I don't deserve life...

[JerryTaker]

I mean really? what future does this life has in store for me? to be alone for the rest of my life. The woman I've loved for 6 years sees me as a whiny jealous racist, and maybe she's right. maybe that's all I am. maybe our last six years meant nothing to her, because I am nothing. and if that is the case, then why am I still here? I want to die, so badly, I want to jump off the bridge, so close to there, about 3 blocks away, over the Schuylkill river. Why go on living? stay lonely? knowing that the only woman who's ever found me attractive is out whoring herself to any guy who comes along, knowing that the only woman to ever have any feelings for me is in love with someone else on a level she never could be with me? I can't stand being deceived by women who are supposedly attracted to me, but I know that can't be true, because I'm not attractive. I'm not worth anything, and if I had any balls, I'd drown in the river tonight.
please, please, let me die, right now, the world is better off without me, and my presence is a burden and a nuisance, and I just want death to take me, please?

again, please don't raise any alarms, I'm not going to kill myself, I just would welcome death, if it would please, please, please, take me as soon as possible.

it's been proven so many times that my life is worthless, that so many would be so much better off if I were dead. I know you all hat me, please, shower me with hate and insults. tell me I'm a pussy. Tell me I'm worthless. tell me I don't deserve the air I'm stealing from you all....

I can't live my life hating myself and alone. I want death. please? again. I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself so don't give me the suicide prevention bullshit. just realize that I hate myself more than any of you could ever hate me, and I need you to tell me I'm worthless and miserable, and that I should either drown or burn or stab or poison or smother or hang or suffocate myself, because I'm not good enough to share society with the rest of you. You're all better than me and I need to stop dragging you all down with my existence.

you guys have looks, money, charm, intellect. any of those things... any one could be enough to at least let someone of the opposite sex talk to you,for at least a few minutes.... but I have none of that. You libertarians want me to suffer, I understand. I'm not good enough. Darwin proves that I'm not fit, so kill me, please? let me die, please? someone, anyone, find me... kill me... I'm not hard to find, I'm so fat and so ugly I stick out like a sore thumb. I'm a walking freak show. all I ask for is a bullet to the brain. please end it for me? let me die...

AGAIN. I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself, that's why I ask you... no alarms, no hot lines. I'll still be here in the morning, unfortunately, but I'll hate every minute of it, wishing I was dead....

thanks for your time. I'm sorry it was wasted on a nothing like me...
-Jerry

***MOJO MOD NOTE***

As the creator of the thread, Jerry has OK'ed people joking around with him or even getting tough, despite this thread having been moved to the That's Life forum. That said, however, that move was made by me to show that anyone obviously trolling in here simply to attack or make fun of someone in Jerry's spot won't be tolerated.

[cozzie]

Damn, why all the self hate over a woman? Shit people get lied to all the time by people they "love" or people that are supposed to "love" them. If you really feel that bad go jump in a kiddie pool and splash around. have some fucking fun.

[JerryTaker]

not just A woman, ALL women. I'm literally just not built right. my DNA didn't pair up in the right way. Women are just disgusted by me. I'm an ugly, short fat disgusting noting. and nothing can change that. (I'm actually working on being fat. I've lost almost 20 lbs in the last 2 months but it really doesn't matter, because I'm still short, creepy and ugly.)

[Cito Gaston]

God damn, again!?

Turn the record over.

[JerryTaker]

I'm still me, unfortunately. Sorry.

[Slumbag]

I'm still me, unfortunately. Sorry.

Have you tried to change anything since the last post of this nature?? If you're unhappy, try and do things differently. Yeah, it's difficult and yeah it sucks, but if you're not happy, SOMETHING has to change. And this short and fat stuff is nonsense. MIDGETS have girlfriends, dude. Morbidly Obese people find people to love them. There's someone for everyone man. Billions of motherfuckers on this planet.

[Devo37]

is rf.net in summer repeat season?

Taker, if you need anti-suicide advice, seek professional help. posting the occasional "i wanna kill myself" thread is not gonna get you anywhere. take control of your own life.

[PapaBear]

You might want to think about the "racist" thing, too. I don't know if you are one, but someone in your life thinks you are, so you might be. Not being a racist can open you up to a lot of opportunities.

[JerryTaker]

Have you tried to change anything since the last post of this nature?? If you're unhappy, try and do things differently. Yeah, it's difficult and yeah it sucks, but if you're not happy, SOMETHING has to change. And this short and fat stuff is nonsense. MIDGETS have girlfriends, dude. Morbidly Obese people find people to love them. There's someone for everyone man. Billions of motherfuckers on this planet.

Midgets and morbidly obese people have girlfriends because they're still human. I'm sub-human. I'm too ugly to exist. I'm really really horrible. Those unfortunate enough to have met me years ago can vouch, but I really don't deserve to have anyone attracted to me.
They'll tell you...

[JerryTaker]

You might want to think about the "racist" thing, too. I don't know if you are one, but someone in your life thinks you are, so you might be. Not being a racist can open you up to a lot of opportunities.


I actually don't think I'm a racist, she kind of made a big deal about her new BF being a "dark elf" in Everquest, it may have more to do with her self-perceived persecution, but I have no right to accurately judge myself positively, so I may be a racist, for all I know...

[Cito Gaston]

There are people out there with disablilities, horrible diseases and more. To me, you need to grow the fuck up and move on. If not, this nothing more than an awful cry for a attention when you could be doing something about it.

[JerryTaker]

There are people out there with disablilities, horrible diseases and more. To me, you need to grow the fuck up and move on. If not, this nothing more than an awful cry for a attention when you could be doing something about it.

like what? I have two options:
1, Plastic surgery
2, Death

I wish I could be afflicted with a disability or a horrible disease, just to stop the above argument. You attractive people have no idea what it's like to be shunned and alone, so you don't realize how horrible it really is

[cozzie]

i've had 2 freinds commit suicide, both were very fun loving people always the life of the party. It's always the one's you don't expect to do it , that end up doing it. The rest are just seeking a little attention. Get over yourself and your self loathing, everone's life sucks to some extent! Your's is no worse than a million other peoples.

[Friday]

fucking kill yourself already.

i have suicidal thoughts almost every day but i don't annoy my fake message board friends with them. jesus.
don't you know there are therapists and support groups for this crap?
go there.
leave the interwebs to dick jokes and menial life issues.

ugh.

[JerryTaker]

to be clear, I would gladly take the horrible disease from anyone, so that they can live free from it. ugliness and stupidity is not a recognized disease by the CDC, so I'm not considered diseased, but I will die from it all the same. My life is worthless, and if I can take the disease from someone who could live a normal life without it, than I would, but we are doomed all the same, make no mistake...

[Cito Gaston]

like what? I have two options:
1, Plastic surgery
2, Death

I wish I could be afflicted with a disability or a horrible disease, just to stop the above argument. You attractive people have no idea what it's like to be shunned and alone, so you don't realize how horrible it really is

Man, usually people of lesser looks have the best, amazing personalities. I guess we can put that myth to bed.

[JerryTaker]

fucking kill yourself already.

i have suicidal thoughts almost every day but i don't annoy my fake message board friends with them. jesus.
don't you know there are therapists and support groups for this crap?
go there.
leave the interwebs to dick jokes and menial life issues.

ugh.
Finally, some clear advice from a Woman who sees me as I really am...

I really wish I could kill myself. trust me, I want to so badly, but I can't, for some insane reason, I can't lean back far enough on that bridge. I'm just too much of a pussy. but knowing that you want me to do it helps me all the more.

Thank You;
-Jerry

[JerryTaker]

Man, usually people of lesser looks have the best, amazing personalities. I guess we can put that myth to bed.

no, just me, because I'm worthless.

[midwestjeff]

I, too, am worthless.

[Devo37]

1,982 posts from Taker at his point.

what's the over/under on post #3000 being a "whoa is me" thread?

[Friday]

I, too, am worthless.

now you... you have worth.

at the very least in chat.

(sorry, just beating spoony to it.... :wink:)

[JerryTaker]

yeah I didn't think so. the cookie cutter response of "do Something about it" is all well and good until the question is asked, "well WHAT do you do about it?" because nobody understands the abject loneliness that comes with being unfit for human society, nobody can really say how to fix it, other than a nice slash of the throat...
so far you've proved my point, just like my now-ex did of the point I made 6 years ago... hey look, I'm always right... damn.

-Jerry

[Cito Gaston]

now you... you have worth.

at the very least in chat.

(sorry, just beating spoony to it.... :wink:)

Now that's the Trace I know and love!

[Cito Gaston]

1,982 posts from Taker at his point.

what's the over/under on post #3000 being a "whoa is me" thread?

Now take a look at the threads he created and waaalaaa, a pattern sets in.

[JerryTaker]

Twice Friday's decided to prove me right tonight. Keep that up and I just may convince myself that I'm right and hopeless. Schuylkill river, here I come...

[Friday]

Twice Friday's decided to prove me right tonight. Keep that up and I just may convince myself that I'm right and hopeless. Schuylkill river, here I come...

i say take a flight to Frisco and do it classay like off the golden gate :bye:

[Slumbag]

Twice Friday's decided to prove me right tonight. Keep that up and I just may convince myself that I'm right and hopeless. Schuylkill river, here I come...

Don't fucking do that.
Don't bring up killing yourself to get someone to quit speaking negatively about you. That's a cop out, man. This not fit for human existence if nonsense, dude. Utter fucking nonsense. You need to quit being dramatic, and take control of your shit (that sounds ultra faggy and Dr. Phil-ish. Sorry).
All you do is focus on negative shit about yourself. That's a big part of your problem.

[JerryTaker]

i say take a flight to Frisco and do it classay like off the golden gate :bye:

Yeah, I guess I can officially put you in the "I was right" column.

Thanks, seriously;
-Jerry

[Sinestro]

You're right. Life sucks. People that don't think so are in denial. I hate people and couples when they're so happy. I mean, where can I get some of that. FU to the thing called Life. The only thing about suicide is that the afterlife might suck too or there isn't any. Don't let those religios zealots fool you other wise.

[Friday]

You're right. Life sucks. People that don't think so are in denial. I hate people and couples when they're so happy. I mean, where can I get some of that. FU to the thing called Life. The only thing about suicide is that the afterlife might suck too or there isn't any. Don't let those religios zealots fool you other wise.

in the afterlife i am going to have a condo with my schmoopie, 2 cats and a dog, and a pool filled with fire.
i can't fuckin wait.

[TerryJaker]

My life is awesome. I met the woman of my dreams! Me and my pooky bear snuggle every night together as well nod off to sleep, drunk with romance. We never lie to each other, we like to call each other the ole truth serum because gosh darnit, I just can't lie to that beauitful face!

I got a job the day after I graduated from college (valedictorian with a 4.0 GPA!) and I've been there for 6 years! I love all my co-workers and they love me, mostly because of my optimism and sunny disposition! I don't even need to work. I won $300 million in the Powerball but I just love my job so much that I just couldn't quit. I love waking up every morning with a purpose and self-worth, it's what drives me!

If I could live to a million I would! LIFE IS WONDERFUL! OH HAPPY DAY!

[patsopinion]

i know ur situation

and as ive said to keity in the past..

enjoy baseball



it may seem strange but god and all the other pressure (girls ect) really goes away when you love baseball

[Slumbag]

Holy Fuck..................

[Cito Gaston]

My life is awesome. I met the woman of my dreams! Me and my pooky bear snuggle every night together as well nod off to sleep, drunk with romance. We never lie to each other, we like to call each other the ole truth serum because gosh darnit, I just can't lie to that beauitful face!

I got a job the day after I graduated from college (valedictorian with a 4.0 GPA!) and I've been there for 6 years! I love all my co-workers and they love me, mostly because of my optimism and sunny disposition! I don't even need to work. I won $300 million in the Powerball but I just love my job so much that I just couldn't quit. I love waking up every morning with a purpose and self-worth, it's what drives me!

If I could live to a million I would! LIFE IS WONDERFUL! OH HAPPY DAY!

Oh TerryJaker, you inspire us all!

[Sinestro]

My life is awesome. I met the woman of my dreams! Me and my pooky bear snuggle every night together as well nod off to sleep, drunk with romance. We never lie to each other, we like to call each other the ole truth serum because gosh darnit, I just can't lie to that beauitful face!

I got a job the day after I graduated from college (valedictorian with a 4.0 GPA!) and I've been there for 6 years! I love all my co-workers and they love me, mostly because of my optimism and sunny disposition! I don't even need to work. I won $300 million in the Powerball but I just love my job so much that I just couldn't quit. I love waking up every morning with a purpose and self-worth, it's what drives me!

If I could live to a million I would! LIFE IS WONDERFUL! OH HAPPY DAY!

