How did you talk yourself into her ass?

[lleeder]

Arguements for anal.

[OGC]

Alcohol is the only way I have ever won that argument. Get her drunk, and lots of foreplay.

[TheMojoPin]

"lleeder, you dropped your pencil over there."

[midwestjeff]

I'll play.

First time: She said, "Do you want to put it in my butt?". And I did.

Second time: She said, "Wrong hole." I said "There is no wrong hole." And I took it.

Different girls. Good times. Although, the second one lead to a moment of clarity and my first attempt at sobriety. Long story.

[IamFogHat]

Arguements for anal.

Stop trying to steal my thunder, Mr Daily HasBeen.

[K.C.]

*sneak up behind her, tap her on the right shoulder, then move to her left*

Her: Huh? (turning right and seeing no one)

*unzip pants and insert*

Her: Wha....OH!

[Hottub]

First, you need to eat it like it's your last meal.

[cheesehead]

Arguements for anal.

Yes, alcohol was involved.

Amazingly after that time, it was easy.

She didn't just like it, she LOVED it!

[ungluedcargo]

The frugal argument: " its cheaper than birth control"

The patriotic argument: "if you dont let me do this the terrorists win"

My usual argument: "come on its my birth day, our anniversary, valentines day ,groundhog day....etc.

[Sevenyears]

you have to get her used to ass play. Use your tongue or finger. It really takes time and energy. The key is to get her to want you to do it. Then she will cum hard. A dildo or vibrator for her clit is good too. Dp. A chick can birth a baby. a little dp is nothing for them.

[Coach]

my cock is cold.

[MadMatt]

I really don't understand the desire to do this. More power to you guys that dig it, but I have never had any interest.

That said, I would imagine the idea of experimentation might go a long way if you have a good relationship with your chick. I mean the concept of "at least try anything once" is the hallmark of a good sexual relationship - as long as it isn't horribly deviant or painful.

[jauble]

complete accident followed by no complaints.

[TheMojoPin]

Dp. A chick can birth a baby. a little dp is nothing for them.

That makes absolutely no sense unless you've somehow witnessed a woman shitting out a baby.

"Ow, you're fucking my belly button!"

"It's OK, you can birth a baby."

[Friday]

unless she is a serious goer.... the most effective resume i have heard of is a small cock :bye:

[K.C.]

unless she is a serious goer.... the most effective resume i have heard of is a small cock :bye:

Bah...it's no fun unless she's at least wide enough to jam a cueball in there.

...not that I'd know anything about that...

[Coach]

I really don't understand the desire to do this. More power to you guys that dig it, but I have never had any interest.

That said, I would imagine the idea of experimentation might go a long way if you have a good relationship with your chick. I mean the concept of "at least try anything once" is the hallmark of a good sexual relationship - as long as it isn't horribly deviant or painful.I was with you until you said "hallmark" . I'll spare you the shitty greeting cards jokes.

[ahhdurr]

After she showed slight interest in the subject I never missed an opportunity to casually encourage it. Psych 101 - constant casual positive reinforcement. It eventually happened.

So wonderful - just like fucking a guy.

[jauble]

After she showed slight interest in the subject I never missed an opportunity to casually encourage it. Psych 101 - constant casual positive reinforcement. It eventually happened.

So wonderful - just like fucking a guy.

mod quoting motherfucker

[cozzie]

This is an easy one, both of you get drunk , then naked. Start hammering away, when you finally notice the tears and the grimmacing, stop and ask her "whats wrong?" , when she tells you "your fucking my ass" apologize and keep going. Worked for me, after that she would want it at last once every 2 weeks.:drunk::drunk:

[Cito Gaston]

That makes absolutely no sense unless you've somehow witnessed a woman shitting out a baby.

"Ow, you're fucking my belly button!"

"It's OK, you can birth a baby."

Hilarious, fucking hilarious!

[jonyrotn]

I'll play.

First time: She said, "Do you want to put it in my butt?". And I did.

Second time: She said, "Wrong hole." I said "There is no wrong hole." And I took it.

Different girls. Good times. Although, the second one lead to a moment of clarity and my first attempt at sobriety. Long story.Hahahaha!



The only time this is even worth it to me is if her box is so big it if feels like she's just given birth to a 28lbs holliday goose..

First of all, It needs to be greesed like a set of metal bushings..If you skip the lube, you may end up with a broken jaw..

Second of all, it's messy as hell and if she doesn't know what she's doing, you can kiss both the sheets and your pride goodbye..Plus, it's pretty tough to stay sexy and romantic when you're covered with shit from the chin down..

