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scottinnj
06-12-2008, 07:37 PM
The King of Beers, that is! (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080612170711.pfri8dda&show_article=1)

If these psuedo-nazi-commies change one thing with my Budweiser, it's WORLD WAR III!

Don't fuck with my beer, Europe!

DarkHippie
06-12-2008, 07:45 PM
They could only improve it

TooLowBrow
06-12-2008, 07:48 PM
another american company being bought up by 'u.s. dollar rich' foreigners

scottinnj
06-12-2008, 07:49 PM
They could only improve it

NOOOOOOOO! Don't mock the King of Beers like that! The King has mercy, but only so much. You will be punished if you continue with this heresy.

Save Budweiser Petition! (http://savebudweiser.com/)

topless_mike
06-12-2008, 08:17 PM
only hayseed and "square states" still drink bud.

ugh. i'd rather gargle hippo nut than drink a bud.

PigShitIrish
06-12-2008, 08:18 PM
The King of Beers, that is! (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080612170711.pfri8dda&show_article=1)

If these psuedo-nazi-commies change one thing with my Budweiser, it's WORLD WAR III!

Don't fuck with my beer, Europe!

No offense budday, but it is probably one of the most vile things ever to be past off as beer.

Budweiser = Mayo...., both are Satan's excretion.

topless_mike
06-12-2008, 08:18 PM
but i have to admit, i dont want this to go through.

bud is an american icon. losing this would just be another piece of what makes this country great.

fuck europe. and fuck the Busch family if they sell the company.

Marc with a c
06-12-2008, 08:24 PM
you come at the king you best not miss

Gvac
06-12-2008, 08:37 PM
No offense budday, but it is probably one of the most vile things ever to be past off as beer.

Budweiser = Mayo...., both are Satan's excretion.

PigShitIrish for President!

CruelCircus
06-12-2008, 10:36 PM
NOOOOOOOO! Don't mock the King of Beers like that! The King has mercy, but only so much. You will be punished if you continue with this heresy.


Dude. It's made with rice.
Who the FUCK makes beer with rice?!?!

joethebartender
06-12-2008, 10:42 PM
Dude. It's made with rice.
Who the FUCK makes beer with rice?!?!

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5990/geishaandbeerhz2.jpg

joethebartender
06-12-2008, 10:50 PM
The King of Beers, that is! (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080612170711.pfri8dda&show_article=1)

If these psuedo-nazi-commies change one thing with my Budweiser, it's WORLD WAR III!

Don't fuck with my beer, Europe!

Yeah, don't fuck with your beer! Wait...huh???

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A.J.
06-13-2008, 04:05 AM
only hayseed and "square states" still drink bud.

ugh. i'd rather gargle hippo nut than drink a bud.

No offense budday, but it is probably one of the most vile things ever to be past off as beer.

Budweiser = Mayo...., both are Satan's excretion.

PigShitIrish for President!

:nono:

Dougie Brootal
06-13-2008, 05:36 AM
InBev, which already owns leading brands such as Stella Artois, Beck's, Leffe and Brahma...,

please god let them fuck with budweisers taste!

RhinoinMN
06-13-2008, 05:40 AM
please god let them fuck with budweisers taste!

If they can make bud taste like Stella for the same price as Bud, I'm all for it.

topless_mike
06-13-2008, 05:52 AM
check out the beginnings of " Budvar"

Recyclerz
06-13-2008, 06:28 AM
If they can make bud taste like Stella for the same price as Bud, I'm all for it.

Second.


And Miller & Coors are already owned by furriners.

Freakshow
06-13-2008, 06:32 AM
If they can make bud taste like Stella for the same price as Bud, I'm all for it.

Stella is the Belgian Budweiser...

TheMojoPin
06-13-2008, 06:57 AM
Maybe if it's made by Count von Budveiser it won't taste like taint sweat.

All of the major American beers stink. We should be ashamed over our big contributions to the world of beer.

foodcourtdruide
06-13-2008, 07:04 AM
Maybe if it's made by Count von Budveiser it won't taste like taint sweat.

All of the major American beers stink. We should be ashamed over our big contributions to the world of beer.

I agree and I hate when people over-hype a microbrewery.

I can't tell you how many times I've gone to bars and been convinced to try the shitty local microbrew. I personally prefer Czech beer.

DarkHippie
06-13-2008, 07:15 AM
Maybe if it's made by Count von Budveiser it won't taste like taint sweat.

All of the major American beers stink. We should be ashamed over our big contributions to the world of beer.

I disagree. JW Dundees Honey Brown is the best beer in the world

paracetamol flanders
06-13-2008, 07:26 AM
I personally prefer Czech beer.

US Budweiser is the LARRY King of beers: overrated, stale and stinks of old man. The Budweiser in the Czech Republic shocked me. Same can, but tasted the exact opposite of a pantsless Saturday afternoon on a tractor mower.

RhinoinMN
06-13-2008, 07:32 AM
Stella is the Belgian Budweiser...

Agreed, but I can't put back a dozen of the Belgian beers that you drink. Its all about quantity for me.

