Lord Jezo's first ever bachelor party - July 5th, Scotty's, Springfield, NJ

[LordJezo]

So who's in?

I will be married in about a month and it's time to go crazy. We are going to NJ's #1 hangout, Scotty's.

595 Morris Ave
Springfield, NJ 07081 (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&geocode=&q=scotty's&near=springfield,+nj&ie=UTF8&ll=40.78886,-74.31427&spn=0.562499,0.981903&z=10&iwloc=A)

It's is going to be one of the most wild afternoons I have ever seen.. the plans as they are now is to maybe drink a beer or two, get some cheese fries, and party until way after dinner time.

This could perhaps be the biggest board event of the current year, never before will you people witness such madness and debauchery.

[Tall_James]

At what point in the evening will the Sheepy-lookalike be jumping out of a cake?

[Yerdaddy]

I just bought stock in roofies and K-Y.

[A.J.]

I just bought stock in roofies and K-Y.

Yeah..."JUST".

[TheMojoPin]

I've had a NSFW glimpse into the horrible future where this party is taking place. (http://asstosass6.ytmnd.com/)

[bobrobot]

R U getting married in Second Life???

http://sergeandsumma.com/images/Our%20Wedding%20Cake.jpg

[LordJezo]

Maybe if someone brings a laptop to the bar I can have my bachelor party in there.

This is going to be huge, I am pretty excited to see how many people show up and participate in the festivities.

[JustJon]

Helps if you post a time for people to show up too, so they can fight the holiday shore traffic at the right time.

[Furtherman]

Yea, I'd certainly like to get on the road early to make this love fest.

[LordJezo]

Helps if you post a time for people to show up too, so they can fight the holiday shore traffic at the right time.

Oh.

Um, what time do these things normally start?

How about 4 PM? That way we can all get home in time for bed and the bar wont be too crowded.

There is a Taco Bell across the street so maybe we can have the after party there.

7-11 next door too so maybe Slurpees.

But no matter when it starts it is going to be off the chain, there will be more than one beer downed per person and there might even be a shot or two.

I am going out in style. It's going to be grand.

[LordJezo]

The planning for this is coming along quite well, I think we are getting ready for the ichiban of all bachelor parties.

I know it's going to be hard to wait until July 5th but trust us, it will be worth it.

[LordJezo]

So the party is in 4 days.

Anyone coming? I'll be lonely otherwise.