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thepaulo
06-07-2008, 10:18 PM
I was watching Final Destination I and I noticed they had two different scenes where they went out their way to show someone taking a crap....I wonder how many craps have been committed to celluloid.
Of course,in the hall of fame of cinematic craps has to be Jeff Dainels in Dumb and Dumber.
FUNKMAN
06-07-2008, 10:25 PM
Kingpin - randy quaid crappin in a urinal
KnoxHarrington
06-07-2008, 10:26 PM
Vincent Vega's shitting habits have very significant effects on the plotlines of Pulp Fiction.
donnie_darko
06-07-2008, 10:26 PM
i think dropping a deuce was a major plot point in one of the lethal weapon movies.
now climbing into a toilet...that's cinematic gold.
tele7
06-07-2008, 10:29 PM
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nukinfuts
06-08-2008, 06:10 AM
I was watching Final Destination I and I noticed they had two different scenes where they went out their way to show someone taking a crap....I wonder how many craps have been committed to celluloid.
Of course,in the hall of fame of cinematic craps has to be Jeff Dainels in Dumb and Dumber.
Who could forget the dad in the Friday .."don't nobody go into the bathroom for about 35..45 minutes."
barjockey
06-08-2008, 07:03 AM
I seem to remember Archie dropping a few dueces
http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m8/4182921773
barjockey
06-08-2008, 07:08 AM
Trainspotting too.
http://re3.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/25/m4/2864260119
TheMojoPin
06-08-2008, 07:08 AM
Dawson's Creek seems oddly satisifed with his shit in Rules of Attraction:
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hit11man
06-08-2008, 07:23 AM
hey paul o. i ve heard you lose it on air a couple of times> im only 26, u reminded me of myself. i just found out my girlfriend on and off for over ten years has been talking and i think fucking someone else> not only that but embarrased me infront of all my hometown friends by lying to me and doing it all back home. i want to be a man and not hurt but im fucking losing it. i dont know what to do. since this is so anonymous i guess it doenst matter> im hurting so bad. can anyone tell me anything? making fun of me< ithink would even help
Stankfoot
06-08-2008, 12:54 PM
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Sinestro
06-08-2008, 12:59 PM
In Harold and Kumar go to whiteCastle, these 2 chicks shit away in the bathroom.
DiabloSammich
06-08-2008, 01:05 PM
Tom Arnold in his ridulous cowboy hat in Austin Powers.
"Go ahead, boy. Show that turd who's boss."
WampusCrandle
06-08-2008, 01:42 PM
the best movie crap of all would have to be the Brazilian girl crap from "2 girls, 1 cup" :happy:
FUNKMAN
06-08-2008, 01:53 PM
a classic SNL skit years ago in the Belushi days was when they were all playing Superheroes at a Superheroes party and Belushi was the Hulk and just got out of the bathroom after taking a dump.
Then Akroyd was The Flash and they asked Garret Morris who he was and he says " Ant Man ", he could shrink down to the size of an ant yet retain his human sized strength. The Flash replies " Ooh, every molecule's shaking now "... love that line
jetdog
06-08-2008, 02:17 PM
a classic SNL skit years ago in the Belushi days was when they were all playing Superheroes at a Superheroes party and Belushi was the Hulk and just got out of the bathroom after taking a dump.
Then Akroyd was The Flash and they asked Garret Morris who he was and he says " Ant Man ", he could shrink down to the size of an ant yet retain his human sized strength. The Flash replies " Ooh, every molecule's shaking now "... love that line
seen it, loved it...one of the first times I saw Belushi.
KnoxHarrington
06-08-2008, 03:18 PM
Or what about the guard in Shawshank leaving Andy alone to go "pinch a loaf", allowing Andy to play the prisoners Mozart?
tileslinger
06-08-2008, 03:30 PM
"We have to go I just Sharted"
Along Came Polly?
tileslinger
06-08-2008, 03:53 PM
Not the actual act or thing but the Baby Ruth in Caddyshack was funny
fezident
06-08-2008, 04:37 PM
What was the terrible movie with Jason Lee and Morgan Freeman. Didn't people shit out a living alien in that movie??
Terrible.
frye hole
06-08-2008, 04:44 PM
What was the terrible movie with Jason Lee and Morgan Freeman. Didn't people shit out a living alien in that movie??
Terrible.
Dreamcatcher from the Stephen King novel .....
Fallon
06-08-2008, 04:54 PM
Jim Carey shitting on his neighbors lawn in Me Myself and Irene.
dino_electropolis
06-08-2008, 05:42 PM
Jim Carey shitting on his neighbors lawn in Me Myself and Irene.
Me myself and irene scene :possibly the funniest crap of the list....
My submission: Austin Powers with Tom Arnold shouting encouraging instructions in the next stall.
nukinfuts
06-08-2008, 05:50 PM
Me myself and irene scene :possibly the funniest crap of the list....
My submission: Austin Powers with Tom Arnold shouting encouraging instructions in the next stall.
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR????:lol::lol::lol::lol:
KnoxHarrington
06-08-2008, 05:57 PM
fucking mobile skin making me double post
Sue_Bender
06-08-2008, 07:17 PM
I don't know about celluloid, but I've personally contributed several to VHS tape of the years.
thepaulo
06-08-2008, 07:36 PM
hey hit11man....
I lead by bad example.....I'm mr. bad example.....
so anything I do, do the opposite.
realmenhatelife
06-09-2008, 04:39 AM
The best movie crap is from Bad News Bears 2- Engelbert shitting while eating a bucket of fried chicken. 'Close the damn door!'
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