Then you woke up and realized that it wasn't real. Life sucks that way, always teasing us for something better when there is nothing there.

[JerryTaker]

My life is awesome. I met the woman of my dreams! Me and my pooky bear snuggle every night together as well nod off to sleep, drunk with romance. We never lie to each other, we like to call each other the ole truth serum because gosh darnit, I just can't lie to that beauitful face!

I got a job the day after I graduated from college (valedictorian with a 4.0 GPA!) and I've been there for 6 years! I love all my co-workers and they love me, mostly because of my optimism and sunny disposition! I don't even need to work. I won $300 million in the Powerball but I just love my job so much that I just couldn't quit. I love waking up every morning with a purpose and self-worth, it's what drives me!

If I could live to a million I would! LIFE IS WONDERFUL! OH HAPPY DAY!

ok, I have to admit, that's awesome. Thanks. you made me laugh for the first time in a while.

[patsopinion]

ok, I have to admit, that's awesome. Thanks. you made me laugh for the first time in a while.

i hate to make this about me but i gave some pretty good adcive up there

[TerryJaker]

ok, I have to admit, that's awesome. Thanks. you made me laugh for the first time in a while.

I'd say this brought a smile to my face friend, but I was already smiling, as always! I'm always at maximum smile, but if I could smile at 110% this post would make me do just that. But I'm not going to give up! Mommy always said you can always smile just a little bit more, if you say your prayers to baby Jesus, eat well, keep a positive attitude and keep your heart full of sunshine and mirth! Someday, I will smile 110%! That's the attitude you have to keep! And I will!

[Sinestro]

All you do is focus on negative shit about yourself. That's a big part of your problem.


So how do you focus on the positive? It's so easy to say shit like that.

The glass is half full or empty.

There are other fishes in the sea.

It'll get better as time goes on.

You'll find someone better.

You just go to believe in yourself.

Blah, blah, blah blah.


Fuck all that shit. If it was so easy, there wouldn't be all these different self books and shit telling us how to improve and make our lives better...............it just does the opposite in fact. It confirms that under it all, when you get rid of the layers and shit, Life SUCKS!!!!




Then you'll have all those nay sayers spout off shit like:

Nothing ever comes easy.

The more you put into it, the more you'll enjoy the rewards.

No pain, no gain.


Fuck them all!!!

[TerryJaker]

i hate to make this about me but i gave some pretty good adcive up there

You sure did, just as everybody did. It just makes my heart weep joyous tears to see such a tight knit community come together and offer their support to a fellow member who has a case of the sadsy wadsies. Why just a sprinkle of sugar, a drop of honey, and a barrel full of kind wishes and hopeful prayers and we'll have our friend up and at them again!

[Slumbag]

So how do you focus on the positive? It's so easy to say shit like that.

The glass is half full or empty.

There are other fishes in the sea.

It'll get better as time goes on.

You'll find someone better.

You just go to believe in yourself.

Blah, blah, blah blah.


Fuck all that shit. If it was so easy, there wouldn't be all these different self books and shit telling us how to improve and make our lives better...............it just does the opposite in fact. It confirms that under it all, when you get rid of the layers and shit, Life SUCKS!!!!




Then you'll have all those nay sayers spout off shit like:

Nothing ever comes easy.

The more you put into it, the more you'll enjoy the rewards.

No pain, no gain.


Fuck them all!!!



Think about good shit. I've got things wrong in my life.
I don't have a car. My job sucks and I don't like it. I'm not dating anyone.

But I don't let that garbage make me who I am. Ehh, things stink sometimes, big fucking deal. Try and have a good time, spend all the time you can doing shit you enjoy.

[Sinestro]

But I don't let that garbage make me who I am. Ehh, things stink sometimes, big fucking deal. Try and have a good time, spend all the time you can doing shit you enjoy.

How bout if the shit that you enjoyed, she enjoyed. How do you find out what you enjoy if the only thing you enjoyed reminded you of her.

[Friday]

You sure did, just as everybody did. It just makes my heart weep joyous tears to see such a tight knit community come together and offer their support to a fellow member who has a case of the sadsy wadsies. Why just a sprinkle of sugar, a drop of honey, and a barrel full of kind wishes and hopeful prayers and we'll have our friend up and at them again!

you make me want to vomit.

:bye:

[JerryTaker]

Don't fucking do that.
Don't bring up killing yourself to get someone to quit speaking negatively about you. That's a cop out, man. This not fit for human existence if nonsense, dude. Utter fucking nonsense. You need to quit being dramatic, and take control of your shit (that sounds ultra faggy and Dr. Phil-ish. Sorry).
All you do is focus on negative shit about yourself. That's a big part of your problem.

see, that's just it. I don't want her to quit. I want her to be honest. she's the only person to respond who's actually met me in person, so she knows how ugly and insignificant I am. I value her opinion more than anyone else's right now, and I don't blame her for speaking the truth about me. it's so much better than the lies I've been fed for so long, most of which Sinestro's enumerated.

Like I said, I'm not going to kill myself, but god damn it, I need the truth for once.

[Sinestro]

it's so much better than the lies I've been fed for so long, most of which Sinestro's enumerated.

Like I said, I'm not going to kill myself, but god damn it, I need the truth for once.

What does enumerated mean???

[Slumbag]

How bout if the shit that you enjoyed, she enjoyed. How do you find out what you enjoy if the only thing you enjoyed reminded you of her.
It depends. If it's one girl bumming you out, do what everyone that has has there heart broken has done. Stay at home for awhile, cry, get drunk, stop eating, all the bullshit that goes along with it. I've done it. It sucks fucking dick man. But after a while, you forget about it and get back to your normal life. I hate to use one of your cliched phrases, but "Time heals all wounds".
If your still not happy, find new things to do.

[JerryTaker]

What does enumerated mean???

you know what I mean. I'm too stupid to express myself correctly. "Illustrated," "intimated," fuck, "said," or in the case of a message board, "wrote" I don't know, all the shit you put a few posts up... that says it exactly.

[Friday]

It depends. If it's one girl bumming you out, do what everyone that has has there heart broken has done. Stay at home for awhile, cry, get drunk, stop eating, all the bullshit that goes along with it. I've done it. It sucks fucking dick man. But after a while, you forget about it and get back to your normal life. I hate to use one of your cliched phrases, but "Time heals all wounds.
If your still not happy, find new things to do.

biggest.
lie.
ever.

time doesn't do shit.

:bye:

[Slumbag]

biggest.
lie.
ever.

time doesn't do shit.

:bye:

Awright, maybe not all, but definitely most. :)
Especially when it comes to relationships.

[patsopinion]

see, that's just it. I don't want her to quit. I want her to be honest. she's the only person to respond who's actually met me in person, so she knows how ugly and insignificant I am. I value her opinion more than anyone else's right now, and I don't blame her for speaking the truth about me. it's so much better than the lies I've been fed for so long, most of which Sinestro's enumerated.

Like I said, I'm not going to kill myself, but god damn it, I need the truth for once.

stop valuing others opinions
ur existence doesn't hinge on a chicks opinion

unless that chick is friday


and you have to realize that even though she might seem like a real person..
look into a phsycological term called "projection"
im to drunk to splain

[JerryTaker]

It depends. If it's one girl bumming you out, do what everyone that has has there heart broken has done. Stay at home for awhile, cry, get drunk, stop eating, all the bullshit that goes along with it. I've done it. It sucks fucking dick man. But after a while, you forget about it and get back to your normal life. I hate to use one of your cliched phrases, but "Time heals all wounds.
If your still not happy, find new things to do.

Like I said, I'm now north of 30, and no woman has ever been honestly attracted to me. It's all been fake, made up, pity, guilt, etc.. I don't think if I've figured it out by now, I never will. it's time to be put out to pasture.

[Slumbag]

stop valuing others opinions
ur existence doesn't hinge on a chicks opinion
unless that chick is friday


and you have to realize that even though she might seem like a real person..
look into a phsycological term called "projection"
im to drunk to splain

Re Read the bold part, sir.

[Sinestro]

biggest.
lie.
ever.

time doesn't do shit.

:bye:

QFMFT!



Time just makes it worse.

[patsopinion]

biggest.
lie.
ever.

time doesn't do shit.

:bye:

i couldnt agree with you less

time gives u perspective on what happened/lost and it makes it much easier to hate the person
which i find is key to a healthy break up

blame everthing on them and then hate them for wasting ur time

and then become bitter and become a huge fan of patrice oneal

[patsopinion]

Re Read the bold part, sir.

that would be an excellent mod quote for me

[JerryTaker]

stop valuing others opinions
ur existence doesn't hinge on a chicks opinion

unless that chick is friday


and you have to realize that even though she might seem like a real person..
look into a phsycological term called "projection"
im to drunk to splain


What is there other than other people's opinions? you can't get a girlfriend or a job without other people valuing you. People think they're so above stuff like that, only because they're too attractive to worry about it. Again, you have no clue what it's like. You guys have no idea how ugly and worthless I really am, except Friday, who's on my side, because she knows what I look like.

[Friday]

i couldnt agree with you less

time gives u perspective on what happened/lost and it makes it much easier to hate the person
which i find is key to a healthy break up

blame everthing on them and then hate them for wasting ur time

and then become bitter and become a huge fan of patrice oneal

well that just sounds silly.
:bye:

and Jerry knows that I know he will not be taking his own life any time soon.
though we share some traits that i can recognize and see that it's always an option down the road... if we grow just a tiny set of balls.... hah.
but i am reality... and i cannot blow smoke up anyones ass anymore.
if it sucks so badly... i say be done with it.
if there is a way to be happy... then find it. even if it takes years.

sometimes life hands you a perfect bill.... but your credit cards are maxed out. what do you do? borrow money.... wash dishes... or run away. there is always a choice.

noone can choose for you though.
no matter what they write on a message board.

[patsopinion]

What is there other than other people's opinions? you can't get a girlfriend or a job without other people valuing you. People think they're so above stuff like that, only because they're too attractive to worry about it. Again, you have no clue what it's like. You guys have no idea how ugly and worthless I really am, except Friday, who's on my side, because she knows what I look like.


your beatiful and someone will love you again very soon
keep your head up and stay positive

is that what you wanted to hear

its not that bad
being a fucking unemplyed nothing with not chick and no since of self worth really isnt that bad

it seems liek your more afraid of not liking ur opinion of yourself and you need outside validation

[Sinestro]

How do you go out and do stuff without reinforcing what you feel. How do you change?


Like going to the movies, eating out by yourself, heck just being single. We all know people think about shit like "poor guy/gal" is eating all by themsleves or all alone or there must be something wrong with them thoughts.

You got no friends or friends that wear rosey colored glasses and won't give you the real deal or give you the one-liner's like "Everything will be alright in the end" beacuse they don't even know what to tell you anymore or even care.

[JerryTaker]

i couldnt agree with you less

time gives u perspective on what happened/lost and it makes it much easier to hate the person
which i find is key to a healthy break up

blame everthing on them and then hate them for wasting ur time

and then become bitter and become a huge fan of patrice oneal

By the way, I was first dumped Summer of 1994, 14 years ago, and I still have no idea what was wrong with me, or what I did to get dumped. 14 years and 4 long-term girlfriends later, and I still have no idea what made me so horrible that they decided that I wasn't good enough for them anymore, other than they were never really into me to begin with. My only reflection is that I'm defective as a human being, and I don't deserve anyone's affection. How's that for reflection over time?

[Slumbag]

By the way, I was first dumped Summer of 1994, 14 years ago, and I still have no idea what was wrong with me, or what I did to get dumped. 14 years and 4 long-term girlfriends later, and I still have no idea what made me so horrible that they decided that I wasn't good enough for them anymore, other than they were never really into me to begin with. My only reflection is that I'm defective as a human being, and I don't deserve anyone's affection. How's that for reflection over time?

FOUR long term girlfriends? What the fuck, dude? I know a dude that's 37 and I don't think a chicks ever even kissed that motherfucker.
How can you be "sub-human" and have sex or a relationship ever????
Seriously, the more you talk, the more it seems like you're just in a rut.

[K.C.]

As soon as you start banging again, it'll all go away.

And trust me, dude...somebody will take a shot on you.


...unless you're a eunuch...then you're screwed.

[Friday]

Seriously, the more you talk, the more it seems like you're just a nut.

see?
now you're catching on!!

[Sinestro]

What is there other than other people's opinions? you can't get a girlfriend or a job without other people valuing you. People think they're so above stuff like that, only because they're too attractive to worry about it. Again, you have no clue what it's like. You guys have no idea how ugly and worthless I really am, except Friday, who's on my side, because she knows what I look like.


