View Full Version : R. Kelly - Not guilty!
Servo
06-13-2008, 11:36 AM
Acquitted on all 14 counts (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25145335/)
TheMojoPin
06-13-2008, 11:38 AM
SMELLZ YES.
Suck it, fools. A man wants to pee, he's gonna pee.
Snoogans
06-13-2008, 11:38 AM
I can't wait for the next album. R Kelly drops hits
TheGameHHH
06-13-2008, 11:39 AM
theres literally video of this guy pissing on a minor, sweet.
i cant wait till im rich and famous, im doing all sorts of illegal stuff
Servo
06-13-2008, 11:40 AM
http://www.sho.com/site/itv/itv-assets/122607/122607_01_272w.jpg
"How you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?"
I'm just going to quote myself from the Tim Russert thread:
Holy shit...
I don't know why it's so shocking but it is.
SatCam
06-13-2008, 11:49 AM
This is the greatest day of my life
FUNKMAN
06-13-2008, 11:52 AM
he's coming out with a new song: " I-P-P " Yeah You Know Me "
King Hippos Bandaid
06-13-2008, 12:24 PM
I bet the District Attorney is "piss"ed off
Boyzbigg
06-13-2008, 12:30 PM
:thumbdown:This doesn't surprise me at all:thumbdown:
mildly amusing
06-13-2008, 01:02 PM
He's gonna be on the cover of issue 8, volume 23 of Piss Drinkers magazine....
JPMNICK
06-13-2008, 01:07 PM
ITS CAUSE HE IS RICH AND WHITE......
oh.....
i mean just rich
a team of good lawyers got him off this. crazy to think video evidence means nothing sometimes.
jauble
06-13-2008, 01:12 PM
I guess the case really went straight on to the minors face...I mean in the toilet.
boo
Kit the Eskimo
06-13-2008, 01:14 PM
drip drip drip
Kevin
06-13-2008, 01:14 PM
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Boyzbigg
06-13-2008, 01:17 PM
from what was reported in the news they had him dead to rights,witnesses and all
FUNKMAN
06-13-2008, 01:19 PM
pretty demeaning for the victim when they scraped her face for kelly's dna
Hottub
06-13-2008, 01:24 PM
I love America!
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lleeder
06-13-2008, 02:35 PM
pretty demeaning for the victim when they scraped her face for kelly's dna
Kobe's victim had to have her asshole scraped for dna thats gotta be worse.
Hottub
06-13-2008, 02:35 PM
Kobe's victim had to have her asshole scraped for dna thats gotta be worse.
Hottest post EVER!
torker
06-13-2008, 02:48 PM
You don't have to be a wiz to have seen this coming.
scottinnj
06-13-2008, 05:26 PM
I guess the prosecutor must have pissed off the jury.
Wakka! Wakka!
It took the jury only 3 hours to deliberate the case. Must have drank a lot of water before going into the jury room. Get it, they had to pee reeeeeeaaaaaal bad!
I'm here all week folks, so thank God it's Friday! :clap:
scottinnj
06-13-2008, 05:27 PM
Oh and by the way, R. Kelley is a piece of shit and the jury panelists are dullards.
FUNKMAN
06-13-2008, 09:24 PM
You don't have to be a wiz to have seen this coming.
urine a league of your own...
I wonder if they will leak any of the testimony.
Dougie Brootal
06-14-2008, 01:26 PM
I love America!
whats the greatest nation in the world??
urination!:smoke:
Gmann
06-14-2008, 02:02 PM
That actually made me laugh really loud.
Im ashamed of myself now.
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