Finally, If she has no interest or is too scared of the pain to even try..
How can I, with a straight face, tell her "don't worry baby, it's okay, it won't hurt"?
Because , if she were to try some similar shit on me, :ohmy:I'd spray kitchen cleaner in her eyes and beat her into a coma with a wine bottle!

In the past, I've even totally ignored a female's "heat of the moment" requested to "Oh, put it in my ass, pleeeeease"?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

3 words


Oops, My Bad.....

[sailor]

the first time i had sex with a girl it was anal. it's all aboot finding the right girl.

[fezident]

"Ow, you're fucking my belly button!"



Somehow... somewhere...there's an entire magazine dedicated to this.


And SOMEBODY has a subscription.

[furie]

it's very hard for an errant sperm to find its way to the vaginal host


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[TheMojoPin]

Any of you seriously saying that you did it "by accident" are full of it. Unless she was already a secret anal freak and had a butthole like a canyon and had "prepped" beforehand, you're lying your ass off.

[Team_Ramrod]

I bribed my wife with a 2008 Pontiac Grand Prix GXP.

[donnie_darko]

you dont go from nothing to banging a chick in the stinkpit
you gotta start with a finger,work your way up to a thumb, and if she likes it one day she'll just reach back and shove it into her ass herself.

and soon she'll start doing it more often.

and the you'll completely lose interest in it cause she gets enjoyment from it, and you'll start looking for another anal virgin to corrupt.

[A.J.]

Any of you seriously saying that you did it "by accident" are full of it. Unless she was already a secret anal freak and had a butthole like a canyon and had "prepped" beforehand, you're lying your ass off.

So to speak.

[TheMojoPin]

I was going to say "full of shit," but it seemed too ironic.

[Sevenyears]

That makes absolutely no sense unless you've somehow witnessed a woman shitting out a baby.

"Ow, you're fucking my belly button!"

"It's OK, you can birth a baby."


D P Double penitration
A vibrator in her pussy, your cock in her ass.

[TheMojoPin]

D P Double penitration
A vibrator in her pussy, your cock in her ass.

Yes, we all know what DP means.

That still doesn't make the idea that woman should have no problem with some butt-lovin' because she can have a child out of a completely different orifice any less nonsensical.

[cougarjake13]

asked her if she wanted to try, she said yes, she didnt like it too much though

[Jennitalia]

i've had a couple of boyfriends try and pull the ol' slip-eroo. "oops!":help:

[fezident]

i've had a couple of boyfriends try and pull the ol' slip-eroo. "oops!":help:
Damn it, Woman! I said I was sorry!!

[ahhdurr]

mod quoting motherfucker

oh - a mod on ronfez.net made that up? Holy shit I've found the source of everything. Fuck yourself.

[ahhdurr]

Oh- I'm a douche. Bad night.

[jonyrotn]

the first time i had sex with a girl it was anal. it's all aboot finding the right girl.
Why?
Did she have a sprained pussy or something?

I mean the "transvestite" joke is there, I almost went for it..But I'm really interested in finding out how this even happens..Like what woman (besides pros) even acts this way, especially with a virgin?


Yes, we all know what DP means.

Aaaaa-Ohhhh! Speak for youself porn-boy..:smile:

[sailor]

Why?
Did she have a sprained pussy or something?

I mean the "transvestite" joke is there, I almost went for it..But I'm really interested in finding out how this even happens..Like what woman (besides pros) even acts this way, especially with a virgin?

actually, it's not there. that's another reason i knew to add the "with a girl" part.

and, she just wanted to save the other until later in our relationship.

also, a few girls have been known to actually enjoy anal.

[TjM]

oh - a mod on ronfez.net made that up? Holy shit I've found the source of everything. Fuck yourself.



Oh- I'm a douche. Bad night.


:lol:

[~Katja~]

My usual argument: "come on its my birth day, our anniversary, valentines day ,groundhog day....etc.

.. or Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday....

Any of you seriously saying that you did it "by accident" are full of it. Unless she was already a secret anal freak and had a butthole like a canyon and had "prepped" beforehand, you're lying your ass off.

ha- the first time definitely is never an accident for a chick...


I bribed my wife with a 2008 Pontiac Grand Prix GXP.

tell me this went down in 1978

[weekapaugjz]

my romantic story with my current chick:

so it was last halloween weekend and we went out and had gotten completely shitfaced. get back to my apartment and were going at it for awhile. i threw out, "can i fuck your ass?" and she was all for it. the next morning she had to go to work in her pirate costume because she forgot a change of clothes (she changed once she got there). she told me later that she didn't remember even doing it until her ass was sore the next day.

she's a trooper.

