What would you do with $600 Billion?

[One Dead Fred]

What would you do with $600 billion? That's the price of the war so far. Imagine there was no war but there was $600 B. Would we have floating cars? a city on the moon? Everyone would have their own ichibon brand on their butt?... I think I might get that new I-phone coming out.

[Fallon]

Two girls at the same time.

[TooLowBrow]

id buy a six billion dollar car. then id drive to new orleans. and id help those fuckers out.

[midwestjeff]

The same girl two times.

[mikeyboy]

I'd get a bigger TV.

[tele7]

A shitload of Klondike bars

[Sue_Bender]

I'd create authentic fart machines. A lot of farts seem programed by children.
It's hot, regardless.

[One Dead Fred]

id buy a six billion dollar car. then id drive to new orleans. and id help those fuckers out.

Save a couple of dollars for gas.

[Fallon]

I'd get a bigger TV.

To match your Tivo?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2184&size=1

[KnoxHarrington]

I'd give Mr. Ron Bennington a grant of $10 billion to make smoke pants a reality.

Or to at least buy himself the best cigars on the market.

[PapaBear]

I'd get a lens for my camera and get my inspection done on my car.

[patsopinion]

solar energy farms

[mikeyboy]

To match your Tivo?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2184&size=1

That bastard lives with us now. Do you have any idea how much he eats?

[Fallon]

That bastard lives with us now. Do you have any idea how much he eats?

Lots of toast I bet.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/253/tivotoastsp6.jpg

[silks]

I would open my own Waffle House location just for me.

[Reynolds]

I'd buy xm, fire Earl, hire Pepper and Mooch, then sell XM to Mikeyboy for 10 bucks

[topless_mike]

i'd pay off the mods, then bankroll gvac so he can lead the revolution

...... and buy bagels for the board every sunday morning.

[Franklyn]

absolutely nothing.

[jonyrotn]

Six billion? Could've gotten it at Costco for half that..

I'd buy 100,000 6 million dollar men and turn them loose up and down the Eastern seaboard to look for Gcac's hat...

[Sue_Bender]

absolutely nothing.

Untrue, but certainly creative.

:thumbup:

[pennington]

Since the 600 Billion is all debt, I doubt any of it would have been spent here if there wasn't an Iraq.

But in the spirit of the thread, I would pay off all the debt of the Garden State Parkway and the NJ Turnpike. I would then endow them with a fund for maintenance, remove all the tolls and rename them the "Ron Bennington Parkway" and the "Fez Whatley Turnpike". There, of course, will be a Bobo Service Area.

I would also pay off all of my relatives with the condition that I would never see or hear from any of them ever again.

[JPMNICK]

buy oil futures and turn it into 1.2 trillion

[OGC]

A nice cheeseburger would taste good right about now. With a nice cold brew. And for dessert. Ron Bennington's cupcakes for everyone.

[Furtherman]

I'd buy an island and have a ronfez.net island party.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/429391689_006491f0de.jpg?v=0

[JPMNICK]

I'd buy an island and have a ronfez.net island party.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/429391689_006491f0de.jpg?v=0

would you call it Rock-a-hula Luau??

[reillyluck]

I'd buy mikeyboy.com

[Furtherman]

I'd buy an island and have a ronfez.net island party.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/429391689_006491f0de.jpg?v=0

would you call it Rock-a-hula Luau??

Yes I would. I would call it the Untimate Rock-A-Hula Luau.

I'd even invite this guy:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/429391681_ed5cf2c2ae.jpg?v=0

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id open a Bacon Themed Restaurant and spends billions over advertising it


Id name it "With Bacon" and offer a bacon menu with Items such as Burgers, Sandwiches and even Salads


Id offer over 15 types of Bacon, and offer Lean and Fatty styles of Bacon

also any one using the words Canadian Bacon (even the movie with John Candy) will be kicked out without question

[walking joint]

i'd buy a giant billboard that tracks my money growing interest by the second.

[DolaMight]

spinners

[trogdor2k]

I'd buy a house next to HooHoo and blare 202 all day long.

http://students.washington.edu/gaspee/images/Img60.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

I'd buy Ron and Fez their own channel.


Then maybe some bar-be-que.


Yeah, ribs.

[spoon]

Two girls at the same time.

With one cup?

[Recyclerz]

I would take Tug Mcgraw's advice :

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

[Freakshow]

For 600B, you could get Ireland to go with your Irish Whiskey.

[SatCam]

What would you do with $600 Billion?

Kill thousands of innocent people

[RhinoinMN]

I would advertise on ronfez.net to guarantee exempt status.

[Jujubees2]

Kill thousands of innocent people

Already been done. Thanks GWB!

[Recyclerz]

For 600B, you could get Ireland to go with your Irish Whiskey.

