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MobCounty
06-04-2008, 10:23 AM
I think we should take time to welcome RonFez.net's newest member, Earl. Welcome aboard budday!! It's nice to have ya around! :smoke:



MC

Marc with a c
06-04-2008, 10:26 AM
Check your pockets

WillfulBoy
06-04-2008, 10:26 AM
I think we should take time to welcome RonFez.net's newest member, Earl. Welcome aboard budday!! It's nice to have ya around! :smoke:



MC

I thought this site had restrictions that kept his type out.

I'm a little worried about the neighborhood if you start letting his type in.:thumbdown:

Franklyn
06-04-2008, 10:28 AM
Welcome bro.

Shanneebear
06-04-2008, 11:50 AM
Welcome Earl!

SinA
06-04-2008, 11:57 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/2551179831_0378653b6d_o.gif
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2552004026_28f90ca939_o.gif

Friday
06-04-2008, 11:59 AM
like all newbs, he has to sit in the back until he learns how to navigate properly.

angrymissy
06-04-2008, 12:00 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-tour-de-fail.jpg

Tall_James
06-04-2008, 12:11 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-book-rental1.jpg

K.C.
06-04-2008, 12:14 PM
It's funny because Earl would feign understanding of things that were being talked about on the board in past shows.

Then again, he tried to fake that he liked female boxing on the show today, so why am I not surprised.

ChrisBrown
06-04-2008, 12:18 PM
Is this for real?

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 12:20 PM
Is this for real?

It is on the internets. It must be.

patsopinion
06-04-2008, 12:23 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-book-rental1.jpg


that cant be real

Gvac
06-04-2008, 12:49 PM
Earl does not care in the least about the Ron and Fez show. Nor has he ever. He will never utilize this site.

JPMNICK
06-04-2008, 12:59 PM
Earl does not care in the least about the Ron and Fez show. Nor has he ever. He will never utilize this site.



thats an Earl fan since day 1 right there

Lady Resin
06-04-2008, 01:01 PM
Earl does not care in the least about the Ron and Fez show. Nor has he ever. He will never utilize this site.



Poor Scott is spinning in his grave.:sad:

DarkHippie
06-04-2008, 01:03 PM
Earl does not care in the least about the Ron and Fez show. Nor has he ever. He will never utilize this site.



Maybe if we had a Scott Munie forum . . .

Chigworthy
06-04-2008, 01:06 PM
Will Earl use this site more than his own penis?

Chigworthy
06-04-2008, 01:06 PM
Will Earl use this site more than his own penis?

He already has.

Judge Smails
06-04-2008, 01:09 PM
As a way of welcoming Earl, every new thread for the rest of the day should start with either "No, but . . ." or "I'm like . . . " or "And I understand that but. . ."

Chigworthy
06-04-2008, 01:10 PM
As a way of welcoming Earl, every new thread for the rest of the day should start with either "No, but . . ." or "I'm like . . . " or "And I understand that but. . ."

Is there a way to make text high pitched?

Hottub
06-04-2008, 01:10 PM
Hey Earl.:bye:

Chig, I do believe you just set up, then finish a joke by quoting yourself.
For shame.:nono: Read the FAQ.

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 01:17 PM
Hey Earl.:bye:

Chig, I do believe you just set up, then finish a joke by quoting yourself.
For shame.:nono: Read the FAQ.

It was such a beautiful pitch too.

JerseyRich
06-04-2008, 01:32 PM
I'm inconsolable.

Tenbatsuzen
06-04-2008, 01:36 PM
I'm inconsolable.

Sorry dude.

Dash77
06-04-2008, 01:47 PM
Earl never does anything fun, so why would he join us??

Unless Ron told him to do so....

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 01:48 PM
I'm inconsolable.

Sorry dude.

Ah fuck it. Let's go bowlin.

SinA
06-04-2008, 02:53 PM
Is there a way to make text high pitched?

As a way of welcoming Earl, every new thread for the rest of the day should start with either "No, but . . ." or "I'm like . . . " or "And I understand that but. . ."

and automatically repeat things that other people said before you

Chigworthy
06-04-2008, 03:01 PM
Hey Earl.:bye:

Chig, I do believe you just set up, then finish a joke by quoting yourself.
For shame.:nono: Read the FAQ.

Damn! I should have used a board character.

Bossanova
06-04-2008, 03:04 PM
Damn! I should have used a board character.

Seriously, I have like 4 I could have lended you

King Hippos Bandaid
06-04-2008, 03:10 PM
Earl does not care in the least about the Ron and Fez show. Nor has he ever. He will never utilize this site.



qft


Earl finds way to keep a job that he has nothing in common with the listeners

thinks he cares about us, I think not

DiabloSammich
06-04-2008, 03:10 PM
and automatically repeat things that other people said before you


And we could also automatically repeat things that other people said before you.

MadMatt
06-04-2008, 03:24 PM
Hey Earl...

http://www.myemoticons.com/avatars/our-favourites/images/smiley_finger.jpg

Thanks for paying attention and keeping up with the requirements of your job.

However, I don't feel bad about posting this because it's not like you are going to read it.

TeeBone
06-04-2008, 03:27 PM
There goes the neighborhood...

Midkiff
06-04-2008, 03:38 PM
I blame the blacks.

TeeBone
06-04-2008, 04:28 PM
I blame the blacks.
I blame the whites

led37zep
06-04-2008, 04:37 PM
I can't wait to see what Earl comes up in with in "Create your own show Opening" thread.

hammersavage
06-04-2008, 05:25 PM
when does the white flight happen?

docgoblin
06-04-2008, 05:58 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/docgoblin/faildozer3.jpg

Ahhh!... I love dustin' off the old classics.

