O&A Listening Thread for week ending 6/20/08

[ralphbxny]

I LOVE Bob Kelly!!

[KingGeno]

Poop.

[KingGeno]

You beat me by a minute.

Your pain.....will be legendary.

[Boyzbigg]

was that Dane that just called Bobby:unsure:

[biggestmexi]

that other listening thread was i must say :thumbdown: j/k

but the caller and bob going at it was hilariuos.:thumbup:

[Boyzbigg]

fan, I thought that was Dane?:dry:

[Heather 8]

Ant, stop pretending you give a fuck about the "little people." We know, you're pissed off about the prospect of having to pay your fair share, we get it.

[KingGeno]

I can't stand when people talk about not liking kids. WE GET IT. STFU already. Sometimes they even joke about "well, if she gets pregnant that is what a boot is for...har har." Ugh.

[MisterSmith]

wow, Earl sucks on every show he does. I can't believe O&A just wasted their time with him. Earl gave them nothing.

[RhinoinMN]

Bob Kelly and a caller calling each other fat faggots for 5 minutes is riveting.

[DolaMight]

Bob Kelly seemed like he had beef with Jay Mohr, wasn't talking, wouldn't laugh at any of Jay's side splitters and just seemed annoyed when when Jay gave him the title of his new book "When I Get Fatter, Why Does My Head Get Smaller?".

Go figure. He really does have a disproportionately sized human head.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I hung around a while and watched the credits. I thought for sure with the global warming TWIST that Al Gore's name would pop up as producer.

[celery]

Ant, stop pretending you give a fuck about the "little people." We know, you're pissed off about the prospect of having to pay your fair share, we get it.

No kidding, Ant's been pissing me off more and more as the weeks go by. You'd think he calm with the insane driving after getting pulled the first time. His excuse - "The Shelby's a fast car that NEEDS to be driven fast" . He deserves to do jail time or at least have his license taken away. Enough with the PBA card bullshit - grow up and obey the public safety laws like everyone else.

[MadMatt]

No kidding, Ant's been pissing me off more and more as the weeks go by. You'd think he calm with the insane driving after getting pulled the first time. His excuse - "The Shelby's a fast car that NEEDS to be driven fast" . He deserves to do jail time or at least have his license taken away. Enough with the PBA card bullshit - grow up and obey the public safety laws like everyone else.

I have to agree with you on this - although I say take the license and not jail time. Ant is acting VERY irresponsibly and could end up hurting himself or others. I also get the feeling he thinks he is above the law since he is buddies with Keith (and other officers).

[walking joint]

have i mentioned how much funnier Opie has been recently. i'll do so again now. simple line, but it cracked me up today. when Anthony was telling the pulled over story and said the cop took all his cards and gave him the warning and Opie said thats when you say to the cop "ooooh" was great. not sure why i even laughed as hard as i did this morning, but i'm finding it just as funny now. he used to just let Anthony go with his rants, but he is all over him these days. its fun to listen to.

[biggie]

No kidding, Ant's been pissing me off more and more as the weeks go by. You'd think he calm with the insane driving after getting pulled the first time. His excuse - "The Shelby's a fast car that NEEDS to be driven fast" . He deserves to do jail time or at least have his license taken away. Enough with the PBA card bullshit - grow up and obey the public safety laws like everyone else.

Relax. You don't do jail time for speeding. If something sad and/or tragic happens then jail time will be warranted. Chill out.

[celery]

I have to agree with you on this - although I say take the license and not jail time. Ant is acting VERY irresponsibly and could end up hurting himself or others. I also get the feeling he thinks he is above the law since he is buddies with Keith (and other officers).

Exactly, and this all comes from a guy who complains about others' sense of entitlement. I'm not saying lock him up forever, but I'd like him to do 24 hours. He was going 40 OVER and it didn't seem to slow him down, as he was busted again a month later.

Like I said, the guy's almost 50 years old and should grow the fuck up.

[ANC]

I caught this on HBO On Demand and it was hilarious! I recommend anyone to watch this.

[ANC]

This song is awful, but I can't stop laughing! :lol:

[ralphbxny]

I want to hear Jill say," I would like to thank my guy Anthony Cumia, Dawn's Brother!"

