Who would you want to give your eulogy

[patsopinion]

who would you want to give your eulogy
You can have anyone put together something and read it to your friends and family

you have no choice in what they say of course (so ron might not be the best choice because if hes ticked at earl that day...)

but anyone to stand in there and send you off
who you gonna pick?

[underdog]

Hitler. Or Imus.

[PapaBear]

Big A

[BoondockSaint]

Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

[DonInNC]

Bob Dylan

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Chris Jackson

[BoondockSaint]

Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

Chris Jackson

Hoo hoo.

[SatCam]

Fez Whatley

[underdog]

Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

Good call. But I think I would have gone with Shareef Abdur-Rahim.

[underdog]

Chris Jackson

:lol:

[DonInNC]

Or maybe a parrot that's trained to say "All's well that end's well."

[Slumbag]

Maynard James Keenan from Tool.
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[BoondockSaint]

Good call. But I think I would have gone with Shareef Abdur-Rahim.

He has tourette's?

[earthbrown]

Barak Obama


K

[ChrisTheCop]

James Earl Jones.


And I'm serious so you fuckers better make it happen.

[spoon]

Big-A

It would never end.

[jonyrotn]

If he can be dead, Martin Luther King Jr.....
If he can't be dead, an Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur duet..

Delivered like a Run-DMC jam....Ahhhhh Shiiiit!

[underdog]

Big A

Big-A

Hoo Hoo (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68561&)

He has tourette's?

Hopefully.

[spoon]

As if I read Papabear posts!

Ha!

[spoon]

Dual eulogy baby! It's that simply.

[PapaBear]

As if I read Papabear posts!

Ha!
I'd say something about this, but I don't read your posts.

[spoon]

I'd say something about this, but I don't read your posts.

Did somebody say something?

[IMSlacker]

My Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandson.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

God

if he gets paroled

[A.J.]

Nobody. I don't want any service.

[Ritalin]

James Earl Jones.


And I'm serious so you fuckers better make it happen.

If we can't get James Earl Jones will Morgan Freeman do, Andy Dufresne?

[Freakshow]

Fez Whatley

Somebody is desperate for a fezatorial, or maybe a catty moment.


Maynard James Keenan from Tool.


2nd.

[Hottub]

I would fuckin' looove to have Ron Bennington do my fuckin' eulogy.
I could just hear him now. He would turn things around and put it in his perspective.
The 5 people who attend my service will be blown away.

[CountryBob]

I second Morgan Freeman - he did real good as president in Deep Imact.

BTW... A friend of mine died from injuries when he crashed his car and they had no eulogy but just played a few songs - the last song was The Joker by Steve Miller band. His mom said he told her what he wanted a day before he died. Funny though - I heard he was in a coma.

WHat song(s) whould you have played?

[jonyrotn]

I've already told my much younger siblings that they can play whatever they want but...

They have to play "Spirit In the Sky"-Norman Greenbaum, corny I know, but what the fuck...And...

They have to play "Free Bird"-Lynyrd Skynyrd, I made this choice at about age 10..How morbid? And...

They have to play "Amazin Grace" on the Pipes and Drums..

After that they can play fuckin Wierd Al Yankovich for all I care..

[Ritalin]

I've already told my much younger siblings that they can play whatever they want but...

They have to play "Spirit In the Sky"-Norman Greenbaum, corny I know, but what the fuck...And...

They have to play "Free Bird"-Lynyrd Skynyrd, I made this choice at about age 10..How morbid? And...

They have to play "Amazin Grace" on the Pipes and Drums..

After that they can play fuckin Wierd Al Yankovich for all I care..

I promise to attend and right after "Spirit in the Sky" is over, I'm gonna hold a lighter over my head and start yelling FREEBIRD!

[Friday]

the goddess, Queen Latifah.

and I want them to play "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen as my casket leaves the building.

yep.

[Fezticle98]

Someone close to me, that actually knows me.

[FANDICK]

Mr. Snuffleupagus

[Mike Teacher]

Nobody. I don't want any service.

I'm not the only one. Good.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I second Morgan Freeman - he did real good as president in Deep Imact.

BTW... A friend of mine died from injuries when he crashed his car and they had no eulogy but just played a few songs - the last song was The Joker by Steve Miller band. His mom said he told her what he wanted a day before he died. Funny though - I heard he was in a coma.

WHat song(s) whould you have played?



if you cant outlast Morgan Freeman than you sir are in trouble

[Melissa the Accountant]

I'm gonna hold a lighter over my head and start yelling FREEBIRD!

My brother-in-law died in a car accident this Memorial Day and his stupid girlfriend of like 5 months kept trying to make decisions for his funeral - one of the things she suggested was that Free Bird be played. The rest of the family vetoed it, but the whole thing had me thinking about funeral planning and how maybe it would be good to make some decisions now. His brother was only 24, so it's not like he probably ever gave it any thought, and it really sucked for the family to have to make all these awful decisions while trying to keep in mind what he would have wanted.

I haven't decided for sure, but I had in mind that I'd like a Warren Zevon song. I had a hard time deciding whether I wanted to go with a nice song or a funny song. I think the most apropos one would be "Keep Me In Your Heart", but if I died from a terminal illness I think "My Shit's Fucked Up" would be humorous because most people at a funeral would not expect something like that. Or, if I died because I ignored the fire drills at work one too many times, "I Was In The House When The House Burned Down." Very tasteful.

[DrDrew319]

crazy jen

[Fezticle98]

crazy jen

It would turn your funeral into Jonestown 2.

[britneypablo]

Earl because he is religious and might be able to get me into heaven

[patsopinion]

Earl because he is religious and might be able to get me into heaven

theres no way dinos on the fucking arc gets you into heaven

[burrben]

Bob Dylan

yeah me too

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ric Flair.

[RhinoinMN]

Crazed one.

[ChrisTheCop]

If we can't get James Earl Jones will Morgan Freeman do, Andy Dufresne?

No, if you cant get James Earl Jones, I'd like David Prowse.
Or Matt Sloan.

And I want my ashes scattered in Bar9,
so the cats finally have somewhere to go.

[nukinfuts]

Tom Brokaw or Sean Connery

[Caseyelan]

If my life works out like I want it to...
One of my kids.
If my life doesn't work out the way I want to...
My husband


I would like Jeff Buckleys version of satisfied mind played and I want to be cremated asap and put somewhere my kids can come be "with" me. Preferably up in the lake we go to in NH.

I like the thought of having my ashes somewhere you need to be on a boat to "visit".

[bobrobot]

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[Recyclerz]

Pericles.


I have a very inflated self-worth. :wink:

[patsopinion]

If my life works out like I want it to...
One of my kids.
If my life doesn't work out the way I want to...
My husband


I would like Jeff Buckleys version of satisfied mind played and I want to be cremated asap and put somewhere my kids can come be "with" me. Preferably up in the lake we go to in NH.

I like the thought of having my ashes somewhere you need to be on a boat to "visit".

:clap:
what does that say about daves public speaking?
or
does that mean you hope not to be with dave later in life?

[patsopinion]

the goddess, Queen Latifah.

and I want them to play "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen as my casket leaves the building.

yep.

is fridays a lesbian?

[landarch]

I second the great Ron Bennington. Too bad he doesn't like funerals or weddings.

[Coach]

is fridays a lesbian?is now after hooking up with Creampie Jones.