I hear that. I can't stand it when attractive or even happy people try to "fake" like they know how you feel. You can't really know how I feel cuz you're not me asswipe! We all judge people by the whatthey look and if they tell you otherwise, they're just feeding you a crock of bullshit.



I like them for their mind.

I like a person with a kind heart.

He/She treats me so good.

Looks don't mean nothing to me, I like the person for who they are.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.




People would have never even gotten there if they didn't notice you first. And how do people do that? Visually with the eyes. We judge people for their looks and it's a fact that we give people who we think look good the benefit of the doubt or are more receptive to beutiful people than ugly people. Fuck, look at the bar, club, social scene, personal with pictures, etc. People want to hook up with attractive people not ugly people. Unless there drunk and anything goes or it's closing time and want to get laid.

[JerryTaker]

FOUR long term girlfriends? What the fuck, dude? I know a dude that's 37 and I don't think a chicks ever even kissed that motherfucker.
How can you be "sub-human" and have sex or a relationship ever????
Seriously, the more you talk, the more it seems like you're just in a rut.

Four women, (five, actually not to mention a bunch more that ACTED like they were interested to appease someone else) who lied to me, teased me and gave me a false sense of worth, just to rip it away and show me that I was nothing. Until you know that your ex-gf is traveling across the country to have sex with the second guy she's ever been with, you have no idea what an empty feeling that gives you. Until you've been dumped for a guy with Psoriasis or you see that constant look of abject disgust at women you try to talk to at bars, you have no idea what it's like to be in my skin, or what it's like to be rejected by the species.

[JerryTaker]

Unless there drunk and anything goes or it's closing time and want to get laid.

been there, but nobody's even been that drunk or desperate to consider me.

[Sinestro]

Four women, (five, actually not to mention a bunch more that ACTED like they were interested to appease someone else) who lied to me, teased me and gave me a false sense of worth, just to rip it away and show me that I was nothing. Until you know that your ex-gf is traveling across the country to have sex with the second guy she's ever been with, you have no idea what an empty feeling that gives you. Until you've been dumped for a guy with Psoriasis or you see that constant look of abject disgust at women you try to talk to at bars, you have no idea what it's like to be in my skin, or what it's like to be rejected by the species.

Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.


JERRY! JERRY!

[Slumbag]

. Fuck, look at the bar, club, social scene, personal with pictures, etc. People want to hook up with attractive people not ugly people. Unless there drunk and anything goes or it's closing time and want to get laid.

Until you've been dumped for a guy with Psoriasis or you see that constant look of abject disgust at women you try to talk to at bars, you have no idea what it's like to be in my skin, or what it's like to be rejected by the species.

You two and this fucking bar nonsense. WHY, why in the fuck, would you want to meet people at a fucking bar? I can honestly say, unless I'm in a bar with my buddies, I have a strong dislike for 95% of people in there.
So, the bars not your spot, who cares? I don't know ONE happy couple that met the person there with in a fucking bar.

BTW dude. I'm 5'8", 200 lbs. I'm not exactly a handsome motherfucker, and I've never pulled a broad out of a bar. Not a big deal.

[Sinestro]

been there, but nobody's even been that drunk or desperate to consider me.

How bout the internet like E-Harmony??

[Friday]

i am adorable, and therefore cannot relate to this discussion anymore :bye:

night night, my darlings!
hope you all live to see another day!

[Sinestro]

You two and this fucking bar nonsense. WHY, why in the fuck, would you want to meet people at a fucking bar? I can honestly say, unless I'm in a bar with my buddies, I have a strong dislike for 95% of people in there.
So, the bars not your spot, who cares? I don't know ONE happy couple that met the person there with in a fucking bar.

BTW dude. I'm 5'8", 200 lbs. I'm not exactly a handsome motherfucker, and I've never pulled a broad out of a bar. Not a big deal.

I mentioned other environments besides the bar scene. Stop trying to pigeon hole what I said to validate what you're frame of thinking.

[Sinestro]

i am adorable, and therefore cannot relate to this discussion anymore :bye:

night night, my darlings!
hope you all live to see another day!


See. Jerry was right. They always leave you in the end. Life sucks.



Friday come back!





Oh wait, that's in 6 days.

[JerryTaker]

BTW dude. I'm 5'8", 200 lbs. I'm not exactly a handsome motherfucker, and I've never pulled a broad out of a bar. Not a big deal.

yeah, I'm shorter and heavier than you, and I'm willing to bet a hell of a lot uglier. and where, prey tell, are we supposed to meet anyone?

[Slumbag]

I mentioned other environments besides the bar scene. Stop trying to pigeon hole what I said to validate what you're frame of thinking.

Well, that's roughly why I quoted only part of what you said, because that was the part I was refering to. The whole, "only at closing time" thing threw me off track. Get the bar shit out of your head, and perhaps be more specific than, "the social scene", and "personal with pictures"(?).

So, don't try and tell me what I'm doing so you can justify being miserable. :wavyguy:

[JerryTaker]

See. Jerry was right.

know it. Live it. I'll find that thread one of these days...

(I've been here a while)

[K.C.]

You two and this fucking bar nonsense. WHY, why in the fuck, would you want to meet people at a fucking bar? I can honestly say, unless I'm in a bar with my buddies, I have a strong dislike for 95% of people in there.
So, the bars not your spot, who cares? I don't know ONE happy couple that met the person there with in a fucking bar.


QFT.

For all the chicks I've dated, I think I've ever only met one at a bar...and it was a disaster.


I actually went back and read this thread, because I'm obviously not going to sleep, and Jerry's problem is almost 100% self-confidence.

Even if he's as hideous as he says he is...if he had confidence in himself, he'd still pick someone up.

[Sinestro]

Well, that's roughly why I quoted only part of what you said, because that was the part I was refering to. The whole, "only at closing time" thing threw me off track. Get the bar shit out of your head, and perhaps be more specific than, "the social scene", and "personal with pictures"(?).

So, don't try and tell me what I'm doing so you can justify being miserable. :wavyguy:




GROUP HUG!

[Reynolds]

yeah, I'm shorter and heavier than you, and I'm willing to bet a hell of a lot uglier. and where, prey tell, are we supposed to meet anyone?

Why don't you fuck eachother?

[Slumbag]

yeah, I'm shorter and heavier than you, and I'm willing to bet a hell of a lot uglier. and where, prey tell, are we supposed to meet anyone?

Well, I'm only 24. I got time to catch up on being uglier.:lol:

I don't know exactly where to meet women. The worlds funny. I met one girl I dated at a grocery store. You can't designate that shit.

[JerryTaker]

I actually went back and read this thread, because I'm obviously not going to sleep, and Jerry's problem is almost 100% self-confidence.

Even if he's as hideous as he says he is...if he had confidence in himself, he'd still pick someone up.

...and how does one have self-confidence amidst constant rejection? I guess that's the $25,000 question, hm?

[Reynolds]

Here's how I met my wife.

My stepfather worked for a limo service, that also did bus and van service. There was a YMCA camp in the area that hired all their counselors from Europe. The camp shut down for 2 weeks, and all the counselors needed somewhere to go (It's usually the time they travel the country, and can get away with even though they're on a work visa). The camp hires my stepfather's company to bring the counselors to the bus station, or where ever they need to go.

My mom and stepfather have a big yard, on the ocean, and a giant boat. The counselors decide they want to save their money, and not spend it on traveling. My stepfather says they can all camp out in his backyard. I decide to visit my mom that weekend, and drive up to 5 tents there, with 20-30 European girls aged 16-22. Walk into my mom's house, there's some more girls in there, nobody's speaking english, I'm like what the fuck is going on here?

Well my wife was one of the counselors, this was 7 years ago.

[Sinestro]

I don't know exactly where to meet women. The worlds funny. I met one girl I dated at a grocery store. You can't designate that shit.

True. I met this chick on a bus once. So I coordinated my bus schedule to "meet her". Started out with some acknowledement of each other like a simple hi or wave which lead to conversation and eventually going out. Oh what fun times.


Moral of the story:

Be the hunter not the huntee.

The more bullets you fire, the more chances you have of hitting something.

Have a plan. and a plan B, plan C, etc.

Go out and get it.

At least you got rejected, some people don't even get that far or take a chance.

Taking a chance on love and life is better than not taking one at all.







Now I'm shooting out the one liners!


Guess it's time for me to go.:bye:

[Sinestro]

...and how does one have self-confidence amidst constant rejection? I guess that's the $25,000 question, hm?



Acting classes. Play a role and distance yourself from you.

[midwestjeff]

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True love will find you in the end
You'll find out just who was your friend
Don't be sad, I know you will,
But dont give up until
True love will find you in the end
This is a promise with a catch
Only if you're looking can it find you
‘Cause true love is searching too
But how can it recognize you
Unless you step out into the light?
Don't be sad i know you will
But don’t give up until
True love finds you in the end.

[K.C.]

...and how does one have self-confidence amidst constant rejection? I guess that's the $25,000 question, hm?

You need a couple easy wins, is basically the crux of it.


Now that's easier said than done, obviously. Basically, though, it sounds like your grasping for anything and just trying to cling on to it.

Don't do that.

Just try and find what you'd consider an 'attainable' chick for you, and just set the goal of having some immediate fun...try not to explode your head with a lot of long-term thoughts.

As far as 'attainable' goes, obviously you're probably going to respond that no one is attainable for you, because of how you feel about yourself.

...you're from Philly...there should absolutely be attainable chicks there. It's not like you're from some close-knit, small community.

[Sinestro]

Here's how I met my wife.

My stepfather worked for a limo service, that also did bus and van service. There was a YMCA camp in the area that hired all their counselors from Europe. The camp shut down for 2 weeks, and all the counselors needed somewhere to go (It's usually the time they travel the country, and can get away with even though they're on a work visa). The camp hires my stepfather's company to bring the counselors to the bus station, or where ever they need to go.

My mom and stepfather have a big yard, on the ocean, and a giant boat. The counselors decide they want to save their money, and not spend it on traveling. My stepfather says they can all camp out in his backyard. I decide to visit my mom that weekend, and drive up to 5 tents there, with 20-30 European girls aged 16-22. Walk into my mom's house, there's some more girls in there, nobody's speaking english, I'm like what the fuck is going on here?

Well my wife was one of the counselors, this was 7 years ago.




Wow! She was a counselor at age 16. You go boy!

[JerryTaker]

Here's how I met my wife.

My stepfather worked for a limo service, that also did bus and van service. There was a YMCA camp in the area that hired all their counselors from Europe. The camp shut down for 2 weeks, and all the counselors needed somewhere to go (It's usually the time they travel the country, and can get away with even though they're on a work visa). The camp hires my stepfather's company to bring the counselors to the bus station, or where ever they need to go.

My mom and stepfather have a big yard, on the ocean, and a giant boat. The counselors decide they want to save their money, and not spend it on traveling. My stepfather says they can all camp out in his backyard. I decide to visit my mom that weekend, and drive up to 5 tents there, with 20-30 European girls aged 16-22. Walk into my mom's house, there's some more girls in there, nobody's speaking english, I'm like what the fuck is going on here?

Well my wife was one of the counselors, this was 7 years ago.

Were you completely ignored by women prior to this? did your mere presence induce sickness in attractive women? were you consistently lied to and were given no reason to feel any sense of self- worth prior to that moment?

if yes, then I have some hope. if no, then you're just a normal guy who met someone and got married, and this has no relevance to my situation.

[Sinestro]

You need a couple easy wins, is basically the crux of it.


Now that's easier said than done, obviously. Basically, though, it sounds like your grasping for anything and just trying to cling on to it.

Don't do that.

Just try and find what you'd consider an 'attainable' chick for you, and just set the goal of having some immediate fun...try not to explode your head with a lot of long-term thoughts.

As far as 'attainable' goes, obviously you're probably going to respond that no one is attainable for you, because of how you feel about yourself.

...you're from Philly...there should absolutely be attainable chicks there. It's not like you're from some close-knit, small community.


So you're saying, go for the ugly chick, hoping she might have friends?



Shallow Hal needs a gal!

[JerryTaker]

True. I met this chick on a bus once. So I coordinated my bus schedule to "meet her". Started out with some acknowledement of each other like a simple hi or wave which lead to conversation and eventually going out. Oh what fun times.


see, when a guy who looks like me tries this, they call it "stalking"

thanks anyway.

[PapaBear]

I met one girl I dated at a grocery store. You can't designate that shit.
I met a German girl in England, who was going to school in France.

[K.C.]

So you're saying, go for the ugly chick, hoping she might have friends?



Shallow Hal needs a gal!


Yeah, pretty much, actually.

The guy needs some confidence.

The key, though, is to not get himself worked up over long-term prospects. I get the sense from some of the other posts that his mind immediately starts exponentially making the problem worse by projecting his misery throughout the rest of his life.

Just find an attainable chick, and enjoy the immediate...once you start to feel a little value, you'll feel better about yourself.

[Sinestro]

thanks anyway.


So how did you go about meeting your 4 ex-girlfriends?

[midwestjeff]

So how did you go about meeting your 4 ex-girlfriends?

Probably rape.

[Reynolds]

Were you completely ignored by women prior to this? did your mere presence induce sickness in attractive women? were you consistently lied to and were given no reason to feel any sense of self- worth prior to that moment?

if yes, then I have some hope. if no, then you're just a normal guy who met someone and got married, and this has no relevance to my situation.

I think you're a little rough on yourself, so you obviously have no confidence, that's #1. You admit that you're overweight, and I'm guessing you're not doing anything about it. So you just want to live life as an unconfident, overweight dick, and expect hot chicks to run up to you and suck your cock? Why don't you work on improving yourself first?

[Sinestro]

One time I helped this married woman with her computer and she hooked me up with her friend. Alas it didn't work out but I was so taken aback that she took it upon herself to hook me up with her friend. Stuff like that usually doesn't happen to me.

[K.C.]

Probably rape.

Yeah, but in his defense, they were asking for it.

[Sinestro]

I think you're a little rough on yourself, so you obviously have no confidence, that's #1. You admit that you're overweight, and I'm guessing you're not doing anything about it. So you just want to live life as an unconfident, overweight dick, and expect hot chicks to run up to you and suck your cock? Why don't you work on improving yourself first?


Cuz it's easier not to?

Why try if you might fail?

I like the negative attention.

Blah, blah, blah.

[K.C.]

Yeah, pretty much, actually.

The guy needs some confidence.

The key, though, is to not get himself worked up over long-term prospects. I get the sense from some of the other posts that his mind immediately starts exponentially making the problem worse by projecting his misery throughout the rest of his life.

Just find an attainable chick, and enjoy the immediate...once you start to feel a little value, you'll feel better about yourself.


My addendum to this would be that if you try and just can't see anything in yourself, then lie to yourself.

Convince yourself you're the coolest guy in the room...the Big Aaaaaaaaaaaa of the party...chick doesn't like you? Fuck her!

Stand in front of the mirror in the bathroom and practice the David Duchovny lines from Californication

"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny...now smile, dammit!"

[Slumbag]

Stand in front of the mirror in the bathroom and practice the David Duchovny lines from Californication

"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny...now smile, dammit!"

So off topic, but they should really bring that show back. It rules.

[K.C.]

So off topic, but they should really bring that show back. It rules.

I thought it was coming back this fall...didn't think I'd like it, but it's a surprisingly good show.

[Sinestro]

My addendum to this would be that if you try and just can't see anything in yourself, then lie to yourself.

Convince yourself you're the coolest guy in the room...the Big Aaaaaaaaaaaa of the party...chick doesn't like you? Fuck her!

Stand in front of the mirror in the bathroom and practice the David Duchovny lines from Californication

"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny...now smile, dammit!"

Didn't I say that above earlier?



Acting classes. Play a role and distance yourself from you.

[midwestjeff]

More importantly, I need to be up at 10 A.M. (central time) to listen to Sports on a Sunday on KMOX 1120. This gives me 5 hours from now to either eat and sleep or just sleep. Eating involves a frozen pizza which will take about 30 minutes off of my projected 5 hours of sleep. I haven't had food today but am not too hungry. I can go without but it would be a nice compliment to the 12 pack I just finished off. Keep in mind, chics hate me and I am a lonely douchebag that has nothing but self-pity to wallow in. All advice will be shot down and I will never accept that anyone else understands the intensity of the decision I am about to make. So, do I deserve a frozen pizza???????

[Reynolds]

Cuz it's easier not to?

Why try if you might fail?

I like the negative attention.

Blah, blah, blah.

Oh.. How stupid of me. Lets all feel bad then.

[jauble]

Holy fuck this again? Its either time to kiss the grill of a mack truck or take a dick pill and move along. There is nothing worse that turns a chick away than a self loathing I am awful complex. It doesnt matter what you look like, brad pitt and the elephant man could pick up the same chick as long as they have the same attitude. You need to stop thinking about whats wrong with you and find something thats good. Swagger goes a long way my friend.

[Sinestro]

More importantly, I need to be up at 10 A.M. (central time) to listen to Sports on a Sunday on KMOX 1120. This gives me 5 hours from now to either eat and sleep or just sleep. Eating involves a frozen pizza which will take about 30 minutes off of my projected 5 hours of sleep. I haven't had food today but am not too hungry. I can go without but it would be a nice compliment to the 12 pack I just finished off. Keep in mind, chics hate me and I am a lonely douchebag that has nothing but self-pity to wallow in. All advice will be shot down and I will never accept that anyone else understands the intensity of the decision I am about to make. So, do I deserve a frozen pizza???????


The tarots card read "If you open the freezer, it's a done deal".


But I've never had frozen pizza before. So your guess is as good as mine.

[Sinestro]

Oh.. How stupid of me. Lets all feel bad then.

Finally you get it!!!:clap:







Oh, I mean.:sad:

[Reynolds]

Finally you get it!!!:clap:







Oh, I mean.:sad:

Let's put magnetic ribbons on our vehicles to remember how horrible his life is to let him know we support him

[commish13]

I didn't bother to read anything but the first couple posts in this thread, but that has led me to fell quite compelled to just say fuck you.

I would KILL to be able to be in your position.

[Death Metal Moe]

You just can't teach someone self worth.

I have it. I know I'm a good person. I can get friend anywhere.

The whole motherfucking world be damned, I know I'm worth something.

I don't know how to tell you to learn that but you need to think like that or they win.

[commish13]

Fuck that guy, Moe. I know all of the stuff you just said about yourself is true about me, yet for some reason over the past year and a half my anxiety problem has turned itself into deep depression and a very laugh-out-loud fun case of bi-polarosity.

Somebody explain that shit. It's pretty amazingly hard to be completely self aware about all of the positive merits I have yet still be stuck in depression pretty much 24/7.

If only I could have a woman that loved me for six years walk out on me and call me a racist. If fucking only.

[Death Metal Moe]

Fuck that guy, Moe. I know all of the stuff you just said about yourself is true about me, yet for some reason over the past year and a half my anxiety problem has turned itself into deep depression and a very laugh-out-loud fun case of bi-polarosity.

Somebody explain that shit. It's pretty amazingly hard to be completely self aware about all of the positive merits I have yet still be stuck in depression pretty much 24/7.

If only I could have a woman that loved me for six years walk out on me and call me a racist. If fucking only.

I feel ya dude. For whatever reason I was trying to be nice to Jerry. I wouldn't say "fuck him" but he keeps posting threads like this, takes no one's advice and changes nothing in his life so I don't know how many more times I can read the same thing from him. He's really frustrating.

And yea, you have 6 years with a chick and I'm supposed to feel sorry for you? Bzzzzzzzzz. Wrong again.

I understand the negative thoughts you can't get rid of. I understand the anxiety and depression. I understand the social phobias and how easy it is to just fold on the world and crawl back into your shell.

Like I said, you can pep talk someone to death but there's just no way to teach them how to have a feeling of self worth. I lost mine for a time and regained it. It's that little voice in your head that says "Fuck the world, I know I'm worth something so I will continue doing what I know I have to do." It's not easy, but nothing ever is so why should getting a job or a girl be any different?

Easier said then done, I understand that. But I learned long ago that sitting around feeling sorry for yourself, wondering why all the good things in life aren't happening to you, solves nothing and gets you no closer to getting what you want.

So I guess the answer to my question is "Yes, I can say the same thing at least one more time" because I always get sucked into these fucking Jerrytaker threads because he sounds just like me a few years ago.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I played the game "Read the Thread Title and Guess Who Posted the Thread" - and I won!

It's gotten to the point where I've convinced myself that Jerry is a board character.

[ChrisTheCop]

It doesnt matter what you look like, brad pitt and the elephant man could pick up the same chick as long as they have the same attitude.

Brad wasnt treating her right; I had to do something.

[IamPixie]

You sure did, just as everybody did. It just makes my heart weep joyous tears to see such a tight knit community come together and offer their support to a fellow member who has a case of the sadsy wadsies. Why just a sprinkle of sugar, a drop of honey, and a barrel full of kind wishes and hopeful prayers and we'll have our friend up and at them again!

best.board.character.ever.

[angrymissy]

see, that's just it. I don't want her to quit. I want her to be honest. she's the only person to respond who's actually met me in person, so she knows how ugly and insignificant I am. I value her opinion more than anyone else's right now, and I don't blame her for speaking the truth about me. it's so much better than the lies I've been fed for so long, most of which Sinestro's enumerated.

Like I said, I'm not going to kill myself, but god damn it, I need the truth for once.

I met you in person a while ago.

You are not too hideous to find someone. I'm not saying it to be nice. I know people uglier than you with physical defects even that have found significant others. But your attitude is going to immediately throw girls off.

[grlNIN]

fucking kill yourself already.

i have suicidal thoughts almost every day but i don't annoy my fake message board friends with them. jesus.
don't you know there are therapists and support groups for this crap?
go there.
leave the interwebs to dick jokes and menial life issues.

ugh.

I don't care how cool you think you are and to what extent you think you can get away with saying something as rude and unintelligent as this but look at what forum you're in and show some respect.

If you know what kind of post it's going to be then avoid it altogether or contribute something worthwhile to his thread.

I'm not even going to get combative or have a back and forth with you, if you have something to say about it PM me, don't interrupt this thread again with your childish behavior and attitude.

That goes for everyone in this thread who had/has some smart-assed remarks to make.

Check the thread and if you have nothing to add to it but your idea of a joke or dig on Jerry then fucking leave it alone or check it at the door.

He may be repetitive but he's still a human being, try and remember that you're an adult when you speak.

[ChrisTheCop]

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[grlNIN]

Not really but i see from the times that i have confronted her and you immediately running to her defense that you're the new board flavor of the month.

Get over yourself and cut the shit in this thread.

[angrymissy]

Even though I understand that some people find Jerry's posts repetitive, I agree that if you have a problem with it, you should just not respond.

This messageboard has always been a place for people to vent - and if Jerry is truly lonely and has no one to talk to - this may be the only place he can share his thoughts.

When I was 18, there were two people that kept talking and talking about how they hated life and wanted to die... and people made fun of it, said just do it, you're a pussy, you never will, guess what, one of them stepped in front of a train.

I would never, ever, not take anyone seriously again.

[ChrisTheCop]

Not really but i see from the times that i have confronted her and you immediately running to her defense that you're the new board flavor of the month.

Get over yourself and cut the shit in this thread.

Okayyyyy.....

First off, I find it interesting that of all the silly comments posted in this thread,
you decided to go after Friday....AGAIN. (Your original comment was only about her, before you decided to cover it with an edit).

Secondly, I'll come to the defense of anyone on this board who is being treated unfairly, or being singled out for whatever CHILDISH reasons someone hiding behind a modship comes up with.

Thirdly, Ive been around awhile. But thanks for thinking I'm new and fresh.

Finally, turn to the mirror and repeat your mantra "Get over yourself" 3 times.

[angrymissy]

Okayyyyy.....

First off, I find it interesting that of all the silly comments posted in this thread,
you decided to go after Friday....AGAIN. (Your original comment was only about her, before you decided to cover it with an edit).

Secondly, I'll come to the defense of anyone on this board who is being treated unfairly, or being singled out for whatever CHILDISH reasons someone hiding behind a modship comes up with.

Thirdly, Ive been around awhile. But thanks for thinking I'm new and fresh.

Finally, turn to the mirror and repeat your mantra "Get over yourself" 3 times.

I think that Jerry is the one being treated unfairly here.

This place has been, and should always be, a place that people can turn to for support if they have nowhere else to go.

If you think it's repetitive, then you should just not say anything, or at least try to add something that can help.

Jerry has been a long time member here too.

[TheMojoPin]

I've moved this thread to the That's Life forum.

Take the fights elsewhere.

If you don't want to hear what Jerry is saying, then don't read the thread. It's really that simple.

[ChrisTheCop]

This place has been, and should always be, a place that people can turn to for support if they have no where else to go.



QFT.


I've moved this thread to the That's Life forum.

Well done sir.

[grlNIN]

Yeah ok whatever.

I don't need to get over myself, the people i choose to treat with less respect have earned that in my eyes. I have been on this board for almost seven years so don't talk to me like i don't know what's up.

I wasn't implying that you're new, i know you're old and have been around-i've seen you in person.

I responded to hers first because i stopped reading the thread after that comment and then returned to reading it after i made my post-which i edited to include all the other comments made but her was by far the worst and the worst straight off the bat.


