People who have had sex with Earl's grandmother

[Judge Smails]

Geofrey Chaucer
Pol Pot
Idi Amin
Joseph Mengele
Tony Randal
Sir Thomas Moore
River Pheonix
Alexander Hamilton

[midwestjeff]

Wouldn't it be easier to make a list of the few people who haven't?

Awwwwww Shhhhhiiiitttt!

[RAAMONE]

i believe hitler did

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Linus Pauling split her atoms

[Cleophus James]

James Earl Ray

[Servo]

Charlemagne
MLK
Biggie Smalls

(I think the last two had her on the rotisserie.)

[Chip196]

Tutankhamun

[hexy68]

Tutankhamun

...14 year old layin' the pipe!

[Edwin]

Genghis Kahn. He broke down her great walls.

Spelling?

[RoadCrewFuzz]

upon further review...not that funny...Earl I apologize

[hammersavage]

i hear old Tim Russert just tapped that ass

[Kevin]

Is Mikey gunna lock this one too?

Oh yea, Earl does not advertise on the site.

[DarkHippie]

Moses. She was on the rag, but he parted the red sea

[nukinfuts]

I am pretty sure all of the dead Kennedy family (not to be confused with the punk band Dead Kennedys..I think they are still alive) have been there done that. At least that is what I saw on my ouija (pronounced WEEEGEEE) board.

[FUNKMAN]

Eli Whitney

[Coach]

When she lived in Babylon...they gave her a special name.

[jonyrotn]

Frank Perdue pinned her legs behind her ears like a cornish rock hen..

[FUNKMAN]

Popeye

[Judge Smails]

Just yesterday she had a threeway with Johnny Wadd Holmes and Seabiscuit.

[Chigworthy]

Frank Perdue pinned her legs behind her ears like a cornish rock hen..

Wasn't that hard, since Tod Browning nailed her first.

[FUNKMAN]

future pitzy

http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads/200610/Wife_Beater.JPG

[cozzie]

The Kennedy brothers at the same time , with Marlyn using batter operated devices.

[DolaMight]

I noticed my roomate's wiji board had a dick hole in it. Add Dzermot Wzerzinski to the list.

[Coach]

Mandingo

[FUNKMAN]

Foghorn Leghorn

[K.C.]

Me.

[Chigworthy]

Lazarus tapped it, zombie-style.

[MadMatt]

Wouldn't it be easier to list the people that HAVEN'T done Earl's Grandmother?

[K.C.]

Wouldn't it be easier to list the people that HAVEN'T done Earl's Grandmother?

Earl.

End of list.

[Judge Smails]

Wouldn't it be easier to make a list of the few people who haven't?

Awwwwww Shhhhhiiiitttt!

Wouldn't it be easier to list the people that HAVEN'T done Earl's Grandmother?

That reminds me of someone else who had sex with Earl's grandmother:

Jimmy Two Times (twice!)

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/834/834479/jimmy-2-times_01_1194896437.jpg

[Serpico1103]

If she has the same sex drive as Earl, then no one has had sex with her heavenly vag.
Besides she is too busy following God around saying Holy, Holy, Holy
Earl is an idiot.

[Hottub]

Scott Muni.

[ANC]

Rock Hudson
Heath Ledger
Al Capone

[Hottub]

Chris Farley
Houdini
Rodney Dangerfield

[jonyrotn]

Anthilinni

[Edwin]

He used my idea. Wonder if that was coincidence? I am taking credit. :clap:

[RhinoinMN]

Napoleon

Thomas Jefferson

[spoon]

"Lumberg fucked her."



http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/bpenry/Lumberg.jpg

[ralphbxny]

Babe Ruth & Ty Cobb!!

[hereintheUK]

The Fifth Beatle Brian Epstein

[hereintheUK]

Neil Aspinall The Fifth Beatle.

[hereintheUK]

Billy Preston - The Fifth Beatle

[RhinoinMN]

I'm sure Wilt Chamberlain has hit it a few times.

