Spaghetti Spoon

[Boom Boom]

My mom used to hit me with the spaghetti spoon all the time. She broke it on me once, but I deserved it without a doubt. I was a brat, but I would never think of hitting back. Have any of you never been hit by your parents?

[A.J.]

Belt, wooden spoon, bare hand.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mr. Spoon was the name my mom gave to the childhood torture device

I had to pretend like the thing actually hurt, I sold it as painful, so my Dad wouldn't get the belt

[ANC]

Wooden Spoon, Spaghetti Spoon, a shoe, bare hand.. but only by mom. My never laid a hand on me but would get a psycho look and his voice would change and he only had to tell me or warn me once and only once.

[Furtherman]

Belt, wooden spoon, bare hand.

Yep.

And smacked across the ass with slippers.

Could have been worse... could have been shoes.

[RhinoinMN]

Belt, wooden spoon, bare hand.

me too. plus sticks or a switch.

[Boom Boom]

Mr. Spoon was the name my mom gave to the childhood torture device

I had to pretend like the thing actually hurt, I sold it as painful, so my Dad wouldn't get the belt
I wasn't too smart about that. I would mock my mom when she hit me with the spoon and my dad would come home and take over...then it hurt.

[weekapaugjz]

hand across the bare ass by my mom. i would start screaming "OW!" before she would even lay a hand on me.

[Heather 8]

My mom was all about the bitch slap. She thought spanking was too cruel. The fuck?!!

[jimmyolsenblues]

the down fall of the united states started when they said we could not hit our children.

[liverpunchspanky]

I have a kid, and watching the fat kid slap his mom makes me want to beat up my kid on principle.