Is this funny to anyone else or do I laugh too easily at my own jokes?

[utriculus!]

I am currently wearing underpants that are plagued with a few holes. When asked why I was adjusting myself so blatantly, I explained the aforementioned hole situation and described myself as having "Threading Issues".



Is the term "threading issues" NEARLY as hilarious to anyone else as it is to me?

Or am I just a fucking self absorbed retard?


I'm guessing the latter.

[RAAMONE]

i guess its kinda funny that you started a thread about threading issues

i dont know...maybe not

[utriculus!]

Also there is a chance that that only makes sense to me, so to explain further I mean "threading my cock through the holes", not that my threads are damaged.

[JPMNICK]

I am currently wearing underpants that are plagued with a few holes. When asked why I was adjusting myself so blatantly, I explained the aforementioned hole situation and described myself as having "Threading Issues".



Is the term "threading issues" NEARLY as hilarious to anyone else as it is to me?

Or am I just a fucking self absorbed retard?


I'm guessing the latter.

it would be funny if you worked as a software engineer on multi-threaded applications.

other then that, not at all

and even then it would not really be all that funny

[King Hippos Bandaid]

queue the fail pictures

[walking joint]

it is not close to funny. i'm actually annoyed by it now.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

and yes I voted yeah to fuck up the poll

100% is a PIPE DREAM

[donnie_darko]

yes, the fact that you compare the size of your cock to threading a needle is hilarious, but more in a "i'm laughing at your tiny cock" sense.

[utriculus!]

Hmmm.

Another stepping stone to my ascension to complete egomaniacal breakdown.

[utriculus!]

yes, the fact that you compare the size of your cock to threading a needle is hilarious, but more in a "i'm laughing at your tiny cock" sense.

You seem to have mistaken the crux of my analogy. :(

[ANC]

I am currently wearing underpants that are plagued with a few holes. When asked why I was adjusting myself so blatantly, I explained the aforementioned hole situation and described myself as having "Threading Issues".



Is the term "threading issues" NEARLY as hilarious to anyone else as it is to me?

Or am I just a fucking self absorbed retard?


I'm guessing the latter.

But the real question is, are you playing Offal Jim-Jam Cock or Ball?

[FUNKMAN]

i dreaded opening this thread... it was threadful and dreadful

[sr71blackbird]

http://media.g4tv.com/images/blog/2007/12/06/633325462873135493.jpg

[topless_mike]

http://members.cox.net/swaddell/pics/ike_where_this_thread_is_going-vi.jpg

[ralphbxny]

(Maxwell Voice) Not Funny!

[BlackSpider]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/thread-delivers.jpg

[Furtherman]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail-boat-showingsailboat.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

http://home.cogeco.ca/~mbilodeau/fail.jpg

[Furtherman]

That's a great one Rhino!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

[utriculus!]

I still maintain that this term is not only hilarious, but universally identifiable, and therefore important.

Shame on you all for not recognizing the inherent genius present in assigning names to day-to-day cock malfunctions.

[BlackSpider]

I think this is the guy that does all of ESD's ink.


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/epic-failure08.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I still maintain that this term is not only hilarious, but universally identifiable, and therefore important.

Shame on you all for not recognizing the inherent genius present in assigning names to day-to-day cock malfunctions.

I read it again and I think your right.
http://daniel.evilsizors.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jkfailcb4.jpg

[utriculus!]

No, no, that's not right at all. Not correct in the least.



And I'm definitely not arbitrarily trolling to increase my post count.

[utriculus!]

Clearly not.

[underdog]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-helicopter-ride1.jpg

[utriculus!]

Seriously, I am very adamant about the authenticity of my insistence that Cock Threading is hilarious.

[Holes]

Please STOP!

[drjoek]

http://failsalon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/partyfail2.jpg

[cougarjake13]

latter

[RAAMONE]

Seriously, I am very adamant about the authenticity of my insistence that Cock Threading is hilarious.

using big words doesnt help the fact that its not funny

[FUNKMAN]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/dumbgwailo/loser.jpg

[Knowledged_one]

Not just fail but

http://samuelpablo.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/epic_fail.jpg

[utriculus!]

This thread has been key in my personal development as it has proven to me just how little it matters to me that people approve, as long as I get attention.

Spit in my mouth daddy.

[FUNKMAN]

This thread has been key in my personal development as it has proven to me just how little it matters to me that people approve, as long as I get attention.

Spit in my mouth daddy.

utterly retriculus

[King Hippos Bandaid]

This thread has been key in my personal development as it has proven to me just how little it matters to me that people approve, as long as I get attention.

Spit in my mouth daddy.


http://www.spurgin.net/images/etc/attention_whore.jpg

[utriculus!]

http://www.spurgin.net/images/etc/attention_whore.jpg

Big time.

I think I need to study Dave. He has attention whoring down to a science. Where I make an annoyingly dumb thread, Dave gets Ichiban branded on his ass, which is far more entertaining.

[BlackSpider]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/22249d073f48.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

There is no humor in the actual post, but the Tittyloaf avatar makes me giggle every time I look at it.

However, you still get this.....

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/fail.jpg

[DolaMight]

i liked it. Do you have any tomato material?

[Stankfoot]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/dukefail.jpg