We all have the right to say whatever we want here, it's just some of us choose a more mature and dignified route than others and some of us can relate to maybe what jerry is talking about more than others. If you can't good for you but don't come into this thread and make unnecessary comments that don't add anything positive to the thread. If you want to argue that the thread is negative to begin with then that's your prerogative but it's not a very sympathetic one.

Do not expect another comment from me because frankly, i am sick of having to respond to you in any thread where you feel the need to jump in and defend someone who is more than capable of defending themselves.

[TheMojoPin]

Take the fight elsewhere, please.

[Sinestro]

Why are people fighting about this? It's about Jerry not us.

He asked some people for opinions and some of us gave it to him. He has the support of the board. And when I was reading and posting on this thread this morning, sure I thought Friday came a little to strong, but if you read it, Jerry was receptive to her telling it like it is not sugar coating stuff.


Thanks Jerry, I enjoyed you being honest with us in the wee hours of the morning. I know it's hard right now but you have the power to change, don't be afraid to take the step and take a chance. If we don't fail, we never succed. If we don't get rejected, we don't get accepted. Good luck to you and don't be afraid to share your feelings. We're here for you.

[Team_Ramrod]

like what? I have two options:
1, Plastic surgery
2, Death

I wish I could be afflicted with a disability or a horrible disease, just to stop the above argument. You attractive people have no idea what it's like to be shunned and alone, so you don't realize how horrible it really is

I couldn't disagree with you more; being ridiculously attractive is not all everyone makes it out to be.

Now, this is the natural reaction when we end a relationship or our chick decides to let another guy cream in her... just because she thinks we are on a 'break'.

Dude, you aren't alone. It's tough, all you can think about is the fun times you had, how you laughed, how it felt so good to cuddle at night, hold hands when you were walking in the park, and how special it felt to get that first hug and kiss from her after you seen each other for the first time in a week.

These times are hard.... horribly, horribly hard..... But they get better.

Eventually

[JerryTaker]

I didn't want this thread in "that's life" because I didn't want people to feel they couldn't take shots at me or be honest with me. Honestly those TerryJaker posts were really funny.

Missy and Maria, Thanks for understanding my motivations, and there's no reason to jump on Friday, she was being honest and as I said earlier, I appreciate that.

Some people have said they'd take six years with someone and being dumped and be happy with it, but when you turn around and realize you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, just you and your memories while all your exes are married or "in love" or just running around playing "reverse Chinese checkers" with their vaginas, trust me, it's not a fun feeling.

I'm not here to say "oh woe is me" over and over, but I am looking to vent, and hoping to find some helpful advice, I realize that I "need self-confidence" and I need to change the way I think, but if I knew how to do any of those things, trust me, I would, but every time I've tried, I've failed, and nothing has worked.


I'm sorry that some of you get really mad at me for being depressed, I'm not really sure why. You should be happy that you have things in life that I'll never know, and I really don't deserve to be a fly on your radar.

anyway, I do thank those of you who were honest, gave advice, or just made me laugh. I know my presence is burdensome and generally unwanted. I learned that at an early age and it hasn't changed, so again. I apologize.

[angrymissy]

I didn't want this thread in "that's life" because I didn't want people to feel they couldn't take shots at me or be honest with me. Honestly those TerryJaker posts were really funny.

Missy and Maria, Thanks for understanding my motivations, and there's no reason to jump on Friday, she was being honest and as I said earlier, I appreciate that.

Some people have said they'd take six years with someone and being dumped and be happy with it, but when you turn around and realize you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, just you and your memories while all your exes are married or "in love" or just running around playing "reverse Chinese checkers" with their vaginas, trust me, it's not a fun feeling.

I'm not here to say "oh woe is me" over and over, but I am looking to vent, and hoping to find some helpful advice, I realize that I "need self-confidence" and I need to change the way I think, but if I knew how to do any of those things, trust me, I would, but every time I've tried, I've failed, and nothing has worked.

I'm sorry that some of you get really mad at me for being depressed, I'm not really sure why. You should be happy that you have things in life that I'll never know, and I really don't deserve to be a fly on your radar.

anyway, I do thank those of you who were honest, gave advice, or just made me laugh. I know my presence is burdensome and generally unwanted. I learned that at an early age and it hasn't changed, so again. I apologize.

Don't ever think you need to apologize for coming here to vent. You have just as much of a right to as anyone else.

[TheMojoPin]

I didn't want this thread in "that's life" because I didn't want people to feel they couldn't take shots at me or be honest with me. Honestly those TerryJaker posts were really funny.

Missy and Maria, Thanks for understanding my motivations, and there's no reason to jump on Friday, she was being honest and as I said earlier, I appreciate that.

Some people have said they'd take six years with someone and being dumped and be happy with it, but when you turn around and realize you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, just you and your memories while all your exes are married or "in love" or just running around playing "reverse Chinese checkers" with their vaginas, trust me, it's not a fun feeling.

I'm not here to say "oh woe is me" over and over, but I am looking to vent, and hoping to find some helpful advice, I realize that I "need self-confidence" and I need to change the way I think, but if I knew how to do any of those things, trust me, I would, but every time I've tried, I've failed, and nothing has worked.


I'm sorry that some of you get really mad at me for being depressed, I'm not really sure why. You should be happy that you have things in life that I'll never know, and I really don't deserve to be a fly on your radar.

anyway, I do thank those of you who were honest, gave advice, or just made me laugh. I know my presence is burdensome and generally unwanted. I learned that at an early age and it hasn't changed, so again. I apologize.

Jerry, we're not in the habit of allowing threads to go up that can easily turn into free-for-alls of trolls picking on one person simply because that person opted to open up to the rest of the board. It's great that most of the people hae opted to approach this seriously. If you want people to be able to joke around even after the thread move, that's fine, too. The move is really to avoid any fly-by-nighters who only want to pop in and attack someone who is willing to open up to the rest of the board.

[JerryTaker]

The move is really to avoid any fly-by-nighters

But I love that song. I was going to do it a Karaoke tonight (I go alone)

"Fly by Night away from here
Change my life again
Fly by Night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend"

Geddy and Neil rule!
-and Alex, because everyone forgets him...

[TheMojoPin]

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/religionnaire/artistes/rush/art/fly_by_night.jpg

The owl seems to have polar bear limbs, and that confuses me.

[Tall_James]

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/religionnaire/artistes/rush/art/fly_by_night.jpg

The owl seems to have polar bear limbs, and that confuses me.

From the FAQs for this forum:

The That's Life forum is meant a medium between those in pain looking for answers and those with the life experiences to help guide them through it. This is not a
forum for humorous, sarcastic or otherwise caustic replies, or Rush references, as most people posting in this forum are seeking actual assitance or advice.

Please keep all references to Rush in the "Entertainment Forum" where I can promptly delete them.


Seriously though, Jerry may seem to put a target on his back but that doesn't mean he deserves to get shot at. I hope your problems work out Jerry, in a happy non-suicidal fashion.

[TheMojoPin]

From the FAQs for this forum:

The That's Life forum is meant a medium between those in pain looking for answers and those with the life experiences to help guide them through it. This is not a
forum for humorous, sarcastic or otherwise caustic replies, or Rush references, as most people posting in this forum are seeking actual assitance or advice.

Please keep all references to Rush in the "Entertainment Forum" where I can promptly delete them.


Seriously though, Jerry may seem to put a target on his back but that doesn't mean he deserves to get shot at. I hope your problems work out Jerry, in a happy non-suicidal fashion.

I shall neither deny nor confirm that an out and out hatred of Rush is a good thing or an AWESOME thing.

[SatCam]

I didn't want this thread in "that's life" because I didn't want people to feel they couldn't take shots at me or be honest with me. Honestly those TerryJaker posts were really funny.

Missy and Maria, Thanks for understanding my motivations, and there's no reason to jump on Friday, she was being honest and as I said earlier, I appreciate that.

Some people have said they'd take six years with someone and being dumped and be happy with it, but when you turn around and realize you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, just you and your memories while all your exes are married or "in love" or just running around playing "reverse Chinese checkers" with their vaginas, trust me, it's not a fun feeling.

I'm not here to say "oh woe is me" over and over, but I am looking to vent, and hoping to find some helpful advice, I realize that I "need self-confidence" and I need to change the way I think, but if I knew how to do any of those things, trust me, I would, but every time I've tried, I've failed, and nothing has worked.


I'm sorry that some of you get really mad at me for being depressed, I'm not really sure why. You should be happy that you have things in life that I'll never know, and I really don't deserve to be a fly on your radar.

anyway, I do thank those of you who were honest, gave advice, or just made me laugh. I know my presence is burdensome and generally unwanted. I learned that at an early age and it hasn't changed, so again. I apologize.

I sympathize with your situation but seriously man, you are the only person who can change who you are, so stop posting here and not taking our advice. If you really want help, at this point it's your problem.

[cougarjake13]

bacon

[Sinestro]

I sympathize with your situation but seriously man, you are the only person who can change who you are, so stop posting here and not taking our advice. If you really want help, at this point it's your problem.

So you're saying it's all Jerry's fault? That's not being positive.:nono:


Just because people post advice doesn't mean he has to follow it. He has to find his own path to where he wants to go. Suppose he did take someone's advice, and something bad happened, who would be at fault?

[JerryTaker]

So you're saying it's all Jerry's fault? That's not being positive.:nono:


Just because people post advice doesn't mean he has to follow it. He has to find his own path to where he wants to go. Suppose he did take someone's advice, and something bad happened, who would be at fault?

I know you're being facetious, but what works for one person (or in my case, nearly everyone else) won't work for another if certain fundamentals are in place. I believe I'm missing those fundamentals that would make me a "normal" member of society and attract women. I'm 31 and I haven't figured out what those fundamentals are yet, and it frustrates me to no end, because I don't want it all to suddenly dawn on me when I'm, say 70, and I'll realize I've wasted my life. That's nothing to look forward to.

[cozzie]

Damn, this thread is still going? i was hoping for a different outcome.

[Holes]

yeah I didn't think so. the cookie cutter response of "do Something about it" is all well and good until the question is asked, "well WHAT do you do about it?" because nobody understands the abject loneliness that comes with being unfit for human society, nobody can really say how to fix it, other than a nice slash of the throat...
so far you've proved my point, just like my now-ex did of the point I made 6 years ago... hey look, I'm always right... damn.

-Jerry

Jerry,
How about counseling? These are people who are trained to help you. Check it out, it might help. After all, it can't hurt.

[Cito Gaston]

This thread has to make Lleeder cry. JerryTaker can make an epic thread everytime he posts one of these threads.

Suck it Lleeder!

[lleeder]

This thread has to make Lleeder cry. JerryTaker can make an epic thread everytime he posts one of these threads.

Suck it Lleeder!

That's true I'm depressed that I'm not depressed, you sure showed me.

[Mike Teacher]

"Understand the procedure now? Just stop a few of their machines, their telephones, their lawnmowers, throw them into darkness for a few hours, and then sit back and watch the pattern."

"This pattern is always the same?"

"With few variations. They pick the most dangerous enemy they can find.... and it's themselves. All we need do is sit back and watch."

"I take it that this place...this Maple Street...is not unique."

"By no means. Their world is full of Maple Streets, and we'll go from one to the other and let them destroy themselves."

[Jennitalia]

bravo, maria and missy. i couldnt agree with you more.

jerry, i hate when you do these threads because you really are a sweet, cool person and you're far from ugly. you certainly have more charm/personality than a couple of guys i dated. please work on the confidence thing... i honestly believe that's pretty much what's holding you back on life. move on from your ex(es). some things arent meant to be, and i KNOW there are plenty of other girls (and better relationships) for you out there. im not saying you have to be this cocky, arrogant bastard, but just try to present yourself in a more positive light. this is what's killilng you. i know you can see at least one good thing about yourself (and no, it's not being a total zilch :) ) just try a little at a time. baby steps.

love ya!~

[mdr55]

I'm 31 and I haven't figured out what those fundamentals are yet, and it frustrates me to no end, because I don't want it all to suddenly dawn on me when I'm, say 70, and I'll realize I've wasted my life. That's nothing to look forward to.


Reading this thread, I think you have more going for you than you think. You just need to change your perspective on how you see things. The fact that you've stated that you have had 4 long term relationships (I think you said it somewhere here) and you're only 31, that's more than some others. Sure you're not in a relationship now, but I'm sure you thought the same thing after relationship 1,2,3, etc. You keep focusing on what's wrong with you as to why your last girlfriend left. Maybe there's nothing wrong with you at all and the girl was in the wrong. Stop thinking too far ahead and live for the moment. Like meeting some new girl, don't think about getting into a relationship right away or making a new friend, just go out and have fun. I'm sure you have various interests and things you like to enjoy, try doing some of that. Who knows, maybe you might some people that have the same interests as you. Get out there and meet folks, they won't come to you.


