what's your favorite east side dave character?

[Marc with a c]

i'm going with earl's dead grandmother followed closely by the gay sean connery.

[Serpico1103]

i'm going with earl's dead grandmother followed closely by the gay sean connery.

I love the character that makes stupid statements with no factual support, the one who likes to talk about the Beatles and Woody Allen all day, the one who puts his Mom, drinking, sleep, and bits ahead of his baby, oh wait thats not a character.
Then I go with the Rider.
To be fair someone should put up a list of his characters.
Fucktwat, Rider, ESD, Earl's Gma, Wiki, any others?
Love ESD, Hate Earl.

[joethebartender]

I like the Guy Guyerson bits. (He's talkin' sports)

[PapaBear]

I like the Guy Guyerson bits. (He's talkin' sports)
Same here. And I really love the early board gossip Dave. It was such a great bit that got totally destroyed.

[Chimee]

As much as I love Board Gossip guy and Guy Guyerson and all the rest, none of them having me laughing as hard as Earl's Grandmother.

Maybe it's because of the help of everyone else on the show, but that shit has me rolling every time.

[Kevin]

Same here. And I really love the early board gossip Dave. It was such a great bit that got totally destroyed.

It was great in the beginning until It did what all Dave's characters do if done too long.. Sound like Dave.

[Fallon]

Earls grandmother by far.

[BlackSpider]

I like it when he plays Todd Hilliard.
I also liked his older characters like: Tossy the salad, The Pittsburg Platter,
The Roman War Helmet, Camel-Toe Curtis, The Egyptian Tea-Bag, etc.

[Reynolds]

No love for Fucktwat?

[PapaBear]

I almost forgot... I LOVE the voice he does for that "over doing it" announcer guy. Damn. I can't remember what sport/network that the guy comes from, but it's the voice he did when Dave did the intro for the most recent "design your own show opening".

"BROUGHT to you BYYY... CHEEto's":lol:

[joethebartender]

Don't leave out "corny stand-up comic Dave".

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[Caseyelan]

Guyerson FTW.

and nothing had me laugh harder ever then the "Mohr Gossip"

Who could it be MOHR?
Who could it be JAY MOHR?

[sailor]

guy guyerson and various ethnic variations on the theme

[hexy68]

...followed closely by the gay sean connery.

you mean Hosp? :happy:

[sailor]

i also like irresponsible father (that HAS to be a character!)

[Chip196]

Guyerson FTW.

and nothing had me laugh harder ever then the "Mohr Gossip"

Who could it be MOHR?
Who could it be JAY MOHR?

I go with Earls Grandma over Guyerson just slightly, but I agree 100% with you on Mohr Gossip. I went from laughing my ass off to being really pissed at Jay for A) missing the bit, and B) calling in to yell at the boys for the Lenay Podcast thing.

[DiabloSammich]

Guy Guyerson kills. Although not us much as Hombre Hombreson.

[Edwin]

I love Guyerson. DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE? TALK, TALK, SPORTS! Whhhhoooosshhhh.

Earl's Grandma is getting good too. The Tutankamen line yesterday was effin' great.

[utriculus!]

I honestly think my favorite "character" is him when he is trying to be serious, haha.

[Hottub]

Ichiban. (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1161114/sports_editorial_with_guy_guyerson/)


Folloewd by Earl's Grandma.

[Friday]

Earls grandmother by far.

x2 I laugh every damn time!

[Tall_James]

All of them!

[Boyzbigg]

Favorite character is the spoil for all the board members who hate his guts, I love when somebody gets over. By the way ESD looks like he was seperated at birth from my younger brother I'll have to get some pictures and post.

[Sarge]

Board gossip, and Guy Guyerson. Earl's grandma is right up there as well.

[Freitag]

I almost forgot... I LOVE the voice he does for that "over doing it" announcer guy. Damn. I can't remember what sport/network that the guy comes from, but it's the voice he did when Dave did the intro for the most recent "design your own show opening".

"BROUGHT to you BYYY... CHEEto's":lol:

It's the announcer on ESPN who does the intros and outros for SportsCenter and the other themed highlight shows.

[Freitag]

Rider. There was a physicality to the role that he doesn't have with other characters. Plus Rider had a theme song.

[realmenhatelife]

I'd be very for more produced dave bits, I think its one of the places he shines.

Guy Guyerson

[drjoek]

Guy Guyerson

[Aqualad]

Fucktwat the Clown FTW

[Drunky McBetidont]

drunk dave. lock it up.

[Freakshow]

I love the character that makes stupid statements with no factual support, the one who likes to talk about the Beatles and Woody Allen all day, the one who puts his Mom, drinking, sleep, and bits ahead of his baby.

This one, the ESD character.

No love for the puppet? What was his name Roberto????

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Earl's Dead Grand Mammy is my current favorite, but I do love me some Guy Guyerson


if only Dave could be confirmed as the midnight rider, I would choose the MR

[Furtherman]

and nothing had me laugh harder ever then the "Mohr Gossip"

Agreed. That was classic.

But my all time favorite is when he does the "BIG STORY!!!!"

[JPMNICK]

i would have to say earls grandma, followed closely by board gossip.

[Sue_Bender]

Earl's grandmother gets old (no pun intended).

The first couple of times was funny. Since then...

Not so much.










Fuck my mouth.

[CambriaBurning]

I'll go with Earl's Grandmother, followed by Board Gossip (especially the "who could it be now?" section of it). Fucktwat was alright, but didn't really take off with me. I also really liked his Z-man promos when he took them over from Fezzie.

