Do You Act Your Age???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Well do ya?


I personally have started acting more like my age since marriage but am still very immature.

I still am bad with money and drink like I am 21

[ChrisTheCop]

My motto is youre only as old as the girl in your bed.
(or words to that effect).

But even on those many, many, too many nights when there isnt such a scale,
I definitely dont act my age.
I spend too much, eat and drink too much, stay up way too late, get up late as well...

The only "adult" thing I do is pay my bills on time,
but I dont balance my check book.

[One Dead Fred]

I didn't think I acted my age until I started dating a girl almost half of my age. Mentally, I still think like a 24 year old but once you hang out with them, you realize you aren't!

[RhinoinMN]

I don't know, but I just got chewed out by an 18 year old lifeguard for ill advised use of the diving board at the local pool.

[Marc with a c]

of course not. we post on a messageboard.

[A.J.]

I have always acted like a vibrant senior.

[sailor]

i act even older.

[IamPixie]

I spend too much, eat and drink too much, stay up way too late, get up late as well...



Is that you, dave matthews?

[Tallman388]

I think I act my age, but then I look back in hindsight and realize that I still think I'm 22.

[Jimsy's Girl]

If I don't get my way I act about five years old. There are other immature aspects of my personality too. But for the most part I'm gonna say that I do act like I'm in my upper twenties, which I am. But I am not good about keeping track of what is in my checking account and sometimes it gets overdrawn and the ladies at the bank look at me funny.

When I get with my parent's I really regress into a pattern of childish behavior. I think cause they permit me to. Does that happen to anyone else?

[EliSnow]

What's my age again?

[Ritalin]

Who knows what that means anymore?

I was talking to a friend the other day about how we both have an older woman thing, and how I used to get crushes on my Mom's friends. I still have the hots for women with that certain look - I guess MILFs for lack of a better term - but I've been realizing that at 42 I'm the same age or older than most of those chicks.

[Jujubees2]

My motto is youre only as old as the girl in your bed.
(or words to that effect).

That's great Chris. Since my wife is seven years younger then me, I'm now 38!

[drjoek]

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Better Off Without a Wife Lyrics
Tom Waits



All my friends are married
every Tom and Dick and Harry
you must be strong
to go it alone
here's to the bachelors
and the bowery bums
and those who feel that they're the ones
who are better off without a wife

I like to sleep until the crack of noon
midnight howlin' at the moon
goin' out when I want to, comin' home when I please
I don't have to ask permission
if I want to go out fishing
and I never have to ask for the keys

never been no Valentino
had a girl who lived in Reno
left me for a trumpet player
didn't get me down
he was wanted for assault
though he said it weren't his fault
well the coppers rode him right
out of town

(chorus)

selfish about my privacy
as long as I can be with me
we get along so well I can't believe
I love to chew the fat with folks
and listen to all your dirty jokes
I'm so thankful for these friends
I do receive

(chorus)