Point & laugh, i'm a dumb ass!

[cozzie]

I was playing baseball on my PS3 last night. I was sitting in my office chair Indian style. Anyway a FUCKING moth was annoying me, so I tried to catch it in my right hand. I took a good downward swing with my right hand and missed the FUCIKing moth. I fell out of my chair and hit the floor. I went to my doctor today, and was informed that I tore all the muscles in my shoulder, and tore shit in my elbow. All because I was to lazy to get up, get a hat and kill said moth. Dumb me I tried to knock it out like I was Mike Tyson. Oh well,I now have type lefthanded for 2 weeks.


So now point and laugh!

[Kevin]

http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[Killatrees420]

Back in 2002 I slipped on a basketball and fractured and dislocated my radial bone in my elbow. My soldiers pointed and laughed at me also. But they brought me beer after I had 2 have emergency surgery to fix my arm.http://a677.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_eb0765912c8378e3aa758b04242048e4.jpg

[JPMNICK]

what are you made of graham crackers?

[OGC]

.... Oh well,I now have type lefthanded for 2 weeks.


So now point and laugh!


That ain't all you'll be doing lefthanded for 2 weeks, if you get my drift.

[cheesehead]

Look on the bright side, at least you don't have an obsolete catch phrase branded on your ass.

[Snoogans]

I was playing baseball on my PS3 last night. I was sitting in my office chair Indian style. Anyway a FUCKING moth was annoying me, so I tried to catch it in my right hand. I took a good downward swing with my right hand and missed the FUCIKing moth. I fell out of my chair and hit the floor. I went to my doctor today, and was informed that I tore all the muscles in my shoulder, and tore shit in my elbow. All because I was to lazy to get up, get a hat and kill said moth. Dumb me I tried to knock it out like I was Mike Tyson. Oh well,I now have type lefthanded for 2 weeks.


So now point and laugh!

2 weeks? You didnt fuckin tear shit important if you are only fucked for 2 weeks.

[Fallon]

You should be a baseball player.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Brandon-Inge-angles-for-a-lucrative-pillow-endor?urn=mlb,90675

[Snoogans]

Look on the bright side, at least you don't have an obsolete catch phrase branded on your ass.

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