Who would you pick in a fight?

[Jester]

For some strange reason I would pick Al Dukes. Not just because he is in better shape but I think that he has all this pent up rage inside. Just remember how Scott Fargis learned his lesson in The Christmas Story.

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[IkeaBoy]

a) I'm tired of this fight. I hate how every other day the first hour plus is decvoted to this. I like both but Joe's definitely the instigator
b) I'd pick Al. Al would take a few punches and then become Edward Norton when he fought Jared Leto in Fight Club.

However Al would never get into the ring

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[Sunrisa]

i wonder if it will ever happen..

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[Dan]

In this fight, Joe. But we all know Hawk is the Staff Champion.

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[vegeta]

Joe poo would definately win. Al Dukes sounds like the only thing he got in a fight with is a pair of tight jeans he was trying to zip up.

Dukes doesn't know what he's talking about. I had a martial arts instructoor who would smoke like it was his last day on Earth and he could still beat the living crap out of someone half his age.

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[Chet]

Definitely Joe Poo

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[The Librarian]

My true hope is that Dumpy will somehow jump into the fray and reclaim his rightful crown.

[Green Lantern]

Joe Poo's the man...but I would not let him deliver a pizza.

[TheGameHHH]

My vote is for Dukes. I doubt Poo will even show up.

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[Sheeplovr]

No Al no fight

No AL no complants about talking about fight

Why cant Al play along it will stop joe

If Al did Didnt screw up maby id like him more

I only see on problem its Al i wish he puned joe then got fired cause he hit joe



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[Zipgun]

First of all, fighting is stupid and proves nothing.

With that said, I can now speak freely.

Joe would kick the shit out of Al.

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[jay d]

fights solve 80% of things after ward every feels dumb about it or the person who won feels better see every one wins. i hope joe poo wins and al dukes is so humilated (badspelling i know) he has to quit god i'm sick of him

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[deycalmynamezbil]

Although i love hearing joe call al a fag i am also getting tired of the on air fight...especially when ron+fez get bothered by it...if they ever do fight..my money is on joe!

I'm gonna cross the street now!!

[vegeta]

that's a hot sig, jay. what anime's it from?

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[RF Godfather]

It won't happen, s&m.

But I'd have to go with Joe Poo!

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[Girlfezzie]

Al's a puss. I pick Joe Poo to win.

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[F1Gm3nT]

all just has to give one hit to the gut and it's over.
or
survive for one round and poo will fall by himself.

Dukes will upset...
anyone wanna put up money on this?

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[RF Godfather]

I'll take that bet, my personal Al Snow, F1gm3nt! How much!

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[Jester]

Dukes will upset...
anyone wanna put up money on this?

I also would put money on Al. It is not a street fight which means you need stamina which Joe doesn't have. If you have some left over after betting with F1Gm3nT let me know.

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[agent_314]

Fighting is pointless. Both of them will lose in the end. I too am kind of tired of the fighting. When will it all end?

Seriously I would rather see Joe Poo leave WNEW than Al. Al is a tool, but he is much funnier in that role than Poo is in his.

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[JoePoorules]

UUMMMMM JoePoo;)

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[Cybersoldier]

In less Al has retard strength, joe poo has a better chance to win

[irishkb]

I don't think that this will even happen but i would have to pick Al.. Mainly cause Joe will go all out in the first minute and then be too tired to defend himself....

[Naich]

Joe Poo is like Mick from Snatch. He only needs one punch to knock Al's candy ass out! It wouldn't happen anyway.

[spoon]

Al is a tool, but he is much funnier in that role than Poo is in his.

Al is a tool, but funnier than JPoo??? Sorry agent, but your fucking nuts as Joe can bust naturally and Al works like the sleep drug Sonata. As for the fight, Naich is nuts too! Sorry bro I hope Joe would win, but he certainly doesn't compare with your man from Snatch. Not many do. Joe would more likely compare to Bruce Cambell in Army of Darkness. A braggart, witty, brash, smart ass, and coward all in one. And once he has to actually fight or has his bluff called, surprises himself when he takes Al out. Al may have that super human retard strength though. I do think Al will worry about getting marks on his face too so he'll be a puss in a fight.

Cya.

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[Brick Jesus]

As much as I like Joe Poo, I have to say Al. He might get in the ring and just get all his aggression out on Joe. And in the event Al can come up with that kind of Wolverine berserker rage, Joe wouldn't stand a chance.

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[legroommusic]

al would win in a slap fight

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[hyperspace]

I'd pick a fight with some of the girls here.. they would win big time!!

[vegeta]

Letting a girl win a fight is so hot, especially if you tussle on the ground, get sweaty, and she ends up pinning you on the floor!

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[Tall_James]

ok, who would you pick in a fight...

a bear or a gorilla?

better yet...

yogi vs magilla?

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[IkeaBoy]

A couple of days ago Al said he was learning boxing from videos and I actually got one of Al's video collection, it's called The Three STooges: Punch Drunks. I hope it helps his defense and offense

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[vegeta]

Wow! According to Al Dukes, you can become a skilled, precise fighter from watching Tae Bo and shadowboxing!

I guess I wasted 7 years in karate school taking and giving beatings. I guess an unsuccessful radio show producer knows more than me!

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