So this friend of mine (chick) is a virgin...

[CassiusClay]

Shes hot, 25, and says she's waited this long why not wait til marriage. Must be a southern Christian thing. But, I respect it nonetheless. That being said, she does do everything except sex, i.e., handies and the occasional BJ. So she's been dating this guy for a couple of months now and they are at that glorious oral part of their relationship. We are out drinking the other night when out of nowhere she exclaims (laughingly) that the guy she is seeing has a very small penis...like a peanut. This is in front of a group of about 10 people...some strangers. She's crying in tears from the laughter. This angered me. Not b/c i have a small penis but the fact that she's a VIRGIN complaining about a small penis. If i had to give a guy an HJ or BJ i'd want him to have the smallest weiner in the world (i have weak wrists and my jaw clicks). It's like an atheist getting upset at someone saying "god dammit." That's the best analogy I could come up with this situation. Any thoughts? Am I in the wrong? Got a more fit analogy?

[DarkHippie]

A 25 year old girl down south that isnt married is already an old maid.

[nate1000]

A 25 year old girl down south that isnt married is already an old maid.

Or a lesbian.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

or does not have any male siblings

[Jennitalia]

teeny weenies stink

[MisterSmith]

Thank you mod-quote "gods." :lol:

[LaBoob]

If i had to give a guy an HJ or BJ i'd want him to have the smallest weiner in the world (i have weak wrists and my jaw clicks).

that is just silly talk... :blink:

teeny weenies stink

I agree... there is nothing more disappointing than smallness down there... I experienced a small one once that made me feel like I was with a child and I still cringe when I think about it.

[Jujubees2]

We are out drinking the other night when out of nowhere she exclaims (laughingly) that the guy she is seeing has a very small penis...like a peanut.

She's dating Howard Stern?

[LaBoob]

It's pretty terrible that she was being so vocal about him lacking down there to her friends... poor guy!

And I'm not so sure how I feel about a virgin being loud about penis sizes and sexual activities, kinda sounds like a slut... a virgin whore? Strangers with Candy anybody? http://www.jerriblank.com/amypolaroid.jpg

[Marc with a c]

What does she think of america?

[AngelAmy]

or does not have any male siblings

hippo made me laugh!

[Marc with a c]

hippo made me laugh!

minus one

[Recyclerz]

teeny weenies stink

I agree... there is nothing more disappointing than smallness down there... I experienced a small one once that made me feel like I was with a child and I still cringe when I think about it.


This is why there will always be a market for ridiculously expensive cars. :glurps:

[LaBoob]

This is why there will always be a market for ridiculously expensive cars. :glurps:

I was only disappointed this one time, and given my history that's pretty good odds. :bye:Shook me up good though.

[TheMojoPin]

I really didn't appreciate her comments about me to a bunch of strangers.

Now, if it had been in front of a bunch of friends and family, fine, but this? UNACCEPTABLE.

[DarkHippie]

that is just silly talk... :blink:



I agree... there is nothing more disappointing than smallness down there... I experienced a small one once that made me feel like I was with a child and I still cringe when I think about it.

and yet, large penis does not counter the unsexy of big, floppy man-tits and and wide, flat ass that grows like lava rushing up from the ocean floor, coolling and spread ing the tectonic plates apart a little at a time. :flush:

[LaBoob]

and yet, large penis does not counter the unsexy of big, floppy man-tits and and wide, flat ass that grows like lava rushing up from the ocean floor, coolling and spread ing the tectonic plates apart a little at a time. :flush:

Not when you put it that way :blink:

[CassiusClay]

[QUOTE=LaBoob;1770613]that is just silly talk... :blink:



So if you were to just go down on a guy, you'd want him to have a big penis?

[DarkHippie]

Not when you put it that way :blink:

i'm sending that to Reader's Digest: Towards More Picturesque Speech

[PanterA]

hippo made me laugh!he was making the girl in this story piss her pants.

[LaBoob]

[quote=LaBoob;1770613]that is just silly talk... :blink:



So if you were to just go down on a guy, you'd want him to have a big penis?