[hereintheUK]

George Best

[Freakshow]

Omar
Bodie
Frank Sobtka
A bunch of homeless dudes

[ralphbxny]

Grandpa Douglass...at least once!!

[RhinoinMN]

Grandpa Douglass...at least once!!

What a downfall that became.

[Fezticle98]

Kunta Kinte?

[RhinoinMN]

Kunta Kinte?

or is it Toby?

[Judge Smails]

Grandpa Douglass...at least once!!

Actually, it was twice.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i79/fcolunga/hit%20it/hit-it-two-times.jpg

(I love the fact that he's carrying a shinebox in this pic)

[FUNKMAN]

Buster Douglas

[Judge Smails]

Since it's a Friday night I hear she's getting drunk on Tito's and have a gangbang with the Tuskegee Air Men, the Rat Pack, All of the Three Stooges (including Curly Joe) and the 1919 Chicago White Sox.

[britneypablo]

id like to try her out...she seems to be popular....i mean if Hitler did her, I should do her, it just makes sense

[Serpico1103]

Does the mortician count? Before he put her in ground, he tapped that ashy ass.

[Judge Smails]

Ryan White lost his virginity to Earl's grandma.

[Leticia]

I don't know what to say about this thread...:wacko:

[Judge Smails]

I don't know what to say about this thread...:wacko:

Whaaaaaaat. . . . . What did I say?

[FUNKMAN]

Biz Markey got bizy

[Serpico1103]

Can we have Earl's dead grandmother guest produce one day?
Then we can vote on who does a better job, an old dead black woman, or a live one.

[Snoogans]

Ryan White lost his virginity to Earl's grandma.

http://www.hyperflight.com/images/great-pyramid-top.jpg

[spoon]

id like to try her out...she seems to be popular....i mean if Hitler did her, I should do her, it just makes sense

Holy fuck I love this new chick! Hilarious.

[allgimpedup84]

I heard her and JonBenet scissored

[spoon]

I heard her and JonBenet scissored

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5346/bscap0003iv7.jpg

[PapaBear]

Most of these conquests must have happened BEFORE her tryst with Milton Berle. Since she had him, no one else has been able to "fill her need."

[watson]

dave's father, patty cakes

[Judge Smails]

Scott Kalitta.

[barjockey]

Scott Kalitta.

Too soon?:wink:

[Serpico1103]

Does Earl dress in all black out of respect for his dead grandmother? Or is it just another sign of his lazy, uncreative, sloth like existence.
I hate Earl. I am indifferent towards his grandmother.

[realmenhatelife]

Jim Crow fucked Earl's grandmother and he says her holes are seperate, but equal.

[GreatAmericanZero]

poor George Carlin did some form of each of the "7 dirty words" to or on Earl's grandmother. Just because he's an atheist doesn't mean he can't get that sweet brown sugar

[scottinnj]

Ripley and one of the Aliens pulled a train on her.

[Marc with a c]

my grandmother

[Serpico1103]

Out of all the millions that have now had sex with Earl's grandma, the only one I hate is Earl's Grandfather. If that man would have cum on her tits, we would have been spared Earl's horrible producing.

[DarkHippie]

Mrs. Butterworth bottle-fucked her

[Marc with a c]

earl's dignity

[RhinoinMN]

Mrs. Butterworth bottle-fucked her

Then her and Aunt Jemima DP'ed her.

[Kit the Eskimo]

Harriet Tubman ate out her Underground Railroad

[Cleophus James]

NOT Tia Tequila (she likes dudes)

[sailor]

secretariat

[Voreskin]

einstien Fucked her relitively speaking!

[RhinoinMN]

A disgruntled plastics worker from Kentucky.





Too soon?

[Cleophus James]

secretariat
Not Eight Bells (too much of a loser)

[patrick187]

Believe it or not, Norman Baits prototype, Ed Gien and infamous child killer Albert Fish had Earls mom on the rotisserie.

[Judge Smails]

Uday and Qusay