And if you get into a rut, instead of doing or reacting like you usually do, do the opposite and see what happens. (As long as it's not illegal).

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Hi Jerry,

It pains me to hear you this way. The absolute WORSE thing is to lose hope. I truly understand-- I've been there. Really. I've been hospitalized 3 times for depression. If a concerned neighbor hadn't called my best friend in April 2005 I probably wouldn't be here.

I think (and, yes, this is only my opinion) that you need to get on meds and into therapy. Some people are "pull yourself up by your own boot straps" kind of people. I am not. It's been a long process to get to where I am now (which is sometimes functional at best). Bitching and complaining is a vicious circle. Sometimes you need a professional to help you sort things out.

I've met you and you are a sweet and worthwhile person. Don't give up on yourself.

Hang in there and PM me if you need to.

Petrina

[CruelCircus]

Midgets and morbidly obese people have girlfriends because they're still human. I'm sub-human. I'm too ugly to exist. I'm really really horrible. Those unfortunate enough to have met me years ago can vouch, but I really don't deserve to have anyone attracted to me.
They'll tell you...

Dude. I've met you.
There's nothing wrong with you.

[sr71blackbird]

I am finding that I do not need a woman to find me appealing in order to have self worth.
Once you get beyond that and see some famous/rich guy (Bill Gates) and the women who flock to dorks like him, you realize that most women only have eyes on the prize and this should motivate you to be a success, no matter how you look, because I guarantee you, if you were a millionaire and a troll, they'd still be chasing after you with mattresses strapped to their backs.
But truly successful men do not even need to have a woman beside them, their success is what is attractive and you can see many people (men and women) in their world who have no mate, but who are a success.
Good luck and do not dwell so much on this stuff, because another observation I see about women is that their is nothing they find less attractive than a self loathing, down-on-his-luck man who has no ambition in himself. No one likes a winer.
Think about it in your own life experience: If you knew a woman who felt like killing herself or thought shed somehow be better off dead because she was rejected by some guy, would this woman strike you as good wife material? Sure, maybe you'd pity her, but would you want her as your mate?

[cozzie]

Damn, damn, & damn. i've been away for awhile , but does all this jerry dude post threads like this? If so i'll try to kill myself every monday and post it on a message board , so by Friday i'll be ok.

[Friday]

Dude. I've met you.
There's nothing wrong with you.

exactly!!!

the only thing wrong is what is going on inside your head.
it goes on inside my head too.
and in the heads of more people than we will ever know.

get busy living or get busy dying.... to quote the great Shawshank Redemption.

Jerry knows what I am saying. He doesn't need his hand held.
But all the letters in the alphabet will mean nothing until you can stand up and start to let yourself enjoy life again.

And I am as hypocritical as they come on this subject right now.
But I can still talk a good game.

[commish13]

Some people have said they'd take six years with someone and being dumped and be happy with it, but when you turn around and realize you're going to be alone for the rest of your life, just you and your memories while all your exes are married or "in love" or just running around playing "reverse Chinese checkers" with their vaginas, trust me, it's not a fun feeling.

Are you FUCKING kidding me? How the fuck do you know you're going to be alone for the rest of your life? Have you been alone for your whole life thus far? Oh, yeah, NO.

I'm still young, only 22 years old, but thus far I've been completely alone when it comes to women. I have a bunch of friends and on top of that I have a bunch of other people who like me and appreciate being around me. I don't have self worth issues and I don't have social phobias on the surface. I have some god damned problem that I can't consciously figure the fuck out. Something that makes me feel depressed for the majority of most days even though I know for damn sure that I have no legitimate reason to feel that way. Something that has kept me from working for the past few years, something that caused me to drop out of college with barely a year to go, something that has kept me from pursuing relationships with women who I know were looking for me to do so, and so on.

I'm not the best looking guy in the world and I'm heavier than I should be, but I like the way I look. I have a great sense of humor and for the most part I like my personality. I know, like I said before, that I have a lot of people that like me and love me. But somehow I still have anxiety and depression weighing me down, and for the life of me I can't understand why. As far as I'm concerned, that's a fucking ton more painful than being able to experience the joy of a loving relationship with a woman, even when it ends.

I feel like an asshole when I complain about my problems and then realize the shit that a lot of people all over the rest of this world are in. But then I see a topic like this one, a "woe is me" thread coming from a person whose life I envy, and it makes me feel a bit less bad about complaining about my own problems. And I'm not sorry for making this about me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Dude. I've met you.
There's nothing wrong with you.

mmm hmmm. Jerry's out of shape and "gothy", but I can call out about a bunch of other people in the 202-universe who are much less attractive without even thinking hard about it. (I won't, but you get what I mean)

The issue is, and has always been, that this problem is in Jerry's head and he refuses the idea of getting help and/or meds. The idea that no female finds him attractive is patently false, as he had a long term girlfriend who was a member of this very board and they were still dating as of late 2006.

When I brought this up to Jerry, he said that she "settled" for him, which is a huge lie. She didn't "settle" for him - she actually DID care for him and probably broke up with him because his constant self-loathing and blaming other people for his problems probably drove her away.

Either that, or he broke up with her because his paranoia and issues failed to make him see that someone actually cared about him.

Whatever happened, he did have a girlfriend. But he somehow pushed her away.

The thing with Jerry is that it's literally "all in his head". He thought he couldn't get a job because of his self loathing, he thought he couldn't get a girl because of his self-loathing, it basically boils down to the same essential problem. Jerry has no self esteem, he has no self worth, and until he sits with a licensed professional to help him start rebuilding himself, posting threads like this on a message board isn't going to help.

What angers me about Jerry is that he uses this board as his personal dumping ground, and he cheapens the "That's Life" forums with his barrage of selfish rambles about how much he sucks. This is why God invented LiveJournal, Jerry.

Jerry, the first step is admitting you have a problem and seeing someone. Until you do, you're just a masochist and a fucking fraud.

[Snoogans]

Jerry,

For years we have been reading you basically post this exact same thing. Forgive me but, is this some kind of work? Do you like try to use this to get chicks or something?


Assuming it's not. You really need to man the fuck up, bro. Everybody deals with shit, and the reason you get so many people mad here is that you just constantly seem to act like no matter what, you cant fix anything. Meanwhile you don't seem to try. Anytime something bad happens, you say its this or that or some dumb shit. Its just cause you think all that shit that it happens that way. If you weren't such a mopey fuck all the time, people would like being around you and you would feel better.

Stop with this shit and man the fuck up. If its so fuckin bad, what difference will it make if it doesnt work out. But thats no fuckin excuse to not try anything and just whine about why nothing good ever happens.

[Tenbatsuzen]

My life sucks because of Snoogans

[Friday]

What angers me about Jerry is that he uses this board as his personal dumping ground, and he cheapens the "That's Life" forums with his barrage of selfish rambles about how much he sucks. This is why God invented LiveJournal, Jerry.

Jerry, the first step is admitting you have a problem and seeing someone. Until you do, you're just a masochist and a fucking fraud.

just to keep things as real and true to the original thread as possible....

Jerry did not post this thread in "That's Life" ... nor did he want it to be here and he has said so since it was moved here by Mojo. I just wanted to reiterate that for new readers.

He wanted blatant honesty and I think some part of him wanted a bit of trashing.
Because that's what people do when they are in a self loathing period.
But I cannot speak for him.

And yeah... masochist is an appropriate word here. :sad:

[Snoogans]

My life sucks because of Snoogans

Then the plan is working better then I could have ever imagined.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Then the plan is working better then I could have ever imagined.

damn you tenbats'car

[Snoogans]

oh wait we cant joke in here. Why did they have to move this

[Tenbatsuzen]

oh wait we cant joke in here. Why did they have to move this

Blame Mojo. He's the emo mod.

Mikey was here this morning and was letting this thread go, I think.

[Snoogans]

Blame Mojo. He's the emo mod.

Mikey was here this morning and was letting this thread go, I think.

i think you are tryin to set me up and get me to make fun of Jerry acting like an overemotional chick, arent you?

[PapaBear]

Blame Mojo. He's the emo mod.

Mikey was here this morning and was letting this thread go, I think.
Yes. He was.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yes. He was.

Mikey > Mojo.

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison wants to know why you are such a girl man. Rodney Harrison has what Jerry Taker needs. You got the money, Rodney Harrison got that HGH. After you get on that, Ladies be lovin it. Rodney Harrison be SWIMMIN IN PUSSY JUICE CAUSE HGH. RODNEY HARRISON GOT WHAT YOU NEED, FOO


PRINT IT

[Friday]

Mikey > Mojo.

QFMFT

[TheMojoPin]

Mikey > Mojo.

Oh, the irony.

Jerry said on the last page he doesn't mind if people joke around or offer some "tough love" or beyond. I just wanted the thread in here to head off the blatant trolls who would look at a thread like this as just an excuse to be as insulting and hurtful as possible like some other Godawful boards we know.

[Friday]

Oh, the irony.

Jerry said on the last page he doesn't mind if people joke around or offer some "tough love" or beyond. I just wanted the thread in here to head off the blatant trolls who would look at a thread like this as just an excuse to be as insulting and hurtful as possible like some other Godawful boards we know.

funny thing is... the mods on some of those 'god awful' boards actually look out for their members instead of deciding what is best for them without actually consulting them.

Mikey had the right idea... letting the thread lie.

Perhaps the Mods could take a lesson from his willingness to respect the wishes of the thread starter.

[TheMojoPin]

funny thing is... the mods on some of those 'god awful' boards actually look out for their members instead of deciding what is best for them without actually consulting them.

Mikey had the right idea... letting the thread lie.

Perhaps the Mods could take a lesson from his willingness to respect the wishes of the thread starter.

Mikey wanted to move it to Purgatory. In fact, he did so earlier. I was the one that explained to him why it should stay open, and he agreed, so I moved it back out. Mikey, I'm sorry to "call you out" like that, but I'm pretty tired of people making up things about what I do as a mod when all I did was move a thread, something we do on a daily basis, simply to be able to head off obvious trolls who only want to come in here and attack and flame Jerry. Jerry himself said people could joke around or get tough with him, and I added a mod note to his first post explaining so. How has any of that changed anything about the thread so far?

[Jerry Maguire]

From one Jerry, to another...

Just walk up to the first girl you see, and tell her "you complete me"

And if she's a woman of color, add "I don't like black people? I'm MISTER black people!"


Works every time.

[Recyclerz]

I usually try to avoid these drama-fest threads but I guess I'm committed to chip in after having waded through this one.

Jerry, it seems to me that your posts in this thread show that your view of life is profoundly immature. Sure, given dibs on picking, every guy would choose George Clooney's or Brad Pitt's lives but it apparently doesn't work that way (except for those guys, that is - bastards - but I digress).

If the life you have doesn't have worth, it is incumbent on you to do something to give it worth. Do something for somebody else for a start. You apppear to be well educated, I'm assuming able-bodied and obviously you have too much time on your hands. There are literally hundreds of things that you could do to make the world a better place. Volunteer to read to old people at a nursing home, work at a food pantry, join Habitat for Humanity and help build somebody a decent place to live (and pick up some useful, manly skills for yourself), get involved in a literacy program and help teach somebody to read, et cetera, et cetera.

Once you do one small thing to make the life of a fellow human being slightly better I think you'll see the self indulgent solipsism that you're peddling here as the waste of time that the rest of us do. You'll start to feel better about yourself and I'm pretty sure you'll meet hippie chicks who will want to throw you some for being a decent human being that cares about others. Even if you don't believe it at first, pretend and do it anyway. To do is to be.

My $0.02.

[TheMojoPin]

I think someone nailed it on the previous page when they talked about the "need" to be in a relationship. There is no "need" for you to be in a relationship at any given time. It'll happen when it happens. If you go a few months on your own, so be it. If you go a few years, hey, so be that. If it's even more, whatever. Your life is still your life. There's nothing that says you need to be in a relationship.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Mikey wanted to move it to Purgatory. In fact, he did so earlier. I was the one that explained to him why it should stay open, and he agreed, so I moved it back out. Mikey, I'm sorry to "call you out" like that, but I'm pretty tired of people making up things about what I do as a mod when all I did was move a thread, something we do on a daily basis, simply to be able to head off obvious trolls who only want to come in here and attack and flame Jerry. Jerry himself said people could joke around or get tough with him, and I added a mod note to his first post explaining so. How has any of that changed anything about the thread so far?


I said I THINK - my OPINION - that Mikey was letting it lie in OT. I know damn better than to make a full-out confirmation of what Mikey is thinking.

Moving it to Purgatory might have been the best thing for Jerry in retrospect. Lets him know that threads like this are unneeded and unwanted as long as he doesn't get help.

