Terrible Gang initiation Story

[Holes]

A counselor at my school told me a very disturbing story about a gang initiation.

They brought the newbie into a room where there was a woman tied up and had a pillow case over her head. He was told he had to rape her, which he did. Then the other gangbangers took turns raping her as well. When they were done, they removed the pillow case so the newbie could see it was his own mother he and the other gang members raped.

When I heard this my stomach was in knots.

Total animals out there that are pure evil.

[Gritty]

... a couple from Des Moines were vacationing in Jamaica. One day, upon returning the rented condo they had been staying at, they found that they had been robbed. The thieves had made off with most of their possessions, but the couple were pleased to discover that their camera was still there. When they got home a few days later, and developed the roll of film still in the camera, there were pictures of two Black strangers in the condo in Jamaica, each with a toothbrush up their bums. The couple was horrified when they realized those were their toothbrushes.



It's a sick, twisted world we live in!

[Furtherman]

That's nothing. One time I looked in the mirror and said "Bloody Mary" three times and when I opened the medicine cabinet, there was a Corona. I screamed.

[LaBoob]

A close friend of mine went on a vacation to Mexico and stumbled across a cute, if not a little dirty, dog. She managed to get it home but shortly after it started getting sick, so she took it to the vet. The vet took a look at the dog and told her that not only was it not a dog, it was a giant Mexican sewer rat, and it had rabies!!! :ohmy:

[patsopinion]

this one time... at band camp

[ChrisTheCop]

I read somewhere that An English king was once so delighted with his meal that he knighted the meat, dubbing it "Sir Loin."

[AnnoyedGrunt]

In Canada the gang initiations are different. Here they drive around at night with their lights off and then they have to gun down the first civilian to try to alert them.

[angrymissy]

My cousin's friend's sisters uncle was on vacation in Vegas, he went out for drinks and met a few girls and headed back to their room. He woke up in a bathtub with his side hurting and a note that said "Call 911". They took his kidney to sell on the black market!

[Ritalin]

I heard that where ever you see shoes thrown over the power lines, that's where you can buy drugs.

I also heard that if you see a car at night driving around without it's lights on, don't flash your lights at them, because they'll turn their car around and kill you.

for real.

[midwestjeff]

I walked into this shop one time, and everyone was smoking. I was like, "Why is everyone smoking?". Turns out, it was a cigar store.

[Whitey]

I blame the parents

[patsopinion]

My cousin's friend's sisters uncle was on vacation in Vegas, he went out for drinks and met a few girls and headed back to their room. He woke up in a bathtub with his side hurting and a note that said "Call 911". They took his kidney to sell on the black market!

that one has to be fake

women cant preform complex surgery
duh

[EliSnow]

that one has to be fake

women cant preform complex surgery
duh

That's why the bitch called her accomplice to do the surgery.

And you know he did it with rusty surgical tools.

Crazy sick fucks in this world. End times my friend, end times.

[ChrisTheCop]

that one has to be fake

women cant preform complex surgery
duh

then how do you explain that doctor in Baltimore who said, "I cant operate on that patient! He's my son!!"
But the doctor was in fact, NOT the patients father????

[Jujubees2]

then how do you explain that doctor in Baltimore who said, "I cant operate on that patient! He's my son!!"
But the doctor was in fact, NOT the patients father????

Duh, it was his stepfather. Archie Bunker told me so.

[LaBoob]

then how do you explain that doctor in Baltimore who said, "I cant operate on that patient! He's my son!!"
But the doctor was in fact, NOT the patients father????

Or how the man who hung himself in the middle of a room with no chair or stool or anything else in it, just a puddle on the floor underneath him?

[Jujubees2]

There was this time was I was going to school at USC where they said that the initiation rite for one of the gangs from Watts was to rape a USC sorority girl. I dressed up like a sorority girl for a week and got nothing!

[patsopinion]

Or how the man who hung himself in the middle of a room with no chair or stool or anything else in it, just a puddle on the floor underneath him?


a urine ladder?

[led37zep]

In Canada the gang initiations are different. Here they drive around at night with their lights off and then they have to gun down the first civilian to try to alert them.

Nobody caught the obvious BS line here?


But I did hear there is a place in France where the naked ladies dance.

Rumor has it there is also a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.

[hammersavage]

seriously, if that's true its a great story. i'm gonna retell it to my friends after i eat these pop rocks with my soda.

