lets help find earl a job

[moochcassidy]

since he cant run the board, do production or participate in a conversation.. what would you like earl to do during the hours of noon to three?

i know they're reeling from the shock groz exit. i wonder who's monitoring the temperature of ron and fez's beverages.

[KingGeno]

Professional Guesser

"I guess.............men?"

Or be the main tester for Stare-O-Grams.

[Servo]

Professional stammerer?

[Dougie Brootal]

since he cant run the board, do production or participate in a conversation.. what would you like earl to do during the hours of noon to three?

die in a fire.

[ChrisBrown]

I seriously think he should work full time for the Black Rock Coalition. His heart seems more in his BRC work than his RF Show producer role. I don't hate him like many on this messageboard but I do think it would be better for the show and for him to find a job that he would actually engage in. Needless to say, we would then bring over Mooch to fill his producer position.

[Hottub]

Run down to the supermarket so one day we will not be "fresh out".

And while you are out, get me a Coke. I'm fucking parched over here.

[midwestjeff]

I think he'd be great at running a roadside BBQ or maybe frying catfish.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

CEO of the Black Rock Coalition

[biggestmexi]

d sipper

[Goatweed]

picture hanger.

[A.J.]

Isiah Thomas's assistant.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

president

[jonyrotn]

Lawn Jockey...





Extraordinaire..

[Goatweed]

fashion designer.

[Furtherman]

Hand model.

[rekkedhog]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4599/s1wxg4.jpg

maybe he can be a r&f 's1w' and just stand in the background to intimidate dumb white people?

[JerseyRich]

http://www.freakincoolstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/vandelay_industries_shirt.jpg

[Kevin]

http://www.freakincoolstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/vandelay_industries_shirt.jpg

Don't forget to ask for Art.

[debit]

Even if we come up with the perfect job, he will never read it because he doesn't know how to navigate RF.net.

[Scotteh]

:flush:he just needs to do the one he has.

[Chigworthy]

Jaw specimen.

[Badinia]

http://www.wisma.com.au/images/t74.jpg

Earl should sell peanuts!

Or doesn't Dave's old hot-dog cart need a new employee?

http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/TNY1598.jpg

[underdog]

Wait, Groz left?

When the hell did this happen?

[Caseyelan]

He could wake infants by yelling. He does it well.

[PanterA]

Earl should do the public file.

By that I mean, file his ass out on the public street.

[dino_electropolis]

Douche Bag.....an actual, animate douche bag.

[hammersavage]

Picture Hanger

[Hottub]

picture hanger.

Picture Hanger

Anybody else wanna go for that old bit?

[RhinoinMN]

He can be the Kool Aid guy.
http://www.gessford.com/work/images/mayor-Kool-Aid-Man-03416.JPG

[underdog]

He can be the Kool Aid guy.
http://www.gessford.com/work/images/mayor-Kool-Aid-Man-03416.JPG

He'd be like the anti-Kool Aid Man. He'd burst through a wall and whimper, "No, but..."

[Sheeplovr]

He can sell photos on the street corner

[RhinoinMN]

He can sell photos on the street corner

That would be beneath him. He would sell them to art dealers. Everbody wants pictures of NYC in their living room.

[midwestjeff]

Anybody else wanna go for that old bit?

Picture hanger.

[Gvac]

Honestly? He should return as a producer for a classic rock station. It's all he knows.

I don't know if he was any good at it while he did it, but at least he has some interest in it.

Like I've said, it's obvious he has ZERO interest in the Ron and Fez show.

[djjd]

president

or at least some type of politician

he'd be perfect, he's a liar, he holds no opinions of his own, and being asexual they'd never be able to dig up any dirt on him

[CountryBob]

Earl should be a nude model for the local "all boy's college" after his awakening during the Lilly photo shoot.

[Lady Resin]

Maybe he should work with Brother Wease. I don't want to see Lily go.:down:

[ChrisBrown]

I like Earl. I think a lot of the criticism aimed at him has been too harsh and not fair. After the show today, however, I think he needs to go. Today's show was so weak. Ron didn't feel well and no one besides ESD helped out. Dave tried but he tried to make intelligent points and came off sounding like an idiot. I love Dave's characters, the guy is hilarious, and I am a big ESD fan but he is not good at carrying on an intelligent conversation with Ron. At least he tried. Fez...man, I don't know. I miss Fez and I know his problems are complicated. He also tried to step up a bit I think. The one person who didn't even make a half-ass attempt was Earl. He is a bright guy and I think he has interesting opinions on a lot of things. There is no reason he couldn't join in the conversation more today. He seems to not give a rat's ass about the show. He seriously needs to move on.