At least average or even slightly less... yes. I don't have weak wrists and my jaw doesn't click.

[AngelAmy]

minus one

I didn't mean it, I swear!!

[patsopinion]

shes a liar
about the virgin thing

and if she really issa virgin then his little dinkey will make it so she stays a virgin

[Serpico1103]

Shes hot, 25, and says she's waited this long why not wait til marriage. Must be a southern Christian thing. But, I respect it nonetheless. That being said, she does do everything except sex, i.e., handies and the occasional BJ. So she's been dating this guy for a couple of months now and they are at that glorious oral part of their relationship. We are out drinking the other night when out of nowhere she exclaims (laughingly) that the guy she is seeing has a very small penis...like a peanut. This is in front of a group of about 10 people...some strangers. She's crying in tears from the laughter. This angered me. Not b/c i have a small penis but the fact that she's a VIRGIN complaining about a small penis. If i had to give a guy an HJ or BJ i'd want him to have the smallest weiner in the world (i have weak wrists and my jaw clicks). It's like an atheist getting upset at someone saying "god dammit." That's the best analogy I could come up with this situation. Any thoughts? Am I in the wrong? Got a more fit analogy?

So how long have you been dating this virgin?

[Kevin]

So how long have you been dating this virgin?

Ha!

[donnie_darko]

i dont really get the point to this, a small penis is a small penis, it doesn't matter if the girls going to shove it in her ass or her mouth, its still funny for people to point out others inadequacies.

[topless_mike]

[quote=CassiusClay;1770722]

At least average or even slightly less... yes. I don't have weak wrists and my jaw doesn't click.

sooooo, what are you doing tonite?

[JerseyRich]

sooooo, what are you doing tonite?

A chick.

[LaBoob]

A chick.

:lol: At least if a chick's dick is too small I could tell her to buy a bigger one.

[topless_mike]

:unsure:

[lleeder]

Well she's obviously the one with the big mouth.

[LaBoob]

:unsure:


Just kiddin'... I like the real thing. :thumbup:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the only thing virgin in the south is olive oil


this girl is obviously not counting molestations by uncles

[patsopinion]

Just kiddin'... I like the real thing. :thumbup:

are you a lesbian or not?
im confused


if you are i heard fridays might be in the market
or maybe shes not
again, confused

at least with khb you know where you stand

[lleeder]

are you a lesbian or not?
im confused


if you are i heard fridays might be in the market
or maybe shes not
again, confused

at least with khb you know where you stand

in a big shadow

[DarkHippie]

Just kiddin'... I like the real thing. :thumbup:

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much

[King Hippos Bandaid]

in a big shadow


u havent seen me recently sir

I am close to 200 now, am creeping up on being as skinny as u

[lleeder]

u havent seen me recently sir

I am close to 200 now, am creeping up on being as skinny as u

I really find weight jokes to be hack by now but that one was such a set up.

[S0S]

Chick's virginity :thumbdown: < lleeder's birthday:clap:

Happy Birthday lleeder (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70714)

[topless_mike]

Just kiddin'... I like the real thing. :thumbup:

good.... your keeping my dream alive....

[DonInNC]

I too have experienced humiliation from an unimprssed partner. It's not that my penis is small, it's that they built the glory hole from 1 1/2" sheetrock.

[Leticia]

I too have experienced humiliation from an unimprssed partner. It's not that my penis is small, it's that they built the glory hole from 1 1/2" sheetrock.

:unsure:

[DarkHippie]

I too have experienced humiliation from an unimprssed partner. It's not that my penis is small, it's that they built the glory hole from 1 1/2" sheetrock.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[JustJon]

Just kiddin'... I like the real thing. :thumbup:

how YOU doin'? :wink:

[Badinia]

I too have experienced humiliation from an unimprssed partner. It's not that my penis is small, it's that they built the glory hole from 1 1/2" sheetrock.

HAR! She thought it was a rosy mushroom! :clap: