View Full Version : John McCain Comedy Pyramid
patrick187
06-05-2008, 05:34 AM
John McCain - Trust me to never have a bench-press on the White House front porch.
BeerBandit
06-05-2008, 07:26 AM
I'll bite.
McCain 08: 43 in row! Keep the Streak Alive!
Ritalin
06-05-2008, 07:28 AM
John McCain: His skin NEVER gets ashy!
Bay Ridge Tim
06-05-2008, 07:33 AM
John McCain: He enjoys a good Wonder Bread sandwich!
jauble
06-05-2008, 07:39 AM
John McCain in 08: He walks like this (insert hack 80s joke)
Recyclerz
06-05-2008, 07:40 AM
I'll go old school.
John McCain - His house smells like may-o-naise.
All in the Family reference from the 1970's
ChrisTheCop
06-05-2008, 08:13 AM
John McCain, will beat Obama with both hands tied behind his back.
(it's a visual).
Jughead
06-05-2008, 08:16 AM
He bench presses a whopping 0..I suck sorry:sad:
ChrisTheCop
06-05-2008, 08:42 AM
This of course is not the first pyramid built in McCain's honor.
jauble
06-05-2008, 08:49 AM
This of course is not the first pyramid built in McCain's honor.
Bravo sir
Epschtein
06-05-2008, 09:05 AM
John McMain '08: He's Not Black
King Hippos Bandaid
06-05-2008, 09:09 AM
John McCain: I swear its not Alzheimer's
donnie_darko
06-05-2008, 09:21 AM
John mccain, the flaps of skin hanging from my chin are in fact my neck.
jauble
06-05-2008, 09:27 AM
John McCain: Now with added flashbacks.
patrick187
06-05-2008, 09:35 AM
John McCain - The only woman he ever impregnated was his wife!
McCain 08: I took 6 years of beatings from Charlie for you people -- you owe me.
EliSnow
06-05-2008, 09:55 AM
McCain '08: Please Don't Say That I Kissed Religious Right Ass For Nothing
ahhdurr
06-05-2008, 11:01 AM
McCain '08: Old enough to putter about the club locker room in the nude.
McCain '08: "I'm the fucking status quo"
McCain '08: "Wouldn't you rather an H.C.I.C?"
Ritalin
06-05-2008, 11:42 AM
John McMain '08: He's Not Black
Vote McCain: He's as subtle as Epschtein.
AnnoyedGrunt
06-05-2008, 12:50 PM
McCain '08: He enjoys all flavors of soda, not just grape.
Boom Boom
06-05-2008, 01:40 PM
McCain in '08 I'm a Republican, and if I win the election I will be running in depends in '12
Bay Ridge Tim
06-05-2008, 08:52 PM
McCain '08: Hey, let's listen to Jimmy Buffet
jauble
06-05-2008, 09:14 PM
McCain 08: I might be running for the presidency but I haven't actually been able to run since the Carter administration.
paracetamol flanders
06-05-2008, 09:17 PM
McCain will finish McAble in '08. McAmen!
McCain 08: Keeping your bike, YOUR bike.
McCain 08: He'll be there for you, on time.
paracetamol flanders
06-05-2008, 09:27 PM
Hey racist dems: join the McCain Mutiny in 08!!!
Ricky24
06-05-2008, 09:35 PM
john mccain. "I wont have airforce one lowered"?
Epschtein
06-05-2008, 09:39 PM
McCain '08: Collard Greens Stankin' up the White House? Not on my Fuckin' Watch.
jonyrotn
06-05-2008, 09:45 PM
MCcain in 08- Just the word the who..
PapaBear
06-05-2008, 09:48 PM
John McCain: It's fun to sneak up behind him and yell, "MAO! MAO!"
paracetamol flanders
06-05-2008, 10:05 PM
McCain in '08: now My Lai is YOUR Lai!!!
jauble
06-05-2008, 10:26 PM
John McCain: enjoys the talkies without the talkers.
jauble
06-05-2008, 10:28 PM
McCain '08: He will answer the phone call at 3 AM but he still cant figure out how to send a text message.
patrick187
06-06-2008, 05:55 AM
Vote Republican. No shuckin' and jivin' on this side of the isle my friend.
Boom Boom
06-06-2008, 06:12 AM
McCain in '08: Don't go nappy...vote for grandpappy
DiabloSammich
06-06-2008, 03:51 PM
McCain in '08 - There's A Good Chance I Won't Die In The Next Four Years
Jughead
06-06-2008, 03:54 PM
McCain in '08..Those are just sun spots....... Boy
Bossanova
06-06-2008, 03:56 PM
McCain in '08: Who wouldn't follow that racist Sheepy's POV
johnfromstateni
06-06-2008, 05:35 PM
McCain! The only thing he'll change is his Depends, and only once in a while!!!:clap::clap::clap:
tileslinger
06-06-2008, 06:10 PM
MaCain in '08: "He'll work hard to keep the U.S. going in the right direction"
paracetamol flanders
06-06-2008, 07:46 PM
McCain't misbehavin' in 08!
Philly Franko
06-06-2008, 07:52 PM
mctroops...we will pull the troops out of Iraq in 100 years...
Coach
06-06-2008, 07:58 PM
Because "My Bad" or "Bro" should never be said in a global summit meeting...
McCain '08
OR
Tippecanoe and McCain Too! '08
tileslinger
06-07-2008, 03:24 AM
McCain '08 "Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss."
Johnboy3
06-07-2008, 04:24 AM
McCain 08:Because the presidental motorcade should never roll on 24's
DonInNC
06-07-2008, 04:29 AM
McCain 08: Because That Other Guy Is Secretly A Muslim, And You'd Know That If You Checked Your E-mail Every Once In A While.
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