[Dirtybird12]

Why all the anger over this thread? Why would you open, read & respond to this thread?

If his posts really annoy you, why bother reading & responding?

Why are posters so angry and ready to pounce on people here?

all you brilliant idiots here who have life all figured out , should spend a little more time figuring out why you cling to a message board like it's your only friend instead of waking up and looking for posters to piss on - just to make yourself feel a tad bit better about your own pathetic life - that revolves around a radio show and messageboard.

get a soul u fucking zombies:devil2:

[Dougie Brootal]

Why all the anger over this thread? Why would you open, read & respond to this thread?

If his posts really annoy you, why bother reading & responding?

Why are posters so angry and ready to pounce on people here?

all you brilliant idiots here who have life all figured out , should spend a little more time figuring out why you cling to a message board like it's your only friend instead of waking up and looking for posters to piss on - just to make yourself feel a tad bit better about your own pathetic life - that revolves around a radio show and messageboard.get a soul u fucking zombies:devil2:

youre on this board too perry.:bye:

[led37zep]

Oh, the irony.

Jerry said on the last page he doesn't mind if people joke around or offer some "tough love" or beyond. I just wanted the thread in here to head off the blatant trolls who would look at a thread like this as just an excuse to be as insulting and hurtful as possible like some other Godawful boards we know.

Are you talking about Dailypuppy.com again?

[TheMojoPin]

Are you talking about Dailypuppy.com again?

GayThug.com is a hell hole.

[RAAMONE]

Why all the anger over this thread? Why would you open, read & respond to this thread?
If his posts really annoy you, why bother reading & responding?

Why are posters so angry and ready to pounce on people here?

all you brilliant idiots here who have life all figured out , should spend a little more time figuring out why you cling to a message board like it's your only friend instead of waking up and looking for posters to piss on - just to make yourself feel a tad bit better about your own pathetic life - that revolves around a radio show and messageboard.

get a soul u fucking zombies:devil2:

yet you decided to open this thread and piss on people about pissing on other people

well said...

oh...and you're songs are terrible

now i feel better about my pathetic life

[SatCam]

yet you decided to open this thread and piss on people about pissing on other people

well said...

oh...and you're songs are terrible

now i feel better about my pathetic life

be careful or he'll write a song about you

your opinions dont mean nothing youre a stupid fucking loser on the internet

[Freitag]

be careful or he'll write a song about you

your opinions dont mean nothing youre a stupid fucking loser on the internet

I can write a song!
To GN'R's "I used to Love Her"...

I peaked with Turducken....
Now I got nothin'...

I peaked with Turducken, oooooh yeah
Now I got nothing'....

I wrote so much...
Most of it sucked...

I wrote a Big E song and got no heat at alllllll waaaaa waaaa yeah

[Death Metal Moe]

be careful or he'll write a song about you

your opinions dont mean nothing youre a stupid fucking loser on the internet

Dude, don't even TRY to piss on that song, it rules!

Mainly because it includes a quote from me and my name, but it rules none the less.

tee hee

[JerryTaker]

The issue is, and has always been, that this problem is in Jerry's head and he refuses the idea of getting help and/or meds. The idea that no female finds him attractive is patently false, as he had a long term girlfriend who was a member of this very board and they were still dating as of late 2006.

When I brought this up to Jerry, he said that she "settled" for him, which is a huge lie. She didn't "settle" for him - she actually DID care for him and probably broke up with him because his constant self-loathing and blaming other people for his problems probably drove her away.

Either that, or he broke up with her because his paranoia and issues failed to make him see that someone actually cared about him.

Whatever happened, he did have a girlfriend. But he somehow pushed her away.


I love how people can claim to know exactly how something happened, no matter how far away they may be from the situation...

She left because someone else finally came along, that's the plain and simple truth, and because "anyone else" > "me" she just went for the choice she'd been waiting 6 years to be able to make. Truth be told, it was a choice she had thought she had about 2 years earlier, and she took it then too, because, again, "anyone else" > "me." When that didn't pan out, she came back to me, because of course I was still around, and I also had a new job and more money.

Yes, I haven't been able to trust her fully since she left the first time, and she probably sensed that, the way I had always sensed that she wasn't as "into me" as she had convinced herself she was. Having a girlfriend no more proves that women are attracted to you than having a wife proves that you're straight. (and I'm being general, not talking about anyone in particular, but I'll invoke the name "McGreevy" if you need to embody/personify it)

I want to thank Jenni and Petrina for their kind words, I miss speaking to you both, as well as everyone else I had semi regular contact with before my self-imposed exile 4 years ago.

Again, I apologize profusely for my presence for those of you that can't stand me, I hope not to continue to "cheapen" the board by being here.

[drizzle]

Dude, don't even TRY to piss on that song, it rules!

Mainly because it includes a quote from me and my name, but it rules none the less.

tee hee

Thanks for the post Norton wannabe.

GA

[drizzle]

I don't deserve life...

I'll simplify the whole fucking thing for you right here...

No, you don't bc you whine and mope about everything bad in your life and waste it. Your move u sloppy bitch.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I love how people can claim to know exactly how something happened, no matter how far away they may be from the situation...

She left because someone else finally came along, that's the plain and simple truth, and because "anyone else" > "me" she just went for the choice she'd been waiting 6 years to be able to make. Truth be told, it was a choice she had thought she had about 2 years earlier, and she took it then too, because, again, "anyone else" > "me."

How is that any different than what I laid out? I said she probably broke up with you because you pushed her away with your self-loathing. You basically just proved me right.

NOBODY stays with someone for six years in your 20's "just because". She was actually attracted and was probably in love with you.

[Friday]

I'll simplify the whole fucking thing for you right here...

No, you don't bc you whine and mope about everything bad in your life and waste it. Your move u sloppy bitch.


I don't care how cool you think you are and to what extent you think you can get away with saying something as rude and unintelligent as this but look at what forum you're in and show some respect.

If you know what kind of post it's going to be then avoid it altogether or contribute something worthwhile to his thread.

That goes for everyone in this thread who had/has some smart-assed remarks to make.

Check the thread and if you have nothing to add to it but your idea of a joke or dig on Jerry then fucking leave it alone or check it at the door.

He may be repetitive but he's still a human being, try and remember that you're an adult when you speak.

hehe.

sorry, Mikey.

it had to be done.

:)

[drizzle]

Thanks Friday!

http://www.prattville.com/Sites/Prattville/Images/Main/extrication.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Drizzle, is it possible for you to make a post that isn't attacking someone else? Every single one in the last 24 hours has been going after other posters. Please back off.

[Friday]

drizzle didn't attack me ....

just sayin

:bye:

[TheMojoPin]

I will protect Kevin like a savage mother bear.

[jauble]

I will protect Kevin like a savage mother bear.

If I helped am I now gay?

[Friday]

I will protect Kevin like a savage mother bear.

who? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/kopfkratz.gif

are you drinking and modding again?

[PapaBear]

I will protect Kevin like a savage mother bear.
For the record, this post originally said "I like Kevin better".

Apparently, Mojo wanted to show some Kevin love, but realized he wasn't expressing it enough.

MOJO LOVES KEVIN!!!!:wub:

[TheMojoPin]

Stupid drizzle is a shitty, shitty board character giving board characters a bad name. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Man, my banning abilities were rusty. I barely managed to remember how to ban someone.

And yes, despite his Albinoness, Kevin's decision to take my first name as his board name has won my heart.

[Friday]

MOJO LOVES KEVIN!!!!:wub:

what a fag!

luckily ... this is pride week.
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Richard-Nodine/San-Francisco-Harvy-Milk-Plaza-Gay-Flag-Photographic-Print-C12325238.jpeg

[TheMojoPin]

Kevin loves Kevin.

That kind of makes it pseudo-incest.

And even hotter.

[Kevin]

Kevin loves Kevin.

That kind of makes it pseudo-incest.

And even hotter.

Mojo is the man.

I am sure Gvac will tell me to tell you his gratitude for sticking up for me, tomorrow, when i receive messages from him again.

[Reynolds]

http://www.singlebrides.com/

[Jennitalia]

How is that any different than what I laid out? I said she probably broke up with you because you pushed her away with your self-loathing. You basically just proved me right.

NOBODY stays with someone for six years in your 20's "just because". She was actually attracted and was probably in love with you.

not necessarily true. i stayed with somebody for 3 years not because i was ever in love with him, but because i was lacking self confidence to be on my own and i still hadnt dealth with a breakup of a more serious relationship prior to that. we'd break up all the time, or at least i thought we did, but he would Just still act like we were together. i was cheating on him, and i'm sure he knew about it, but he didnt seem to acknowledge it. we were in our own little miserable worlds. you get comfortable in a situation, regardless of whether or not you love the person, and you pretty much wait until something you think is "better" comes along. and for some people, it's hard to break that routine, even if you are miserable, because you dont know any different and you have self esteem issues. i think jerry's gal probably had feelings, but it probably wasnt the real thing (it happens), and her lack of self esteem kept her from moving on, thus giving jerry false hope for 6+ years. move on jerry, move on!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Thanks for the post Norton wannabe.

GA

I'm a Norton wannabe because I ended a sarcastic comment with a "tee hee?" Whatever dude, pick your battles better when you're off banning.

I didn't wish anyone's close relative a horrible death on the way to an important event or anything.

[Freitag]

not necessarily true. i stayed with somebody for 3 years not because i was ever in love with him, but because i was lacking self confidence to be on my own and i still hadnt dealth with a breakup of a more serious relationship prior to that. we'd break up all the time, or at least i thought we did, but he would Just still act like we were together. i was cheating on him, and i'm sure he knew about it, but he didnt seem to acknowledge it. we were in our own little miserable worlds. you get comfortable in a situation, regardless of whether or not you love the person, and you pretty much wait until something you think is "better" comes along. and for some people, it's hard to break that routine, even if you are miserable, because you dont know any different and you have self esteem issues. i think jerry's gal probably had feelings, but it probably wasnt the real thing (it happens), and her lack of self esteem kept her from moving on, thus giving jerry false hope for 6+ years. move on jerry, move on!!!

The thing about message boards is that <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=824199#post824199"><b>there's always a permanent record</b></a>.

Jerry was like this in 2005 when Nellie was with him. The breakup with Nellie isn't what caused Jerry's current state of mind.

I'm not saying that you're incorrect. But I also feel that were are not getting the full story.

Of course, the ultimate flipside to this argument is that if you've ever read some exchanges betweem myself and my wife on this board, you'd think we'd absolutely despise each other.

We are kind of like Dave and Maddie in a way.

[angrymissy]

I love how people can claim to know exactly how something happened, no matter how far away they may be from the situation...

She left because someone else finally came along, that's the plain and simple truth, and because "anyone else" > "me" she just went for the choice she'd been waiting 6 years to be able to make. Truth be told, it was a choice she had thought she had about 2 years earlier, and she took it then too, because, again, "anyone else" > "me." When that didn't pan out, she came back to me, because of course I was still around, and I also had a new job and more money.

Yes, I haven't been able to trust her fully since she left the first time, and she probably sensed that, the way I had always sensed that she wasn't as "into me" as she had convinced herself she was. Having a girlfriend no more proves that women are attracted to you than having a wife proves that you're straight. (and I'm being general, not talking about anyone in particular, but I'll invoke the name "McGreevy" if you need to embody/personify it)

I want to thank Jenni and Petrina for their kind words, I miss speaking to you both, as well as everyone else I had semi regular contact with before my self-imposed exile 4 years ago.

Again, I apologize profusely for my presence for those of you that can't stand me, I hope not to continue to "cheapen" the board by being here.

Jerry, have you ever thought about maybe coming out to events again and socializing? Maybe it would perk you up a little bit to get out there and socialize with people. I don't think I've seen you out since the xmas party a few years ago. Just a thought.

[ChrisTheCop]

We are kind of like Dave and Maddie in a way.

If that was a

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/gregburke/Moonlighting31.jpg

reference, I think I have gay love for you!
Seriously though, Ive always wanted that kind of relationship. Sadly, most women arent up for banter...they prefer to actually argue.

[Skellington]

You should take up smoking if you don't already. There's a lot of stress relief in smoking, as well as, with each nicotine enrinched inhalation, you bring yourself just a tad bit closer to death.

Chicks come and go just as Guys come and go. If you kept a chick for 6 years, be happy.

You could really work on your self esteem. Or, just place your mug on uglypeople.com and see what ratings you get.

Nevertheless, busy yourself with something either than seeking attention. Read up on the magnetic pole shift and the large Hadron Collider. If you want death without effort, these theories might give you hope that all humanity has about 4 years to enjoy, in your case, 4 years of complete misery.

[A.J.]