[jonyrotn]

A counselor at my school told me a very disturbing story about a gang initiation.
They brought the newbie into a room where there was a woman tied up and had a pillow case over her head. He was told he had to rape her, which he did. Then the other gangbangers took turns raping her as well. When they were done, they removed the pillow case so the newbie could see it was his own mother he and the other gang members raped.
When I heard this my stomach was in knots.
Total animals out there that are pure evil.

At least it wasn't my mom..Again



....then they all yelled surprise, and there she was, standing in the middle of the livingroom totally naked with her pussy completely covered with peanut butter...Needless to say the doggie didn't get his snack that day...

[TheMojoPin]

I like how the thread title implies that there are GOOD gang initiation stories that he had to clarify from.

[jonyrotn]

Duh, it was his stepfather. Archie Bunker told me so.It was mother..Archie Bunker still doesn't know women can become doctors..

[Midkiff]

this one time in Vegas this guy banged a skinny Asian hooker in the hotel bathroom and accidentally hooked her on the towel hook like a slab of beef

then they had to kill the security guard that came

then Cameron Diaz was sad

[Jujubees2]

I like how the thread title implies that there are GOOD gang initiation stories that he had to clarify from.

You didn't hear the one about the gang initiation where the new members had to help clean up a park and then bring food to the homebound?

[KnoxHarrington]

That's horrible, but you should hear about the genetically altered mutant organisms KFC gets their meat from now. It's why they don't call themselves "Kentucky Fried Chicken" anymore.

[patsopinion]

this one time in Vegas this guy banged a skinny Asian hooker in the hotel bathroom and accidentally hooked her on the towel hook like a slab of beef

then they had to kill the security guard that came

then Cameron Diaz was sad

and then she kicked a three legged dog
that bitch

[BlackSpider]

My neighbors hired a young girl to babysit for the afternoon.
and she was on acid.
And when they came home,
They smelled supper cooking,
the girl said that the baby was asleep,
and the Turkey was in the oven.
But when the couple looked in the crib,
All they saw was a frozen Turkey in the baby's pajamas.
In there horror,
They ran into the Kitchen,
Only to find their baby cooking in the oven...

[patsopinion]

or the story of the two hop heads from the 1950s who left their baby in the bath and got high

they drowned their baby


or the pot smoking mexicans of the 30s who would violently rape white women

[bobrobot]

When I was initiated into my gang, "Hell's Hebrews," I had to drive my date to a dark and deserted Lovers' Lane for a make-out session. After turning on the radio for mood music, I leaned over and began kissing the girl.

A short while later, the music suddenly stopped and an announcer's voice came on, warning in an urgent tone that a convicted murderer had just escaped from the state insane asylum — which happened to be located not far from Lovers' Lane — and that anyone who noticed a strange man lurking about with a hook in place of his right hand should immediately report his whereabouts to the police.

The girl became frightened and asked to be taken home. I was feeling bold, locked all the doors instead and, assuring my date we would be safe, attempted to kiss her again. She became frantic and pushed me away, insisting that we leave. Relenting, I peevishly jerked the car into gear and spun its wheels as I pulled out of the parking space.

When we arrived at the girl's house she got out of the car, and, reaching to close the door, began to scream uncontrollably. I ran to her side to see what was wrong and there, dangling from the door handle, was a bloody hook...


http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/5643/thehookmanro6.jpg

[LaBoob]

When I was initiated into my gang, "Hell's Hebrews," I had to drive my date to a dark and deserted Lovers' Lane for a make-out session. After turning on the radio for mood music, I leaned over and began kissing the girl.

A short while later, the music suddenly stopped and an announcer's voice came on, warning in an urgent tone that a convicted murderer had just escaped from the state insane asylum — which happened to be located not far from Lovers' Lane — and that anyone who noticed a strange man lurking about with a hook in place of his right hand should immediately report his whereabouts to the police.

The girl became frightened and asked to be taken home. I was feeling bold, locked all the doors instead and, assuring my date we would be safe, attempted to kiss her again. She became frantic and pushed me away, insisting that we leave. Relenting, I peevishly jerked the car into gear and spun its wheels as I pulled out of the parking space.