[ANC]

Anthony kills me with the Old Timey bits...:lol:

[IamFogHat]

Why is the replay playing something from last week:furious:

[hexy68]

Why is the replay playing something from last week:furious:

is this last fridays replay?

[IamFogHat]

is this last fridays replay?

No, it's been all from this morning until this segment, what the fuck?! I didn't hear this part of the show. I blame ERock.

[celery]

have i mentioned how much funnier Opie has been recently. i'll do so again now. simple line, but it cracked me up today. when Anthony was telling the pulled over story and said the cop took all his cards and gave him the warning and Opie said thats when you say to the cop "ooooh" was great. not sure why i even laughed as hard as i did this morning, but i'm finding it just as funny now. he used to just let Anthony go with his rants, but he is all over him these days. its fun to listen to.

Opie's "regular guy funny". He doesn't do impressions and isn't terribly witty, but his delivery is great and he says things that nobody else has the balls to say. He usually has one or two lines a day that crack me up. Opie's the man, and in contrast to Ant, has actually become more sane over the years.

[danner1515]

Is it just me or does it seem like they have a UFC fighter on every week now?

[ANC]

Yeah I noticed that too. I usually tune out. I have zero interest in Ultimate Fighting.

[MadMatt]

It was actually a good interview with Dana White (UFC), but now they are talking to a porn chick. I really HATE when they talk to these vapid whores.

Time to flip channels until they move on I guess.

[KnoxHarrington]

It was actually a good interview with Dana White (UFC), but now they are talking to a porn chick. I really HATE when they talk to these vapid whores.

Time to flip channels until they move on I guess.

I find as time goes along, I feel more and more conflicted about porn. I mean, I love to jack, don't get me wrong, but it just seems like I find it harder to overlook the sleaze of it.

I'm really more into amateur stuff now.

[danner1515]

It was actually a good interview with Dana White (UFC), but now they are talking to a porn chick. I really HATE when they talk to these vapid whores.

Time to flip channels until they move on I guess.

Its shows like this that confirm my belief that O&A, aside from comedians, are at their best without guests.

[OGC]

It was actually a good interview with Dana White (UFC), but now they are talking to a porn chick. I really HATE when they talk to these vapid whores.

Time to flip channels until they move on I guess.

Darn, I missed the porn chick interview today. That'll teach me to flip to another channel while the ufc interview of the week is on. :glurps:

[hexy68]

she sounds like she's doing the blow :annoyed:

[JerseyJew]

There really is no reason to talk to porn stars, what interesting things can they possibly say anymore? Same with the UFC fighters.

[MadMatt]

Darn, I missed the porn chick interview today. That'll teach me to flip to another channel while the ufc interview of the week is on. :glurps:

:lol: Ha! :lol:

[OGC]

There really is no reason to talk to porn stars, what interesting things can they possibly say anymore? Same with the UFC fighters.

I will say that it can be funny to hear how vapid they can be, but it wears thin quickly.

[KnoxHarrington]

Its shows like this that confirm my belief that O&A, aside from comedians, are at their best without guests.


Yeah, but they don't treat comedians, at least the ones in regular rotation, as guests. They're treated as members if the show.

[danner1515]

Yeah, but they don't treat comedians, at least the ones in regular rotation, as guests. They're treated as members if the show.

Yeah, I can't wait to hear them pretend to be excited about The Love Guru when they get Mike Myers in the studio.

[JerseyJew]

I will say that it can be funny to hear how vapid they can be, but it wears thin quickly.

I mean Jimmy was just saying how irrelevant porn movies are nowadays so why waste our time.

[OGC]

Yeah, I can't wait to hear them pretend to be excited about The Love Guru when they get Mike Myers in the studio.

Yup, and at the end of the interview Opie will say "we had fun today. Hey Mike, will you come back and be our friend now ?"

[hexy68]

Yeah, I can't wait to hear them pretend to be excited about The Love Guru when they get Mike Myers in the studio.

Opie..."Yea Mike they're telling us you have to go..."

[JerseyJew]

Opie..."Yea Mike they're telling us you have to go..."