You should take up smoking if you don't already. There's a lot of stress relief in smoking, as well as, with each nicotine enrinched inhalation, you bring yourself just a tad bit closer to death.

That is so beautifully put.

[TjM]

fucking kill yourself already.


leave the interwebs to dick jokes and menial life issues.

ugh.

And boob pics. Don't forget the boobies

[TjM]

Here's how I met my wife.

My stepfather worked for a limo service, that also did bus and van service. There was a YMCA camp in the area that hired all their counselors from Europe. The camp shut down for 2 weeks, and all the counselors needed somewhere to go (It's usually the time they travel the country, and can get away with even though they're on a work visa). The camp hires my stepfather's company to bring the counselors to the bus station, or where ever they need to go.

My mom and stepfather have a big yard, on the ocean, and a giant boat. The counselors decide they want to save their money, and not spend it on traveling. My stepfather says they can all camp out in his backyard. I decide to visit my mom that weekend, and drive up to 5 tents there, with 20-30 European girls aged 16-22. Walk into my mom's house, there's some more girls in there, nobody's speaking english, I'm like jack pot mutha effer!!!
Well my wife was one of the counselors, this was 7 years ago.

Fixed

[JerryTaker]

Jerry, have you ever thought about maybe coming out to events again and socializing? Maybe it would perk you up a little bit to get out there and socialize with people. I don't think I've seen you out since the xmas party a few years ago. Just a thought.

I really don't think I'd be welcome. Thanks though, I appreciate it.

The funny thing about the old thread Frietag brought up was that she had broken up with me the first time about 4 months later, because someone else she played Everquest with showed interest in her.

Jenni, I think you hit it right on the mark. unfortunately, there's still part of me that hasn't gotten over my first gf in high school, and we broke up in 1993. I have a lot of trouble letting go, I guess...

[Friday]

I really don't think I'd be welcome. Thanks though, I appreciate it.

The funny thing about the old thread Frietag brought up was that she had broken up with me the first time about 4 months later, because someone else she played Everquest with showed interest in her.

Jenni, I think you hit it right on the mark. unfortunately, there's still part of me that hasn't gotten over my first gf in high school, and we broke up in 1993. I have a lot of trouble letting go, I guess...

um.
everyone is welcome at events.
that is a ridiculous statement.

the more you post, the more I realize that 'Frietag' is right.

and that sucks.
because I was hoping you would be willing to step up to the plate and choose to stop enjoying the 'victim' role so goddamn much.

[TheMojoPin]

I really don't think I'd be welcome.

That's complete BS. You're just making excuses now.

[jauble]

That's complete BS. You're just making excuses now.

Hell they let jonyrotn in.

[ChrisTheCop]

Hell they let jonyrotn in.

He was delivered earlier in the day with a crate of lawn jockeys.

He walked under the bouncer's legs.

I dont have a 3rd one dammit, but figured I'd get those outta the way.

[jauble]

He was delivered earlier in the day with a crate of lawn jockeys.

He walked under the bouncer's legs.

I dont have a 3rd one dammit, but figured I'd get those outta the way.

Come on Chris you are slipping this is the obvious one.

http://i25.tinypic.com/akwqdd.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

they dont let me go to events...:glurps:

[Death Metal Moe]

I wonder if anyone truly DESERVES life. I mean all of us here now have it, but why?

We could turn this thread another way and get totally trippy.

[JPMNICK]

I really don't think I'd be welcome. Thanks though, I appreciate it.

The funny thing about the old thread Frietag brought up was that she had broken up with me the first time about 4 months later, because someone else she played Everquest with showed interest in her.

Jenni, I think you hit it right on the mark. unfortunately, there's still part of me that hasn't gotten over my first gf in high school, and we broke up in 1993. I have a lot of trouble letting go, I guess...

in my honest, no joking opinion, you are just tiring. I am sure everyone in your life is just tired of dealing with you.

say you had a hot GF, but she constantly complained about being fat and being ugly, almost like she was fishing for compliments, but maybe she really felt that way. regardless of her intentions, eventually it just gets old. no one would stay with her because of the daily shit they would have to deal with. it forces people who care about you to turn away.

and that is really what you want. you want people to turn away from you so you can say "see i knew this would happen". the problem is they left because you pretty much forced them to leave. you are intolerable. i give the girl who stayed with you 6 years all the credit in the world. i can hardly stand reading your posts.

you need to look at your words and actions and how other people interpret them. no one wants to be around a miserable person all the time. of course, having a bad day or week once in a while is normal. but a daily barrage of "i suck, no one likes me, i know you are eventually going to leave me" is really more then someone should have to handle.

either go on meds, get therapy, or just change it yourself. But something needs to change. you are pushing people out of your life. look at how angry everyone in this thread has gotten towards you. i am sure you could be a cool guy if you wanted, but you really do not want to be. this is your gimick. you are the guy who everyone hates and then uses that to get sympathy from people. that might be ok when you are younger, but no one is going to give a shit the older you get.

bottom line, you need a new focus in life, and a new way of looking at things. stop feeling bad for youself and do something about it. if you are fat, eat less and go outside for walks. that costs no money and has immediate benefits. buy some nice clothes, and just stop being a miserable fuck and try to enjoy life. people perceive you the way you present yourself. a slouchy slob will be perceived that way. show up with some class, looking nice, with a smile on your face, and you will see a change in the body language of the people around you.

as for board events, if you come and act like a miserable dick, of course no one is going to want to be around you. if someone said hey how are you, and your response was "fat and miserable" i am sure they would try to find an exit strategy. again, the way you deal with people is the way they are going to deal with you.

[Freitag]

I wonder if anyone truly DESERVES life. I mean all of us here now have it, but why?

We could turn this thread another way and get totally trippy.

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

[JPMNICK]

I wonder if anyone truly DESERVES life. I mean all of us here now have it, but why?

We could turn this thread another way and get totally trippy.

what is so precious about life that anyone feels it is something to be deserved? not to sound suicidal or anything, but when you think about it, there are 6 billion people right now on this earth. life is not some rare commodity.

[Dougie Brootal]

what is so precious about life that anyone feels it is something to be deserved? not to sound suicidal or anything, but when you think about it, there are 6 billion people right now on this earth. life is not some rare commodity.

well you only get one, (as far as we know) ,so it is a rare commodity! and there is no god, and no afterlife, and nothing when its over. so enjoy what ya have!

[JPMNICK]

well you only get one, (as far as we know) ,so it is a rare commodity! and there is no god, and no afterlife, and nothing when its over. so enjoy what ya have!

that make it even less important. when you die, who cares. there is no payoff at the end. die today or die in 50 years, you will never know or feel the difference.

[Recyclerz]

that make it even less important. when you die, who cares. there is no payoff at the end. die today or die in 50 years, you will never know or feel the difference.

Wow, now JPMNick is bumming me out even more than Jerry.


:wink:

[JPMNICK]

Wow, now JPMNick is bumming me out even more than Jerry.


:wink:

my point is more live your life and enjoy, and not put so much worth into the meaning of life or what it needs to be. try to be a good person and make decisions that make you happy now.

[Dougie Brootal]

my point is more live your life and enjoy, and not put so much worth into the meaning of life or what it needs to be. try to be a good person and make decisions that make you happy now.

yeah thats my point too.


except without all the doom and gloom.:sad:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is Jerry Taker a board character of Debbie Downer

[jonyrotn]

He was delivered earlier in the day with a crate of lawn jockeys.

He walked under the bouncer's legs.

I dont have a 3rd one dammit, but figured I'd get those outta the way.

Hey, hey, hey what about..

How'd jonyrotn get in here? Reillylucks purse?

Look it's jonyrotn, I didn't know this place had dwarf tossing..

[Sinestro]

Medication is not the answer. Try something else first. use that as the last resort.

[JerryTaker]

So Id didn't want to start a new thread....

in all seriousness, how do you meet anyone new when you're short and ugly and nobody likes you? really? I think I can only accept answers from people who are short and ugly and got women to like them, I can't accept answers from the tall, good looking or trust-fund set

thanks!

-Jerry

[Reynolds]

So Id didn't want to start a new thread....

in all seriousness, how do you meet anyone new when you're short and ugly and nobody likes you? really? I think I can only accept answers from people who are short and ugly and got women to like them, I can't accept answers from the tall, good looking or trust-fund set

thanks!

-Jerry

Try taking a ride on one of these

http://thesunnah.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/bus.jpg

Here:

http://www.gg.rhul.ac.uk/ict4d/Blind%20School.jpg

[AnnoyedGrunt]

As someone who's not great looking (though of decent height) I'd say lower your standards and improve your attitude.

[Sinestro]

So Id didn't want to start a new thread....

in all seriousness, how do you meet anyone new when you're short and ugly and nobody likes you? really? I think I can only accept answers from people who are short and ugly and got women to like them, I can't accept answers from the tall, good looking or trust-fund set

thanks!

-Jerry


Get a haircut, change your wardrobe, wear boots (makes you taller) and don't act like you by that I mean get in a frame of character that you're a winner.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I've had a string of bullshit things happen in my life recently Jerry and I've found the second I so much as acknowledged them beyond one sentence to someone they were ready to bail. It's one thing to open up about shit that's been bothering you, it's another to get all Hamlet about it. Nobody likes to hear other people's problems in excessive detail- that's why when you go to events or talk to people and they say "how are you", you say "great" or "fine" and you even smile and laugh and next thing you know you are really smiling and having fun. Even if it's for a second, that's better than sitting around moaning about how worthless you are. There's nothing more worthless and masturbatory than doing that all day. So stop proving yourself right for fuck's sake.

When I broke up with my chick I went straight to bar 9 and was feeling good by the end of the night while great people were buying me shots and all that jazz.

The best thing you're gonna have to do is just grin and bear it. If you can't do that, enjoy your loneliness. And for the record, every short fat ugly slob I've ever known has gotten his dick wet. Even the ones that look like they were moulded out of playdough, smelled like pea soup at all times and uncontrollably drooled while their jaws hinged and unhinged making horrific clicking noises.

[Sue_Bender]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/01/16-22/abc_devito_070828_ms.jpg


What's the problem?

[sailor]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/01/16-22/abc_devito_070828_ms.jpg


What's the problem?

http://www.tunc.biz/ugly_rhea_perlman.jpg

that is.

[keithy_19]

So Id didn't want to start a new thread....

in all seriousness, how do you meet anyone new when you're short and ugly and nobody likes you? really? I think I can only accept answers from people who are short and ugly and got women to like them, I can't accept answers from the tall, good looking or trust-fund set

thanks!

-Jerry

I'm 5-7 (probably 5-6, but 5-7 makes me feel better) and I don't feel I'm that good looking. But, right there lies the problem. It doesn't matter what I think. It matters what a girl thinks. And, if I go around thinking I'm ugly and useless, than people will see me as that too.

I say you start telling yourself that you're a good looking guy who can offer a lot. 'Lie' to yourself if you have too. Soon enough you'll begin to believe it and you'll forget it started out as a 'lie'.

[Sue_Bender]

I'm 5-7 (probably 5-6, but 5-7 makes me feel better) and I don't feel I'm that good looking. But, right there lies the problem. It doesn't matter what I think. It matters what a girl thinks. And, if I go around thinking I'm ugly and useless, than people will see me as that too.

I say you start telling yourself that you're a good looking guy who can offer a lot. 'Lie' to yourself if you have too. Soon enough you'll begin to believe it and you'll forget it started out as a 'lie'.

You two have finally come together.

Solve each other's problems and cum together.

Yay, me!

[DiabloSammich]

You two have finally come together.

Solve each other's problems and cum together.

Yay, me!



Sue Bender, more than just a pretty face, she's a solver of problems.

[Vodka Mule]

BE CAREFULL!

If death were to take you, there is not a fair return policy!

[mikeyboy]

You two have finally come together.

Solve each other's problems and cum together.

Yay, me!

For a board character, sometimes you're pretty smart.

[JerryTaker]

You two have finally come together.

Solve each other's problems and cum together.

Yay, me!

I've run into that before. let me say from experience it doesn't last. in the end you end up feeling even worse when she realizes you weren't good enough for her. thanks though.

-Jerry

[Kevin]

For a board character, sometimes you're pretty smart.

Sue is real and is a classy lady. I refuse to believe anything else.

[Sue_Bender]

I've run into that before. let me say from experience it doesn't last. in the end you end up feeling even worse when she realizes you weren't good enough for her. thanks though.

-Jerry

Goddammit, Jerry.

You're a stand up individual.

Bless you.

[Sue_Bender]

For a board character, sometimes you're pretty smart.

Wha...wha...wha...

what?

Oh wait, I get it.

My insides don't feel right. :unsure:

[jonjon107]

the racist things remindes me of my uncle his name is tom