When we arrived at the girl's house she got out of the car, and, reaching to close the door, began to scream uncontrollably. I ran to her side to see what was wrong and there, dangling from the door handle, was a bloody hook...


http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/5643/thehookmanro6.jpg

Now that's a terrible gang initiation story! I wonder why the mental institution didn't think to remove the hook from the violent mental patient? Did they just put a cork on it? No wonder he escaped!

[Ritalin]

What about the boy who had to make a speech before his 2nd grade class and he got so nervous that I peed all over my catholic school uniform?

[nukinfuts]

This one time in high school we pelted this girl with tampons...she burned down the prom and her house was sucked into the pits of hell.:devil2:

[Mike Teacher]

Gang Member goes in the cage

Cage goes into the water

Shark is in the water

Our shark...

[Sofa_King]

I'm afraid I am a little dubious of the original story. The same horror tale is related by one Immortal Technique in a song called "Dance with the Devil." A kid is enticed into a gang and told to rape this woman, who he then finds out is his mother. The kid then commits suicide. It's possible that this type of thing could happen more than once, but it is a pretty famous Immortal Technique song, so it seems a little sketchy.

[patsopinion]

I'm afraid I am a little dubious of the original story.


:bye:

there goes that bit

[Sue_Bender]

A counselor at my school told me a very disturbing story about a gang initiation.

They brought the newbie into a room where there was a woman tied up and had a pillow case over her head. He was told he had to rape her, which he did. Then the other gangbangers took turns raping her as well. When they were done, they removed the pillow case so the newbie could see it was his own mother he and the other gang members raped.

When I heard this my stomach was in knots.

Total animals out there that are pure evil.

She was asking for it!

[Holes]

:bye:

there goes that bit

Too late to bring it back???


Ever heard of the buck-fifty? A dude asks you to roll down your window and asks you a stupid question like, "Which way is Norf?" Then takes out a razor and slashes you from ear to mouth. They call it the buck-fifty because it takes 150 stitches to close the slice.

[Reynolds]

A counselor at my school told me a very disturbing story about a gang initiation.

They brought the newbie into a room where there was a woman tied up and had a pillow case over her head. He was told he had to rape her, which he did. Then the other gangbangers took turns raping her as well. When they were done, they removed the pillow case so the newbie could see it was my own mother he and the other gang members raped.

When I heard this my stomach was in knots.

Total animals out there that are pure evil.

You really have to talk to your mother about getting herself into situations that lead to rape.

[Midkiff]

You really have to talk to your mother about getting herself into situations that lead to rape.

I wonder if he left the jizz in her before he found out it was his mom.

[Dougie Brootal]

I wonder if he left the jizz in her before he found out it was his mom.

if he's a gentleman ...

[FANDICK]

A counselor at my school told me a very disturbing story about a gang initiation.

They brought the newbie into a room where there was a woman tied up and had a pillow case over her head. He was told he had to rape her, which he did. Then the other gangbangers took turns raping her as well. When they were done, they removed the pillow case so the newbie could see it was his own mother he and the other gang members raped.

When I heard this my stomach was in knots.

Total animals out there that are pure evil.

That would be great if she were HIV positive before the rape.

Fucking sickening.

I hope they all die in a fiery ball of tweisted metal.

[sailor]

nm, ritalin beat me to it like 34 posts ago. :(

i was going to post that flashing one, but now that i see the sneakers on the power line, it made me laugh. i had a former roommate who swore that that was true. i wanted to smack her so bad sometimes.

[TheMojoPin]

That would be great if she were HIV positive before the rape.

Fucking sickening.

I hope they all die in a fiery ball of tweisted metal.

Who, the completely made up people?

[PapaBear]

This elderly couple that my dad knows were in Vegas for their second honeymoon. They had never been to "the big city", and it was all very new and exciting. On their last night, the wife was tired, and wanted to go back to her room, but hubby was hot on the tables. He pointed to the elevator a few yards away and said, "Don't worry, darling. I can see you get on the elevator from here. Our room is a few feet from the elevator. You'll be fine."

She reluctantly agreed. When she got on, there were already 4 or 5 very large African American men there. She was very nervous about it, but she stepped in. When door closed, there was an uncomfortable silence. Then one of the men said, "Hit the floor, lady". She froze in terror. Once again, the man said, "Hit the floor! What floor are you going to?". She realized what he meant, and pressed her floor button. She rode safely to her floor, as the men tried to hold back laughter.