But we all know he's going to cancel at the last minute, just like Will Ferrell

[KnoxHarrington]

The ads for The Love Guru don't just not make me laugh, they actually anger me.

[JerseyJew]

The Love Guru is going to be so bad, Jessica Alba (as much as I would punch my wife in the face just to sniff her hair) is movie death.

[Edwin]

Pat is going to have the time of his life. If she doesn't back out.

[JerseyJew]

Ugh! She's going to be in again tomorrow?

[RhinoinMN]

Joe Buck sucks. He's the douche who defined "false outrage" when Randy Moss fake mooned the Packer fans.

[ralphbxny]

Lisa Sparxxx is back!!

[KingGeno]

Lisa Sparxxxx is complete garbage, is a fat crumb, and is terrible radio.

[DolaMight]

can someone from home post a sfw pic of her. I don't even want to attempt putting sparxxx into google here.

from the sound of her voice this is what I imagine she looks like:
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-18159766.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B223E68FC-7A33-454A-9931-927AB03A379B%7D

[IMSlacker]

Lisa Sparxxx is back!!

I haven't seen a picture of her, but her voice sounds like Courtney Love, so that's what I imagine she looks like.

[Servo]

can someone from home post a sfw pic of her. I don't even want to attempt putting sparxxx into google here.

The pic on her wikipedia is SFW - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Sparxxx

[KingGeno]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Lisa_Sparxxx.jpg

Fatter right now though.

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/sign.jpg

[DolaMight]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Lisa_Sparxxx.jpg

Fatter right now though.

nice country jeans on her.

better looking then I thought, cream pie jones might be gay.

[ralphbxny]

I love it!! GO PATS!!!

[KingGeno]

nice country jeans on her.

Country indeed.

Pat from Moonachie is so great in-studio. :lol:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Pat's got blue undies. HAHHAHAHHA

[IMSlacker]

Ha! Lynard Skynard! Pat's great!

[Servo]

Uh-oh... a little FFM threesome action coming on? :ohmy:

[hexy68]

her stats say 160lbs...the scale must be busted

[ralphbxny]

Fuckin Patty is being the most unsexy person ever!!

[ralphbxny]

Got caught in the pool Vac!!

[ralphbxny]

Uh-oh... a little FFM threesome action coming on? :ohmy:

Good call!

[KingGeno]

Per Opie, the goal of the show is to have a threesome in-studio: Pat from Moonachie, Patti, and Lisa.

Or as it looks in my head: Circus Freak Show Orgy

[ralphbxny]

She has the Turd cutter of an Angel!!! Fuckin Pat!

[Servo]

Good call!

I wish I was wrong!

I love how Pat is crackin' Otto up.

[hexy68]

She has the Turd cutter of an Angel!!! Fuckin Pat!

Pat's a real charmer :happy:

[KingGeno]

PfM needs to shut up and enjoy the bj. haha

[IMSlacker]

They need Soundboard Fez.

[OGC]

I am torn, I love listening to the Pat from Moonachie, but this woman's voice is so annoying.

[MadMatt]

I am torn, I love listening to the Pat from Moonachie, but this woman's voice is so annoying.


Seriously - Pat is one funny guy, but this porn chick is horrible on the radio (as most are).

I think her picture is really cute though. :smile:

[Servo]

Holy shit, Otto knocks one outta the park.

[OGC]

Holy shit, Otto knocks one outta the park.

"Tor Johnson bobbing for gonorrhea."

:thumbup:

[hexy68]

i can't believe those homos at XM Washington are letting this go on

[ralphbxny]

Patty is making this the most unsexy moment ever.

[ralphbxny]

I graduated cum loud!!

[DolaMight]

i can't believe those homos at XM Washington are letting this go on

yeah, when did hetro become ok? unless this is just theater of the mind.

[KingGeno]

Pat got Lisa to cum! GO PAT!

[DolaMight]

it's amazing how jimmy's "we get it" is used and abused by every single person involed with the o&a show.

I can understand, I use it constantly and can't stop myself.

[StupidGirlllll]

What does lisa sparks look like? She sounds like a truck driver?

[Baby DEW Year]

it's amazing how jimmy's "we get it" is used and abused by every single person involed with the o&a show.

I can understand, I use it constantly and can't stop myself.