I never really liked Guy Guyerson, but then again, I don't get most of the jokes because I only watch soccer, so my opinion doesn't count on the matter... I can't judge humor I don't know.

[spadanko]

Guy Guyerson rules... but earl's grandmother had me dying yesterday

[jonyrotn]

drunk dave. lock it up.
So say we all..Slap it up, flip it, LOCK IT DOWN..

[TjM]

The rider


I HATE Earls grandma it's dumband lame and I have no idea why people like it

[ozzie]

Ichiban. (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1161114/sports_editorial_with_guy_guyerson/)


How the hell did I miss this? Wow, congrats to Dave and Franklin. Very well done!

Agreed with the person who voted for more produced bits.

[IMSlacker]

"Hot for Earl" Dave is pretty funny.

[Basedow]

Despite my great fondness for of Dave's characters I think that my favorite one is the old Jewish man, Mr. Bernstein, he created when he was hypnotized who liked to go to Yonkers Raceway, however brief that bit was.

[Serpico1103]

Hombre Hombreson

[Fezticle98]

Despite my great fondness for of Dave's characters I think that my favorite one is the old Jewish man, Mr. Bernstein, he created when he was hypnotized who liked to go to Yonkers Raceway, however brief that bit was.

Good call.

In addition to Earl's grandma, Dave does a great Earl voice. "I'm a fuckup, Fez."

[DolaMight]

My favorite ESD character is Middle East Side Dave. His arab puppet show is outrageous.

[Ohiorunningrick]

The only character who can "hit the cherry off a Sunday"...Guy Guyerson

[Framey]

A drunk Dave is better than any other. More drunk Dave!!

[RMPGP]

Midnight Rider...

[Devo37]

the only thing better than Guy Guyerson is Bob Boberson (http://www.youshare.com/devo37/6e422abb195e4098.mp3.html). :thumbup:

[Lunatic]

i hate to admit i like any of daves characters, but most of them started out with promise. boring gossip was cute the first few times, then like always he stopped really tryin and winged it into shit.
How about the one that trys to divert attention to earl everytime Ron starts chewin his ass? or, how bout the one that actually puts thought and effort into a bit again. even better, the one that dont brag about how alcohol and his mom are more important than his wife and child (ooops, soooory. those last couple are only in my dreams)

oooooooooo how bout this one (imagine daves voice)

Hi every one, I'm Beenie and I love the cock.
I love black cock the most, thats where my lil baby dave gets it from.
Please earl, give mama Beenie some of that black wonder cock.

would that be as funny as the earls gramma stuff?

[docgoblin]

I like the Guy Guyerson bits. (He's talkin' sports)

Ditto!... I'm also partial to Earl's Grandma. She seems to get mixed up with some very interesting people up there in heaven.

[diavolo]

the midnight rider by far!!

[Serpico1103]

If there is a possibility I will have sex with Earl's Gma in heaven, send me to hell!

[OnANorton]

The one that leaves the show and dont look back. Too harsh?:wink:

[predators1998]

Fucktwat the Clown rules. After that I'll go with Earl's grandmother.

[watson]

Guy Guyerson

[barjockey]

Earl's dead grandma

[moochcassidy]

hes got one more silver dollar

[Edwin]

Ain't neva gonna let 'em catch him, no!

[AnnoyedGrunt]

No love for his Wiki impression?

[Turtle]

When he is talking being a normal human being, Dave is at his best. We don't get this character very often.

[Gerald]

EDG.

All the listener cliches about "laughing coffee spray on the monitor" and "having to pull over on the side of the road to avert a laugh-induced vehicle pile-up" really ring true whenever Dave mimics the voice of Earl's dearly departed grandma and chronicles her graphic afterlife sexploits with famous dead historical figures.

[Scotteh]

Dave has some of the best radio show instincts I have ever heard. For a sideshow character. I think he would need some help if he had his own show. Maybe Sam or Danny boy with Dave would be a good show. Sorry Than.:drunk:

[Serpico1103]

Can someone make the definitive list of ESD's characters. Make it a poll, and leave off "pee in my butt", which is tired.

[jlehane3]

but a drunk on Friday :drunk: Dave is amusing for shits an grins/guilty pleasure.There's some real cringe going on.

[ahhdurr]

Hypnotized Rider had me laughing the hardest so far "Rrrrronie Bee!"

[overyoo]

i hate that dave mcdonald character

[Serpico1103]

The one where he calls in as a 67 yo Irish woman who had an affair with Barry Manilow.

[Boom Boom]

Read headed retard.

[underdog]

Read headed retard.

Is this irony?

[BoondockSaint]

Can someone make the definitive list of ESD's characters. Make it a poll, and leave off "pee in my butt", which is tired.

Your butt is tired? Too much action, huh? Good for you.

[TjM]

Oedipus Dave

[jimmyolsenblues]

dave will not go to management if earl puts his hands on him.
dave is loyal to ron and fez and won't backstab them.
casey loves dave.

he has got 3 great things going for him

[Serpico1103]

Does ESD Francesa count?

[Marc with a c]

count does ESD Francesa.

[GregoryJoseph]

From Guy Guyerson to Board Gossip guy to Midnight Rider to Fucktwat the Clown, none have impressed me as much as Dave the co-host. He's really growing into the role, both with Ron and Fez and on his own with Sam.

Yeah, there are times he gets a bit carried away, goes too far, and relies too much on the "zany" aspect of his personality, but Dave has come a long, long way in the past few years and the patience and confidence Ron and Fez have shown him with seems to be paying off.