The next day, at check out, her husband went to settle the bill. The hotel clerk told him that his room had been paid for, and there were a dozen long stemmed roses waiting at the desk for his wife. Confused, he asked, "Who did paid for my room, and why are they buying my wife flowers?" The clerk informed him that Mr. Eddy Murphy and his entourage wanted to apologize for the misunderstanding.

[Holes]

This elderly couple that my dad knows were in Vegas for their second honeymoon. They had never been to "the big city", and it was all very new and exciting. On their last night, the wife was tired, and wanted to go back to her room, but hubby was hot on the tables. He pointed to the elevator a few yards away and said, "Don't worry, darling. I can see you get on the elevator from here. Our room is a few feet from the elevator. You'll be fine."

She reluctantly agreed. When she got on, there were already 4 or 5 very large African American men there. She was very nervous about it, but she stepped in. When door closed, there was an uncomfortable silence. Then one of the men said, "Hit the floor, lady". She froze in terror. Once again, the man said, "Hit the floor! What floor are you going to?". She realized what he meant, and pressed her floor button. She rode safely to her floor, as the men tried to hold back laughter.

The next day, at check out, her husband went to settle the bill. The hotel clerk told him that his room had been paid for, and there were a dozen long stemmed roses waiting at the desk for his wife. Confused, he asked, "Who did paid for my room, and why are they buying my wife flowers?" The clerk informed him that Mr. Eddy Murphy and his entourage wanted to apologize for the misunderstanding.



That is so bizarre. The same thing happened to a family friend in Vegas. But it was not Eddie Murphy, it was Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley. :wink:

[Recyclerz]

My neighbors hired a young girl to babysit for the afternoon.
and she was on acid.
And when they came home,
They smelled supper cooking,
the girl said that the baby was asleep,
and the Turkey was in the oven.
But when the couple looked in the crib,
All they saw was a frozen Turkey in the baby's pajamas.
In there horror,
They ran into the Kitchen,
Only to find their baby cooking in the oven...

Any word on whether the baby was as delicious as Ronnie has hypothesized?

[FANDICK]

Who, the completely made up people?

Oh, I didn't realize.

:dry:

[PapaBear]

That is so bizarre. The same thing happened to a family friend in Vegas. But it was not Eddie Murphy, it was Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley. :wink:
I'm sure newer versions are being told with hip hop stars, now.

[Team_Ramrod]

In Canada the gang initiations are different. Here they drive around at night with their lights off and then they have to gun down the first civilian to try to alert them.

The 'official email' I got from the RCMP is that they drive around with their brights on and when someone flashes them to turn off the brights the follow them and gun them down.

Ever since I got that email I flash my lights at people with high beams on as though I'm a maniac; when the pass and I see they aren't turning around I look in my rear view mirror and yell "WHAT"?... "Yeah, that's what I thought"....

[PapaBear]

The 'official email' I got from the RCMP is that they drive around with their brights on and when someone flashes them to turn off the brights the follow them and gun them down.

Ever since I got that email I flash my lights at people with high beams on as though I'm a maniac; when the pass and I see they aren't turning around I look in my rear view mirror and yell "WHAT"?... "Yeah, that's what I thought"....
I drive a GM car. I can flash my high beams at people, but I can't flash my lights on and off. It's Canada's fault, too!:furious:

[ahhdurr]

Then there was also this time - it happened to my sister's bff in high school's cousin.

She was babysitting and calls came into the downstairs after she'd put the kids to bed upstairs. She called the police to put what's known as a "wire tap" on the line to trace the prank caller. Turns out he was calling from ... IN THAT VERY HOUSE!!

[bigredd]

[looking in the mirror] Candyman...CANDYMAY...candyma...fuck you guys; I'm not sayin it!

[britneypablo]

Two Words:
Ocular Penetration

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w056fHqGh0Y

I wouldn't believe it, but I actually caught this on TV while it was on, and I was excited to see it posted on youtube

[nassue]

A counselor at my school told me a very disturbing story about a gang initiation.

They brought the newbie into a room where there was a woman tied up and had a pillow case over her head. He was told he had to rape her, which he did. Then the other gangbangers took turns raping her as well. When they were done, they removed the pillow case so the newbie could see it was his own mother he and the other gang members raped.

When I heard this my stomach was in knots.

Total animals out there that are pure evil.

one word - hot