Crippler
06-04-2008, 06:08 PM
Welcome aboard Earl!

(the FailDozer pics are killing me)

sailor
06-04-2008, 06:15 PM
Read the FAQ.


it's outdated

RhinoinMN
06-04-2008, 06:31 PM
I can't wait to see what Earl comes up in with in "Create your own show Opening" thread.

No fucking way he will use anything in that thread. He is Donkey. Stubborn, and won't even allow mooch's genius productions hit the air.

RMPGP
06-04-2008, 06:48 PM
His username is LiarMcgee35

Brad_Rush
06-04-2008, 06:49 PM
Welcome Earl

Jughead
06-04-2008, 06:58 PM
Hi Earl......I just want to know one thing??? Did you get thing get the Bodacious Band Cd I sent you????? Its ok I understand it sucked... But I just want to know if you got it......It would be great to sell a Dozer...Ill bet the gross profit is amazing...:smoke:..Welcome BUDDY!!!

PhishermanEto
06-04-2008, 07:30 PM
I blame the blacks.

I blame the whites

I guess they'll never agree. :wink:

PhishermanEto
06-04-2008, 07:31 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/docgoblin/faildozer3.jpg

Ahhh!... I love dustin' off the old classics.

This pic will never fail to make me smile. :thumbup:

nukinfuts
06-04-2008, 07:43 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/2551179831_0378653b6d_o.gif
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2552004026_28f90ca939_o.gif


:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Every time I see a dozer when I am driving I hear the fail dozer in my head.

ChoppedLiver
06-04-2008, 11:24 PM
Earl who?

biggestmexi
06-05-2008, 04:10 AM
Sorry dude.

hes inconsolable. and whats earls boardname gunna be?

Death Metal Moe
06-05-2008, 04:17 AM
I am completely and totally out of the loop with the show.

Is Earl going to post or just read? Because if he's just reading then nothing will be different. You can look at this site anytime you want and if you never contribute, no one knows you're here.

earlsgmaclit
06-05-2008, 04:29 AM
The Only thing Black Earl knows is my Clit come give your Grandma a nice fingering Earl you Asexual Dolt!:clap:

Death Metal Moe
06-05-2008, 04:30 AM
Try punctuation next time.

biggestmexi
06-05-2008, 04:32 AM
I am completely and totally out of the loop with the show.

Is Earl going to post or just read? Because if he's just reading then nothing will be different. You can look at this site anytime you want and if you never contribute, no one knows you're here.

Sounds like Earl on the show. No one knows he is there.

I think his boards name should be:

WatermelonHead

Death Metal Moe
06-05-2008, 04:33 AM
My vote goes strongly to "Expert Picture Hanger" as his borad name.

biggestmexi
06-05-2008, 04:35 AM
My vote goes strongly to "Expert Picture Hanger" as his borad name.

NOOOOO.

That can be right where it says "big ass veteran" and such

IMSlacker
06-05-2008, 04:35 AM
I am completely and totally out of the loop with the show.

Is Earl going to post or just read? Because if he's just reading then nothing will be different. You can look at this site anytime you want and if you never contribute, no one knows you're here.

Ron was busting Earl's balls yesterday because he didn't know how to find the Cypher films forum on the site.

A.J.
06-05-2008, 04:39 AM
like all newbs, he has to sit in the back until he learns how to navigate properly.

I'm a little leery about making Earl sit in the back.

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t012/T012714A.jpg

PanterA
06-05-2008, 04:45 AM
whats earls boardname gunna be?Evac.

biggestmexi
06-05-2008, 04:48 AM
that would be wonderful.

we would have a lilly is mentally unstable post for sure.

Evac: Sucking the fun out

MadMatt
06-05-2008, 04:48 AM
Ron was busting Earl's balls yesterday because he didn't know how to find the Cypher films forum on the site.

Correction - Earl didn't know how to find ANY forum on this site. He was unable to navigate or find info when Ron asked for it.

ralphbxny
06-05-2008, 05:02 AM
He will never read this!

weslank
06-05-2008, 05:50 AM
He will have nothing to bring to the board
just like he does for the show. Earl, we are dying
to like you and praise you, please give us a reason to do so.

BrokenKnuckle
06-05-2008, 05:53 AM
Earl's a douche :flush:

evil6
06-05-2008, 06:10 PM
3 pages and still no Earl. Send Earl to Ireland, and bring back Mooch.

The bit is over. :flush:

MadMatt
06-05-2008, 06:39 PM
He will have nothing to bring to the board
just like he does for the show. Earl, we are dying
to like you and praise you, please give us a reason to do so.

Let's not go with "we" - it is simply too inclusive. Please amend it to "Some people" or "A couple of people."

Thaaaaaank you.

Devo37
06-05-2008, 06:39 PM
3 pages and still no Earl. Send Earl to Ireland, and bring back Mooch.

The bit is over. :flush:

bring mooch back to the states: yes.
send earl to ireland: no.

i have family over there. i'd hate to have earl's fail-dozing spread negative energy over such a beautiful place.

SinA
06-05-2008, 06:46 PM
I am completely and totally out of the loop with the show.


I'll fill you in:
Fez is working on getting a third stent, and he went to a looney-bin for a week.
Dave had a kid (well, actually his wife had it).
Ron Bennington has his own cupcake.
Earl is the same. Actually nothing at all has changed for him since 1990.