I don't listen to the O&A show often but I am listening to the replay now and their show is so much stronger than RonFez. I disagree with about 80% of what Anthony says. He also seriously annoys me when he talks about how much he doesn't like black people. I can't imagine listening to the show regularly. However, Jim Norton calls Anthony's bullshit and there is a good balance of ideas. I am now listening to the Ricky Gervais interview and all three are joining in. The problem with the Ron and Fez show is it is basically the Ron show. This is painfully clear when Ron isn't feeling well.

Ditch Earl and bring Mooch in and get him on the air.

[Gritty]

Ditch Earl and bring Mooch in and get him on the air.

It's been said a lot in the past, Earl's problem (and Fez's) is really Dave's dominance of the show. When Dave's not around, Earl gets back in that early XM groove, when he was hitting on all cylinders and R&F thought he was doing great, AND we get 'Fez-is-Back' Fez back. I like Dave and appreciate him stepping in to help while Fez wasn't back but really, he needs to spend more time in the producers booth or doing stunts on the O&A show or maybe getting out into the world and having adult experiences and growing up a bit. Having a family should help settle him down.

But for now, for whatever reason, he just intimidates both Earl and Fez when he's on the air. Unfortunately, he's just not bright enough to go toe to toe with Ron on anything other than sports and movies.

That said, they've got to get Mooch back on the show somehow. How hard can it be to immigrate to the States illegally? Mexicans do it every day.

[hammersavage]

Anybody else wanna go for that old bit?

its so fuckin' hot out. excuse my retardation.

[ChrisBrown]

That said, they've got to get Mooch back on the show somehow. How hard can it be to immigrate to the States illegally? Mexicans do it every day.

There must be some way for XM to take care of Mooch's visa problem. You described the current situation well. Mooch was great on the air and would be able to hold his own with Ron. Fez was also good on the air with Mooch. Good idea about Dave's new role. He is valuable but just messes up the show when he is on air too much.

[underdog]

There must be some way for XM to take care of Mooch's visa problem.

Fez is working on it.

It's been said a lot in the past, Earl's problem (and Fez's) is really Dave's dominance of the show. When Dave's not around, Earl gets back in that early XM groove, when he was hitting on all cylinders

I think you have Earl confused with someone else.

If you listen to the beginning XM best-ofs, whenever Earl is on the air, he's just as stuttering as now. And he speaks NPR softly.

[Chigworthy]

Fuck it, move the show to Ireland.

[Drunky McBetidont]

professional lazy bum?

sounds sophisticated,

[Fezticle98]

N-E-W...peas hode!

[Gritty]

Fez is working on it.



I think you have Earl confused with someone else.

If you listen to the beginning XM best-ofs, whenever Earl is on the air, he's just as stuttering as now. And he speaks NPR softly.

I don't know, I remember him being more coherent back then but I agree you could never call him aggressive. I remember the boys complimenting 'XM Earl' on how much better a job he was doing than 'NEW Earl', getting guests, running the occasional bit and hitting cues. This is going waaaay back to the first couple of months of the show before Dave started asserting himself on the air.

I think Dave's been rattling his cage for so long now that he's just a mess both as a producer, a supervisor, and as an on-the air personality.


Ah, what the hell do I know and who asked me anyway? Hey, I remember ordering a draught, barkeep. What, are you out of brew, or has that lobotomy finally taken hold?

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8673/barfly2mq7.jpg

[evil6]

Bring back Mooch and hire Lili. Both seem to get it what Ronny wants out of the show.

What should Earl do instead? Let him, like everyone else, figure that out when he receives his severence check.

I think Fez opens up more with Lili, and Mooch participating.

[Chigworthy]

I bet Harry was doing all that stuff and Earl just weaseled credit for it. Remember Fez's dvd gift to Ron debacle. Oh, Earl.

[IamPixie]

I like Earl. I think a lot of the criticism aimed at him has been too harsh and not fair. After the show today, however, I think he needs to go. Today's show was so weak. Ron didn't feel well and no one besides ESD helped out. Dave tried but he tried to make intelligent points and came off sounding like an idiot. I love Dave's characters, the guy is hilarious, and I am a big ESD fan but he is not good at carrying on an intelligent conversation with Ron. At least he tried. Fez...man, I don't know. I miss Fez and I know his problems are complicated. He also tried to step up a bit I think. The one person who didn't even make a half-ass attempt was Earl. He is a bright guy and I think he has interesting opinions on a lot of things. There is no reason he couldn't join in the conversation more today. He seems to not give a rat's ass about the show. He seriously needs to move on.


I better listen to today's show before I read this whole thing. Gd work!

But I agree with GVAC he needs to work in music format radio. It's clearly where his heart is. If not that, maybe sports. But definitely not talk.