TheMojoPin
06-13-2008, 07:44 AM
I disagree. JW Dundees Honey Brown is the best beer in the world

MAJOR beers. BIG contributions to the beer world.

There are plenty of smaller American brews I like, but our globally known "big" beers are all shit and embarassing.

TheMojoPin
06-13-2008, 07:45 AM
Agreed, but I can't put back a dozen of the Belgian beers that you drink. Its all about quantity for me.

Stella being their Budweiser makes Budweiser look even worse. I'd drink a thousand Stellas before being forced to down one vile Budweiser. We should dream that our "shittiest" beer would be so much better than what we currently have.

PD
06-13-2008, 09:04 AM
Agreed, but I can't put back a dozen of the Belgian beers that you drink. Its all about quantity for me.

cheap beer? go for
http://www.phillyburbs.com/beer/images/yuengling.jpg

personally I usually prefer a couple of good beers to a six pack of crap.

DarkHippie
06-13-2008, 09:23 AM
MAJOR beers. BIG contributions to the beer world.

There are plenty of smaller American brews I like, but our globally known "big" beers are all shit and embarassing.

They are pretty big. they also make Ginny Cream

TheMojoPin
06-13-2008, 09:47 AM
They are pretty big. they also make Ginny Cream

My point is that they're nowhere near the level of international recognition and reputation like we're talking about here. Not even close.

PhishHead
06-13-2008, 09:50 AM
you come at the king you best not miss

how did everyone miss this great reference??

Marc needs more praise for his greatness. :thumbup:

scottinnj
06-13-2008, 05:16 PM
If they can make bud taste like Stella for the same price as Bud, I'm all for it.

Ugh, that's the cattle piss they send here to America. Just like Heinekin, these fuckers send over the skunkiest shittiest beer and all you "nancy-fancies" drink it up like it was something special.

Go to Europe drink the stuff they have on tap, and you'll never drink the imported acid rain they pawn off as beer ever again.

scottinnj
06-13-2008, 05:20 PM
There are plenty of smaller American brews I like, but our globally known "big" beers are all shit and embarassing.


God is watching you Mojo, watch what you say about His nectar, Budweiser.

Tall_James
06-13-2008, 05:23 PM
God is watching you Mojo, watch what you say about His nectar, Budweiser.

I have a buddy who only drinks Bud. I keep that swill in the basement fridge and only take it out when he comes over.

I'll only open a Bud can to jam it up a chicken's ass before I put it on the grill.

http://www.bfeedme.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Beer%20Can%20Chicken.jpg

scottinnj
06-13-2008, 05:29 PM
I have a buddy who only drinks Bud. I keep that swill in the basement fridge and only take it out when he comes over.

I'll only open a Bud can to jam it up a chicken's ass before I put it on the grill.

http://www.bfeedme.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Beer%20Can%20Chicken.jpg

So, what you are saying is.....you like Budweiser? But hey, you're personal life is none of my business.

Tall_James
06-13-2008, 05:30 PM
So, what you are saying is.....you like Budweiser?

No, what I'm saying is that Budweiser is only good for ramming up a chicken's ass.

scottinnj
06-13-2008, 05:34 PM
No, what I'm saying is that Budweiser is only good for ramming up a chicken's ass.

:clap: :lol:

DarkHippie
06-13-2008, 06:04 PM
No, what I'm saying is that Budweiser is only good for ramming up a chicken's ass.

A bottle would require less lube

Freakshow
06-13-2008, 06:11 PM
i saw the follow that food about belgian beers and they only export they green bottle stella. in belgium they have brown bottle stella. i bet it's way better.

that show was the first place i saw kwak also.

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 06:47 PM
how did everyone miss this great reference??

Marc needs more praise for his greatness. :thumbup:

mod quote?

epo
06-13-2008, 07:57 PM
Ugh, that's the cattle piss they send here to America. Just like Heinekin, these fuckers send over the skunkiest shittiest beer and all you "nancy-fancies" drink it up like it was something special.

Go to Europe drink the stuff they have on tap, and you'll never drink the imported acid rain they pawn off as beer ever again.

Shh...don't tell anyone, but a fresh Heineken on draught can be fucking amazing. But please make sure the barrel is fresh.

scottinnj
06-13-2008, 08:06 PM
Oh epo, you have got to drink some German Christmas beer. It's awesome! They take barrels that just got used for Octoberfest, scrape the insides down of whatever is left in the barrel, then refill it with fresh beer, and then bring it to market right before Christmas.

Heaven I tell you, Heaven.

Recyclerz
07-11-2008, 01:20 PM
$65 per share: " Fuck you foreigners. America ain't for sale."

$70 per share: "Ma Cherie, we shall make such beautiful fermentation together."

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/12/business/worldbusiness/12beer.html?hp

Money does make the world go 'round.

Zorro
07-11-2008, 04:45 PM
It's funny no one drinks the King, but it's the world's best selling beer...

pennington
07-11-2008, 04:48 PM
It's funny no one drinks the King, but it's the world's best selling beer...

It's like that old Yogi Berra quote about a restaurant he used to frequent, "No one goes there anymore, it's too busy".

Zorro
07-13-2008, 05:33 PM
http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/080713/anheuser_inbev.html?.v=1