[Jimsy's Girl]

my romantic story with my current chick:

so it was last halloween weekend and we went out and had gotten completely shitfaced. get back to my apartment and were going at it for awhile. i threw out, "can i fuck your ass?" and she was all for it. the next morning she had to go to work in her pirate costume because she forgot a change of clothes (she changed once she got there). she told me later that she didn't remember even doing it until her ass was sore the next day.

she's a trooper.

Damn straight she is. Real women like in the ass. Rum and coke does help in go in a little easier...

[TheMojoPin]

It's amazing how many guys who freak out at the idea of being called gay or love calling people gay as the ultimate insult seem obessed with sticking their junk into someone's poop chute.

[eeroomnhoj]

you have to get her used to ass play. Use your tongue or finger. It really takes time and energy. The key is to get her to want you to do it. Then she will cum hard. A dildo or vibrator for her clit is good too. Dp. A chick can birth a baby. a little dp is nothing for them.

I second this approach. And,,, don't try every night.

[jonyrotn]

i've had a couple of boyfriends try and pull the ol' slip-eroo. "oops!"

This POST is useless without pics.. :tongue:

The rest of you animals can keep your disgusting shit covered photos.. :smile:

[Friday]

It's amazing how many guys who freak out at the idea of being called gay or love calling people gay as the ultimate insult seem obessed with sticking their junk into someone's poop chute.

EXACTLY.

and after the first time a guy 'accidentally' went there, I decided that if my man wants to go there at all ... then i will be more than happy to introduce him to the fine world of internal prostate massage. :smoke:

[Jennitalia]

a friend of mine, i guess you can say, is a good egg. she'll give up the hiney when she's ragging it. i guess i dick with poo on it > dick with blood and uterine clumps.

[TheMojoPin]

EXACTLY.

and after the first time a guy 'accidentally' went there, I decided that if my man wants to go there at all ... then i will be more than happy to introduce him to the fine world of internal prostate massage. :smoke:

Nevermind that they'll say that that is "gay" becase "gay guys" like the assplay...yet they're trying their hardest to fuck someone up the ass, which is the cornerstone of gay guys having sex.

Idiots in denial.

Gay guys like blow jobs, too. Guess that's gay.

[Jughead]

Ive had lady's ask me if i wanted to do that.....I said it feels fine right where it is....I'm I weird??? I'm not even interested in that???..I Know Ive been married for 33years...But I was a front man in a fairly successful band for 15 And I was divorced from my wife for a year:innocent: ..No wonder no one missed me for 17 days:down:..Oh sorry this is the ass thread. sorry.....Forgive me.....

[Friday]

i missed you, juggy.

:wink:

[Dougie Brootal]

mojo said all super posters had to, to get their big ass veteran status. you shoulda heard what the moderators had to do.......<shudders>

[Jughead]

i missed you, juggy.

:wink:

I missed you 2 and everything is gonna work out great for you ..I know you have talent......I would really like to sing with you some day...I have a studio..Well access to a very good one its not mine,,, Maybe I can put something together someday and send you the the master.... and you could dub your part out there ...Then we should give it to Tub for his birthday or something...:smile:..I think he is mad at me for something???Maybe its just because Im a Seed....But he sure has made me feel welcome here as old as I am...:bye:..Oh this is the Butt thread forgive me I don't want to get off the thread course...

[Dougie Brootal]

i will be more than happy to introduce him to the fine world of internal prostate massage. :smoke:

sooooooooooo........
what are you doing tomorrow night?:bye:

[DolaMight]

Back Door Babes rule.

[britneypablo]

KY, buckets of it...:thumbup:

[A.J.]

Nevermind that they'll say that that is "gay" becase "gay guys" like the assplay...yet they're trying their hardest to fuck someone up the ass, which is the cornerstone of gay guys having sex.

Idiots in denial.

Gay guys like blow jobs, too. Guess that's gay.

"Roberta: Oral sex. What's so terrible about pleasing a woman?
Uncle Junior: You always have to talk about everything.
Roberta: I want to know why.
Uncle Junior: It's complicated.
Roberta: Yeah. But, why?
Uncle Junior: Why? Because they think if you suck pussy you'll suck anything.
Roberta: Oh, you're kidding.
Uncle Junior: It's a sign of weakness. And possibly a sign that you're a finooch'.
Roberta: A fag? That's ridiculous. How would the two even translate?
Uncle Junior: What are you gonna do? I don't make the rules. Hey, it's no big lifestyle choice."

http://www.tlntv.com/sopranos/cast/castimgs/JuniorSoprano-.jpg