Ireland is on the Euro, and with the current exchange rates, I'd be lucky to afford a halfway decent pub. :down:

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I'd buy the rights to Transformers as well as every film print, DVD, Blue-ray, bootleg, official novelization, comic boom spin offs and video game in existence. Then I'd burn them all. Fuck that movie.

And then I'd fund an infinite number of new episodes of Arrested Development and buy my own network to broadcast it if need be.

[foodcourtdruide]

Bring back pirates. REAL pirates, not just guys from Zaire on rafts.

[SHANEFROMGA]

i'd buy it all, thats right all the tea in china.:smoke:

[Philly Franko]

A Suite in The Borgata in AC with a High Dollar Date... oh wait I just did that last week...the Top Floor for a month and all the Borgata Babes...see em @ Borgata.com I think. Great Resort...ate Dinner a Bobby FLays steakhouse in the casino and at wolfgang puck place too...Awesome Food and Service...won a few G,s playing Craps on my Birthday last Sat....I want to Live there...also it is Conected to the Water Club..a new Joint with a wave pool/mini Ocean complete with sand waves and shells and Starfish...on the 32nd Floor....see it online...Google it...who wants to go ? my treat to any Hot babes out there... on Vaca 6/27 till 7/13...anyone want to join me...Luxury and class...great Food and people...Lots of great entertainment also....Nick DiPaulo played trump marina on my Birthday...6-14-08....very Funny stuff....E Mail me if any off you R and F,ers want to Party...Grey Goose and Cranberry all you can drink...or your Fav Drinks on me...have lots of cool people down there to hook us up with anything we need...Limo...etc.. you name it. Single and Lonely..work way too much...anyone up for a week or a 3 or 4 day stay? send me a message etc...Ronnie B will be throwing down with Bobby Flay...for the Cupcake throwdown...my $ is on Ronnie B. !!!!

[Devo37]

i'd replace the missing hubcap on my '95 Sentra. livin' large!

oh, and drugs...lots and lots of drugs.

[SatCam]

What would you do with $600 Billion?

fuck bags of money

[Leticia]

A lot of weed.


I'd give each person in my family 5 million dollars. And I have a shit load of family.

And buy a house.

and cars.

[scottinnj]

Lewis Black said it well. Hire a ballwasher.

[Fallon]

Bells for Pixie to wear.

[Hottub]

Each of my 212 friends would get a cool million or 2.:smoke:

Be befriending, people!!!

[Coach]

Buy Croatia and rename it Coachia, I'd be king, DUH! and we'd become commercial giants in the tourism trade.

[PapaBear]

On a serious note, I'd probably buy hybrid cars for most of my coworkers.

And that's just if I hit it big in the Lotto. Not this crazy 600 billion thing.

[extracheese]

i'd buy the company i work for...then fire the asshat bosses!!
Hire good ones and pay everyone double than they get now. With parties and free lunches
health care, etc..

Buy a sleepaway camp - and have my friends and family up there every weekend during the summer for free.

Open a competitor for Zabars and Fairway in Manhattan and sell everything for comically low prices..like Wraps for 50 cents..incurring a loss but putting those smug overpriced bastards out of business.

[SatCam]

What would you do with $600 Billion?

burn it

[A.J.]

I could afford season tickets for the Green Monster seats.

[earthbrown]

I would commission the largest ship ever built, a ship that could hold 90 Million people, and then.....well nevermind...but it would involve filling it with people and then sending it out to sea where it would be sunk.


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[extracheese]

I would commission the largest ship ever built, a ship that could hold 90 Million people, and then.....well nevermind...but it would involve filling it with people and then sending it out to sea where it would be sunk.

Please save a few dollars for Professional Help.

[britneypablo]

build a large yet beautiful and enticing sterilization camp...but hopefully i would still have enough to buy a really cute dress and shoes to present the grand opening of the camp in which everyone that is either excessively stupid or has been through labor more then twice (because i hate overpopulation)

in other words i use the money to get control on over population and stupidity

[britneypablo]

Buy Croatia and rename it Coachia, I'd be king, DUH! and we'd become commercial giants in the tourism trade.

oh and in addition, i like this guys idea....only id buy Africa and name it Caucasia so it would be this really weird thing where black people would also be Caucasian...then when i write that im Caucasian on applications i can get really great jobs over people more qualified and i can get scholarships more easily too without ever having to lie.....

i get the whole Caucasus thing....im just sayin

[ahhdurr]

Walk around saying - "I could buy that."

[PopPop]

First, a certain supervisor I know would see a part of my anatomy that she never dreamed of seeing, as I did the fat, baldheaded, naked, grandpa dance on her desk on the workroom floor. Then help feed hungry people.

[scottinnj]

Then help feed hungry people.

Can I get a Baconator?