"Allllllllright"

[DolaMight]

What does lisa sparks look like? She sounds like a truck driver?

see page three

[RAAMONE]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Lisa_Sparxxx.jpg

Fatter right now though.

i think shes sexy...i like a little chubby on a girl (just a little) not into skinny chicks

[ralphbxny]

Patty is going to stop Pat from blowing a load! Shut her mouth!

[RAAMONE]

it's amazing how jimmy's "we get it" is used and abused by every single person involed with the o&a show.



is it

[hexy68]

stalker patty has the sexuality of dead trout

[RAAMONE]

stalker patty has the sexuality of dead trout

and the smell

[KnoxHarrington]

I might turn asexual listening to this. I don't know if I want anything to do with this sort of thing anymore.

[hexy68]

PFM hasn't spludged yet???

[hexy68]

well that was anticlimatic :huh:

[Boyzbigg]

Awkward!

[OGC]

Patty fingering Little Jimmy's ass should be good.

wanna take bets whether she actually goes through with it ?

[Servo]

I fuckin' knew it! I knew he was gonna blast one at her!

[hexy68]

patty = comedy cancer

[ralphbxny]

Congrats Pat from Moonachie!!

[Servo]

patty = comedy cancer

Sometimes I wonder if she even gets the humor of the show.

[ralphbxny]

i think shes sexy...i like a little chubby on a girl (just a little) not into skinny chicks

I agree my friend!! I agree!

[KnoxHarrington]

Patti on O&A has the vibe of the "slow" girl who's wandered into a bunch of football players hanging out. You know something bad is going to happen.

[hexy68]

I agree my friend!! I agree!

so no interest guys?...

http://www.albany.edu/~cs1461/CSskinny2.jpg

[ralphbxny]

so no interest guys?...

http://www.albany.edu/~cs1461/CSskinny2.jpg

I aint going to turn her away either. What am I an Ingrate?!?

[KnoxHarrington]

This is just horrible, and not funny in any way.

[boobieman]

Pat Fuckin Rules....


Seeyaaaayyyyaaa

[danner1515]

God, they totally would have shaved her head if she hadn't started crying. As annoying as she can be, the head shaving bit was just cruel.

[Boyzbigg]

Pat the Gunslinger

[TjM]

i think shes sexy...i like a little chubby on a girl (just a little) not into skinny chicks

x2

[MasterSoySauce]

listening to the replay, i like the music talk then their stupid egos and insecurities get in the way and they have to put the guy who complains on the air. its annoying.

[hexy68]

creampie jones and....

[underdog]

Pat is fucking hysterical. God damn.

[Edwin]

Pat is fucking hysterical. God damn.

Pat was insanely funny today. I know there is a lot of hate for the show today, but I thought it was funny as hell. So many great lines.

[underdog]

Pat was insanely funny today. I know there is a lot of hate for the show today, but I thought it was funny as hell. So many great lines.

The only hate I had for the show today was Stalker Patty, but I just think she's radio cancer. It sounds like Jim and especially Anthony think so, too, but Opie (and Ron for some reason) keep forcing her on us.

[Heather 8]

Wow, Mike Myers didn't blow them off. Interview going on now, they're talking about "stupid" Colin Quinn.

[Friday]

he could have had the Seth Green role.... what a poophead!

[chili]

The only hate I had for the show today was Stalker Patty, but I just think she's radio cancer. It sounds like Jim and especially Anthony think so, too, but Opie (and Ron for some reason) keep forcing her on us.

totally agree. two people make me want to turn the radio off instantly - Patty (Patti?) and Bobo.

[ANC]

he could have had the Seth Green role.... what a poophead!

:lol: That actually surprised me, Colin strikes me as having a good eye for great opportunities..

[ralphbxny]

Who was it that did the interview? Sounds like a sober Farrell.

Cant wait to see Stephen Tonight at Summer stage with Mike Bribiglia!!!

GOOD TIMES!!!

[Heather 8]

Who was it that did the interview? Sounds like a sober Farrell.


HowcanIbethemanwhenyerbanginJillNicoliniSHAKEITUP! !!!

[Sue_Bender]

totally agree. two people make me want to turn the radio off instantly - Patty (Patti?) and Bobo.