[The Cammer]

It's been said a lot in the past, Earl's problem (and Fez's) is really Dave's dominance of the show. When Dave's not around, Earl gets back in that early XM groove, when he was hitting on all cylinders and R&F thought he was doing great, AND we get 'Fez-is-Back' Fez back. I like Dave and appreciate him stepping in to help while Fez wasn't back but really, he needs to spend more time in the producers booth or doing stunts on the O&A show or maybe getting out into the world and having adult experiences and growing up a bit. Having a family should help settle him down.

But for now, for whatever reason, he just intimidates both Earl and Fez when he's on the air. Unfortunately, he's just not bright enough to go toe to toe with Ron on anything other than sports and movies.

That said, they've got to get Mooch back on the show somehow. How hard can it be to immigrate to the States illegally? Mexicans do it every day.


I concour!:thumbup:

[TeeBone]

I think he's perfectly well suited at being the best fall-guy in the history of radio. that coupled with the fact that he isn't qualified to do anything else...

Well, I think he's good where he is. He will never progress in life but he's done well considering the obvious metal/physical handicaps.

[underdog]

But I agree with GVAC he needs to work in music format radio. It's clearly where his heart is. If not that, maybe sports. But definitely not talk.

He could only work in sports if they talked solely about the NY Yankees. He knows nothing of any other sport.

But he should really get a job at a Krock station. He'd fit in perfectly.

[MadMatt]

Earl could be captain if the Olympic F@#k-up Team. Well, maybe not the captain since he has zero leadership ability or drive.

I don't know the guy personally, but Earl sucks on the Ron & Fez show. He is an anchor dragging everybody on the show down.

[GreatAmericanZero]

he can be a tester for the lie detactors on that "Moment of truth" show. If he says something and the machine doesn't buzz that hes lying, you know the machine is broken

[Bowel]

It's been said a lot in the past, Earl's problem (and Fez's) is really Dave's dominance of the show. When Dave's not around, Earl gets back in that early XM groove, when he was hitting on all cylinders and R&F thought he was doing great, AND we get 'Fez-is-Back' Fez back. I like Dave and appreciate him stepping in to help while Fez wasn't back but really, he needs to spend more time in the producers booth or doing stunts on the O&A show or maybe getting out into the world and having adult experiences and growing up a bit. Having a family should help settle him down.

But for now, for whatever reason, he just intimidates both Earl and Fez when he's on the air. Unfortunately, he's just not bright enough to go toe to toe with Ron on anything other than sports and movies.

That said, they've got to get Mooch back on the show somehow. How hard can it be to immigrate to the States illegally? Mexicans do it every day.



Earl was never good on the show. He was always a problem for the show from the beginning when Harry Elvis was the co-producer. He didn't get along with him or the interns back in 2005. It got to the point where R&F had to choose between Harry and Earl ... they chose Earl and Earl continued to fuck up. Earl use to be praise for staying at work until late at night until R&F discovered that he was just hanging out there and not doing anything for the show. If fact, Earl use to be praised a lot in the beginning to give him confidence. I remember listening to shows where they would talk about how Earl would stutter and stammer when talking to the higher ups at XM and how he wasn't able to comunicate well with PR firms. He hasn't produced that many bits. In 2006, Earl basically quit as executive producer because he couldn't get anything R&F done that a producer should but still wanted to be part of the show. Earl never got along or was able to act as a go between with Wiki or anyone at XM in Washington. Earl never got along with any of his "staff."


Earl's basically a listener who now produces the show. He's just there for the ride.



You're right about Dave ... he's good when he could talk intelligently about a topic but is really bad when he doesn't know shit. Where Dave "screws things up" is that he picks up the slack when Earl and Fez don't do shit. And Earl and Fez are seizing this opportunity to not do shit. It's bullshit to blame Dave for Earl and Fez's lack of interest in the show.


As far as Dave "intimidating" Fez ... Fez better get use to it. Dave isn't that "intimidating" and there's more than enough room for Fez to work with Dave chiming in. Why can't Fez mock Dave like the Fez of old? IMO, Fez just isn't that into doing the show anymore and allows Dave and Ron to dominate the conversation. Maybe he lost confidence in adding his 2 cents or even interest in having a conversaton.


Dave seems to "dominates" because he's the only one bring anything to the table or to get the concept of "performing" when the show is on instead of wallowing in self-indulgence.

[nukinfuts]

Taste tester....for tomatoes or at a sperm bank.

[underdog]

Earl's basically a listener who now produces the show.

No, he's not. Listeners know the show.

[Sue_Bender]

Sometimes I'm shocked that Earl is so oblivious (or arrogant)...that he doesn't feel guilty for his perpetually lackluster performance.

