Memorable quotes from the show.

[hereintheUK]

What's everyones favourites? These don't necessarily have to be from Ron & Fez just people connected with the show.

I'll start with a couple. Who said the following You're going down Frighty Fright style

and who was the person with this memorable one. FRONT AND CENTRE EARL!!!

[mikeyboy]

You're going down Frighty Fright style

Lisa Croft

[King Hippos Bandaid]

any quote that involves slack not being cut

[hammersavage]

If you're fat and you wear sweatpants, it just looks like you've given up on paaaaaaannnntts.

stupid arab.

[OGC]

FRONT AND CENTRE EARL!!!


You spelled center wrong.


As far as memorable quotes from the show go, you can't do any better than to check here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=53197).

[alabamatrucker]

This doesnt really fall into the quote topic, But remember when ronnie was asking dave how heather mills lost her leg? Dave told em it was a mine in some foreign country while she was doing some kinda peace corp work., Funniest shit i have ever heard on the show.

[Serpico1103]

Not exact quotes.
"I am leaving the show to go back to school."
"I would like to produce bits and rejoinders everyday."
"I will have sex by June 1st or have sex with Fez."
"In heaven you follow God around saying Holy, Holy, Holy."
"No."
"And, I understand that."
"I take full responsibility." - never does
"Ron Wood will be booked by"
"I didn't touch the TV"
"One more time Dave."
All by Earl
I hate Earl.

[moochcassidy]

whadda i have to say?...this is not a bit

im the gay guy on broadwaaay

i get passionate about people who SUCK

i have balls

im the gay guy! im the gay guy! greaaaat

wee wee wee. boring

i go up and say wannna make out

dont jam it in my mouth

[moochcassidy]

[QUOTE=richg0404;1767131]You spelled center wrong.[/COLOR]

you spelt spelled wrong

[skeeball]

Ron: Who's nicer than me?
Dave: (without hesitation) Bronson Pinchot

[sailor]

This doesnt really fall into the quote topic, But remember when ronnie was asking dave how heather mills lost her leg? Dave told em it was a mine in some foreign country while she was doing some kinda peace corp work., Funniest shit i have ever heard on the show.

that would be better off here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=53439)

lleeder's best work.

[hammersavage]

Bon Jovi fan since day 1!!!

I want those bastards thrown in jail!

[Freakshow]

Anything involving nice girls being hookers.

[ANC]

[quote=richg0404;1767131]You spelled center wrong.[/color]

you spelt spelled wrong

RF.net spelled colour wrong. :laugh:

[Matty3Bucks]

I always like

"it doesn't make you a bad person"

and

of course, any quote by the midnight rider

[ahhdurr]

fuckin starvin

so uncomfortable

[TheDullGreens]

"I wish Muny was still alive playing records, I'd be there everyday away from Ron and Fez." Ron singing that line as Earl. Cracked me up for two weeks.

[CambriaBurning]

My favorite now is when Dave and Fez make an actual joke:

"Hey, you made a little joke there" - or something to that effect.

And Dave yelling "SAME!" when they start chanting "Diiiiiiffferrrent! diiiiiifffferrrrent!"

Then there's classic "And I understand that, but..."

[patsopinion]

um-bye-ay
um-bye-oh

[RhinoinMN]

Ronnie B:
Well, I've got 2 radio shows and get paid for three.

He said this to a few callers just after Free FM changed format. Cracked me up every time.

[Tallman388]

When Ron calls Fez "Tater Tits" I crack up like a hyena.

[patrick187]

THe one quote Ron wishes he could take back. "Yeah, we'll take Earl."

[CambriaBurning]

Oh yeah... another of my favorites is when someone makes a bad joke... Ron just says "Good one..."

[patsopinion]

i love when fez or dave try to make jokes and he gets all supportive
you make a joke?
no it was good

[hereintheUK]

ron aaaannnd fez,ron and fez...rrrrrrroooooooonnnand fez, rah fezzzz, ronnnn and fez,RONANDFEZ......roonn and fffeezzz

[dotsncoms]

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