Bobo?! Bullshit.

He's the least intrusive listener/radio guests there are.

He never talks over the hosts, and offers good-hearted laughter.

[hexy68]

great to hear stephen lynch again!...just rewatched his dvd last week... :laugh:

[chili]

Bobo?! Bullshit.

He's the least intrusive listener/radio guests there are.

He never talks over the hosts, and offers good-hearted laughter.

Bobo is a sweetheart and has great radio etiquette, that's not my beef. And I have absolutely nothing personal against him, he seems like a wonderful person. I don't like him on the radio and I don't like his songs. Just my hangup, not making a judgment call about Pope Bobo.

[KingGeno]

Creampie Jones freaks out, takes a day off of work, and gets sick cuz he was offered a blowjob from Slutzilla.

Yet, he is ready and willing to have Dr. Steve's fingers up his fartbox? Hmm...

[Sue_Bender]

Bobo is a sweetheart and has great radio etiquette, that's not my beef. And I have absolutely nothing personal against him, he seems like a wonderful person. I don't like him on the radio and I don't like his songs. Just my hangup, not making a judgment call about Pope Bobo.

Well...then...alright.

I apologize for my swift reply.

Good times.

Ouch.

[OGC]

Oh great, they are going to have another porn star on today. 3 days in a row.

whooopieeee

[MadMatt]

Anybody have a recording of Jimmy's questions for Meatloaf - the bit they played during the transition from FM to XM?

I missed that show the first time around and only got to hear part of it today. Funny as hell though! :thumbup:

And BOBO Rules!!!

[hexy68]

Oh great, they are going to have another porn star on today. 3 days in a row.

whooopieeee

at least Bree is a hot piece of ass!

[RAAMONE]

at least Bree is a hot piece of ass!

i dont get how people think lisa sparxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx is not hot

[Servo]

at least Bree is a hot piece of ass!

yeah, especially compared to Lisa Sparxxx. no comparison.

[RAAMONE]

haha...tippy tom just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired anthony

[hexy68]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Bree_Olson.JPG/220px-Bree_Olson.JPG

[OGC]

i dont get how people think lisa sparxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx is not hot

Hot doesn't really translate so well on the radio.

[KingGeno]

Bree: "I'm not good at lapdances, can I just blow him or something?"

Love this gal.

[ralphbxny]

This is the most unsexy thing ever with Tom and the fuckin background noise!!

[ANC]

Just tuned in, who's with Bree?

EDIT - Just heard it..

[Boyzbigg]

she's a good egg

[hexy68]

tippy tom chiming in kinda breaks the mood :wacko:

[hexy68]

Just tuned in, who's with Bree?

creampie jones

[KingGeno]

She is smoking, and just took a batch like a good girl. Excellent.

[Baby DEW Year]

TOM! :clap: Good for him. :thumbup:

[hexy68]

all star show today! Ant who? :laugh:

[hexy68]

http://www.galeriashqiptare.net/albums/userpics/10063/Bree_Olson2.jpg

[RAAMONE]

haha bree...what a great way to say goodbye

"i love you...i would suck all your cocks all day"

[Edwin]

Todays show has been great. Damned hysterical.

[ralphbxny]

Very Sexy....Dr. Steve is an animal!

[ralphbxny]

I bet Big A stops stuttering!

[Edwin]

I missed some of it...where did anthony go?

[Heather 8]

I missed some of it...where did anthony go?

To the Bahamas.

[ralphbxny]

Will you rotate a little bit!!! TIPPY TOM IS FUCKIN HYSTERICAL!!

[hexy68]

Will you rotate a little bit!!! TIPPY TOM IS FUCKIN HYSTERICAL!!

LOTD!! :clap:

[Edwin]

I missed a lot of the middle, but today was great. The copied songs, Mike Meyers, Bree, Tippy, Dr Steve...all that and Norton was off his ass today.

[underdog]

I missed some of it...where did anthony go?

To the Bahamas.

You know what's sad? The only reason Anthony is able to land someone like Jill and be able to jet off to The Bahamas is because of the radio show. Yet, he's perfectly willing to just screw the radio show to do it.

He really is becoming Howard.