[PapaBear]

Earl was never good on the show. He was always a problem for the show from the beginning when Harry Elvis was the co-producer. He didn't get along with him or the interns back in 2005. It got to the point where R&F had to choose between Harry and Earl ... they chose Earl
Where did you get this info? They sounded truly surprised when Harry quit. They said he would still be welcomed back to the show, if he decided to return. Everything they said on air indicated that, though Harry was basically a fuck up, his departure from the show was totally his own decision.

[Sheeplovr]

Where did you get this info? They sounded truly surprised when Harry quit. They said he would still be welcomed back to the show, if he decided to return. Everything they said on air indicated that, though Harry was basically a fuck up, his departure from the show was totally his own decision.

harry just didn't show up or call

[PapaBear]

harry just didn't show up or call
I'm pretty sure he sent word to someone (after the fact) that he wouldn't be coming back.

[Bowel]

Where did you get this info? They sounded truly surprised when Harry quit. They said he would still be welcomed back to the show, if he decided to return. Everything they said on air indicated that, though Harry was basically a fuck up, his departure from the show was totally his own decision.



I started listening to Ron & Fez around April or May of 2006. Around the beginning of 2007, a friend of sent me all the old XM shows that I didn't get to hear so I was listening to those shows after most of Earls failures as a producer have been exposed.


I'll try to grab a clip when Harry and Earl were arguing about Harry recieving the brunt of all the blame on the show and the entire behind-the-scene staff turned against Earl and agreed with Harry. Harry was complaining about the same stuff that Dave, Hicks, Pitzy, Lily etc. regarding Earl's lack of management skills.

Ron and Fez basically sided with Earl (giving Earl the benefit of the doubt) ... at one point Ronnie said that Earl was the hardest worker on the show and doesn't leave the studio until late at night (later it was discovered that Earl didn't work but just liked to hang out. It could be a bit but all those hours that Earl puts in hasn't really shown a lot of results.) :laugh:

I still haven't heard all those shows yet but I'll post some examples when I come across them. But Ron & Fez were definitely trying to give Earl a lot of support and to instill some confidence even though Earl would screw up. It seemed a lot of the blame when things went wrong were put on Harry's shoulders. AND I WOULD CRINGE when Earl would chime in and say that he'll have a talk to the staff about getting things done right ... and Ron & Fez would Thank Earl and not sacastically either. :wallbash:


Harry wasn't great either. He took things too serious and couldn't really understand the 'bits' and roll with them. I believe he had difficulty going to school and working on the show. But he definitely took a lot of blame for stuff that should have been directed at Earl. And without question, Ron and Fez goofed on him so much and kept asking him why he doesn't quit that I have to *suspect* they were trying to push him out. Much like I *suspect* they're trying to get Earl to quit (unfortunately Earl has no dignity.)

I think Earl's biggest contribution to the show during those shows was his "Right black at ya" catch-phrase that he tried to sell.

[Team_Ramrod]

Anybody else wanna go for that old bit?

Picture hanger.

Jeff stole my answer

[patrick187]

jizz mopper

[Boom Boom]

I think Earl would do well at teaching.

He could give lectures on how to get by with the least amount of effort. His outline would look like this:

1. Fake that your interested
2. Learn to blend into the backround
3. Blame it on whitey
4. Make false promises
5. Learn to sleep on your feet
6. When in doubt...lie

[ahhdurr]

manage Muni's plot

[donnie_darko]

he'd make a great wal-mart portrait photographer.

[RMPGP]

Earl would be great as a model for BBQ sauce bottles.

[midwestjeff]

shot glass.

[Boyzbigg]

bathroom attendant

[Hithead]

Earl couldn"t get a job as a slave.

[alabamatrucker]

Earl should move down to alabama and start dating these trailer trash white girls that like to date black guys. He would love it. Hell he might even find my exwife somewhere and hook up with her.:happy:

[lrrybyrd]

leading actor for shrek the fourth - live action edition

[Evad]

http://773podcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/weiner1.JPG


can Earl Drive?

[hereintheUK]

Anyone remember when Ealr quit the show to go to college?

[Dash77]

Earl could be a trash man...He's not to old for that is he?

[mrr0b0t0420]

Earl could be a shadow. Oh wait nvm....

[Serpico1103]

Anyone remember when Ealr quit the show to go to college?

Damn it. I forgot about that. Now I really hate him. I hate to say this, but it is Ron & Fez's fault. Earl is mildly retarded, so he can not be held responsible for acting like ... a mildly retarded producer. Ron & Fez need to fire him now! I hate that he gets a salary for ruining the show. Stay home Earl.

How about a noose tester?

[deliciousV]

I had a dream one time that Earl had gone into the military, then died by friendly fire, appearently there were lots of fans of R&F in the military who didn't want Earl to serve his time then return to the show. So I say he joins the military.

[patrick187]

male nurse?