What Do You Want Your Corpes to Become When You Die?

[Bowel]

Ronnie and Fezzie were talking about this today and brought up turning your corpes into man-made diamonds which sounds interesting to me.


www.lifegem.com

[TooLowBrow]

id want my corpse into man-sized diamonds. and id glitter, dude, just glitter

[furie]

http://members.ol.com.au/rgriffin/GoldenYears/GYjpegs/covers/8008AshesToAshes1.jpg

burn me then spread me. taking up space after death is selfish and vain.

[PapaBear]

Cremated and ashes dumped in the creek near me, where I played as a kid.

[razorboy]

Edit: Double Post

[razorboy]

Cremate me and take me out to Waimea. My favorite alive place shouldn't suck too much when I'm dead.

[frye hole]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/hunter_s_thompson_film_series.jpg


Hunter Thompson's Funeral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAYRhHFeip4&feature=related)

[FUNKMAN]

beachparty

http://www.sh33pie.com/dtm/Weekend_at_Bernie_s.jpg

or cremation

[Zorro]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/large_BeerCoffin.jpg

[OGC]

I voted for cremation, but I really don't care what they do with the ashes.

[nukinfuts]

Ronnie and Fezzie were talking about this today and brought up turning your corpes into man-made diamonds which sounds interesting to me.


www.lifegem.com

Much skinnier.

[Epschtein]

i had to think about this a couple of times after major health issues and my will now says not to waste any money on me, i dont really care what happens to my body, im dead.

if my mother is still alive she will get whatever i have so she can do whatever she feels comfortable with and makes her happy, other than that they can throw me in the dumpster out back for all i care.

[Friday]

i will make a great pair of earrings someday

[paracetamol flanders]

I want my corpes to become a beter speler.

[drusilla]

i want my ashes preserved into little pill capsules so my loved ones can take one everyday with their morning vitamins

[Recyclerz]

Zombie, of course.

The old school slow-walking kind. I hold no brief for the fast running, UFC-style attack zombies that are currently in fashion.

[barjockey]

I read some facts from the Internet that this cryonic freezing technology is used to freeze dead bodies at very low temperature around the boiling point of liquid nitrogen. At such temperature, dead bodies can definitely be prevented from being decomposed. According to the resources, this preservation of dead bodies is done because future technology might be able to revive the dead people.

[drucifer]

It'll not be long now until our bodies will be required for fuel.

Throw another loved-one on the fire.

Your car'll get 40 MPG - Miles Per Granny.

[A.J.]

A public exhibit like Mussolini's.

[GvacMobile]

I'd like to be cremated and have Keith Richards smoke my ashes.

[drjoek]

Do NOT bury me in Northern Virginia !

[Hottub]

http://www.oilempire.us/graphics/soylent-green.jpg

[Furtherman]

Launched Into Space.

Shoot that shit to the sky!

[LaBoob]

When my dog dies I will have her cremated and will keep her ashes with me forever. I'll probably do something creepy with them like keep some in a pendant around my neck. I hope one day someone will love me enough to do creepy things with my ashes. If not, I'd like to be scattered into the sea.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i know this might seem gross, but i want to be ground up and cooked into a delicious dog food that my pets can enjoy. then they will poop me out in the yard and i will become food for the lawn. i gotta get with a lawyer to see how this can be done.

it's the circle of life, man

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/l/lionkingwp.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

It'll not be long now until our bodies will be required for fuel.

Throw another loved-one on the fire.

Your car'll get 40 MPG - Miles Per Granny.



I want to be served up as Soylent Green.

[Hottub]

I want to be served up as Soylent Green.

I guess Knoxy is going Mobile today.:wink:
Stupid skin!

[TheMojoPin]

Hopefully I'll end up with an attractive younger lady, like Anthony's did.

[DolaMight]

If the option was covered by insurance... I can't imagine anyone not opting for space given these choices. Floating around discovering new galaxies for eternity and you wouldn't rot cuz of zero-G and no oxygen.

Space is the place motherfuckers
http://www.plexifilm.com/images/media/space_cover72.jpg

[torker]

Zombie, of course.

The old school slow-walking kind. I hold no brief for the fast running, UFC-style attack zombies that are currently in fashion.

Like Jesus?
http://www.yardbarker.com/m/6728/small/buddy_jesus.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

Kudos to mojopin for his well thought, topical and funny reply.

Boo to recyclerz for hackin it up with the ol jesus as zombie routine.

As for me,I want my ashes mixed with a dirty bomb so when the time comes for biological warfare all u bitches can breathe in my toxic goodness

[TheMojoPin]

As for me,I want my ashes mixed with a dirty bomb so when the time comes for biological warfare all u bitches can breathe in my toxic goodness

Kind of like Louie "Da Faht" from Last Action Hero?

[ahhdurr]

I read some facts from the Internet that this cryonic freezing technology is used to freeze dead bodies at very low temperature around the boiling point of liquid nitrogen. At such temperature, dead bodies can definitely be prevented from being decomposed. According to the resources, this preservation of dead bodies is done because future technology might be able to revive the dead people.

I hear that once they warm up a little and are "fleshy" the suckling reflex is back, but the memory will take days.

[damainer]

...Fertilizer...

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:QVC1EZxeD99mwM:http://www.noble.org/Ag/Economics/FertilizeOrNot/Fertilizer.gif