwatch timing guys as they go in and out so I can properly dock them for their bathroom time.

I have a pretty high turnover rate.

[DarkHippie]

IThere's nothing like getting paid to take a massive shit.


And it was a beautiful feeling...

oh my god! thats what my latest story is about. A guy who hides in the bathroom to escape having to talk to his coworkers and becomes the most productive worker at the place

[Reynolds]

I stayed up too late watching the Overtimes in last nights Detroit/ Pittsburgh game; when it was over I was too tired.
Instead of making the effort last night I decided to wait until work today so I could kill some time.
There's nothing like getting paid to take a massive shit.


And it was a beautiful feeling...

Try experimenting with your diet to implement various colors into your turd palette.

[Team_Ramrod]

oh my god! thats what my latest story is about. A guy who hides in the bathroom to escape having to talk to his coworkers and becomes the most productive worker at the place

I'm glad I could provide inspiration.

Seeing as I am such an inspiration, perhaps your next story could be about a guy who buys his wife expensive gifts (cars, diamond earings, diamond rings, etc.) in an attempt to bribe her into having anal sex with him...


Try experimenting with your diet to implement various colors into your turd palette.

I don't have to bro, sometimes it's black, sometimes brown, sometimes it's beige. It's like a goody bag at a birthday party, always a surprise.

[DarkHippie]

I'm glad I could provide inspiration.

Seeing as I am such an inspiration, perhaps your next story could be about a guy who buys his wife expensive gifts (cars, diamond earings, diamond rings, etc.) in an attempt to bribe her into having anal sex with him...



sorry to burst you bubble, but its been in the works since before i got sick. But i like the idea about the anal story. He will probably resort to rape or roofies in the end, cause i am fucked up

[Team_Ramrod]

sorry to burst you bubble, but its been in the works since before i got sick. But i like the idea about the anal story. He will probably resort to rape or roofies in the end, cause i am fucked up

I'd assume it would end up more along the lines of a 5 bedroom house w/ 4 bathrooms, a large built in closet and ensuite, a kitchen with marble counter tops and stainless steel appliances.

you didn't burst my bubble.... but you don't have to lie either; I waive all financial rights due to likeness.

[DarkHippie]

I'd assume it would end up more along the lines of a 5 bedroom house w/ 4 bathrooms, a large built in closet and ensuite, a kitchen with marble counter tops and stainless steel appliances.

you didn't burst my bubble.... but you don't have to lie either; I waive all financial rights due to likeness.

meh, he should build a garage inside her asshole so he can park there anytime he wants

[RhinoinMN]

I don't have to bro, sometimes it's black, sometimes brown, sometimes it's beige. It's like a goody bag at a birthday party, always a surprise.

Or like one of those heart shaped boxes on Valentine's day

[Drunky McBetidont]

i finally get this thread.
i spent the last fifteen minutes sitting on my back porch smoking half a fatty and staring into the stars. i highly recommend this activity on such a beautiful late spring night. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.:smoke: